THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAM

>>2702887
That guy is way too handsome to have ever dated a 3/10 like Bayley

>>2702887
Poor Lexi. A career of a lifetime right down the drain kid.

Who has the bigger Chin Bayley or her father?

>>2702887

WWE creative is the only real heel left.

>>2702892
Chads pump and dump, mate.

>>2702892
Plus how could Tracy possibly think shes out of his league, when he has the hots for Bay Leno?

>>2702902
>bitching about le creative
Smark identified

>>2702887
haha pathetic garbage

I saw that kiss coming from a mile away, Tracy "Heenan" Havalina was a bit overzealous with the hair playing.

and this is the only watchable wrestling programme. what happen lads?

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>>2702972

"Only watchable wrestling program"

Ummm no sweetie try again

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>mfw bayley dates a white boi instead of a chicano

>>2702980
>okada and the literal whos
not enough

>>2702887
Are those two meant to be CM Punk and AJ Lee?

>>2702898
>yfw this triggers lexi's eating disorder and she dies

:'(

>>2703081
>e-cuck pretending cody rhodes isnt his 10th favorite wrestler

>>2702887
I think I may recognize the actress in the middle there. Has she been identified?

>>2702915
>can't make a single negative point about creative without being called a smark

>>2702915
cringe

I didn't watch Raw.

I can already tell this was a terrible segment.

Before I watch it, just tell me....who was more to blame for it being terrible: Bliss, the other actor(s), or whoever scripted the segment?

>>2702892
>guys don't think with their dick
>implying he didn't do it for dat ass

>>2703321
Bliss actually stayed in control of the segment and played past the incessant booing and 'boring' chants. I'd put this more on the writers and the terrible actors who were clearly rattled by the segment getting shit on.

Didn't watch RAW, but I saw everyone shitting on this. Is it Old Day tier cringe?

>>2703329
All the blame should go to Vince for approving this shit, and Mick Foley's son who most likely wrote the segment

Crowd should've chanted "BOOOOORING" instead of "THIS IS BORING"

>>2703099
>midcard jobber on WWE is now part of the elite of Bullet Club.

Didn't TNA make the same mistake with them turning midcard jobber Christian into main event talent Christian Cage?

>>2703331
Wasn't quite that bad but damn it was trying

>>2702887
>it's a blissberg looks strong and punks out the babyface episode
>10 months later
That's even more boring than the actual content of the segment

>>2703331
it was worse IMO because it went on even longer.

>>2703329
>the terrible actors who were clearly rattled by the segment getting shit on.
They actually weren't really getting rattled

>>2703343
Bullet Club is quietly a Jannetty faction now, Cody is just there to lure American WWE fans under the circus tent to see what NJPW has going on.

I imagine that once these fans check things out they'll see Cody is maybe the 20th best guy on the roster. Maybe.

>>2703368
You could see the concern in their faces, and with how quickly they rushed their terrible lines out just to get it over with. especially the 'teacher.'

>>2702980

Sorry I don't watch anime

>>2703343
>midcard jobber on WWE is now part of the elite of Bullet Club
>the elite of Bullet Club
That's just their own personal nonsense, New Japan hasn't put him with any big time opponents yet

Bliss has good mic skills but no personality. Her segments will keep flopping if they don't give her a better defined character.

If I was Bliss I'd be asking for a pay increase for having to conduct this shit. Did the best she could, but fuck me this is Vince McMahon at his absolute worst.

>>2702887
The sad part is that no one is going to be fired for putting this on television

>>2702887
Is that Jay Bauman?

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>Bayley chimps out after being put through fifty Vince-tastic segments too many
>Grabs a sparkly purple sledgehammer
>shitstorm_engage.jpg
>the following week, invades RAM in a tank
>the week after that, shows up with Angle's milk truck
>tfw none of this will ever happen, it's all in my head
JUST hug my shit up

>>2703343
kys, E drone.

>>2703081
This post is so fucking stupid for so many reasons

>>2703375
>instead he's watching WWEDisney

>>2703343
Cody isn't part of The ELITE

I'm glad I quit watching WWMeme, this and Reigns beating Rollins clean sound fucking awful

Bliss is unironically the best heel in the business

>>2702915
Worked

>>2703754

No, that would be the WWE creative team.

>>2703343
Christian in TNA was based as fuck.

Did they ? I mean, Lexi and Big Phil afterwards

>>2703818
Absolutely not. Lexi is pure maiden and her hymen is intact.

>>2702980
who?

>>2703952
Top Kek Lexi is sucking Dicks with her anus on a daily basis

>>2704441

So her hymen can still be intact...

>>2703547
Jesus Christ man. Go outside.

>>2704453
Yes, it's possible

>>2703954
>/wwe/ mark doesn't recognise wrestling

poetic

>>2704454
>I got BTFO
>o-o-outside!

>>2703393
>Bliss has good mic skills
Mark

This segment could've easily been saved in the end, if Bayley ran down to the ring, grabbed the kendo stick and beat out the shit of everyone in the ring incl. her teacher.

>>2704654
>Lovable babyface Bayley stooping that low
The character simply doesn't work in a larger stage than FullSail, let her quietly slip back into the undercard already.

I'm not up on 100% of the memes.

Why does /asp/ call RAW "RAM"?

>>2704731
the W on the logo looks like an upside down M

>>2703339
>Crowd should've chanted "BOOOOORING" instead of "THIS IS BORING"
current state of WWE
wow its really dying isnt it

Haven't been watching for the past month or so I just watched this segment after the buzz around it. Goddamn am I glad I don't waste my time watching this shit anymore. There's not a damn thing redeemable about this segment. It's segments like these that makes me wonder if there's someone in backstage that's really trying to outdo themselves in terms of writing terrible segments (maybe it's the same person who wrote Old Day.) But this has to be a lot worse than Old Day because of how much Bayley got buried.

I can't believe this was the go home to a PPV match.

Alexa should have gone all out and said that bayley fucked her dad

>>2702892
What would you know about dating anyone? You're a manchild who still watches WWE.

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Going to be getting laid on Sunday so won't be watching shitty RAM PPV. The winners in order of appearance:

>Neville
>Dean
>Sasha Banks & Dancing Nigger
>Hardy Boys
>Alexa
>Roman

>>2704464
You just look like a pathetic psychopath, get a grip of your fucking life.