Based Blissberg working the smarks

Most of that is true

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>>2725470
Most of that is true.
Bliss does suck in the ring, are you trying to deny this? Also her fan base are basically waifu fags.

How is she an overrated wrestling when the census is she's shit in the ring. Also the is also another difference. She isn't shit on the mic.

>>2725505
Because she takes less bumps than goddamn Eva Marie, can't sell, and has been heavily overrated on mediocre formulaic promos alone? Heel promos are easy as shit to do, and hers aren't too much better than generic heel promos.

>>2725470

She had a 5 minutes title defend where she hardly took any bump at all and wasn't hit with the kendo stick once.

So how is she not crap?

This thread is proof that Bayley fags are autists that cant handle their little autist super girl getting buried

>>2725475
>>2725497
>>2725505
>>2725513
>>2725519
kys bayletty bronies

>>2725513
>heel promos are easy as shit to do
Yet no other woman has been able to do them.

>>2725523
We have had AJ Lee, Paige, and NXT Sasha put on much better promos. You wanna talk segments? With Charlotte we got her attacking her father which got fans rightfully riled up. With Alexa we got This Is Your Life; we got her burying the shit out of Bayley the past few weeks. Alexa's given the easiest gimmick to work with, with the easiest workload of the women, with a rocket on her back pushing her to the moon. Yet she can't do anything right at all.

Once Based Triple H / Papa Hunter takes over WWE it will be based again.

>>2725533
>AJ Paige NXT Sasha
Wow people that haven't been relevant in years
>Attacking her father
Only reason it riled up fans was because of Ric's acting numbskull.

>>2725523

Sasha actually had promos relatively close to Alexa's now and she is miles better in the ring.

>>2725470
he's ding dong diddly right ya know

>>2725549
>Wow people that haven't been relevant in years
Point being with that statement that Alexa's not even close to being so good that being the worst wrestler on the roster by a wide margin is justifiable for her being on the top.

>Only reason it riled up fans was because of Ric's acting numbskull.
What are you talking about, it went over because of how she reeled him in before pulling it off. Ric's sell was nice, but not out of this world.

>>2725580
Yea she's the best woman on the mic atm so she's getting pushed atm. Why is this hard to understand. And Rick carried that segment, charlie can't cut a promo to save his life

>>2725594
>Yea she's the best woman on the mic atm so she's getting pushed atm.
Would you want Paul Heyman to be pushed as a legitimate wrestler within the upper midcard as well because he certainly is a better promo than everyone in RAW at the upper midcard position atm.

People that can't even do the most basic shit in wrestling are not good as wrestlers, only managers. Why is this hard to understand? All the other women are depushed or put into situations where they don't get to display their best promo or segment selling ability, why it this so hard to understand? Alexa is getting opportunities and pushes she hasn't worked hard for since there is zero improvement in her in the past nine months compared to Charlotte who was below her other fellow horsies yet eventually caught up after her nepotism push. Why is this hard to understand? The only people to get such insane pushes historically have been blonde divas and monster heels. Why is this hard to understand?

>And Rick carried that segment, charlie can't cut a promo to save his life
It's great then that the promo was based more on action than talking, right? There's a reason why Charlotte, Sasha, Bayley, etc. have all been in more intriguing storylines despite being so called worse mic talkers.

>>2725617
Those storylines have not been intriguing at all. Wtf you talking about. No storyline in the while damn promotion is been intriguing.

>>2725617
>heyman
Always a manager/booker so your point doesnt make sense. Rick and hogan were never known for thier le work rates, but they should be undercarding for beniot and gurrero in your opinion.

>sasha charle
You mean the fued that was so drawn out and bad that even reddit was hapoy that it ended?

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BAYLETTY MARKS SEETHING

>>2725626
*rock and hogan
Rick works to because noway his ass could do a flip

>>2725623
Bayley vs Sasha
Charlotte vs Sasha before it got overdone
Bayley vs Asuka
Bayley vs Charlotte

Have all been far better than anything Alexa has been in. Hell, Sasha's match and storyline was much more entertaining than Alexa's from last night.

Now this is the part where you go "but still it's ALL shit!" I would find that quite hypocritical of you since you aren't willing to look at anything of Alexa's even her mediocre promo skills with that same perspective either.

Workrate marks are literally the death of the company.

>>2725626
>Always a manager/booker so your point doesnt make sense
And Alexa started off as a non-wrestler. Point still being that a person that can barely do basic bumps but an talk goes into managerial spot.

>You mean the fued that was so drawn out and bad that even reddit was hapoy that it ended?
Yet it was far more interesting even then than anything Alexa's been part of where she herself has to take part.

>>2725626
>>2725637
>muh workrate guys!
This isn't about insane workrate and has never been about it. Are you guys waifufagging Alexa so hard that you don't realize we are talking about someone who can't even do the most basic shit? Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Roman Reigns, etc. all knew how to do basic shit correctly. Alexa can't even do what was required of goddamn Divas. She's literally below Divas tier.

You don't put a fatass with a 10 second 40yd dash time into a football team just because he knows how to fire up everyone in the team decently.

>>2725663
>muh workrate darlings keep getting buried by an attractive female with charisma that works the crowd

>>2725519
Cause thats the way shes booked you tard.
And honestly despite the fact that the others are better in the ring most of their best shit is in NXT.
Bliss has been consistent on thr mic, in the ring, and with her character.
Charlotte and sasha held the womans division on raw down while Bliss thrived hard on smackdown because they gave all the women a chance to shine instead of just two.
Sasha is chucking and jiving with the 205 crew
Charlotte is boring face now
And Becky is just Becky.
Baylee is just watching character assassination every week
I dont understand how besides getting worked that you can dislike bliss other than she beats people you like that you know wrestle better.

I don't understand people watching wwe matches for work rate, it's stupid.

I don't care about diva shit but she's more entertaining than anyone on the raw women's roster.

Sasha is garbage and now Alicia Fox level.
Becky is imposible to cheer for because she's constantly getting stabbed in the back. In kayfabe she's booked to be the most stupid diva in the company.

Then you have Nia Jax and fucking Emma who no one gives a shit about.

Complain about little miss shit all you want but you can't say there's anyone there is any better.

I love how this topic is most talked about from last night. I love some bliss and it's fun teasing my gf when she wins

>>2725693
>Bliss
>consistent in the ring
Yeah consistently the worst in ring talent now that Eva Marie is gone.

>Charlotte and sasha held the womans division on raw down while Bliss thrived hard on smackdown because they gave all the women a chance to shine instead of just two.
What are you talking about? Sasharlotte drew more, and had the much better matches. Smackdown women's didn't get interesting until La Luchadora happened, which shifted the conflict between Becky and Mickie. There's NOTHING Alexa did in Smackdown that made her especially stand out.

>I dont understand how besides getting worked that you can dislike bliss other than she beats people you like that you know wrestle better.
Because she's a worse example than Roman Reigns and monster heels when it comes to getting overpushed too quickly? Like shit at least Charlotte and Roman started working harder once they got pushed. Alexa's still just as awful a wrestler as she was nine months ago.

Despite her mediocre mic skills that everyone overrates, why is she never the focal point of any segment? This is the same problem they had with Roman because he would never be the focal point until Roman wins lol.

>>2725505
Her mic skills are overrated too. Competent suddenly becomes BITW when Bliss is involved

Has Bliss ever actually taken a bump? I really can't recall any. What kind of heel doesn't fucking bump?

Just so I understand what's going on here. We're comparing the women on the roster to Bliss.

While we may disagree on who's the best, we can all agree that we're comparing garbage to garbage right? I can't imagine anyone who isn't a little girl following women's wrestling. It's just not entertaining and looks bad.

>>2725663
Everybody starts off as a nonwrestler, it's how you learn. Doesn't mean she isn't one now.
>sasha and charle was entertaining
In your opinion

>not about work rate
But it's the crux of your "point". She doesn't take bumps? So? She works the crowd, plays the chickenshit heel character well, and can carry a program.

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Horsetty marks BTFO by based Bliss

>>2725738
>chickenshit heel
She just squashed the top babyface in the women's division. Almost her entire main roster run has consisted of demolishing babyfaces and rarely appearing truly vulnerable. It's boring and makes for shit TV.
>can carry a program
She's never had an interesting feud in her career

>>2725724
Bliss has been so committed to working the smarks she actually broke her own arm at the elbow to sell a disarm-her from Becky Lynch

>>2725753
>it's boring and makea for shit tv
ahh so there it is. Bayley fan are we?

>boring
Nah she got a good program out of potato autist and neon negro. Praise worthy in itself

>>2725719
Competent becomes best in the division at least. It's funny people keep saying she's overrated and barely better but she is STILL the best in the division on the mic.

>>2725719
Just like barley competent in the ring suddenly makes you some master ring technician when in comes to the horsettys

>>2725774
This.

Fags talking like they want Nia Jax, Mickie James, Alica or Emma on the mic. Just thinking about it makes me cringe.

>>2725479
> Jew
> Sieg heiling

hmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>2725715
>Alicia Fox
>Nia Jax
>Dana Brook
>Tamina
>Summer Rae
>Carmella
>Lana
>Emma
Easily better character, on the mic, and in the ring.
The only character that comes close to beating bliss is lana and the only person I'll maybe give you that i listed emma because in my opinion bliss is better than emma but wouldnt be bothered to argue against it.
The rest of those listed have shit characters, shit credibility, cant cut a promo, and suck more cock in the ring than they do outside it.
Once again I understand this is tough that people like girls other than your four ponies.
But bliss is miles ahead of everyone i listed and she accomplished more in not even a full year on the main roster both brands than someone like alicia fox has for the past 10 years.
I'm ok with this.
Obviously a lot of other people are too, stop being so butthurt and being like she is the worst ever just cause she squash a kid in the ring with a kendo stick.
You didnt get your happy ending.
Weeks of her getting shitted on an beat up ends with her getting caned to oblivion.
Maybe she uses this to create something new.
Just stop crying because this is what you all look like right now.

>>2725738
>it's how you learn
>implying Alexa learned
Lmao.

>iyo
Much better than anything Alexa tested. Alexa was just in worst feud/match/segment of the year in a feud where she did her usual stuff but her opponent was gimped compared to what they did in the past.

>crux
No it isn't. At least not in the way it's typically presented. Point being someone who doesn't even have passable wrestling ability doesn't deserve such a push, and it's no different from David arquette holding the WCW championship. But Alexa's worse cuz she's dominant now not chickenshit. Her working the crowd is basic heel stuff that's not special. And she certainly can't carry a program (Mickie James, all other women stuff being multi man, this was her first time since Becky and in both this and Becky showings she failed)

>>2725903
>better character
>literally one dimensional high school cliche
>something new
>attractive blonde towers over competition is "new"
18+ you degenerate waifufag

>>2725955
You make me feel the emotion of pity right now and its been awhile.

>>2725962
I'm 27
I hate anime and most of its fanbase.
I have never seen a more pissed off individual over womens wrestling.
Like who the fuck cares dude.
I know there are people that do, but why on Xenus green earth do you care this much about baylee alexa bliss or any divashit for that matter?

>>2725470
This faggot does not even realize that womens wrestling isnt about the actual wrestling, its for the purpose of getting guys horny and basically being a light porn.

>>2725955
>implying lexi hasn't improved
You're just shading her for some reason

>this nonsense
Again iyo. Name a good becky fued, name a good naiomi fued, name a good micky fued. Bliss gave them all their first good main roster fued.

>more false equivalence
The fact that you cannot understand how a blond girl next door can be a great heel following the horsie revolution. Then you just got worked

>>2725470
>tfw smarks will NEVER grasp that you can be worse at wrestling, but still a better pro-wrestler.
The entire name of the game is charisma.

This isn't separate from skill. The ONLY reason why technical skill helps a wrestler at all is for safety, and because having awesome moves is one way to be charismatic.

>>2726013
The fact that a sexy woman took a kendo stick to an annoyance who sells really well is what makes the entire division. If it is just the "horny teenagers" that like her, thne why did Baley's reaction sound like boos?

>>2725470
>people caring about women's """"wrestling""""
The state

>>2725479
BASED nazi goddess working the cagematchetties

>>2726353
Have you seen her face.
Horny non virgin teens would cheer bliss over bayley in the looks department bruh.

>pushed harder than Ramen

top cuck

She's a WWE women's wrestler. All that matters is she's hot. I really don't understand this side of wrestling fans, it's a fake fucking sport. Workrate never mattered in the past and it never will.

Alexa is hot, a heel who wins clean, a decent actor and good on the mic. That's why she's over.

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>>2725555
>miles better in the ring

>>2725555
Yeah yelling

"Imma snatch u!" Ten fucking times is top stuff m8

Pinhead. She a shit

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>>2725470
>Roman can wrestle

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>>2725774
Alexa Bliss is horrible on the mic. She's quick-witted and can improvise, but her delivery is very bland and monotone. Her annoying voice makes it even worse.

>bliss general doesn't even get to 150 posts before it falls off the board
>the absolute state of blssfus