First for Bliss squashing Nia
I GOT WORKED BY THE BEAR
>Gargano trying to sneak onto the A Show
Can't blame him.
LOL , Miz doing his best Flair impression
B
A -LISTER
S
E
D
>No! No! Stop it! Jesus...
Kek
VINCE 1 SMARKS 0
BASED BEAR
>>2727588
18+
>>2727558
>ywn get beat up by based Miz
FUCKING BASED MIZ
Fucking kek
10/10 segment
>Based Miz with the GOAT segment.
>Bae
>Bae
lmfao
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(((
YOU RUINED IT
Even based Miz can't lift up Deanetty to a decent feud.
>Maryse is going to be with Dean now
MARYSE IS GONNA FUCK AMBROSE AS REVENGE
SCREENCAP THIS
Miz is in the gold curtains or in the table
DEAN LIVING RENT-FREE IN THIS PINHEAD'S MIND
>this segment
Dean is cameraman!
Lol that elbow drop
HE'S THE CAMERA MAN
Damn Maryse is perfect 11/10
Ambrose rent free on Miz's head
THAT SEGMENT WAS GOLD
>>2727604
/asp/ got worked so 10/10
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN
Ambrose learned a trick from old Stone Cold on how to sneak in as a camera guy
DEANETTY BROKE UP THE BEST COUPLE IN WWE TODAY REEEEEEEEEEEE
Wrestlers going ham on objects gets me everytime, and Miz did fucking great
Miz is the only person who actually wants to see Ambrose these days.
BUT WHO WAS BEAR!?
This segment by M. Night shamalamadingdong
This is the antithesis to this is your bayley
>>2727622
Agree but that nose
RATE THAT SEGMENT
Wow raw isn't shit tonight
Wow two great segments in one show. Raw on fire
>>2727630
Why did Miz have to destroy that beautiful clock?
RIP grandfather clock
>>2727637
Gargano
>>2727642
10/10
>>2727642
KINO/10
Cory wants to slip Maryse the pickle
Tye/Tye
>>2727642
NOT BEARMAN
NOT PRESENT
BUT CAMERA
/ASP/ GOT WORKED BY BIG VINCE
>Seth vs Joe again
They really want the 3rd hour to drop don't they
>>2727642
11/10
Cory Graves cucking Miz
>>2727642
11/10 RAM wins this week.
WHO RENT THE BEAR?
WHO THREW THE PIE AT KEVIN OWENS?
WE WILL NEVER KNOW
>>2727642
was taking a shower
wtf happened
ram is pretty good
im surprised
>>2727651
Thought the same thing
>>2727634
But anon Ruru and Lana are still otp
So this.... is the true power.... of RAM
impressive
>>2727642
God damn amazing.
What did they change to make Raw actually good?
>>2727642
Based/10
Now its undeniable Miz is infact better with the title.
Fucking christ
You see what they can do when they actually try
When they actually give half a fuck?
Okay Vince shill your high grossing faces, but you can also actually try to make an entertaining tv show for anyone over 5 at the same time
>clocks
>>2727665
SWERVE
Anyone got screencaps of Maryse?
>>2727667
Ratings should go up this week
It hasn't been bad at all
I wish Ram was this good every week
>>2727666
First Miz suspects the bear is Dean, attacks him, wasn't Dean.
Then he attacks the conspicuously large present, turns out it was a grandfather clock Maryse got as a gift, she storms off in anger.
Then Miz calls Dean out, sees him take off his cameraman disguise behind him on the titantron, Dean attacks Miz.
>yfw RAM wins this week
>>2727671
That horrible this is your Bayley segment must of gotten Vince to give creative a wake up call
Holy this Raw has been FUN, when was the last time shit was this good?
>>2727678
>when they actually try
that was all miz
smackdown makes em, raw takes em.
This is the first good RAW since Wrestlemania
So does Maryse go of to her solo career or taking time off?
>>2727691
I dare to hope.
>>2727666
You missed the RAW ratings skyrocketing. RIP SmackDownies
Dean is only ever entertaining when he's trying to win a belt.
>>2727691
He bitched them all out on conference call, they got their shit together. Vince does it again!
bretty good/10
>>2727690
>>2727697
MARYSLEXA WHEN
CASS WILL TURN ON ENZO.. JUST WAIT
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
Whose gonna be the partner?
>>2727693
I hear you bruh im totally pissing myself tonight this was a RAW for the FANS (no hater critics allowed) and it really shows it was super hella FUN
>Based Smack hasn't even started and rawtists think they won.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY
>>2727660
>implying it won't be a 5 minute squash
>those crowd kids that went the wrong direction and smacked hands
Awkward
>>2727713
Here's a (You), now stop. It's not funny.
Expected the Great Khali
Big Show?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEEEG
BEEEEEEEEEEG
B E E G
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
B E E G
E
E
G
>>2727720
It won't matter though because everyone has seen the match 700 times already so they won't bother tuning in.
BEEG
DAT BEARD
>big show
OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BEEG :D
Just when I though RAM couldn't get any better, based Beeg shows up and saves the 3rd hour.
Is this Big Shows retirement match?
THE RAW THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
How did Enzo get the Big Show to fight with him?
OH MY!
>yfw it's the big show.
Enzo's the only one with hair here
MUH BEEGS
Enzo is such a size queen.
well, it's the big show.
>Big Show
Fuck me
>inb4 Beeg knocks the fuck outta Enzo
>>2727749
like clockwork
Show's about to lay his ass out
>Based Joe
>Based Jew
>Based Golden Teuth kino
>Legit 10/10 segment
>BEEG
RAM's been alright my dudes
Best Raw of the year?
Show looked real /jakked/ baby
can't wait for cass to lay out big show and enzo
>>2727749
cockwork
Big Show in 2017
It was Beeg attacking them.
inb4 show knocks out enzo
>>2727678
I highly suspect that after last week's "Your Life" segment that made RAW a laughing stock last week, I bet there were jobs on the line this week for Creative. I am sure whoever is heading that division wasn't going to have another shit week after that fiasco.
>>2727749
Clokwerk lul
BEEG CONVERTED TO ISLAM
>>2727749
Way ahead of ya. Holding in the nut for the knockout punch
Enzo is garbage
lol Beeg acting goofy
based Beeg is not having any of this nonsense
show goes heel again?
>you carbin' up bro you got energy for this?
Enzo is great I don't care what you fags think
>big show trying to be Italian
cringe
Beeg heel again
Ok.. Smackdown won
>big show has a mic
What the fuck is happening?
>this segment
is this real life
>rawtists thought the miz and goldust could save raw
>>2727778
it's carvin not carbin retard
Big Show called Enzo Scrat
SMACKDOWN
ALWAYS
WINS
silly rawcucks
>>2727792
KEK
>beeg doing the sawft spot
Big Show attacked Enzo because he's yandere as fuck for him. Then he attacked Cas because he's jealous of their relationship.
>Undertaker got to retire in the main event of WM33
>Beeg gets this shit
You trying to get that...nut?
This based as fuck raw ruined my Enzo Amorgay
I was playing Overwatch.
How has RAW been? Just starting watching now.
>when everybody thought they want to split Cass from Enzo to give Cass a solo run
>when they really want to split Cass from Enzo to put Enzo with a new tag team partner
>The good brothers buried this bad
We need Enzo vs James Ellsworth
wew that was bad
Lol big show doing sawft
Show and Zo and give Cass a solo run
Is Enzos finisher tagging someone else in?
The state of New Japan stars
>>2727804
You missed all the good segments
I would've just been happy with Big Show knocking Enzo out and leaving with Gallows and Anderson just laughing at him.
>>2727798
This will be why Cass turns heel.
He got replaced.
the absolute state of the bullet lads anderson and gallows, send them home
And they ruined it. It was going so fucking well.
>Big Show lifting Enzo too high for his liking
Alright that was good too
Big Show launching Li'L Dego webm please
The Club BTFO...
>>2727804
Some shit, but pretty good.
new years baby big show is better
>Gallows and Anderson completely buried
THAT FUCKING EYE WINK GETS ME HARD
>RAW's momentum completely killed by that horrible Enzo/Beeg segment
SD WINS AGAIN!!
OMEGA PLS SAVE GALLOWS AND ANDERSON
>>2727826
HNNNRRRGGG
>>2727826
I'm a masochist, so literally everything she does gets me hard.
can i get a quick rundown on the goldust segment? don't want to download raw just to watch it
>>2727825
They were pretty boring. Not much value was lost.
Just pair Gallows and Anderson with Balor again pls
>>2727793
What? 1/10 for getting a reply
>>2727814
that would have been fine with me... then a long run as an unstoppable heel, Show would be over big time.
>>2727838
Seconding this. Switched to hockey during the manlet match and didn't turn back in time.
Imagine being too delusional to realize Vince Jr always listens to the fans.
>>2727829
Sadly they're beyond repair by now that not even putting them with a former bullet club leader would save them, they'd just be j & j security tier goons
>>2727838
Pure Kino. You know wwe uploads highlights from the show to their youtube almost immediately after. i caught the whole golddust r trruth segment on their youtube last week
>>2727842
if he was carbin he wouldn't be slim and he would have energy
carvin makes sense because he was cutting weight
dipshit
IT WAS BEEG!
WOW imagine the threesome
Every new RAW episode manages to be worse than the previous one somehow.
WWE deserves its record-low ratings.
They're idiots for burying Based Bayley
Alexa isnt even championship tier like Bayley, cant wait to see Alexa blow up in their faces when they realize she is nothing without the Bayley feud kek
MORE KINO
>>2727858
enzo getting dp sounds hot
TRUTH KINO
>>2727806
I feel you
>cass
>7 feet tall
>literally a foot shorter than big show
OH SHIT R-TRUTH HAS STARTED A RIVAL FILM COMPANY
Post your face when Raw goes off the air with a Nexus angle with Tyler, Pete, Trent, Wolfgang and Mark Andrews.
BASED TRUTH SAVING RAM
WHY ARE THEY PUTTING ALL THEIR GOOD SEGMENTS INTO ONE SHOW? WE ALL KNOW THIS IS THE PEAK OF 2017 RAW, IT CAN ONLY GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE
>you can't handle the truth
look at the nostrils flaring
BASED 50 year old Truth having TV time
Reminder: cass would NEVER (NOT ONCE) hurt enzo
But what was up with the kurt angle/corey graves texting shit? Did they ever explain that?
>>2727867
And you can't teach that!
>>2727860
Based Big Butt Bliss Working The Fat Ass Workrate Marks
Damn I love Truth
didn't he same the same shit last week?
SILVERDUST NIGGA
>>2727825
>Gallows and Anderson completely buried
Gee, where have you been for the last year or so?
Goldust/Truth for Feud of the Year
BLISS
>Revival were shown obviously on camera backstage when Dean Ambrose came back into the arena right before Cass was attacked
Fuck, they're going to ruin this angle, aren't they?
>>2727860
>+18
>3rd fucking BLISS segment
>>2727856
Oh you were serious about being a fucking idiot.
He asked if he had energy (carbing up). He noticed he was slim so he probably hasn't been eating carbs. Jesus christ it isn't hard. Carving up doesn't even make sense.
>>2727882
Yes he did.
BASED BLACKSPLOITATION TRUTH
>>2727869
Who?
hnnnnnng thiccccc
Nia BRRRRRAAAAAAAP
>Bliss is the total package
>short
>not known for power
>not known for being explosive
>not known for being a technical worker
She literally is nothing like a total package.
>>2727875
>Did they ever explain that?
They just called back to it today, it's still developing.
>>2727860
Alexa rent free
>Nia looks like face
What?
BRAAAAAAAAP
Will R Truth vs Goldie be MOTY so far?
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
based truth kino
>inb4 finger poke of doom
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
My dick shouldn't be hard, but it is. WHY NIA?
Is it just me or do female wrestlers always get interviewed by men and male wrestlers by women?
>>2727900
she's definitely winning tonight
>Nia will never crush my skull between her buttocks
>>2727895
She should have bigger shoulder pads. Like... Vader big.
>>2727891
You couldn't be any more incorrect if you tried.
Congratulations, shithead.
Post lolis
She almost weighs as much as Samoa Joe holy fuck
Bliss gets intentionally counted out....etc. etc. rematch at Tutti Frutti special
Wow, these two matches are going to be short as fuck.
>>2727891
>carbs make you slim
I think you are the idiot here
I'm genuinely scares for Alexa guys, she's so tiny. I think Nia can break her just with her farts.
I don't want the pretty witch injured again ;_;
>>2727854
will check it out on youtube, i've missed most of this feud, thanks bro
>>2727860
agreed.
Based Bayley was truly the patrician's choice
>>2727917
loli loli
>alexa regrets isolating herself and teams up with Bayley
Would watch.
"im not like most girls"
for some reason i always thought the lyrics were "im not a monster" cause of her gigantic size for a female
>>2727911
911 conspiricy theory, says it is just you... deal with it
>>Is it just me or do female wrestlers always get interviewed by men
How is our queen going to beat this fat cow?
guise they just played bobby roode's theme to start the 3rd period of the NHL finals game. lets invade /sp/
>>2727922
I still can't believe they wasted this spot on a fucking random smackdown.
>>2727897
She is about as green and over pushed as the actual total package was though.
>>2727891
>inb4 I was only pretending to be retarded
maybe if you weren't an obese pinhead you'd know the difference
>>2727921
Are you retarded. Carbs are used for fuel.
>>2727922
Bliss hasn't taken a single bump since coming to Raw. She will just run from Nia, then get counted out.
>>2727930
Goddess
Fify
>>2727868
Truth should make a bunch of mock blaxsploitation b-movie vignettes where you can see the boom mic and the acting is Wiseau-tier.
>>2727930
She'll attack Micky and Dana at ringside, then Nia gets disqualified when they retaliate.
>>2727911
men interview men, but only so they can bully the interviewer
>>2727925
>ywn raise a qt loli Lexi as your daughter
>>2727934
I agree with everything you said except the part when you turned out to be a faggot.
I hope Alexa wins so the championship remains in the hands of a white woman.
>>2727927
same d e s u
>>2727922
Fuck I forgot about that ruse. I was legit worked for a second there, crazy that she can bend like that.
>>2727948
She's jewish.
>>2727943
seems logical
>>2727942
OH HAI
>>2727948
>Alexa
>white
>>2727921
>carbs make you slim
My second sentence is the exact fucking opposite you fucking moron
>you in charge of reading comprehension
>>2727922
>nia stares down bliss
>alexa runs up to her attempting a quick finish
>suddenly a thunderous BRRAAAAAAAP rings out across the arena
>bliss falls down
>referee counts to ten
>bliss loses
>>2727930
Bliss isn't that fat
>>2727948
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YA
>>2727953
All women can hyper-extend their elbows (though I suppose most not quite as far). It's terrible to see them sitting down with their arm out, supporting half their weight.
>>2727925
MOMMY BLISS!
please don't hurt Lexi, Nia
Fingerpoke of doom
>>2727955
Jews are white.
Please tell me this is just a meme and my dear bliss isn't actually a jew
>>2727955
>this Alexa "the jew" bliss meme
She already btfod that entire religion by saying she was raised in a good Christian family
>>2727951
Sad!
>Cory: now Alexa faces LITERALLY the largest challenge of her career
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Any chance of Bailey coming done and wrecking bliss with a kendo stick for a dq?
>>2727960
>(you)
>ALL THIS THICCNESS
I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT LADS
>>2727948
Grow up fatboy
>thicky James
Hnnnnnnng
Piggy James and Miss Piggy
>>2727975
>((Kaufman))
My condolences
WOW TOTALLY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
I want every good lowercard guy on raw to end up with the Titus Brand and eventually form a Voltron that defeats Brock Lesnar.
Brook tits on the front page!
Milfy James looking so good lately hnnnnng
>>2727948
she's jewish
>>2727988
That is a normal German name
>>2727990
my fucking sides
Well it took 2 hrs and 30 mins to kill the crowd
Record for them
>>2727981
Reminder that she was the ONLY person in that thread that was 100% white.
>>2727978
>using airplane mode to get new IP
>too much of a fat retard to charge your phone
ding-dong diddly pathetic
>>2727981
>>2727972
SEETHING in denial this hard. Found a pic of ya.
>>2727988
Normal German names = Jew now?
How the world has changed...
>All that ass in and around the ring
BASED BIG BRAIN BLISS
the mouth of the goddess is bleeding
WTF HAPPENED
DID THEY CENSOR IT
>alexa is bleeding
Does somebody want to get that phone? Cuz I CALLED IT!
AHAHAHAHA
Outsmarted by the Jews again
>>2727996
>Kaufmann is a surname with many variants such as Kauffmann, Kaufman, and Kauffman. In German, the name means merchant. It is the cognate of the English Chapman (which had a similar meaning in the Middle Ages, though it disappeared from modern English). Often it is a Jewish name.
>merchant
>often Jewish
might as well be Alexa Kikeberger
Nia is cute!
what the fuck is even happening ?
>>2728002
S E E T H I N G
Brock literally phoning it in
It honestly doesn't feel like Nia is mad. She never looks mad
>It's in all caps
>Phone rings right on time with the camera man
please we need new writers
>>2728019
>/pol/ memes make you jewish
She literally told Rosenburg, straight to his face, that she wasn't.
A jew isn't going to deny being jewish to a jew.
Please for the love of Christ someone post an image of Bliss smiling with blood on her lip. Call me sick, I don't care, I have needs.
>>2728026
So much this. Like the detail
Nia Jax would be intimidating if she lifted a weight or two. Right now she just fat
>>2728024
underrated
OH SHIT
>>2728018
>I'm bleeding. Making me the victor.
>>2728025
She looks like she's wondering when she gets to eat next
>>2728013
what happened? what did i miss? was the dick too big that it ripped her mouth open?
>Great Balls of Fire
>>2728022
Jew outsmarts goys
>>2728028
>implying you didn't get worked by a stunt orchestrated by the ZOG
W A K E
U P
>>2728018
me on the right
He wasn't talking to Brock Lesnar
GREAT
BALLS
OF
FIRE
bliss match was a total waste of time, we saw it coming
>>2727972
Orale
>>2728040
>continuing to defame the german people by implying all their surnames are jewish
Don't wake up. Just die.
DEUCE AND DOMINO REUNION WHEN?
What fan base are they trying to reach with this theme?
90% of the audience knows nothing beyond the 90s
>Nia attacks Dana and Mickie more than once on the outside
>They get in the ring and stand behind her like they are on the same side
The absolute STATE of """""women's wrestling"""""
>>2728003
>>2728006
>these losers
>>2728042
Who was he talking to?
>>2728051
They're not reaching for anyone
Vince is just an old fuck who wants some nostalgia for himself
great balls of fire makes zero sense as a name for a wrestling event.
>>2727948
This
apology for poor english
when were you when samoa joe dies
i was sat at doctor office getting brain damage when brock ring
"joe is kill"
"yes"
and you???????
>>2727558
COME TO RAW NEXT WEEK GOYIM VINCE WILL GIB ME MORE SHEKELS
Samoa Joe's Diner
>>2728048
Get gassed, JDL
>>2728052
lol this
>>2728024
kek
>>2728051
Vince wants a nostalgia rush before he dies
>>2728065
Work your kike slander on somebody who cares.
>>2728051
people that are 18+
18+
>>2728046
She is pure shit in the ring. Having a match with Nia who is just as bad as she is didn't help.
>>2728052
they are just tsundere for Nia
>>2728061
For the love of Odin someone shoop Bliss into a Nazi uniform.
>>2728051
Vince is senile and thinks the kids today are all about rock n roll car culture just like when he was a kid
In case anyone doesn't want to watch Shoah Joe vs. SFR for the 12th time this month, 7 minutes left in the skatey shootey game. Pecker Inne is standing on his head. Preds up 3-1
HOO HAA
FAT MUSIC
Samoa "The final solution" Joe
>no bayley
>alexa slimeballs another win
so the divas segment tonight was a shitty waste of time
>>2728086
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2728076
More like 81+
>>2728075
Perfectly worked into an absolute seethe.
I really really like Samoa Joe music. It fits so well sounds intimidating.
>>2728091
wow
could hear a pin drops during that entrance.
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
So Lesnar is going to show up tonight and beat up Joe?
>>2728096
It's like Godzilla music
Joe taking care of Bliss soon enough too
YOU THEM HIM THIS
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>2728094
>[PROJECTION INTENSIFIES]
>>2728090
>no bayley
Best diva segment in weeks
future girls of NXT
>>2728096
its from a fucking dave chapelle skit where he fights godzilla
>>2728102
Exactly
>replay #1
>replay #2
>muh knee match
>>2728107
kys Carter
Make a new thread you lazy niggers
>freaking
is WWE fat shaming?
>>2728115
but its almost beddy bye
>>2728114
>Worked so hard, you out yourself as having a tripfag in your head, rent free
Jews are so easy to piss off. No discipline.
it really bugs me they cut away because of blood to black screen... WTF, is this a high school production team, not even a crowd shot.
>crowds been hot all night
>Main event crowd dies
>>2728118
>The only beta who noticed
>>2728118
The weight is the gimmick
>>2728118
But Alexa weights as much as a small popcorn at the theater
>>2728120
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>2728125
>Sethetty in the main event
>>2728125
the power of jasethy
>>2728129
And she's just as delicious.
>>2728130
LMAO
>>2728118
>they announce Bliss's weight and she runs out of the arena and relapses into her disorder
>>2728131
Well it's one of the best right now
>>2728135
jojo's ass yum
>>2728125
main event not so good... trying hard to get Joe over... perhaps Seth can do it... think Dolph is one of best at it. ... INMHO
Reminder to disregard all blissfags and all bliss propaganda
Bayley is best
>>2728136
Makes other girls salty
And she tastes good too
>>2728130
>>2728146
Have a (You)
>>2728144
problem is Dolph was so good at it, he was overutilized for this purpose to the point where a win over him doesn't get over a main eventer anymore
>>2728146
t. Baley's mom
>>2728146
found Mrs Flapper
>>2728140
Agreed it's one of my favorites and it fits him perfectly.
>>2728130
>tfw somebody says something so silly, other people respond for you
Didn't Shinsuke have a match with KO in ROH?
Face Rollins is an anti-draw
>>2728168
Yes.
>>2728168
Yeah, he beat him
>>2728168
ROH doesn't exists in WWE world
>>2728182
>That dodge
I fucking love that guy
>>2728182
based king of swag style
>>2728153
valid point
>>2728182
BASED
where's Finn?
>>2728198
Six feet under the ring.
>main event match
>thread dies
Hmm
CAN'T NOT
>>2728202
We're enjoying a nice match.
EVERY FUCKING WEEK
NOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF LE SPOOPY SWAMP MAN YOU'RE NAKING JOE LOOK WEAK AS FUCK
what a shit ending