Why is UFC filled with so many manlets?

Jesus I never knew Connor McGregor was dat ding-dong diddly small kek

>>2708029
>I'm an idiot who doesn't understand how weight classes work.

All of them could kick your ass with the greatest of ease

They're like .22 handguns, we might make fun of them but they can still kick our asses

Rocky Marciano, 5'11"
Mike Tyson, 5'10"
Floyd Mayweather, 5'8"
Manny Pacquiao, 5'5"

>>2708066
if they wouldnt after all those +10 years of training for one job of kicking someones ass, i´d be hella disappointed.

Still i bet an US marine or soldier has better hand to hand combat skills than UFC including use of knives etc that ufc doesnt do

>>2708081
This is the most autistic thing I've read in a while.

>>2708081
you mean a person trained with a knife can beat a person trained without one

>>2708081
You watch too many movies. Marines are only specialized in weapons use and can't fight for shit.

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>>2708081
Lol if my army allocated the time required for that , I'd think they're fucking retarded. I love Combat sports but guns and knives win any day.

>>2708029
because the 5'6'' - 5'10'' height range is the optimum for human performance, anything above or below and you're practically disabled

>>2708029
Because you don't audition for your fucking role retard. Tall guys like Randy Orton, Batista are handpicked based on looks alone. Guys in MMA have to go through levels.

Besides Manlets are stronger

>>2708087
That explains why John Cena cant wrestle

You're too used to seeing carnival strongmen fake fight with Vince's soap opera drama behind them.

Actual combat from average/below average height men probably confuses you.

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>>2708172
>Tall guys like Randy Orton, Batista are handpicked based on looks alone. Guys in MMA have to go through levels.

bingo

plus OP is so brainwashed by WWMEME that he thinks anything below 6'0'' is inferior

>>2708029
No Phil?

>>2708029

Unironically Demetrious Mighty Mouse Johnson is the greatest of all time.

well they have to let off their manlet rage somehow

Ya ding-dong diddly pinhead, Smaller guys are harder targets to land punches on and Smaller guys hacebmore speed than lanklets.

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>>2708069
>all manlets getting defensive

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More accurate pic since the scale in the OP is fucked

>>2708029
Greatest warriors in history are 5'9

>>2708086
wow!

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>>2708081
lmfao is this bait

>>2708346
I'm 6'1, but I'm actually a UFClet defending it's honor from autist wrestling geeks

>>2708029
Insecure skinnyfats with something to prove feel attracted to BR huejitsu and pedolandian brain-kneeing.

>>2708427
5'9 was a good height in those days

>>2708081
I think you're on to something. UFC should allow ninja weapons. That would draw dimes.

>>2708029
I don't know. Why does Dana push manlets and women? How bout pushing Super Heavyweights? They would be the true draw. Big Show pushed to get into UFC but no, they had nothing for him. Wtf?

>>2708346
>Fatty getting worked

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>they can still kick your ass