2 HOURS 13 MINUTES LEFT!!!
Based Kurt Angle edition?
45 minutes in. One match and 4 commercial breaks.
>>2726587
Thank you Based Kurt
REMINDER THAT BIG CASS LITERALLY DID NOT ATTACK ENZO
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
BLISS BTFO
>>2726600
CALL ME KURRR ANGLE
>They made the "This is your life" segment shit on purpose to move along the storyline
Based WWE.
>THAT SEGMENT WAS ONE OF THE WORST IN THE HISTORY OF RAW
- KURT FUCKING ANGLE
I WILL NOT ALLOW PEOPLE BULLYING GODDESS! FUCK YOU KURT!
>>2726603
Reminder, literally no one cares who did it.
>>2726603
Anyone else unironically believe this?
>>2726603
Nobody even cares about them anymore
They'll get a poo tonight because of Jersey
>based Miz takes his rightful place as Intercontinental champion
>HYPE opening match with based Wyatt
>Goddess vs badass Nia Jax in a title match
Has the RAW Renaissance begun?
>>2726606
I'm just here to see the reactions
fuck actually watching this
>deanetty
So will Bliss take a single bump from Nia? I seriously doubt it. She will probably jump out of the ring and take a count out lost.
BASED KURT ANGLE WILL SAVE RAW, BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY "BASED OLYMPIC WRESLTER" TO THIS POST
so bayley isn't gonna show up?
>tfw when they give Lexi the WORST segments, first "This is your life", then Kurt telling her it was the worst, and she still works it like a pro.
>Really!?
Really.
>Really?
Really.
>...really...?
Really.
burying your own tv writers, KINO AF
>>2726603
This. He would NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS EVEN THINK of attacking Enzo. They're like brothers, why would he ever do that? Psssshhh, there's just no way.
I WANT TO WALK WITH ELIAS
>>2726606
aqui vato. Soy un smacklad pero esto RAW no esta tan malo desu
NICKLEBACK IS BETTER
>>2726633
Hopefully not its Bliss vs Snax
THE DRIFTER HAS ARRIVED
TIME FOR NUCLEAR HEAT
D R I F T
>>2726631
BASED OLYMPIC WRESLTER
Based drifter singing about day of the rake
>>2726622
what?
Is Jersey in India?
FREE DRIFTER CONCERT
Based Kurt burying the RAM "creative staff"
>NICKLEBACK IS BETTER
>>2726624
RAWnaissance?
Sampson is currently the top heel on Raw.
>>2726641
It pisses me off that he doesn't say "The Drifter".
Slipping his name in there is lame.
Whats the line he ends all of his songs with? I can't remember.
Not sure how I feel about this. I liked him better when he was the intellectual savior tbhfam
BEHIND BLUE EYES
>Deanetty
I'm fucking changing the channel
Casual kids marking out for Deanetty in 2017
hobo fight
>worst segment ever how will RAW recover?
>throw away line from Kurt
>everyone marks out
Based Vince does it again!
REMINDER EVERYONE FROM NXT EXCEPT KO AND CHARLOTTE SUCKS ASS
>dean
Reminder that Bliss is going to beat Nia clean in under 10 minutes
lol some retard had a JON MOXLEY IS A HARDCORE LEGEND sign
>>2726671
>CHARLOTTE
LMAO
SAME OLD SHIT
>Publicly punishing Alexa for something she didn't even fucking write and obviously didn't want to perform
Go fuck yourself, WWE
>>2726650
Kek. If only.
>>2726587
Where are the pics of Bayley´s back with the kendo stick attacks? It is muh fetish.
hope the Drifter kabongs Ambrose right now
>>2726679
Yes, squashing the top babyface is a hell of a punishment.
>swinging neckbreaker as a finisher
Old school shit. I would've taken Rude's finisher desu.
>>2726679
Your waifu a shit dude, just face it.
>>2726684
wwe.com of course
>Japan
neck, breaker
>>2726679
kayfabe!
>>2726679
BTFO CAREER STAINED FOREVER SHOULD HAVE SAID NO LMAO
>His shirt says Japan
Well they messed that whole segment up, the crowd just sat instead of booing after Drift tried to carry it with his heat.
Is the drifter Seth Rollins and Damien Sandows son?
Well smack wins
What the fuck is the main event tonight? Seth vs Balor?
BASED BOOKER BTFOing COLE OUT
Serves him right for being an asshole to Book
>>2726671
>except KO
12+
>>2726644
So literally you wanna watch the two worst females in the roster that bayley's GOAT ass.
>>2726690
Better source?
>>2726689
>Size queens SEETHING that the five-feet of fury is top heel in the company along with Miz
The STATE of smarks.
>>2726661
Me too. Why is he not doing it?
Is it because creative wants to keep the crowd from saying "Drift Away"?
>>2726702
Sloppy Joe cutting a promo and gassing
>When you realize that Elias is literally a One Man Band
>>2726702
No it's Nia Jax vs Finn Balor in a bra and panties match
>>2726702
Hardys Title Rematch
>>2726675
I guess Ambrose is a hardcore legend in the same way Undertaker is the best striker ever or some shit.
WHAT IF THE FUCKING DRIFTER SINGS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE OH MY GOD
>>2726689
Workrate marks seething
I don't care how many people here love miz. how many years has he been in the IC title picture? he's going to be there forever.
>>2726702
Joey Samoey vs Obesity
>>2726707
Not even top 5
>>2726708
Probably because nobody knows his actual name, so they're ruining his catchphrase to work it in.
>>2726705
I don't want to watch it but that is what is booked
Why haven't you subbed to NJPW yet /asp/?
>>2726702
Joe vs Ratings
Just tuned in. What did I miss?
>>2726711
I wouldn't mind seeing Finn trying to bend over Nia.
Do you guys think Alexa could get over as a chicken shit heel in NJPW? Or is her in ring talent way too low for that audience to tolerate?
>>2726716
And? He has had a run as world champ anyway. Not everyone needs to be the at the very top.
>>2726714
Oh fuck that would be based
>>2726719
SEETHING
>>2726714
His Wrestlemania debut is gonna be him coming down the ramp shredding on an electric guitar making everyone mark out over how different it is to his usual shtick.
>>2726722
inb4 DUDE MELTZER'S BIASED LMAO
>>2726716
They need to let this happen, even if it's just for one night.
If Ambrose start working out, I will star taking him seriously
>>2726725
nothing
>change it back
>Deanetty is still on my TV
Fuck's sake.
>>2726722
>paying money for anime wrestling
After you vaccum your 5x shirt you'll realize how sad you really are
>>2726722
>giving japs your credit card info
DEAN HEEL TURN INCOMING
Based Kurt sparing us from an Ambrose match.
>>2726722
They need to redo their mobile app, desu
Cue the Tuba
why is WWE letting all the fat guys be the champions?
FAT GUY MUSIC INCOMING
T U B A
>>2726722
>implying hachikuji wouldn't be a mark for wwe
>implying she doesn't have the courage to be a fan
>>2726728
I just mean the IC stuff with him is getting old.
FAT MUSIC
>>2726746
Appeal to smarks
>>2726746
Repping America
I like how they are presenting #1 contender like some prestigious title now.
>>2726746
Trying to get the new Japan audience.
>>2726741
>implying Dean isn't going to run out and attack Miz during the celebration
>>2726746
Know your fanbase
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
>>2726722
no joshis
>>2726756
It just builds Brock that much more. Which they THINK will build Reigns when he beats him next year.
please don't tell me dean's going to be coming back in more wacky costumes tonight.
Why does Kurt sigh after every backstage segment like his job is hard
BALLS FIRE
>>2726761
The logo looks like a pair of flaming testicles.
2 WHOLE HOURS LEFT
>GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
THIS SUNDAY
AT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Joe has a tiny little mouth
>>2726765
Storyline about that text scandal
>>2726756
They're forced to. The real champion hasn't shown up since RAW after Mania
Oh fuck, he's gonna talk.
>>2726773
and fat on his forehead
>Joe's shirt
>we could get classic PPVs like Judgment Day back
>nope GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Well this is already ruined
I want his wife
>>2726722
I don't like anime
>>2726758
Still, 5 minutes of Dean running in and being wacky throwing shit and brawling is much fucking better than 10-15 minutes of a Dean snooze fest match.
>fat joe has a mic
Joe is pretty well spoken, i was expecting some fat mumbling "gurna kick ya ass" type promo.
SAMOA JOE/BROCK LESNAR STABLE MANAGED BY HEYMAN WHEN?
>Great Balls of Fire
>>2726722
>no apple tv support
Fuck that
>>2726788
Not anymore...she is really old now...
BASED TERRORBLADE SPAMMER IS HERE?
>>2726788
She's old
RAM IS SAVED
>>2726785
>PPV in the middle of summer
>not using Bash at the Beach
>LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW AT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
another indie manlet with no charisma
>GREAT
>BALLS
>OF
>FIRE
Samoa Joe is the perfect Paul Heyman guy
Anyone else here mark out for Heyman? He's by far the best talker in the roster.
RAM SAVED
Is he /ourgoy/ ?
BASED SAMOA JEW
Does Joe always talk like he's doing really bad voice work on a shitty action game?
UNDISPUTED
BALLS
A
L
L
S
>>2726806
He is too good in talking himself though...would be somewhat of a waste.
What do Joe's shorts smell like after a match?
>>2726809
She's older than Lesnar
That girl was cute behind haymen
>>2726791
You are fucking smoking dope. Joe is one of the best promos in the business, especially when he's serious and goal-oriented.
Joe vs Brock is going to be very good.
>>2726788
No you don't
SUPER DRAGON
>>2726817
Auschwitz and beef jerky.
Samoa Joe on the mic is what Roman should be like
>>2726817
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
>I'm just an advocate
>>2726817
his coconuts
I cant help but smirk whenever they say GREAT BALLS OF FIRE. Seriously who thought that was a good idea
AS A JEW
JEW
OY VEY
LMAO
(((HEYMAN)))
LOL WTF
pop for being jewish
JEW
E
W
>>2726822
She's turning into Lesnar.
I still can't believe they actually fucking allowed a PPV to be called that
THAT'S WHAT I DO AS A JEW
>What I do as a Jew
BASED HEYMAN WORKING (((THEM))) INTO A SHOOT.
>that's what I do as a jew
"It's what I do as a Jew"
Oy Vey
(((JEWS)))
Joe 1488 says I'm going to kick your ass
wtf he's jew? I hate Paul Heyman now
>AS A JEW
As a jew
>crowd laughs
Based crowd
WHOA HEYMAN LEL
JEW
>AS A JEW
Oy Vey WWE!
>as a jew
KEK HEYMAN JEWING IT UP
OH VEY
/ourguy/
>"That's what I do as a Jew"
I'm fucking dead.
Heyman just admitted he's a shill Jew
AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW AS A JEW
>>2726860
KIKE HEYMAN KIKING IT UP
>politically correct
Will Heyman turn on Lesnar like he did back in 03?
Get the fucking ovens
>that faggot alone trying to force the what on heyman
>war is politically incorrect
It's politically incorrect to say "go to war?"
>WE WANT THE ALT RIGHT AUDIENCE
>>2726841
To be fair, that's the only to not die while having sex with Lesnar
Joe going to commit a hate crime
This is legitimately the best promo RAM has seen in months
BASED FUCKING SAMOA JOE MURDERING JEWS
HOLY SHIT THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS
He gonna kiss him or something
oh man i love this subtle threatening thing
fuck i got a wrestling boner.
>Heyman just accepted he wanted to see Balor vs Lesnar because it's the best case scenario for him (the easiest match)
Based
Why no mic for the crowd?
>joe talks off mic but we're supposed to hear what he's saying
JOE NO
>>2726877
WWE already has us.
Fucking sexual sadist Joe
>>2726880
BASED JOE
Does this mean Joe is from German-Samoa instead of American-Samoa?
GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS
is joe gonna rape heyman
I want to see this match. Joe is actually believable. This shit could actually be good
OH FUCK NICE
Based Samoa "GTKRWN" Joe
SAMOA "FINAL SOLUTION" JOE
Joe was acting quite rapey there with Heyman
>>2726889
>being a deaf retard
Joe, you're not supposed to say your spots in earshot of the camera!
Lel he;'s not even around his throat, he's around his chin
Based Joe working safe for the fat jew
>>2726888
I thought it was clever af desu
>>2726896
...the kike?
JEW GASSED
BASED SAMOA "GAS EM ALL IN A ROW" JOE
SHHH
SHH
SHHHH
SHHHH
SHHHHH
SHHHHHHH
JOE THE JEW SLAYER
''WE WANT BROCK''
''AND SO DO I''
HOLY FUCKING BASED
that was a pretty good promo t b h
AND SO DO I
>I wrote this poem for you, Paul-E
He's a doughy samoan that looks like he should be working at a TGI Friday's, why does everyone put him over like he's some kind of monster ala Strowman?
U TELLEM THIS
U TELLEM THIS
>TSSSHHHHH
>TSSSSHHHH
>TSSSSHHHH
>TSSSSHHHH
Did Joe just attempt to murder Paul Heyman because he found out that he's a jew?
But he's just an advocate
HATE CRIME
A
T
E
C
R
I
M
E
PAULIE GOT ZYKLON'D
>>2726919
>shhh i know that
BASED JOE
Smackshit wishes they had a feud of this calibur.
Shoa-moa Joe
Samoa "choke all jews til they lose" Joe
Wow raw had a good segment for once.
>>2726912
I am so fucking sold on this.
>>2726889
You couldn't clearly hear that?
Holy shit
Why the fuck
Doesn't WWE ever have heel vs heels in major angles.
This is already fucking awesome
So...the jew got choked out on live tv...
ITS ANOTHER SHOAH
>>2726915
>>2726917
It's like they literally save all the good shit for Brock feuds.
/OURGUY/
Samoa "Wrestling Kino" Joe
>>2726925
Samoa "Please Squeeze the Jews" Joe
I'm confused
does Heyman attacking the jew make him a face now?
>Joe booked like '97 Taz
I threw a jar of dimes at my TV now its broken
wtf I love samoa joe now
>based man taking down kikes
>>2726916
Because they aren't size queen body fetishists like you, degenerate.
well that was a weird promo
ANUDDAHSHOAH JOE
Contacting the Anti-Defamation League as we speak
Samoa Joe the Jewstroyer
OY VEY GIB ME 6000000000 GORILIAN SHEKELS FOR ASSAULT
>one of the best raw segment in weeks
>has paul heyman
When he retires he will be missed
Go back to >>>/pol/ you subhuman Drumpfkins
SHOAH JOE!
>>2726943
>Heyman attacking the jew
>>2726923
We have Gay Cops vs. Samoan Niggers so at least we have something.
>I was expecting a muscle buster
brock must have gotten himself the best contract ever. never shows up and has someone else talk for him.
What's the next ppv again?
Great Ovens of Fire?
>>2726951
>>2726956
YOU WIN
>>2726955
How dare you deadname him. Check your privilege.
>>2726952
He'll die of a heart attack before he retires.
>>2726955
Make me pussy
based Samoa Joe
>>2726928
Yeah but he's not a politician?
>>2726955
t. Rabbi Mordecai Weisbaum
>>2726948
Kek
>>2726955
Or maybe we bring /pol/ here m8?
>>2726970
Political correctness has nothing to do with politicians
>>2726959
Is he even allowed to do it? I thought he killed Tyson Kidd with it.
>>2726959
u tarded? they're clearly getting the coquina clutch over, plus he can't do that shit to brock so what's the point
>>2726961
kek
>>2726955
Fuck off faggot. /asp/ is a /pol/ colony
Based Samoa "Fuck You and Your Shoah" Joe
>>2726955
>TELL HIM THIS
>SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS
What did he mean by this?
>>2726975
/pol/ was always here, wresting is as white trash as it gets
ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO IAM
>I'm going to wrap my arm around your throat and squeeze until you can't breathe and I want you to describe that to joe like only you can as a suffocated gassed filthy jew vermin that you are
HOW DID THEY AIR THAT
>>2726955
>DERHNELD DREMPF
>DURNNLDDD DTUUMMMPPHH
>DRRRUUFFFF DUUUUUMMMFF DRRRFFFFFFFFFFF
That's you
>>2726961
Survivor Series : Camp Edition
>>2726919
An avocado.
Make sure to tell Brock this "shhhhhshhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhshhhhhhhh"
back the fuck off kurt lmao
Not this shit again
>>2726930
This
>>2726982
Jesus Christ. We get a good promo but we're back to Seth Joe AGAIN.
SETH
E
T
H
IM
SETH
FREAKIN
ROLLINS
>Joe vs Twink
Again...
>>2726961
Vengeance (for Versailles)
>>2726987
ALLUH THESE DANG BACON WILL.I.AM
>>2726999
It's gonna be ding-dong diddly cool watching Jeff Rowland get super squished tho
>Rhyno and Heath were on top of the world last year
What went wrong, bros?
>>2726955
>doesn't know how 4chan works
goddamn it seff
Seth's right. he's not Roman. Roman draws dimes.
Joe is gonna kill Seff
Smo Joe getting loud reactions...
Triple H is really doing the right thing
SETH
SEETHIN
ROLLINS
OH FUCK OFF
ANOTHER MUH LEG MATCH
You now remember, Rhino.
why would a swiss man wear a quilt?
>>2726961
No Way Out 1945
DELETE TONIGHT
>>2726961
WWE Gaslane
Alabaster Gladiator and the Swiss Superman
Why do wrestlers always hiss like that? Is it just a sound effect? Is it to keep the saliva in? Is it a method of communication?
>>2726961
I think they said it was Assault at Auschwitz
>>2727011
Yes he is. You don't lose in a buildup to a title match.
Joe is burying Rollins.
OMG! Seth vs. Joe, we didn't had that match for like 3 weeks or so, I'm so excited, guys!
>>2727011
Are you saying he's gonna win the match or benoit himself?
Explain Sheamus and Cesaro's gimmick
>>2727003
Shekelmania
Please let Joe squash Seth
[spoiler]Or have Bray interfere[spoiler]
>>2727017
They combined the Kilt and tux that they each wore.
A squash tag match?
>>2727028
evil euros
>>2727028
gay lovers
>>2727022
Helps you believe what you're doing. It's used in legitimate martial arts, and makes even more sense for theatrical fighting
>>2727003
>Survivor Series
>SS
>Heidenreich
Is there something Vince wants to tell us?
>>2726961
With 6 million viewers, it's going to be a shower of dimes.
>>2727028
They're tough guys
>>2727028
eurocucks
>>2726961
Elimination Chamber: Semitic Smackdown
>>2727028
2 good workers who somehow work as a team but cant seem to get by on thier own
>>2727028
SLATER BAYBY
>>2727007
they got sent to RAM
I still have hope for them, I really like Heath.
>>2726961
Bash at the Burners
BURIED
>>2727027
Joe should absolutely squash Seff, maybe choke him out again for good measure like last time. Gotta make him look strong.
I never imagined in 2017 we’d have to keep pretending Harlem Heat were great
>>2727028
The Usos but European
>>2727042
Vince is redpilled. Remember back in like 98 when he told the british crowd their future PM was going to be of Pakistani extraction
I'm still hyped about Joe killing a jew on live tv
>>2727042
Fuck you I already used the survivor series joke, you don't get to just make your own and act like I didn't use it first, anon
>>2727044
Unironically this
Why is Twin Peaks theme so comfy?
>>2727028
euro nazis
Wow RAM sure has used Slater and Rhyno well since they left Smack.
The Hearty Boiz
>>2727028
Real men
Stop giving the mic to Cesaro.. cringey af
False toot
“Let’s pan over there whoops a bunch of empty ringside seats pan back”
>>2727068
I THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Cut the mics, crowd dying
>>2727028
Gay nazis
>>2727068
I shit, I watched that a good while ago and marked out at his foresight.
>>2727028
The bar
>Sheamus say the fucking line
"a-and it didn't..."
ding-dong diddly finally a name
That screaming girl needs to be shot.
can TJ Perkins be future endeavored yet?
They tuk us 2 da bar xD
>DABS
no hardys
well whats the fucking point of RAM ten
>>2727084
I thought that was fandango and breeze
Neville needs to stop wetting his hair
Or get hair plugs
TIME FOR PURPLE ROPES
Everyone feel free to take 10 minutes to go about your business.
>>2727095
purple midgets?
manlet flippy shit piss break time
>>2727068
Vince has been predicting the future for a long time.
>>2727098
better type up my meme comment
>>2727101
That's the problem, though - they DON'T do any flippy shit.
How's RAM been?
Time for me to take a piss
>>2727072
Not sure how this is wrestling related but the whole series is comfy as fuck.
>>2727109
>tfw no audrey gf
>>2727102
holy shit dab entrance BTFO
>>2727109
Covfefe
>>2727106
Best promo of the year, PH naming the jew(himself) and Shoah Joe committing a hate crime
>>2727097
Balding men with wet hair have been a major part of what makes wrestling great for decades. Shut your ignorant mouth, child.
>>2726947
Who is this qt?
How do they change the ropes so fast?
>>2727136
Some slut from Big Brother who is qt reaction image fodder
>>2726955
>these people are triggered by fucking ice cream
what's TJP's gimmick?
>>2726955
>/pol/lacks can't browse two boards
>They can't be allowed to have two scoops!
>TWOOOOO SCOOOOOOPS
Jesus, that's a terrible finisher.
>>2727168
Boring faggot
Classic Dust