what's inside?

>>2710892
Nothing. It's a fucking prop.

>>2710892
Veil of April, The 10 Commandments of Straight Edge

>>2710892
---OFFICIAL WWE STATIONARY

NOT AUTHORIZED FOR USE EXCEPT BY AUTHORIZED WWE PERSONNEL

You _ hereby agree that by ownership of this briefcase you will be given a sanctioned match for the _ championship. You also hereby, by penalty of termination, agree to be booked horribly, and not win a single match clean. Furthermore upon winning this briefcase you are required to become a "heel" and avoid any action that may make you likable. Human resources will determine if your behavior is suitable "heel". In addition you are required to forfeit any possibility of a meaningful first title run; in its place you will be given a title run spanning no less than one month; it is up to booking's decision whether your uninteresting title run will last long than the next PayPerView. Once your title run is completed, you will be sent to the mid-card, and not booked as a main eventer. Instead you will be booked horribly, and be permanently tarnished for the possibility of any future title run.

Sign here _

-Signed, Vincent K. McMahon.

>>2710892
The Transcript of the CM Punk Pipebomb etched in gold

like a piece of paper or something or a made in china tag

>>2710892
The final solution

Vince sex tape

Steph nudes

Apparently Seth Rollins' vibrator.

>>2710892
Back when I was in HS there was an old man who would sub classes sometimes. He carried around a brown suitcase and one time we saw him open it and all he had inside was a banana. I felt bad for him after that.

>>2710918
>Tfw this holds true for everyone who's ever won it that's not named CM Punk, and technically the Miz

>>2710918
>>2712414
Ambrose managed to dodge most of this by just immediately cashing the thing in. His reign was nearly three months and he stayed in the main event for another four after that.

An electric razor.

>>2710892
A black dildo when Rollins had it

>>2710892
Its empty

Maybe if theyre feeling fancy there will be a clipboard with a single piece of paper inside it. The piece of paper will mostly be gibberish but in the middle will be size 50 font that says CONTRACT on it.

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>answering anything other than a dragon dildo

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The one briefcase that really matters

you fucking marks it's lou thezs' soul

>>2710892
A toy contract.

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>>2713343
FINDS A WAAAAY

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SLIME

>>2710949
Is that the briefcase from Pulp Fiction?

Sami Zayn's bomb

>>2713343
Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>2713343

>>2713398

They should totally do a bit where they open it just offscreen and a golden light emanates from it.

>>2713343
>>>/a/

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>>2713455
Not even the best Cyber Slut

>>2710918
R.I.P. Ziggler