1 HOUR 30 MINUTES LEFT!!!
>>2727107
what did i miss lads
>>2727110
Samos Joe gassed a Jew.
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>>2727110
LEXI BTFO
>>2727110
paul heyman calling himself a jew and getting gassed by samoa joe
>>2727110
Joe choking an innocent Jew to death.
>>2727110
Roman came out.
is Lexi gonna lose tonight and get buried?
>le meme dab megaman
>>2727110
>PURPLE ROPES
>>2727110
Joe kiled a jew
Drifter sang
Some midget terrorist is on right now
BBD murdered swamp man
kurt angle bashed the divas
thats about it
JOHN CENA LOOKING REAL JACKED
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
flippy shit
>>2727127
>""""innocent""""
I'm sure that's what you meant
Does Mustafa go through Seth's wardrobe?
>get the Hardyz
>do nothing
For fucks SAKE
Boypussy > girlpussy
>>2727116
Bruhhh.....
>>2727119
Papi el show no está tan malo pero siguen siendo segundones
>>2727102
Better pic
I swear, how many times a minute do they say "opportunity"
>>2727148
The smackdown thread is tomorrow
>>2727143
In kayfabe, anon...only in kayfabe...
>that one woman wooing that is the only sound in the entire stadium
>>2727145
That's when happens when WWE blows their load early and has them win every single match. It would have been stupid to have them win last night after winning everything before then.
>>2727147
>detonation kick
XD
>>2727131
>everything i dislike is a meme
>>2727131
This image keeps getting posted. Is this from TJ's room or something?
>John Cena looking real jacked too, baby
Based Booker
Cruiserweights are on Raw, Main Event, 205 Live, a promo on SmA+ckDown, and an occasional NXT appearance. Crickets from the crowd.
>championship opportunity
They try so hard to make Neville look tough and he always looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings.
MUH OPPORTUNITY
>>2727166
yeah he tweeted it when he got the 8bit music
is TJP a cuck?
NEVILLE ATTACKS TJP AND TURNS INTO THE BIGGEST BABYFACE IN WWE!!!!
does neville have a character besides being angry?
>>2727131
>TJP doesn't get a ripoff Dr Wily gimmick as a heel
Wasted opportunity
>nia vs bliss
this match should be interesting
>>2727191
About as interesting as a car crash. You know it will be terrible to look at, but you can't look away either.
>>2727188
He's basically a megalomaniac.
Alexa bliss loses the title tonight due to a suprise showup from bayley
Alexa gets nias spot in the mitb, carmella wins it by her boytoy cuck climbing the ladder and bringing it to her
Your welcome.
>>2727191
For the homosexual crowd maybe
>>2727188
he's also gay
>inb4 Nia is forced to job cleanly to Alexa for that tweet last week
>>2727191
I hope Nia sits on her and kills her.
>>2727191
Her finisher needs to be a stinkface varient
>I have some unfortunate news for you
lol
>>2727191
I'm certainly interested in what way Nia can botch and nearly kill Bliss.
>>2727191
nia's too sloppy and incompetent to make anything interesting
>>2727191
based nicole
>>2727198
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
>My cable provider just advertised AXS with NJPW as it's main drawing point
The absolute madmen.
Based Goldust saving RAM
oh boy here we go
BASED GOLDIE
>>2727191
nicole championship reign when
K I N O
I
N
O
based Goldie and Truth
BASED KINO SEGMENT
based dust
>back just in time for more wrestling kino
feels good
>>2727216
soon brother
>BASEDDUST
Pure kino.
SWASTIKA JOE WORKIN THE KIKES
I fucking love that Goldust theme.
THIS FEUD
here's everyone's favorite house nigger, sasha skanks
KINO AF
>>2727188
I liked the character he showed during his mini feud with Gallagher. Jack played stereotypical gentleman brit, Neville came off like a dirty East End street tough.
THICC AND LOLIS and Mickie
BASED MANIPULATOR BLISS
Dana looks like a blown up balloon
Wtf happened to her
>>2727232
AY HOL UP
NIA BURIED CONFIRMED
this porn level acting
Emma is going to show up and cost Nia the match. Guaranteed
Based Bliss seeking a final solution to the Nia Jax problem
>>2727238
BTFO in record time
>>2727240
How is it to have low test?
that thiccc milf combo wew lord
wtf is going on
>>2727240
Looks like a bimbo
[spoiler]My dick isn't complaining[/spoiler]
so it that tattooed freak fucking Kurt in the ass and then tweeting pics of it or something?
>>2727245
I'd mark out for that.
What the fuck
Is there really 100,000,000 people there?
Kurt asking Cory what to put as his Tinder bio
It's Kenny's DM
>>2727252
dont worry, raw will tweet about it
0 REACTION FOR KALISTO
Corey Graves vs Kurt Angle Summerslam
>>2727233
kek
>>2727240
Faggot detected
What is this Atari music Kallisto has now?
>>2727246
With the girls at ringside, Bliss will attack one, take a hit in return, then get Nia disqualified.
Calling it now. No brainer.
BENOIT SIGHTING CONFIRMED
Why does Graves were pants that are like 2 sizes too small?
Holy shit terry crews is a wrestler now?
Kurt Angle Fappening gimmick when?
>>2727259
more like grindr
>>2727246
Damn, not even the Nazis failed that badly...
>>2727262
they wasted him when he was over
is there even a difference between the lucha pointing and Fandangoing? Why did they never team up for maximum alternating air pointing?
REMINDER THAT BIG CASS LITERALLY DID NOT ATTACK ENZO
Someone pls tell me what happened with Corey just then? My stupid fat fuck gf turned off the tv
>170 pounds
And he's not with the loserweights because?
>>2727270
>were
How embarrassing!
>>2727233
i remember seeing one where sasha went through some hay. got that one?
Why the fuck did RAW take Mickie if they were just gonna shelve her like a near empty jar of peanut butter
could this be leading up to a stardust return?
>>2727245
>Emma saves Bliss
>demands a title shot for helping her
Emma vs Bliss would be boner fuel for a month
>>2727240
Shes morphing into her in game model
I really want to see Dana with the title.
>>2727278
And nobody gives a fuck on who did
>>2727280
Because he is the Demanlet Kang
>>2727259
>"I don't suck, but I know someone else that will"
>>2727262
Management decision to flip him and Sin Cara instead of bringing back the Lucha Dragons remains silly.
where is Harper?
Kurt raped Booker's wife once and they act like nothing happened lol
>>2727278
FAKE NEWS
>>2727271
Terry Crews wrestled Rick Steiner back in the WCW
>>2727287
I think I've seen her in a badly rendered 3D porn comic before
Just got home from the bar. Who /jakked/ tonight baby?
>>2727284
they took Heath Slater and Rhyno and canned them. Bray, Miz, Ambrose are also being misused as well.
>>2727279
GOD DAMNIT FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY
>>2727287
Holy shit. She is
>>2727287
kek
There is literally no reason to pull Graves to the side during live television. Its really hard to buy into kayfabe with gay shit like this
>>2727287
keks
>>2727296
lookin' jacked, baby
>>2727287
Problem?
>>2727304
>he stays up until 4am watching children's television
>>2727305
Heath and Rhyno weren't very over though. Just inertia from Heath's GOAT "hire me" gimmick which he never lived up to after getting hired by SD
>>2727297
Is beastiality even rape?
>>2727308
It's a private matter.
post yfw this whole phone segment is just him trying to figure out the wwe app
>>2727316
Nigger, it's 9:30 in the real world.
>Told Dean to take a night off
Didn't they already do this on Smackdown?
>I'm lit tonight!
Someone kill cole
Top Guys
:D
Time to make it a win lads!
>>2727318
dude they were over as shit.
there was a big dog match in a fucking PPV where people were literally chanting "we want slater"
>woke
>>2727295
They dropped the Dragons so they can remake the Prime Time Players
Based :D
>>2727326
Which time?
Who /AAAAAAAAA/ here?
Apollo looks like a Ninja Turtle
BASED SCREAMING RETARD JOINING THE BASED TITUS BRAND
>>2727335
I MISS HER :(
Reply to this post ONLY if you're lit tonight
>niggers
>woke
what did he mean by this?
Titus is joining 205 live
>>2727315
Nope just stating a fact
>>2727347
I miss those knockers
BASED
lol the little lucha stole a win haha wow this is such impressive televised entertainment!
Holy shit Titus is based.
Tozawa getting in the Titus Brand could be kind of cool
>>2727341
ding-dong diddly right here senpai
>>2727354
too bad she has Steiner chest now
>>2727348
beer is the only way I can watch 3 hours
Tozawa will join with Kalisto based
Wait, what the fuck
Who /wishestheyhadagirlfriendsleepingonthesofanexttothemastheywatchRAW/ here
ENZO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF CASS
>>2727347
Please, ANYTHING but her.
I would take another "This is your life" segement over knowing I'd be lectured by Stephanie every week.
CASS BTFO
>>2727305
Misused yes, but used nonetheless. Rhyno and Slater were already regulated to dark matches on SD. Mickie was at least gaining momentum post Bliss split, now I have a hard time remembering she exists.
>inb4 who cares about divashit
>>2727356
Please go drop a brick on your head.
This RAM is pretty good desu
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
WHAT THE FUCK CASS
He's faking that he was attacked so that Enzo doesn't suspect that he was the attacker
>all those "help, help over here" background yells
Hilarious
lmao what is this
I TOLD YOU
ITS NOT BIG CASS
CERTIFIED G
LOL guy dead on the floor looks like every midcarder.
I thought that was fucking Neville
Damn, ref is strong as hell
IT WAS ENZO
lol cameraman just fucking standing there staring at the dead body
only after the ref shows up does anyone call for help. Enzo only asking the ref who got there late what happened. Is Jake Gyllenhaal behind the camera?
>>2727381
This
Jesus fuck Maryse looks smokin hot tonight
Cass faking.
He really is the guy who attacked Enzo.
BIG KEK BTFO
>>2727378
He did it to himself
WAIT WHATS UP WITH THE CHAIN THOUGH
raw is so good holy shit
>>2727382
Lookin' real jacked, baby
>>2727131
How can anyone be such a fan of something so pg and corny. I'm glad i don't have this level of autism. Glad i stopped watching wwe since 2007. Only watch ppvs sometimes.
who was chain?
>>2727381
same, i was going to make a dab joke
This better not fucking be revealed to have been Revival the whole time.
>>2727381
>the man that creative forgot
>ever relevant
>>2727381
Until ref said cass I thought TJP had beat the shit out of Neville
Can Enzo and Cas just fuck already?
ARE YOU LYIN TO ME BRO
>>2727392
heel cena
>>2727387
LIVE SEX CELEBRATION INCOMING!
Guys, a Popeyes is opening across the street from my work. Are they good?
IT WAS...
>>2727382
/jakked/ baby
>>2727397
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
Rusev did it
Who even has gold chains on RAW?
>>2727365
My gf is on the sofa with me but shes also watching raw
>thought it was Neville
>Rhyno?
>Corbin?
>Seff?
Oh it's Cass
>>2727408
They're decent enough.
Did nobody notice the revival in the background as Dean snuck in?
Yes, they are the ones doing the attacks.
Its just so obvious it makes you think they're going to swerve.
>>2727365
I'm actually /wishingijusthadagirlfriendsinceihavebeensinglefortwoyearsafterthelastonebrokemyheart/ over here
If Titus gets Apollo for Mens and Tozowa for Cruiserweights, who does he get for Womens?
>>2727392
Based Junkyard dog
>>2727381
kek same
>>2727408
Their buffalo nuggers are GOAT but they are seasonal so they dont always have them
>>2727326
They do it like every month.
>>2727385
I appreciated that nightcrawler reference anon
>>2727375
Unless Enzo was faking being attacked so Cas doesn't suspect him when he finally attacked him.
>>2727414
>filename
lel
>Going from pretty good booking to shit booking by overusing the guy gets laid out and found in the back angle.
>>2727405
it's basic thuganomics
>>2727365
wtf? If I had a girlfriend she'd be the hottest, horniest bitch ever, and I'd be fucking her while I'm watching raw
>new Mummy movie
>no Brendan Fraser
>>2727392
>>2727397
>>2727392
>>2727415
>ONE MORE RUN
>>2727392
The Doctor of Thugonomics is back.
>>2727391
How did he get the big heavy metal thing on top of him
Imagine Enzo beating the hell out of Cass.. lol
>>2727397
Greetings from /rwbyg/
This ref can't talk for fucking shit
>>2727365
Wow talk about dreaming small, pal. I'm on the couch next to my wife who is wide awake and watching Raw with me. Get on my level, Neville.
OK WE GET IT
MOVE ON
>>2727442
book it
>>2727365
my gf is in the sofa, but she's looking at cat videos ON MUTE so i can watch raw.
I HAVEN'T HEARD MARYSE'S THEME IN SO LONG
>>2727414
>the weak should fear the strong
>>2727444
b/c he's 7 feet tall
>that lovely cleavage line
MARYSE
>>2727439
Dude my ex was horny as fuck (she wanted it 3x a day) and I never fucked her during RAW. You have to have limits
Calling it, Dean is in the bear suit.
>Mayrese
Wow I wonder who that bear is
>>2727442
>>2727446
Damn, too slow...
Myself getting BTFO...
>>2727433
What if they are both faking being attacked just to get out of having to tag with each other?
OK WE KNOW AMBROSE IS THE BEAR RIGHT?
Deanetty in the bear costume
She makes my bone swell
>even has the dancing bear for the live sex celebration
that bear is dean
Ambrose is the bear
Gee I wonder who the bear is?
>inb4 Dean is the bear
Deans in the furry outfit
>>2727408
>living in the fucking ghetto
LIVE SEX CELEBRATION CONFIRMED
DIK STATUS: MUH
>inb4 the bear is actually Dean
DEAN IS IN THE BEAR COSTUME OMFG
HMMMMMMMM I WONDER WHO COULD BE IN THAT COSTUME......HMMMMMMMM
>>2727448
You may have a match but i dont you suggest well you better get a better new partner for the match enzo
HOW FUCKONG OBVIOUS CAB YOU BE AMBROSE
FUCK
DEAN AMBROSE IS THE BEAR
ITS SO OBVIOUS
Ambrose isn't that bear. He's gonna pop from somewhere else right?
That's that faggot Dean in the bear costume. God fucking dammit
GEE, I WONDER IF AMBROSE IS THE BEAR?!?!?!
Thread moves so fast no one will notice raped Tyler Bate
how can 2 guys get beat up separately and not see who beat them up.
It's gonna be a swerve. Dean is under the ring. The bear is a nobody
If you guys are right and Dean is the bear, this is gonna be funny.
Dean confirmed as a furry
>I like being slapped
Ambrose isn't the bear, he was too busy assaulting big cass
Guys I think Ambrose is in the bear costume
Ambrose is just so wacky, right?
Oof. The way she says "Ladies and Gentleymen" just kills me.
>>2727458
Did you ever fuck her during any television programming though?
I never have. I'm not one of those people that wants the tv on all day just for background noise. That shirt irks me senpai
here's the twist...
Miz suspects the bear, beats him up, Dean comes out from under the ring or something or from one of the props.
but really, he's probably the bear
>>2727486
holy fucking yum
Insider info: Dean Ambrose is in the bear costume. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true.
>>2727480
>Alright, got the costume, now just Bogard it! Blend in!
>>2727491
>ywn be slapped by Maryse and caned by Alexa.
The bear is so obvious that it's not obvious
The bear is Finn
Finn Bearlor
>>2727491
I would want to get slapped by her
dean is maryse
>>2727490
There's a shoot interview out there where dj hyde tells a story of Dean filming a sex tape while wearing a bear costume
God I could listen to Maryse talk in that accent ALL DAY
dean in pedobear costume
>all of these Dean is the Bear posts
Right now Vince actually thinks he's getting one over us.
good. twink was asking for it
HAHAHA BASED MIZ
>>2727485
Nah he's definitely a power bottom
>Miz burying the smarks
YOU DESERVE IT CHANT BTFO
BASED MIZ
Didn't Deano fuck someone inside a bear suit once
BASED MIZ SHOOTING ON THE SMARKS
Bless miz, calling out the shit crowd
CROWD BTFO BY BASED MIZ
Maryse is a man
Smarks btfo by Miz
Is that the same bear suit he had sex in?
Miz btfo the crowd.
Reddit BTFO
The Miz just stays the heel who tells the truth...
fucking based miz
I'll mark out if the bear is really the drifter
Holy Shit, Miz is so based.
This isn't the first time deano was inside a bear suit
>>2727454
>patrice lite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkkn-EhVR_g
>>2727486
not midget looking enough to be the Bator
When dean comes outt that suit I'm gonna nut
>dat little shimmy by Maryse
Muhhhhhh dicccccckkkkkk
>>2727467
kek, dancing bear is GOAT porn
Dean isn't the bear, he's hiding under one of the gold curtains or possibly in the table.
probably the curtains.
yawn, it's obvious dean is in the bear suit
>Dancing Bear
THAT'S NOT FUCKING PG
Who's toasting Miz?
B
A - L I S T E R
S
E
D
>>2727533
Everyone remember the sex taoe.
>>2727536
I'm holding it in just for the reveal
THEN WHO WAS BEAR?!
It really is dean
>dancing bear
>porn confirmed
BEAR IS NOT DEAN
Is Deano /mlp/ ?
IT WASN'T AMBROSE LOL
BASED MIZ TRYING TO REVERSE THE POP
>>2727547
i knew ambrose wasn't the bear.
He's really maryse.
>>2727534
Dante was one of his disciples. Eh, if you can't get the word from Jesus, why not get it from John?
Dean is in a balloon
DEAN ISN'T THE BEAR? BEST SWERVE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
DEANETTY IS THE BEAR
>>2727549
SWERVE
>obliterating the you deserve it chant
Damn miz really is the best in the company
/asp/ WORKED
>mfw I'll never get to bang bitches as good looking as Maryse or Alexa Bliss
>Never get to painal Balely when she's on all fours.
>Miz even says about the Dancing Bear.
>Dancing Bear btfo
>Miz never gets cucked.
WE'VE BEEN SWERVED BOI.
It can't be Dean
he actually sold the Skullcrushing Finale
BAW ITS GARGANO
WE'VE BEEN SPECKLDORFED
IT'S BOBBY LASHLEY
PLOT TWIST
>the bear isn't dean
GIFT IS NOT DEAN
>>2727513
Get swerved
Goldust will be in there
>I didn't get the Bear
BEAR BTFO
Asp worked by BASED miz
How many swerves are they gonna pull
Hahahahaha fucking bravo miz
Bravo
This is gold
>>2727513
all worked like the smarks they are...
>miz goes on a rampage of beating random people up
Was that Zac Evans?
That kid dressed up as the Kanye bear to fuck Sasha.
asp is retarded lmao
another red herring!
this is a nice surprise
Miz is going to look like a crazy person attacking all his presents because he thinks it's always Dean
>dean's head pops out of the ice bucket on the table
For the love of god somebody make a gif of him chair-shoting the box
>>2727571
That's not even a word, and I agree with ya!
RED HERRING
So who got the bear?
Only interesting segment on this shit show
The Miz just destroyed a time machine.
HE WAS THE CAMERAMAN THE WHOLE TIME
Nooooooooooooooooo
That was good
That was good
>>2727571
I live in bettendorf. trust me, you haven't been speckldorfed yet
That red herring was actually pretty based
>>2727534
Salute my fellow follower of the Cult of Black Phillip
This raw is really good desu
>>2727618
>imagining having missed the jew getting choked out
>>2727646
Yeah I'm a smack lad and i like this RAM.
>>2727664
Smacklads are the most genuine
>>2727664
Smacklad here. Hope whoever wrote this RAM gets a raise.