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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt twice
>Buried Punk twice
>Refused to put Shane over at WM32
>Was a major cunt backstage to all the WCW wrestlers in the early 2000's
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>His undisputed reign in 2002 tanked the ratings
>Rarely put anyone over, got his clean win back most of the time anyway
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
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>>2705686
>le forced memes
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>>2705691
hi mark
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>most over wrestler in the company at age 52
>biggest pop of 2017 at age 52 (despite no surprise return)
>match of the year 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014 at age 44, 45, 46, 47, and 48 respectively
>most shocking Wrestlemania moment of all time (WM30)
>greatest finisher of all time
>most graceful bigman of all time
>greatest in-ring psychologist of all time
>most respected wrestler of all time
>one of the best looks and character in pro wrestling history (and anyone in the business will tell you Taker is the only one who could have pulled it off anywhere near that well)
>greatest career of all time
>put tons of guys over
>known for taking new/young guys under his wing and giving them tips and advice (respectfully)
>most loyal wrestler of all time
>cares about the business more than anyone else in wrestling history
>greatest entrance of all time
>still committed to the concept of kayfabe
>doesn't go around bitching in shoot interviews
>most over gimmick of all time
>greatest WM gimmick/accolade of all time (the streak)
Does OP want to sleep with his sister?
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>>2705686
>Refused to put Shane over at WM32
this is bad why?
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>>2705772
I did not hit her
Oh hi mark lol
Tommy wausiu as the umdertaker in a new biopic when
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I was never a fan, but the numbers don't lie...
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>>2705686
Undertaker is so cringe-worthy.
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>>2706608
>cringe-worthy
just say cringey faggot. you sound like a dweeb
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>>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
what
source?
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>>2705849
>>most over wrestler in the company at age 52
Thinking being over with the last 10 percent of wrestling fans still left watching this crap is a good thing.
Of course he's over with them. If they knew what a good wrestler was they wouldn't accept cringey crap like Undertaker and his gong distraction nonsense from the 90s. He's just a big a joke now, as he ever was.
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He sucked as a wrestler his entire career but you bet your ass he put his ass in 8th gear and put on some matches way above his ability level near the end of his career.
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His son is a fatty that plays video games all day. He is an utter failure. Carder feels nothing but disappointment in him
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Based Taker.
Seriously i hate the "Taker was bad xDDD" meme
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>Buried Punk twice
that makes up for it all
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>>2705686
why is no in full gear in a cavs game?
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He was never the guy that made the money. He was the guy that worked with the guy that made the money. He was HHH before HHH was.
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>>2707189
He saw LeBron wear an Undertaker shirt and got all worked up and excited he had a fan but it turns out, LeBron was just being ironic because no one actually likes the Undertaker.
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Undercarder BTFO
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>>2705686
Don't forget
>married Michelle McCool
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>>2705686
he will soon die doesn't it?
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>>2705686
>there are people who think Lebron was in the wrong here
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>>2707179
>hate
WORKED
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>>2707789
yeah, marks.
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