What is he going to say to Smo Joe tomorrow night?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>2723268
>Samoa Joe, I urge you to reconsider picking a fight with my client BROCK LESNAR. You will be BEATEN, BRUTALIZED, VICTIMIZED, EVISCERATED, and CONQUERED, by THE BEAST.
MIKE LIENT
>>2723287
BARAAACK LESNER
>>2723288
IT'S NOT HERE TODAY
(Booooo)
brock ding-dong diddly kill you
THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>stops to catch his breath, the fat fuck
MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN
>sweats profusely
AND MY CLIENT IS BRRROOCCKKK LESSNARR
>wipes Brock's nut from his lips
SAMOA JOE, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY CLIENT-
>sucks Vince off
YOU ARE GRAVELY MISTAKEN. MY CLIENT IS THE BEAST INCARNATE
>lets out a wet fart
THE ONE IN 21-1. THE CONQUERER, BRRROOCCKKK LESSNARR.
>reminisces about ECW
YOU CALL YOURSELF THE DESTROYER, BUT AT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE - LIVE July 9th only the WWE NETWORK - THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE DESTROYED WILL BE YOU, WHEN YOU FACE MY CLIENT, BRRROOCCKKK LESSNARR.
>has heart attack