Smack Gamethread 3 Nia wishes she was on the A Show edition

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would you accept tino on smack

Xth for gay cops

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Reminder

>>2706651
Is that body achievable natty?

>>2706645
her and Joe would be stars on the based A show, instead they get pushed down to meme status on RAM

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Where my /RAWlpha/'s at?

>>2706651
absofuckinglutely

>>2706656
in a word, no

>>2706645
REMINDER RuRu died for our sins. They dropped him after Jinder won

>>2706645
I mean, yea, Nia is whining, but she's absolutely right

JANITOR DING-DONG DIDDLY BTFO

>>2706651
cuck man punk gets exposed and eternally btfo
https://youtu.be/xwNeQ8DkJi4

>>2706654
>Deep meaning of BvS
Suspect

how
can
one
show
be
so
fucking
entertaining

>>2706654
>I unironically like man of steel

Based Janny cleaning up the ring

BASED JANNY

So cleaner Breeze is his final form?

Based Jannitor

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>>2706656
Nah, she's got Hart genetics and is destined to be fairly fatty.

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

BASED W FOR THE GAY COPS

BREEZE DOES IT FOR FREE

Not gonna lie lads I preferred the gay cop stripper costumes

>>2706660
crying in a corner most likely

>>2706675
Fairly T H I C C you mean

Based Adolf

Is Breeze Janitor a shot at Kenny the cleaner?

I fucking love Ziggler

>one day someone will turn heel in Gay Cops

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>>2706660

Right here.

We got this again this week, right?

Nothing beats that This Is Your Life segment.

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN DUDE BROTHER JACK

Why AJ took off his shirt kek

>Adolph has a pentagram on his shirt
Truly the Reich gimmick is coming

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>all those costumes
>only the janitor is over

>>2706660

Represent over shit tier smack downsyndromers

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>Shirtless AJ

>>2706654
>/tv/ capeshit memes
Leave

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>>2706675
>that pic

>>2706686
>it was a sting all along

The pop is going to be massive when AJ walks out

SNEK

Last week: >brother
This week:>jack
>nigger when

God, I can't wait for Big Bucks Bobby to make his way onto the roster

>>2706651
Who?

>>2706664
No she's not.

She's wishing that Raw constantly threw their entire women's roster into clusterfuck matches, EVERY WEEK.

Bitch needs to keep her nose out of booking.

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>>2706675
THOSE TITS

Is Bobby Rooooo actually any good, or is it like Nakamura and Balor where only his theme music is over?

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>>2706700
Snek?

Farmers strength wins again

>Ascension look like the suspects
>they're actually deep cover Fashion Bureau of Investigations

Jinder might need to worry a little. Any man who RKOs his own children is not to be taken lightly.

>>2706645
Smackchads continually btfo Rawtists.

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>>2706701

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>having your own initials tattooed on you side

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>>2706675
im usually bout the tummy but ill be fucked if those tits aren't begging for a load

>>2706706
only his entrance/theme music are over. his promos are decent though

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Be honest, /asp/.

When was the last time you spoke to a woman?

>>2706706
Bobby will probably actually mesh in well with the main roster unlike Balor

>>2706713
All of his kids have those initials. They are all named AJ. The dates underneath are their birth dates.

>>2706717
right now when I replied to you, fag

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>>2706712
>>>/trash/

>>2706717
Yesterday at work

>>2706706
He's HHH in ring with a meme theme and decent promos

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>>2706660
so glad we took smacks guys like miz ambrose and wyatt lmao even bliss came over to the A show and killed it with her segment this week.

>>2706717
I told my wife to be quiet when SmackDown started.

who /dolph/ here

>>2706724
So HHH minus a few inches then.

>>2706717
Besides my mom and sister? Last week. Hoping she'll hang with me and do something this summer, didn't ask yet though. Wish me luck bros.

>>2706718
Balor should just be a demon all the time
his normal gimmick doesn't really work

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>>2706660
kek

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>>2706728

>>2706717
I told my wife to ask her son if he wanted to watch smack with me

>that Talking Smack
first one I won't watch

>Looking away from TV
>Hear an ad for RAM Trucks
>Think, "WWE made a truck?"

Also, can Orton stay gone for a bit please?

>>2706717
2 seconds ago to my ex.
She asked me to rub her back.

>>2706737
Shoulda walked into his room when the New Day was on anon

>>2706713
You mean his kids initials

>>2706717
Literally 15 years ago

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>>2706732
balor should just be tiny arrogant asshole club leader

only time he was good

STOP PUTTING WIMMIN AND SHITTY GUESTS ON TALKING SMACK

>Snek with pants
Yamate

>new gay
>women's money in the bank
Who /droppingbothramandsmack/ here?

/snek/

>>2706717
a few hours ago

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>>2706741
After the Maharaja beats successfully defends his championship at MitB, it'll be a good time for snek to go on vacation.

>>2706746
exactly, he's much better as part of a group

18+

>>2706717
does it count if you've sent her multiple text messages that she hasn't responded to?

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>>2706660

>>2706747
Jinder was surprisingly good when he showed up for the first time

"My name is Randy Orton" no shit

>doesn't list Cena

based Snek

>>2706717
>When was the last time you spoke to a woman?

When I yelled at my mom to bring me down my Hot Pockets.

USA USA USA

MUH RESPECT

kinda tip-toeing the racism line here desu

We all need to beat the hell out of Orton to honor his grandfather's spirit

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>>2706750
>>women's money in the bank
>implying it wont be calamity gold

Oh shit snek shooting

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>>2706704
>keep nose out of something that determines your career

BASED GRANPA ORTON
LYNCHING NIGGERS AT NOON

>>2706717
An hour ago when your mom took my order at McDonald's.

>Nakamura got a bigger pop than orton

>>2706765
>Being pro-american is racism
Primo bait, Tumblr

figures Orton would have to take it to a racial place

You can't keep holding the poo back.

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>muh murica

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>Orton pretending his dad was anything other than a glorified jobber who just walked around licking Piper's ass

>>2706767
>sasha will never get flexible for you

POO

I kinda like Jinders theme

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MAHAL
A
H
A
RATINGS UP
A
J
A

Randy grand dad is going to dive from the sky

>>2706769
Yes! When she's so stupid in how she thinks that she would give herself WORSE booking if she had the choice!

Bitch needs to put a sock in it.

>Orton can't get much over doing a pro-USA gimmick in Georgia
jesus fuck

MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN

>Those little claps
kek

STOP CLAPPING YOURE NOT EVEN AMERICAN

>>2706767
This is the dance if my people.

>>2706784
Black people hate America

>>2706787
Based Yes Men

Were the Singh brothers intentionally doing synchronized clapping?

Clap clap clap clap clap

>>2706777
His father's gimmick was a cowboy hat and a arm cast. Literally nothing

>>2706784
It's over for him. He probably won't ever win another title again

Please Clap

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>>2706778

>>2706784
>I like my country, but then again he is kind of stale in the main event
*polite applause*

>>2706791
J&J Security > Singh Bros

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where is Harper?

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A ver donde estan mis /maharaja/ hermanos?

>>2706791
Bollywood Boys versus J&J Security when

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>Dolph AJ main event

i mean i guess!

>little Indians stealing America's clapping gimmick

FUCKIN SPURDO IN THE CROWD

>Based Maharaja not on the show
It's like they want ratings to drop or something

>>2706802
aqui aqui hermano VAMOS EL MAHARAJA

>>2706800
>>2706803
God dammit, now I miss Noble and Mercury again. Where the fuck are those guys?

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>>2706717
Why would I waste time talking to a girl and when I could be a girl instead?

>>2706804
a year ago, Ziggler would have been making out with AJ

>>2706800
They need to do single bodyguards, not pairs.
That's how Diesel got over.

>>2706809
Stuck on RAM I think

>>2706809
They are backstage working with Finlay

>SASHA BANKS WILL NEVER BE THE FIRST "MS. MONEY IN THE *BANK*"

HORSE BTFO

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>>2706800
FACT

>>2706810
god damn it how do you just appear like this

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>>2706806
OH FUG :DDDD

time for AJ to lose clean because hometown is -500 atk and def

>>2706801
I'll tell you where he isn't
>main event
>midcard
>Money in the Bank Ladder Match
>Women's Money in the Bank Ladder Match
>Raw
>Superstars
>NXT
>205 Live
>Total Bellas
>Eric Rowan's vineyard

Actually he might be at that last one.

>>2706810
Holy fucking yum

>Lucha Underground during Smackdown
Crossover when

really hoping dolph wins tonight.

he's my favorite, i don't even care if it's a tainted win or if he cheats. I just to see my fav win

RING
THE
BELL

Sasha "Mushmouth" Banks

Hahahaha Sasha Banks

Sasha Banks is really hanging out with a homeless nigger

>>2706812
That should be either his signature or finisher

>>2706817
Based Noble

The transformation is complete.

Koko B Swan finally got his parrot.

poor sasha

she's better than bayley bayley should be on manlet show

>>2706834

Former homeless nigger

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>horse on 205 Live
It's dead now.

>>2706801
Dark match with 5 others.

I left

is randy orton off my screen again?

The absolute state of Sasha Banks. I always thought Becketty was the Jannetty but it was really Sashetty all along.

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Gimme some good ways to meet women /asp/, I'm tired of being alone

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>>2706841
Foxy needs to send this mare to the glue factory

>>2706810
>tfw no qt trap gf

where can I find one?

>Big E and Dolph together again

>Dolph wishing he was at least half as based now as he was back then

>>2706847
go outside

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>BKOSS and Fatman 1v1 next week

RAM already BTFO

LA CASPA QUE CONTROLA EL SHAMPOO

ALBERTO BTFO

>>2706847
forget em and get cutebois

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#AJALLDAY

I feel like Seth's cash in where he had to run down that huge ramp was more exciting

>>2706846
Hi Becky!

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BIG MATCH AJ
M
A
J

in red

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>>2706860

>>2706847
money and chloroform

BASED REDNECK

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>>2706864
throw em up hootski

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>>2706864

>>2706864
*2sweet

>>2706847
be black.

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>>2706864
THROW EM UP GOOD BROTHERS

Dolph's Cash in >>>>>>>>>>>> Seff's Cash in

manlet main event, wtf why has 205live started early

AJ seems weaker when he's Red AJ
Blue AJ is his true form

Did he just botch his baseball slide?

>>2706849
Holy shit she looks like an alien

>>2706877
Yeah... This is why size queens are fags.

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>tfw I had the opportunity to be at that show but I was a lazy piece of shit and I sold my ticket on eBay because I had just been to WM the night before and it was a 2 hour drive and I was kinda tired and going alone and after seeing how awesome that RAW was I was absolutely furious at myself for weeks and still am to this day whenever it's referenced on TV (often)

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>>2706864

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>>2706864
>>2706869
>>2706871
>>2706874

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I don't know guys, I'm sure this match will be decent, but after watching Baywatch at my local theater for $13 I don't know if anything in this physical world can impress me or change my outlook of life as much as Baywatch did from it's stellar acting to its exquisite story

Not only will watching it will be giving you a great experience, but you will also be supporting The Rock for all he's done for wrestling

>>2706889
get lost pebble

>>2706888
literally who is this

WE SOME SOUTHERN BOYS

>>2706888
Yummy

>>2706889
Go to bed, Dwayne, you're drunk.

>>2706889
Roody poo candy ass

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>>2706889
Nice try, brother.

>>2706889
kys dwayne

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>>2706818
>>2706823
>>2706850

Huh?

>That little kid screaming "LET'S GO AJ" and "AJ STYLES"
Maybe Georgia isn't so bad after all.

What was the point of the made in Georgia end splash?

AJ

>>2706902
Because AJ was in the ring and he was made in Georgia.

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>>2706854
>>2706859
>>2706866
>>2706873
No seriously though guys, what are some legit good ways to meet women? Besides online dating, which sucks ass.

>>2706900
FEED ME YOUR FEET >:)

lil Naitch wasn't having that

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>>2706889

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>taking a backstage tour
>sasha sees you and does this

wat do?

>>2706900
more pls

WHOA ITS NOT A USHIGOROSHI?

>>2706910
Send to glue factory.

>>2706910
put her in the bank statement

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>>2706889

When is the last time AJ did Styles Clash?
Are they protecting the move or what?

>>2706910
Yamcha never jobbed harder than your mom did when she made you.

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>>2706906
>>2706911
What u mean?

>>2706905
use fuck apps, retard.
i've found seven different women with low enough self-esteem to give me pussy on first meeting
i'm also an ugly skinnyfat
get on tinder or bumble, nimrod

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>>2706900

>>2706905
Get abs, dont wear shirts. Be sexually aggressive and rude like a black guy.

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>>2706910

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>>2706905

>>2706919
Fuck off Carter.

I keep thinking AJ is Nakamura because of the red pants

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>>2706905
buy a motorcycle

>>2706919
>Bernie
dropped

>>2706919
bitch i will ruin your ass

AJ COUNTERING THE ZIG ZAG WITH A BACKBREAKER HOLY SHIT

>>2706910
Write her name on my death note for liking shonenshit

good fight so far.

>>2706921
Only women who want their egos stroked are on Tinder. I need me a gf

>>2706931
found the fagg

>>2706932
that was p smooth

>>2706900
post anus

>>2706938
you didn't say that, dummy
you said you wanted a woman

This is a good match hootskis

When was the last time Ziggler won a match with the Zig Zag?

>>2706910
ask her for becky's phone number

>>2706945
Probably when he won the WHC from El Patron

WOW

>losing in your hometown

Based Vince

Aww shit

o

>>2706820
For. Fucks. Sake.

Hometown curse

Wow zig with the clean win

Not bad

This is not happening

Can Vince die already ?

>>2706919
The worst thing is the Bernie shit

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Rate this Smackdown

7/10

Would have been 8/10 until the ending.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2706945
It's his signature now, since he is trying to emulate hbk(like the young cucks) his finisher is the superkick

HAHA AJ OBLITERATED

2 sweet bois in tears

AJ is done for. He'll be jobbing on 205 Live next.

>>2706955
>Using the ropes
>Clean

>>2706910
cry

Based retarded Shawn Michaels winning cleanly

FUCK YOUR HOMETOWN

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>>2706959
8 tummies out of a possible 10

>they make faces lose in their hometown for heat
>the crowd has literally died
somebody save this company

AJ is over af.. he's gonna win the MiTB

What happened to farmers strength? I can't take this lads

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1 hour piss break till Talkin Smack starts

>you hate me cause i talk different
how many times is poppa poo gonna say this?

Keeping that superkick finisher protected

>>2706972
He was wearing red, he's stronger in his blue form.. like goku

>>2706976
205 live gamethread

>>2706965
There's nothing against the rules about pulling your opponent's leg off the top rope, and that's all Dolph did

Not his fault AJ landed on his balls

>>2706910
say/do some cringeworthy shit like the anons above

>>2706959
4/10

Still better than RAW

Who's on Talking Smack?

>>2706997
a bunch of shitty women

>>2706997
All the women

>>2707001
>>2707003
Good to know, won't have to waste time on it.

>>2707006
Don't write it off yet, you never know. One time Nattie almost broke Nikki in half on the Talking Smack Table

>people who have never wrestled a ladder match having their first on PPV

this should end well

>>2706959
Post 8 more birbs

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>>2707018
No this is all you're getting.

>>2706645

Probably helps, if you don't almost kill the head of the women's division like three times in a matter of 2 minutes during a match.

>>2706703
I would say some memeXT schmuck but he's actually pretty good

>>2707025
>Finny vs Brock.webm

>>2707014
>james ellesworth has more ladder matches than any female

these cunts are going to get seriously injured

>>2707496
I seriously hope so, theres too many of them and they all fucking suck.

>>2707496
I dunno. I'm expecting it'll be like the women's HiaC match in that it'll be in-name-only and mostly pretty tame and safe.