Extreme Rules 2017 - Gamethread #0 (Preshow Edition)

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What would call this hairstyle?

>>2720020
just fuck my shit up v2

>>2720020
the just been fucked look

>>2720020

the oven dodger

>>2720020
The Late Term Aborted Festus

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holy fucking yum

has there ever been a mens kendo stick on a pole match?

>>2717246
>>2717246
>>2717246
Reminder of the predictions link because people always ask.

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>>2720032

>>2720020
the art garfunkel

>>2720020
This guy's such a fucking autist. Does anyone else notice him constantly glancing over at Renee's tits?

Ambrose/Miz is the blowoff of a 6 month long program. And it all makes sense with the DQ stipulation.

>>2720044
He's your typical E-Drone

>>2720044
Hush ma'am.

>>2720044
difficult to avoid a cheeky glance

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Anyone got a free stream link? (Pls)

>>2720044
>not wanting to suckle from mommy

>>2720020
You fucks didn't listen to O&A, long live the obnoxious creep, Sam Roberts.

>>2720020
Jew Fro

>>2720053
www.impactwrestling.com

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Didn't Alexa win in her hometown a singles match? She even appeared in a talk show the day before.

>>2720017
this kendo match could get quite kinky

>>2720053
Try r wwestreams

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>>2720053
Am I the only one that watches it with the Indians?
http://www.desirulez.me/threads/1052371-WWE-Extreme-Rules-2017-Full-Show-June-4th-2017-6417-Watch-Online-Download

Look they threw nia a pity bone.

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Nintendo stick on a pole match.

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Holy fucking yum

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>>2720066
whats wrong with her incisor

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>>2720059

>>2720069
MOMMY

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>little swimmer
kek

>Nia's face, body, voice, mic skills
I puked on my pajamas

>>2720069
would rumble in her jungle

Where did this guy come from?

>>2720076
So I'm kind of innocent but did she just call her a sperm cell?

Damn Baylel BTFO

This just made me no longer dislike nia jax

SAM BTFO

>>2720080
Sam roberts is on xm and usually has wrestling related guests.

Nia Jax should talk like this during her in ring promos tbqhwyf

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(((sam)))
(((samuel)))
THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING HIDE IT ANYMORE

>Yeah that might help him out
BIG BANTZ OTUNGA FUCKING STRIKES AGAIN

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>tfw no extreme things all night

>>2720084

>ever disliking Nia

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How long is this PPV? 3 hours?

>snatch you bald
what does this nigger babble mean?

>>2720086
So it's a kickback of sorts thank you for clearing that up

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>Extreme Rules
>Supposed to be the ''Lunatic Fringe''
>''Normal match''
>He loses the title if he gets disqualified

The absolute state of Raw and Ambrose

idk why they dont make Nia look like this during RAM, shes great

>>2720086
>Sam roberts is on xm

I knew he was on something. I can never keep up with all these designer drugs.

those winks HNGGGH

>>2720096
her tight corset means she cant cut good promos

AMERICAN GRIT

BASED CENA

JOHN CENA AMERICAN GRIT

is there a match schechuled in the pre-show?

THE KEENG OF THE CREWSERWAITS

>>2720103
>>2720107
That shit hasn't aired yet?

>>2720093
A threat to pull out all of one's hair. Often said by large black women.

>>2720108
>is there a match schechuled in the pre-show?
Kalisto v. Crews

>>2720108
Kalisto vs Apollo/Titus

Aries is not winning, isn't he?

>>2720108
nigger vs spic

>>2720065
Kek. How's the chat on that stream?

>>2720120
odds say no

>>2720120
no he is a boring face

Both Alexa and Neville are losing tonight, aren't they?

:(

TITUS BRAND PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN??? TITUS BRAND PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN??? TITUS BRAND PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN???

>>2720124
There is no chat. It's just a stream showing the vid.

>>2720120
I've heard he won't, but I have no idea how they can continue with him after losing 3 times.

>>2720121
holy fucking cringe

I can't unsee it now

kek Nia BTFO Sam Roberts

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>>2720129
awww someones retard is showing

>>2720132
i dont know why but i fucking love this gimmick

What the ding-dong diddly fuck is Otunga wearing?

>>2720132
#MAKEITAWIN

I wish there was an option to buy 1 day of the network. I really just use it for PPVs

is that frankie the clown?

>>2720121
Charlotte was selling that shit..

I thought that was the women's revolution era

>>2720146
its 10/month you poor fucking kike

>>2720129
Seems likely to me.

They've built up this huge thing about "Bailey won't go extreme", which is begging to be disproven.

Renee is fat and not very good at her job

>>2720020
sammy branmuffins

>>2720121
This should be her new finisher. She could call it the autism whirl.

>Shorter than Sasha Banks

The state of Noam Dar

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>>2720146
>not using the WWE Network to watch the best televised wrestling program in human history

>>2720146
There was but I think they charged you like 40 bucks.

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will wwe hire him for commentary?

>>2720146
start trials on 2 or 3 emails. eventually they will email you offers for 3 free months or 6 months for $10

(((dar)))

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>>2720153
You are living human cringe.

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>>2720159
was it still $10 for a month or was that for bars and shit

>>2720157
What? He clearly looked taller than her, ya need to get ya eyes checked

>>2720159
Lol

>Forget this is happening
>Log on to the network
>First thing I see is Fox and Dar sharing a kiss over a KO'd Sasha Banks

LOL

>>2720153
Listen up pinhead and listen good cuz I'm only ding-dong diddly warn ya once

How big is batista's dick #askthehardys

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CHARLY NEXT

REPORT IN

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holy fucking yum

>>2720157
Did you miss the part where he beat uhhhh.... Dancing negro man... (Rich Swann. Took me a minute.), and afterwards, Alecia Fox PICKED HIM UP.

Based Charly soon

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>>2720165

>>2720175
>not liking lift and carry SS

>>2720146
You think anyone would actually buy this shit for the whole month if you could just buy it for the PPV?

>the small cage
Fucking dropped

CHARLY SHOES WOW

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NOTICE ME CHARLY

Based normie Hardy

>>2720180
Man, I LIKE the cruiserweights, but at that moment, I couldn't help but think of it as the manlet show.

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when the fuck is the nigger genocide starting

>>2720121
>Be Vince
>Play wrestle with granddaughters
>Kids try out all their favorite moves from the show
>Hire Bayley
>Choose Bayley's moveset
>Aggressively market Bayley towards children
>Play wrestle with granddaughters again
>Cummies
What a weird family.

>>2720185
sweaty milkies

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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That's one sexy TS.

>>2720190
Never ya pinhead now sit down and watch your bull fuck your girl

Could the Hardys be anymore boring and vanilla if they tried?

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>>2720194
mi cara cuado compro una caja de lucha loot

>WWE Universe
>WWE Universe
>WWE Universe
>WWE Universe
>WWE Universe
>WWE Universe
FUCKING CRINGE

>Non-Broken Hardies

I feel like I'm in 2002

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>>2720194
ola

>>2720197
were they boring before or is everything besides broken hardies boring

Did Jeff get his tooth slapped back on?

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Do you think Matt still can do it?

Charly wants to get spitroasted by the boyz

>>2720194
Aca papi esperando una porquería de ppv del show B

>>2720196
>Thinking someone who posts about "le rope day XD" on the fake fighting section of a Chink cartoon website has a girlfriend

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>>2720201

you can catch it here http://sy.nchtube.ru/r/CozyTube
(remove the period after y)

Sam Roberts is B A L D

>>2720203
cement glue dentures

>>2720199
Roberts is fucking insufferable.

IT'S 2017

>>2720202
They had so many gimmicks at the moment they don't have any gimmick at all.

>>2720204
He can barely walk like a normal human anymore

WHO /TITUSBRAND/ HERE

Oh, right. The nigger is some kind of lawyer. Haha.

>>2720092
yessir

>>2720207
I am not even pol I just want to watch wrestling

>>2720203
If they get it soon enough they can re-attach

>>2720204
FUCK THIS RIGHT HERE

Kalisto and Apollo deserved better than this

HAHAHAHAH
What the fuck happened to Kalisto?

>>2720206
Explain this meme

>tfw had to turn heel on my little brother so I could watch extreme rules instead of going to his birthday party

sorry buddy you've already had 12 of these, do I really need to go to another one?

>IT'S 2017 GUYS

Cringe.

Hope Booker baneposts again

LUCHA THING

APOLLO LOOKING REAL JACKED BABY

THE TITUS BRAND

last digit is how many botches khalisto has

Damn, Michel Cole bringing the bantz right out of the gate.

>>2720203
He was a meth head, those arent real teeth

Rey mysterio sure did change since i've been gone

>>2720222

Trips confirm

URAH URAH URAH URAH

all those nigs cheering for crews

Its black guy who smiles

I don't care much about these jobbers but I bet the happy black guy wins.

Steve, post the prediction card.

The beginning of Kalisto's entrance music sounds like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKpTkBddyK8

Which is actually appropriate.

>>2720237
Nigga that's Charley.

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#makeitawin

>>2720222
I miss the manlet dragons

If Apollo wins

Kailsto has to turn gay

pullin da tights?! :D

Kalisto's new mask is fucking awsome

>>2720248

Normally the face wins on the pre-show...

:D

>>2720242
trump would never allow otherwise

reminder Titus will take food stamps as payments

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>black man in suit
>no bluetooth earpiece

RACE WAR
RACE WAR

Everyone else thought that Uhaa was going to be 4ever mid card, right?

>>2720252
isnt this face vs face?

no led ringposts means something will happen to the ring tonight

>>2720222
Yep. Crews needs...I don't know, he needs fucking something.

>>2720204
OOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAA

>>2720252
Yeah, but this is a complicated match, since Apollo just has a heel manager.

Apollo's head is fucking huge for a manlet

>>2720257
this

>>2720261
Jobbers can be faces and heels?

>>2720262
It means a steel cage will be lowered around it, you goober

>>2720225
Ram sucks

SICC EM

BASED Kalisto getting crowd reactions

based kalisto, that was pretty cool

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This match is surprisingly good so far

>>2720261
no tidus is a heel and smiles is a tweener. while kalisto is face

>>2720263
he should be re-branded as a BLM black supremacist

Apollo try to GET FAME

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Okay, here's how the predictions look so far. I'm going to close the poll when this match ends so get them in now!

THE HULKSTER BROTHER

>>2720194
Llegó papi

>>2720274
Why are you surprised? Both are pretty great in-ring wrestlers. The problem's arise from booking and a lack of personality.

>>2720017
>Apollo wins, screwy finish where Titus interferes
>Swan and Sasha win, beatdown by Alicia and Dar afterwards
>Cesaro and Sheamus win through some fuckery, brutal beatdown of Hardy Boyz afterwards
>Bliss wins, WWE books Bayley to poop her pants during the match because they get off on embarrassing that poor woman at every opportunity.
>Aries wins in a crazy finish to a fucking great match.
>Miz wins via the usual shenanigans, Dean will probably tool around in the main event scene for a couple months but won't even be allowed to look in the general direction of the title because the Bug Doug has to be protected at all costs.
>Finn wins in what is the only interesting match of the night booking-wise. Feuds stemming from this match will run through Summerslam. Actually would be pretty excited for Roman/Joe and Rollins/Wyatt happening this year, but we all know they'd be booked like shit because fuck this company.

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>ads for the WWE network on the WWE network during a PPV

>>2720274
>surprisingly

why? both these guys can go

>>2720274
this reaction image is amazing

>>2720261
He has a heel manager and showed "heelish" tendencies the other week.

It isn't really clear cut, yeah.

And there are actually crowd reactions or am I imagining things?

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>yfw this ends up being the best match of the night

>>2720285
I might be wrong but I think the pre-show is broadcast on USA or FX or something, so it's really just one long sales pitch for buying the network

>>2720285
It also runs on Youtube, I think.

>>2720281
Apollo is a good wrestler, but has absolutely no charisma.

Kalisto is just too small to take serious as anything other than low card tier.

Kalisto is killing it.

>>2720285
>>2720291
The Kickoff show is on YouTube for fuck's sake. We go over this every time there is a PPV. Is this just some shit meme?

>>2720289
nigs cheering for titus and wetbacks for khalisto

HOLY SHIT THAT DDT

that ddt was sicknasty

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0 i storm the stage
dubs i storm the announcer desk
anything else i watch comfy extreme kino from my seat

anyone else here?

DAT DDT

Good match

HAHAH Based Kalisto and Crews BTFO the rest of the card with a 5 star dark match.

wtf push these guys vince they are putting on a decent match

That was a nice DDT

>>2720303
STORM

>>2720295
That's why Apollo's got Titus man

>>2720303
them legs :P~

>>2720311
OH SHIT

So much for trump.

>>2720303
>>2720311
you better you faggot

please fire titus

Based Kalisto
Bring him back to Smackdown

BASED MEXICO BURYING THE NIGS

top fucking kek

actually not a bad match

>Titus is supposed to be a black businessman
>Doesn't walk around talking on a bluetooth earpiece in totally inappropriate situations
Based vince has never met a black person

Pretty good match.

>>2720311
Holy shit, we're getting a bigger show than I thought.

>WE

LUCHA THING STEALING THE SHOW

Damn I already lost at predicting.

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>Crews didn't turn
>this will just lead to a titus/Crews feud

>>2720305
When you start to nut
suddenly hear loud foot steps approching
but no knock

>>2720298

So...Baltimore has like 60+% blacks...

>>2720278
>Blissboi didn't pick Alexa Bliss
What the fuck

Best RAW brand match I've seen in a month.

lol black nigger

>>2720322
daily reminder the dems are actually burring nigs and trying to put over mexicans

>standing 450 splash
what

CRUISERKEKS BTFO

>>2720329
>Pre-show match thrown together at the last minute
>Leading to anything

Lol?! I bet you think Curt Hawkins will be feuding with Alistair Black

>>2720326
>WUZ

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>have a great match
>end it with wwe bullshit
kek

What is Otunga doing there?

Calls Shooting Star Press a 450 Splash get this ugly fucker out of here

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>>2720344

>>2720342
>REAL JAKKED BABY

Renee dressed like she's doing housework and lookin HOT

''lets go romen''
''Roman sucks''

the absolute state of RAM

>wwe forgetting to mute the crowd

lel.

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how many stars will you give this match? 1/5

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Here we go, final card, 180 participants.

I will be going soon, so it'll be up to you guys to keep track. I will still post results tomorrow as always.

>>2720345

His job. Sucking away any and all enthusiasm in the room

>ROMAN IS OVER AS FUCK
>5 (FIVE) PEOPLE IN THE MATCH
>THE PEOPLE ONLY FIVE A FUCK ABOUT ROMAN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SMARKS BTFO BY BASED BIG DOG

Did anyone see the "carter and cj"...?

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>smarks already working Roman

>>2720349
My dick grew twice as thick today because of Renee

>>2720354
>t. jealous white boy

>>2720356
probably not our carter

>>2720353
I'm ready for the sweep

>>2720350
WWE Universe trying to make Roman look strong but only half got the msg.

who eats the pin tonight lads?

>>2720351

No need to mute that

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anyone have a none wwe network live stream that works? i dont wanna pay the jews

>>2720352
3

>>2720161
this is how I roll. I've seen every ppv for the last year and a half. Haven't paid a dime.

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Post yfw Bray Wyatt still exists

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

this ppv's gonna suck

>>2720365
Brayyy lmao

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>>2720371

nice steiner logic angle

>>2720367
You know how easy it is to set up a fake paypal and get a 30 day trial, right?

>Getting this type of Roman chants
This is the reason Roman is still getting a push
and I'm not surpise why Vince still gives him a chance. These smarks should just stfu so he can get no reaction.

Korporate Kurt sucks.

>top 5 raw superstars

Deanetty on suicide watch

Ok i'm too pussy to storm the announcer desk but i will stand behind it and do whatever you guys have in mind

Im a bit big boned, blue shirt and cargo pants

>>2720367
watchwrestling.to

>>2720378
>falling for the paypal jew

nty m8

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>>2720371

When's Rode going to save raw?

>wrap our athletes in cotton

OTUNGA SEETHING

>>2720353
lol I spelled my name wrong

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>>2720371
t. Bray Wyatt mark

>>2720382
you mean you don't like CATCHPHRASES LMAO?

First time actually bothering with the pre-show panel lads

Is it always this cringey? It's clear not a single person here can improvise without a script

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>>2720371

Angle sounds so scripted

>>2720395
a little bit but it's worse today because of otunga and roberts

>>2720395
yes

Booker T was top kek in one of these a while ago

>lookin' real jacked, baby
>lookin' real jacked
>rowan, u lookin real jacked

>>2720395
Renee is the best part and she barely talks

>>2720395
Backlash pre panel was less shit.
Then again, having Rowan creeping everyone out worked in its favor

>>2720401
yeah this is awful

Great Balls of Fire mentioned..
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

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>>2720371

post your face Bray wins

>>2720379
Vince would probably think it's because the smarks are stunned in awe at THE BIG DOG

>>2720395
It's only good for the 24 hour meme potential.

>>2720395
https://streamable.com/ieso5

GIMME THE GREENLIGHT

I'm only here to see alexa vs bliss

when is it?

>>2720403
>Go out there and make sure you get your shit in
>Booker looks down at his notes
>"Say something black about Rowan - Vince"

Is the network not working for anyone else?

>>2720395
I just watch it because Renee

>RAM is in town tomorrow
Should I go?

>>2720421
working great here in east coast

>>2720425
>>2720425
>>2720425
>>2720425
>>2720425

>>2720418
Could be the opener.

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>>2720412

how is a steel cage extreme?

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>>2720420
>>"Say something black about Rowan - Vince"

>>2720417

ARE YOU READY TO GO?

Imagine if a screwy finish leads to a no contest and next PPV it's a six man elimination match for the title with the same five guys and Lesnar added.

>>2720020
The Larry Fine.

>>2720429
Not for me. Just getting the spinning wheel on my Apple TV.

so does the drifter attack Miz to DQ Ambrose ?

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And here are the results for the /asp/ Approval Ratings. The /goat/ ECW Champion is Rhino AND Sabu,it's a dead heat!

>>2720434
maybe cause the hardys will jump of it

>>2720271
if i tell u to sicc em YOU SICC EM

kek "He's Gonna Puke" sign in the crowd

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AWESOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ambrose opening? He's really fallen hasn't he?

BASED Miz getting loud reactions

>"..andt hen, you won it"

lol, Ziggler already forgotten.

Jeeeeeeeans!

Double turn?

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>look up future PPVs on wiki
>see this
What did they mean by this?

>>2720592
beeg would win

BASED HOLLYWOOD MIKE SAVING THIS SHITSHOW

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>>2720371

>That Bliss pop

BAYLETTY BTFO