Who gives a shit? Honestly.
Sheamus and Cesaro vs. Hardy Boyz will be very good. The rest I don't care about
>>2719577
This. I doubt I'll watch anything else. Maybe Ambrose vs Miz.
>>2719575
E X A C T L Y
Fatal 5-way and Brock Lensar can suck my dick.
The Pre-Show is literal trash
>>2719585
That's only for the screwy finish you just know is coming.
So we got two matches and the rest of the card you can look results up for.
Bravo wwe.
>mixed tag with the cruisers and Sasha is somehow in it
Fuck RAW
Not me. Skipping what will be another shitty WWE PPV to watch based Twin Peaks tonight.
>>2719575
There's literally going to be several minutes of bliss holding a phallic object... I've never been more hype
i do since i basically do nothing but shipost on 4chan all day then might as well watch it
>>2719612
Lose your virginity.
I'm looking forward to it, want to see what happens
I will watch, but am much more hype for Money in the Bank than this.
>>2719575
It will be interesting to see, how dominating the will make Roman look and how exactly they "cheat" him out of the title match, while making him look even stronger.
It will also be interesting if they have Bayley lose again, because I have no idea how you can keep her in the title picture after another loss.
>>2719575
>Pay Per View
>Actually paying for this shít
how many bongs until preshow?
Absolute shit card
>>2719632
Nia Jax shows up and screws her.
>>2719575
not me, I'm gonna watch it because I have nothing better to do tonight, I don't give a shit about any of the matches of the card
I for one am enjoying this Golden Age of making fun of WWEs incompetence
>>2719575
Hell not me. I hope people dont stay up and watch this poor excuse for a PPV.
Fuck wwe
>>2719603
My nigga
>>2719575
Drones
If you watch this over the NBA Finals, albeit a lacklustre series, you are an autistic weeb who should have sex.
>>2719775
>stay up
>starts at 8pm
Eurocuck or a child either way fuck off faggot
I'm hanging out with friends instead of watching it. Will watch highlights later
>>2719577
>anything with sheamus
>good
wew lad
Alexa and Bayley should have been a Championship vs Foot match where if Alexa won, Bayley has to kiss her foot.
Ehhhh, there will be a couple good matches, at least.
That logo is terrible, though.
>>2719784
Realistically this
It's either CurryWinsLol or RomanWinsLol
>>2719784
>Watching the NBA finals
Even WWE isn't even as commercialized as that shit fest. I like basketball, but I can't stand watching these two unlikable personalities "clash" again.
>>2719795
>Ehhhh, there will be a couple good matches, at least.
Wasting hours of your life for "ehh, there will be a couple good matches"
Give it up. It's OVER.
>>2719797
>currywinslol
Did the job last year causing the biggest meme of the year.
>>2719802
>>currywinslol
>Did the job last year causing the biggest meme of the year.
Wasn't a clean win. They did the ref bump and interference.
.... Is that tonight?
I honestly forgot. Whats the card like?
>>2719806
LeBron vs. Durant in the main event
Irving vs. Kyrie for the IC strap
Royal Rumble which Draymond is the favorite for
Kevin Love vs. Klay Thompson for the Euro Title
>>2719809
Oh, not basketball. I don't care it.
>>2719811
So then what are you talking about? The UFC show was last night.
Oh wait, you're a baseball fan, aren't ya? I knew it, I could sense it on ya, you dog. Got a great NL Central matchup tonight.
I don't even feel like watching any main roster shows now.
>>2719793
>anything with cesaro
>not good
wew lad
>>2719800
I'm wasting hours of my life for getting wasted and seeing if I sweep my predictions. The quality of the show is incidental.
>kendo stick on a pole
>kendo sticks are basically poles
>pole on a pole match
I think I'll just go to bed desu
>Extreme Rules
>Night to be Extreme
>Standard rules still in full effect
whats the point?
Can I get a link to the prediction card?
>>2719819
M-MOMMY
>>2719797
We all know Brock is going to squash everyone before making Roman look strong so I'd mark out if they just got it over with early.
Gonna get really drunk and stoned to be able to tolerate and maybe enjoy it.
Ready for the dissapointment though.
>>2719603
This
>>2719603
>skipping a shitty wrestling PPV to watch an even shittier TV series
>>2719775
Starts at 5 on the west coast here bitchboy
>>2719784
My wife and I both agree basketball is fucking gay
>>2719720
That's pretty hot but how is Bayley going to lose the match?
>Miz v Dean
Miz is pure gold so he's fun to watch. I'll wanna kill myself if Dean wins.
>Hardys v Cesaro/Sheamus
Steel cages are usually pretty fun + all these guys here are really good.
>Fatal Five Way
Literally who cares who wins because they'll just be squashed by Brock. The match has the potential to be fun, but god the booking here is fucking awful
Everything else will be awful
how many bongs until preshow?
>>2719914
What do your wife's kids think?
>>2719575
I'll probably watch the highlights tomorrow
If the Hardy's don't break up and go broken soon I'm officially off them
>no DQ match
>Dean gets DQ'd
LOL SO WACKY XD XDD
>>2719809
>Irving vs Kyrie
You meant Curry right
>this Deanetty network commercial
C R I N G E
>>2719588
Imagine stating publicly that you don't respect the #TitusBrand.
>>2719976
it will probably a double swerve. The Drifter will come down, do something to DQ Dean, it won't work and then Dean gets either pinned or more likely DQed anyway, like he goes for the Drifter but hits the ref or whatever.
>Sam Roberts again
REEEEEEE
Pre-show is a draw
Otunga has dyed his beard and it does not match his hair.
>>2719996
based titus brand match
kek, is this the gamethread now?
>""""""""""Main Event"""""""""" includes two fat manlets, one skinny manlet, a twink, and the least liked top babyface in company history.
Why is anyone watching this shitshow, again?
crowd got a big rowdy, what happened?
why do they always have this ugly kike on the panel?
the absolute state of this preshow
>>2720007
Bray and Joe are manlets now?
>Extreme Rules
>Dean Ambrose loses his title if he gets disqualified
>Burn!
cringe
This Jew has quite the nasaly sounding voice.
>>2720022
HE'S NOT JEWISH
>>2720013
Reminds me of Red Herring from a pup named Scooby doo cartoon
>>2720019
I know. Isn't it "le extrem"?
who's this Art Garfunkel looking motherfucker
>>2720022
David isn't a Jew, Anon.
>>2720018
Everyone who isn't significantly larger thant he size-queen speaking is a manlet.
The speaker in this case is obviously a huger fatass than Joe or Bray.
>>2719575
What else is on
>>2720037
NBA or some shit...
>extreme rules
>>2719603
This but Leftovers for me.
>>2719908
LYNCHED