Can you beat him up in a fight?

I'm 5'6 and 300 lbs so no

>>2724438
>6' 2"
>knows some type of martial arts
Honestly, no. I'm untrained and 5' 9" though, so not really an accomplishment for him.

>>2724438
Would stab him.

>>2724438
No but I'm not stupid enough to join the UFC so therefore I win by default.

>>2724438
>old
>unfit and weak
>didn't learn a thing from his two years of ''training''
I could beat him so easily, he's got nothing going for him in a fight

>>2724443
He's 5'11'' ya mark

I'm shorter then him and untrained so probably have like a 40% chance because he seems like he doesn't know that much about fighting either.

No but i could out gallop him in the octagon

>>2724438
depends on if i can kick him in the balls with my steel cap boots before he puts me in an armbar or headlock.

The Miz could take him on at this point.

No and most of the neets here can't either

>>2724438
Before his MMA training yes.

After his MMA training probs 9 out of 10 times.

>>2724438
Mickey Gall here, ama

>>2724610
How did Phil's fear taste?

>>2724614
The best pussy I've tasted besides Miesha Tate.

Chris Tamburello did.

>>2724438
This faggot can't fight. I'll stab his ass.

I don't know grappling so he would catch me there. His kickboxing is awkward and stiff, if we are just trading hands I think I could get him

>>2724839
On the other hand, I can't draw even 20 people, so there's that.

Not really no

>>2724660
>CM is no stranger to the ring. He knows how to utilize his body weight... maneuver... There's a lot of skills. It's not just strength.
>gets immediately BTFO by a stronger guy with a dad bod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAlA5qQJHjI

>implying phil wouldn't cry and thank you after you beat his ass in front of his ladyboy gf

>>2724438
After training for 2 years like he did?

Fuck yeah.

>>2724438
>6'2 220
>training for over a year, 25yrs old
Im pretty sure I could heem phil without any trouble.

>>2724438
Without weapons involved and in an open space yes, easily.

Otherwise it's more random, who knows

>>2724696
If he can't fight, how bad are you if you have to weapon up to fight him.

He's a delusional beta is shadow realm him in 2 rds

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>>2724656

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>>2724438
Fight me, Punk!

>>2724438
Dunno. I only fight with rings in my hands, a brass knuckle or a knife so the other guy backs the fuck off before someone gets murdered, I don't like barefist brawls. Call me a pussy, but I only had beefs with hobos when traveling.
I'd probably give him a good fight regardless, let's say he'd last more than he did with Gall.

>>2724438
23
5'11
155 lbs
varsity wrestler in high school
workout regularly

after seeing that mma fight I honestly believe I could

>>2724492
I would die laughing if he fights again and the guy who beats him gallops about before, during, and after the match.