Pool Party!

>>2703129
STUPID STUPID STUPID

>correct link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUsE1xXDFBY/

>Orton, possessing flawless looks and being famous could have any woman on earth
>Marries a single mom

Those voices didn't counsel him too well.

Don't you talk to me or my wife's sons ever again

>>2703136
isn't she latina? I think her being Latina who are known to be innate sluts compensates the my wife's sons

>ywn RKO your wifes son

>>2703136
Maybe he knows something we don't. He's probably fucked all the bimbos he ever wanted to.

>part of Evolution
>only produced girls

really made me think

>>2703144
all of evolution except Naitch has a daughter

>>2703140
Don't dive on me or my wife's son ever again.

>>2703129
>mocks Jinder with clean water

>>2703144
Ric produced 2 failures as sons and 1 mediocre daughter
Trips all daughters
Snek 1 daughter with autism and his wife's sons
Batista only daughters

:thinking:

>>2703154
Roids are bad for your balls

>>2703129
his wife is fucking ugly

>orton fingering her pusy while the kids are near
BASED

>>2703162
Post a picture of your wife

>Batista only has daughters
>Randy has 2 daughters and his wife's sons
>Cena will never reproduce
>Brock is the only one of le OVW 4 that actually produced a son, having 3 sons.
>More biological sons than all of Evolution combined

>>2703162
faggot

>>2703166
im a girl and i don't have a wife idiot i don't like girls

>>2703168
Miz needs to pump a baby in Maryse asap or this company is dead

>>2703162
You always have something nasty to say about other women, lets see what the hell you look like.

I am slightly intoxicated, but I'm giving serious advice here. I was a loser for the last 5 years of my life when it comes to the lady department (only had sex with one girl in those five years, currently 26) I have started acting like a professional wrestler recently and fucked 4 girls in the last 3 months. Its ridiculous. I was currently going for Scott Hall/Kevin Nash hybrid. I will take any questions if you're interested. btw this is for the loser folks like I was. If youre fucking people on the reg carry on.

>>2703190
Cringe

>>2703190
I fucked last night

>>2703190
Getting laid isn't hard. Getting laid by a hot chick is

>>2703190
Where do you meet them?

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>don't try this at home
>RKOs his son

>>2703190
I've been a loser my entire life
>no friends/gfs from elementary school to college
You wish you had it as rough as me

>>2703190
haha like fucking girls every day makes you a good guy lol buy a brain fucking perv piece of garbage

>>2703183
because they are all hos whores are a cancer to the planet and should all die

>>2703199
Bowling league 1, bar trivia the other, the other two were girls I had a thing for but started being a dick (wrestler) towards.

>>2703211
I was almost there. I had a gf in high school but failed on it.

>>2703198
All 4 were attractive in my book

>>2703221
all the whores are a cancer and should die painfully and the pervs too

>>2703224
I thought you were a girl?

>>2703211
keep like you are being a good guy the pervs and sluts are going to hell

>>2703190
Sounds like you got a clue and had sex. Nashposting IRL works 100% of the time, every time.

>>2703227
yes i am i just hate sluts and pervs that don't have any morals, self respect, values, dignity,etc.

>>2703221
Post a pic of what you think is a 7 in your mind

>>2703234
Dude. Either post a time stamp or fuck off. You're on this site more than anyone. Nut up or shut up.

>>2703237
you fuck off piece of garbage i wouldnever post pics here im a decent pure girl not a two cent ho just getover it already

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>>2703235
I don't use the 1-10. I use a 1-3
1 no
2 depends
3 yes

Pic related is the lowest 3

>>2703242
You fucked uggos then

>>2703242
ugly as hell and a whore too she should die

>>2703243
W/e I still fucked and enjoyed it,

>>2703246
you pervs fuck everything that moves haha like you even care

Fine. No help. Keep pretending you're a girl yelissa. Take what I said and get one of Nash's rules. Time for sleep. Work in the morning.

>>2703251
lol im a decent pure girl that will never ever fuck strangers we have to be dating for months or years or be married for that to happen

>>2703255
and that's why I have a crush on you <3

He spends more time with her kids than he does with his oldest daughter

>>2703129
>his wife's children

the absolute SHITTY of randy

>>2703151

underrated post

>>2703255
>>2703241
>He doesn't know about the Inverse Law of Women on the Internet

The more you claim you're a female on the internet, the less people will believe you.

I can guarantee there are a few girls who post here on /asp/, but none are ever going to out themselves because they aren't retards.

I bet based MAHARAJA is able to produce a son unlike Randy.

The boys are as smug as their foster father.

Heel Orton Family stable in 2030 when?

>>2703303
Tits or gtfo

>>2703310
it would be a miracle as many roids as that guy is on

>>2703129
Wife's sons

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Smug looking cunt

>>2703136
Most single women only give a fuck about their self. With kids, they usually learn to give a fuck about others and become more caring. That, and just because a woman has no kids doesn't mean she hasn't fucked countless other men.

>>2703153
Underrated kek

>>2703163
>fingering her pusy
It must be summer

>>2703303
There aren't even men who post here. It's just one guy talking to himself

>>2703190
this
having irl gimmicks works every time

>>2703129
can you still be a 3rd (4th? I forget) generation superstar if you aren't really the seed of the last one?

>>2703136
And thus ends the Orton line of wrestlers with its third generation who chose not to pass on his genes.

>>2703675
Orton has a daughter.

>>2703190
You power bomb vanilla midgets?

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>>2703392
it runs in the family m8

>>2703162
Holy shit you are that bitch that posts on Wrestlinginc arent you?

Go kill yourself pls

Imagine being a literal hajeed and one day your mom comes home and says she's marrying Randy Orton. They probably shit themselves so fast they couldn't even make it to the street.

>>2705715
you do it piece of garbage

>>2703136
Didn't Matt Damon do the same
Beside, Randy don't care. He's too chad to care about someone else's sperm product

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>>2703154

>>2703177
tits n timestamp

>>2703190
>acting like a professional wrestler
What does he mean by this?

When challenged do you strain every muscle in your body and attempt to push your eyes from their sockets while giving your opponent a slow, stumbling rundown of how you're going to rip them apart piece by piece and lick their mother's tiddy? Or do you periodically scream catchphrases and take your shirt off to thunderous applause?

Speaking of which, are you telling me you've taken to dressing in tight leather and cutoff Ts?


>or are you just telling me you started yelling and talking shit in public, which is a proven means of attracting women.

Wow does anyone have a link?

>>2703619
>not knowing who pusyposter is
the state of this board

>>2705746
Underrated

>>2708487
Unnecessary post

divorce rape when?

>>2703666
This is true, most people have this fake personality that they put on before going outside

>>2703136
>my wife's sons

>>2703129
>Look at me, my wife and my wife's sons
Imagine Orton coming home from losing his title to Dark-skin Mahal to his wife's brown sons.

>>2703208
>RKOs his wife's son
ftfy

>>2703691
>women's wrestling

>>2703154
>Batista daughter now does porn

JUST

>>2708796
Really? Whats her name?

>>2703154
we need to make a female evolution in 20 years but since Charlotte will be too old she can be the manager kinda like how Flair mostly took that role

>>2703234
Found the fat chick

Is Yelissa some kind of Melina wannabe?

>>2708861
i weight 92 pounds lol

>Randy "My Wife's Kids" Orton

>>2703129
That is one smug motherfucker second from the right there

I want to do that to his dick!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUVGXHQFvT8/