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HEY
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*awkwardly does devil horn hand jams to his own music*
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Hi
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>>2710750
I thought I was the only one who noticed this
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I hate you so much Baron corbin I hate your lack of charisma, I hate your boring matches, I hate your hairline and I hate how you're pushed despite being objectively terrible
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Hey Pan - Hey Pan
Hey Lilith - Hey Lilith
Hey Naamah - Hey Naamah
Hey Sabazios - Hey Sabazios
Hey Isthar - Hey Isthar
Hey Amon - Hey Amon
Hey Iarilo - Hey Iarilo
Hey T'an-Mo - Hey T'an-Mo
In the name of Satan, The Ruler of the Earth, the King of the World,
I command the forces of darkness to arise from the depths to attend us…
Hey Asmodeus - Hey Asmodeus
Hey Bast - Hey Bast
Hey Astaroth - Hey Astaroth
Hey Mantus - Hey Mantus
Hey Proserpine - Hey Proserpine
Hey Mania - Hey Mania
Hey Hecate - Hey Hecate
Hey Mormo - Hey Mormo
We who have taken thy name, who knowledge the beast within,
who revel in the delights of the flesh, call upon you!
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>>2710875
>Forgetting Shiva
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Is his wierd/bad acting part of his gimmick ?
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HEY >>2710879
SHUT UP
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>>2710743
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
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>>2710876
There's an entire song dedicated to Shiva on the same album, not sure but I saw it in the lyrics and he's mentioned in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJTmi9cgpKQ
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HEY SAMI
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HEY SHINSUKE
GUESS WHAT
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STOP POSTING
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>>2710743
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
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genuinely giggled like a small child when he said >HEY SHINSKAY!
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I DON'T CARE
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>>2710804
Fucking WORKED
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>>2711451
Didn't he legitimately say something like "NOBODY CARES" after? Truly a living meme.
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>>2710804
He's not gonna read this. Maybe go to a live event and say it to his face.
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>>2710743
He looks alright, but he has this weak shitty voice that ruins his whole gimmick
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>>2711460
Yeah. Begin with :
HEY BARON
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Can someone link me this promo on YT? I can't find it
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>>2711505 https://youtu.be/mdNh6uRKxt0
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Ever notice how Baron and Nick from MDE look exactly the same?
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>>2711460
HEY ANON
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SHUT UP
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*walks over to you*
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I SAID SHUT UP
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>>2711724
the female wrestlers don't really get me turned on anymore
..it's those god damn sexy cruiserweights
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>>2711831
Take it easy, man.
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>>2711724
Back to the antique shop with you,at least you got a real job unlike DUDE I CANT AFFORD HEALTH CARE DAVID DUKE
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YOU'RE STUPID
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>>2711491
So does Brock Lesnar
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>>2712430
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Corbin is fucking awful and I love it. He's the GWOAT.
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So does he actually have autism or is it just a meme?
I can't imagine how amazing it would be to see him hanging out with cool black people in an NFL locker room.
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>>2710743
LISTEN!!
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>>2713945
He's a pseudo metal head the ones that listens to Hardcore Punk and Metal thinking it's real Metal. Probably likes underage b& shit like Slipknot and Hatebreed
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STOP TALKING
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>>2713930
They can actually give him a standup comedy gimmick, HEY START LAUGHING
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>>2710885
Based
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Hey beter
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>>2710804
HEY ANON
I KNEW YOU WERE STUPID
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THIS STUPID
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>>2710743
HEY.
IDIOT.
SOME GUYS ARE GONNA PAY ME MONEY TO SELL YOU SHAMPOO; THEY MUST BE STUPID OR SOMETHING.
SO GO BUY SOME NIOXIN.
I DON'T USE IT BECAUSE I'M GOING BALD. IF YOU EVER SAY THAT, I'M GONNA HURT YOU.
BUT I LIKE IT. Its tingly... SO GO BUY SOME, CUZ WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE A BALDING LOSER.
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OK CARTMAN
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*rock bottoms self*
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>>2710743
I can't explain why, but he's been growing on me lately. You know what's not growing, though? DAT HAIRLINE
#goteem
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>>2715855
lol me too haha
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CARTMAN
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>>2715855
XD upboated
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>>2715746
*fails to put meme over*
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>>2713970
He does https://open.spotify.com/user/hottopicofficial/playlist/40xaTVKZYrUFab08LmxIvT?sf66887009=1
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>>2716313
holy cringe
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>OK CARTMAN
His greatest line so far desu, not even memeing
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>>2716332
>stolen from BMAJ
JUST
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>>2715895
>Rock bottoms self
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will he ever be a babyface?
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>>2716332
cartman has not been relevant for decades
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>>2716723
So?
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>>2710743
..i'm losing my hair....
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he's still shit, but he's improved pretty noticeably on the mic over a short period of time. look at him here.
https://youtu.be/b8QkPzlKDS4?t=52
>voice is weak and he sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon villain (he still does but it's less noticeable)
>nervously pacing around the whole time
>can't even look dolph in the eye while he's talking
>visibly shaken up by the what chants
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>>2716403
Like when he was in NXT?
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>>2717231
was he better or worse in that role? I'll give his current performance a credit: I can't picture him as a face.
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>>2717234
Well... I cringed. Even if this is his first performance on tv, he looks weird as a face. Maybe it's 'cause I got used to his douchebag heel gimmick, idk. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzpxqi_wwe-nxt-5-8-13-full-show-hq_sport
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