meanwhile on bizzaro /asp/

anyone else tired of seeing Bray Wyatt win all of his matches? when the fuck will this guy lose

>>2728863
The day they give Cena a push, i.e. never.

WWE is awesome! New Japanetty BTFO!

I can't believe the RAW ratings are almost the highest they've ever been! And holyfuck that piece of shit New Japan can't even sell out a pachinko parlor right now!

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>>2728876
>implying
have you seen Cody "American Nightmare" Rhodes singlehandedly saving njpw with his god tier mic skills and in ring work?

>>2728877
His match against Bone Soldier was GOAT. Easily MOTY candidate.

>>2728877
He can try but that completely nonathletic and charismaless void that is Kenny Omega will keep bringing the ship down. Also I fucking hate baby face Naito with a deep passion and never want him to step foot on american soil.

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My leg's healed thanks to WWE's shitty rehab doctors

wow i cant believe how amazing the womens division is ! they make all the men look like jobbers with their amazing in-ring and mic work, the raw womens titel is more important than the universal right now

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CM Punk is being under-utilized as the Intercontinental Champion. He needs another world title run.

On the plus side, the Miz is back to MTV jobbing to Johnny Bananas and CT where he belongs.

>>2728876
Smackdownetties will never ever recover.

Man, Brock is really working overtime these days. Two 20 minutes title defenses yesterday and his great promo.
Joe on the other hand can't talk to save his live and always needs that Muslim mouthpiece of a manager, that he has.

I can't believe RAW is only 3 hours

wow i can't believe jinder mahal is the wwe champion

Based sami bombing randy's house
Can't believe they gave him the terrorist master mind gimmick

>bayley's striptease last night
My dick could not handle the sexy faces she was making, lads

How horrible is it that Braun Strowman injured Roman Reigns and the Based Big Dog will be out for 5 months or more? I was really looking forward to seeing him get his well earned push straight to the belt he rightfully deserves.

Man I miss Undertaker, how about you guys?

>>2728930
Audibly keked

Did you see the 450 splash Kevin Nash pulled off last night?

Sashetty need to get that mane of hers cut, it covers her bulbous face

205 Live is simply must-see action. The only thing even more exciting is ram

>>2728860
>WWE gets le dancing chinaman
>He stays on NXT forever
>He fights an array of interesting an unique matches
when the hell are they getting rid of this guy? Fucks sakes he's boring as shit

>>2729173
what do you mean? We ARE on reddit...

Thank God the booking duo of Russo and Cornette finally put an end to the Young Bucks burying everybody they work with.

>>2728960
Losing Roman is the fucking worst, but at least we have a strong stable of top, well-booked babyfaces to carry the show in his stead.

>>2728860
Asuka is so awesome! How does she get in such good shape?

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Dean is fucking amazing.
>4 star matches every night
>5 star matches every PPV
>the best moveset in the wwe
>consistently delivers 10/10 promos
>fucking had an amazing Steve Austin podcast
>qt 3.14 faithful wife
>draws major ratings
Dean is the GOAT. I'm not even mad that he's getting the Cena push.

Who WWE Bullet Club in here? I hear they're looking to add Jinder Mahal and Noam Darr on top of Aiden English and Roman Reigns

/asp/ is the best board on 4chan :)

>>2730317
I'm kinda getting tired of Roman in the Bullet Club. He's so much better as a singles guy than a tag guy, y'know?

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>>2730324
>Hes getting tired of Big Dog Roman
Literally seething

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>>2730284

>stay inside
>abstain from sex
>lose height
>forget the shower
>lift no weights
>stay clueless

BASED SMALL PUB WORKING THE SHARKS

Bliss is such an amazing wrestler. She deserves a push unlike those horsewomen just because they are good on the mic.

>>2730283
Kek

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>>2728860
They didn't.

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>>2730611

And they did

I really hope Brock Lesnar takes some time off, I'm tired of seeing him defending his championship every week and in every PPV

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I wonder how Del Rio feels about Paige saving herself until marriage.

hey guys is CM Punk 31-0 or 32-0 in UFC?

after how he squashed conor mcgregor I kinda lost count.

>>2730648
Probably the same way he feels about never getting pushed all these years despite getting pops just for breathing

>>2728860

>>2728860
The Light Heavyweight Division is so great right now. I can't believe TJP is so over after being hated in the Light Heavyweight Tournament.

I am tired of having sex.

>>2728860
When will they finally push Roman? He's incredibly over with the fans.

Hey guys, I'd love to continue talking about wrestling, but my girlfriend is calling.

Respected wrestling journalist David Bixenspan got married today.

Holy shit those Chaotte nudes kept me up all night. Those tits are perfect.

>>2732307

shoot LOL brother

>>2728860
Jinder Mahal is fitting to defeat Randy Orton

And the Indian people have a great, rich, dignified culture

I love Carter

>>2732362
ive been here since back when we were tolerated on /sp/ and i have to ask, is carter supposed to be dixie carter?

>>2732500
We are not playing your games, Carter.

>>2732500
No he's an extremely athletic and self restrained Hispanic poster living the high life somewhere in Canada. He only contributes the finest quality posts, hilarious cutting-edge memes, razor sharp satire, and in depth results for Chikara and Dragons Gate.
Since leaving /sp/ due to outgrowing the slow moving board, he's been a vital contributor to the structure and fast flow of thus highly successful autism-free board.

>>2732283
You know WWE. Only Indy Guys gets pushed. Their homegrown talent job to ROH, NJPW, and TNA guys.

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>>2732585
You're making me cry with this post. Goddammit why couldn't even half of this be true.

>>2728889
>Raw Women's Title more important than Universal
This is a bizarro thread.

>>2732596
It would make this board too enjoyable and decent. Thankfully we have a boatload of militant autists to keep this place the drizzling shits.

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>>2732608
I want off this ride.

WWE is a great product.

The Shield have been doing great, but I wish they'd stop pushing Chris Hero so much.

>>2732585
>>2732587
>>2732596
>>2732608
>>2732617
fınna cringe

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>>2728860

Shinsuke Nakamura just won his 16th IWGP Heavyweight Championship!

>>2733820
The absolute state of Shinskay before he got swag. He looks like a hikikomori sword enthusiast virgin.

>>2732762
how did you do that?

Will they ever stop the push for Gallows and Anderson? I mean I get they have history in Japan but you can't have them win every match.

Asuka is so good