How the hell is Sandman still alive?

>>2693722
How the hell is Mick Foley still alive?

>>2693722
because of jesus

How the fuck is Vince still alive? Fuck, if you're in the wrestling business you should be put to death by age 60.

>>2693738
Mick Foley don't do drugs like Sandman

>>2693722
Saandman is the Lemmy of pro wrestling

Sandman is wrestling by my work next weekend.

Should I go?

I've never seen someone go from fat to skinny as a twig as much as him.

>>2693738
Foley is God.

>>2693738

I have no idea why the fuck anyone okayed putting Foley on live television for the last year.

You could watch the guys brain moving and a snail's pace and see his hands shaking.

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>>2693855
>53 years old
>still wrestling extreme deathmatches matches
I think hell be fine.

Fun fact: His son's first wrestling match was with Kevin James in a Street Fight.

>>2693808
>implying Mick isn't on a steady diet of pain meds 24/7

>>2693908
>thedaymememagicwasreal.png
cringe

>>2693722
he will die the day he stops drinking

>>2694225
Stop posting Lemmy, you're dead.

>>2693858
If you want to watch an old man mark for himself and take ten minutes to reach the ring while he pounds a six pack, sure.

>>2693855
Lemmy is dead tho.

did he have any moves besides smashing a beer can on his head and kendo stick?

what the fuck was his finisher

>>2694521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman_(wrestler)#In_wrestling

Jesus he looks rough. I've always thought the WWE should have some sort of healthcare policy for wrestlers that no longer wrestle for them. It would paint the WWE in a positive light with all this 'wrestlers die really young' shit, and also you know, it's just a decent thing to do for people who busted their asses off for your industry for most of their life.

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>ECW fans chant "you can't wrestle" at Cena
>they then cheer Sandman

>>2694555
Cenetty never did bumps through wire

>>2694593
yeah, he has some self respect

sandman belongs on jackass or some trash like that

>>2693855
He'll be fine.

>>2694593
how is that wrestling and not drunk shenanigans?

>>2694388
>take ten minutes to reach the ring while he pounds a six pack
That's by far the best part, though

Didn't Prichard say that Sandman was the nicest, easiest to work with guy in the locker room? Showed up on time every day, then sat and quietly read the paper until he was needed.

>sandman working the marks for thirty years

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>>2694593
Still pretty hardcore, tho

>>2694735
>sandman reading the business section in the wall street journal before he's prompted to come out and guzzle fourteen beers and hardway himself with the cans

BASED

>>2694741
holy fucking kek, this has to be the shittiest jump of all time

>>2694741
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

>>2694628

Why do I honestly feel like Sandman is gonna be dead by tomorrow because of this thread...

>>2693879
>>>/reddit/

>>2694741

>FIGHT FOREVER

>>2694741
THIS IS WRESTLING *Clap* Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

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>>2694741
>>2694770
>>2694884

>>2693722
Lots of LSD, cigarettes and beer.

>>2693908
Kevin James the actor?

>>2696809
Kevin James the wrestler you dumb fuck. He was on the minor league circuit and was champ of ROH and Pro Wrestling Gorilla before being called up to NXT

>>2696835
2bf. No one knows who the fuck that is even on a wrestling board. Big Dimes Paul Blart is obviously the first guess when the name Kevin James comes up.