Going to meet Alexa at an autograph signing. Do you think she

Depends on how fat you are.

>>2729596
no, have sex

>>2729598
I am 6'2 and 190 lbs

>>2729602
I don't believe that's allowed there, but wish me luck!

post pic of sign and your dick

just for laughs haha

Don't tip your fedora too aggressively when you meet her, one false move and security will take you down

>>2729641
But I'm not obese at all

>>2729635
You want to get me banned or you're gay, or both.

>>2729645
haha nah bro mods dont ban for dick pics, it's just for a cuppa laughs bro

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>>2729596
Tell her to sign Blissberg.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Fucking do it.

>>2729645
Post face

>>2729663
Who actually posts their face on this board? Anyone posting a pic on this board would automatically turn into a forced meme.

I will post the autograph when I get it this month.

>>2729596
Where and why the hell is she doing a signing?

>>2729596
she'll probably suck your dick for a fiver

Tell her to sign it Based Big booty Bliss

>>2729700

>not wanting to be a meme


Why even live senpai?

I met her Saturday in Philadelphia.

>>2729596
Probably, honestly.

She used to be a fitness model, she probably has a huge ego about her appearance.

>>2729596
Are you attractive?
Otherwise no, she gets more social capital from stuffing you.

>>2730123
I'm about a 7/10 according to /soc/

>>2730420
so a 4. Damn, go for it though

Is this signing in New York by any chance?

>>2729596
I'd try it with my best toothless smile.

>>2730427
No, those people on /soc/ have high ass standards. If you're a 7, you're probably an 8.

couldnt hurt to ask
>implying she doesnt know shes sexy

>>2730601
Zero standards.

>>2729596 Yeah, if you're paying, if not, you shouldn't bust her balls.

>>2730471
ANSWER ME

>>2729596
So what happened, op?

>>2736904
Didn't happen yet. It's next week.

>>2735353
The answer is no

>>2729607
Wow, you're fat as fuck, fatass.

>>2738506
Manlet detected

>>2738506
If anything that's a bit skinny

>>2738506
Literal midget exposed

tell her to remove her piercing

>>2729598
kek

https://youtu.be/fLxdFsjlBiE

Tell her she's looking a bit chubby lately.

>>2741113
Small girls tends to look chubby

>>2743983

Good point. Ask her if she needs one of those Grabber things to get stuff off the middle shelf at the Kroger.

Also inquire about how to apply for membership in the Lollypop Guild

>>2729596
yes

>>2740182
Which one?