Brock Lesnerd

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>never drew a dime as the guy
>tanked the wrestlemania buyrate so badly in 2003 that a Chris Benoit main event outdrew him
>never cut a memorable promo
>has had three good matches since 2012
>jobbed to haitch
>jobbed to greenberg
>jobbed to greenberg again 13 years later
>main evented the lowest drawing wrestlemania of the noughties
>came back just to job to cena
>BTFO by Valasquez
>BTFO by Overeeem
>had to take roids to beat Mark Hunt
>Only more successful than Shelton Benjamin from the 2001 OVW class
>cucked by Marc Mero
>autistic
>lives in a barn in the middle of nowhere
>can only do four moves
>squeals like a girl whenever he gets angry
>failed at football
>drew so poorly after getting the belt from Kurt Angle that as soon as Angle came back he dropped the belt to him and turned heel
>literally only exists to eventually job to roman reigns
>awful haircut
>shills country music
>his MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>his amateur wrestling cosplay was cringeworthy
>BTFO by Bob Holly
>only meaningful impact he had on the business was getting made about travelling, leaving and allowing Cena and Batista to actually draw a dime.