Will Dwayne be okay?

>getting worked by obese mexican tumblrinas

jesus rock

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>>2692691
BASED BIG DIMES ROCKY BURYING THE TUMBLR WHALES

>>2692691
>soft as fuck reply
>wouldn't dare to say anything to rock the shekel gravy train of his pedowood paymasters

When were you when Rocky lost his cool?

Jesus, Rock, you already got your money, you don't need to keep shilling the stupid movie.

>>2692691
And people think this little fag could take the scrutiny of running for president
el o fucking el

>>2692691
he'll just star in the whatever movie role they throw at his desk

i don't think he's declined 1 movie to date. anything to keep that career going and it has gone up from doing shit like the tooth fairy

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where were you when Rock was confirmed old as fuck, out of touch and not cool?

>>2692709
He does if he also gets a portion of ticket sales

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> asp white knighting a fat lesbian from LA

>>2692731
During his last WWE run?

>>2692731
i was still in high school when he showed up on hannah montana

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>>2692731
>>2692739
>>2692760
somebody please stop him

>>2692739
>/asp/ is shitting on a pedowood corporate stooge filmsplaining to the plebs

P.s.

Rock is legit gay and has taken legit miles of 4 inch producer pecker up his bumhole.

Imma be honest. I'm probably gonna go see Baywatch with some friends.

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>>2692765
even 15 years later with a limit of 140 characters he's still got the bants

based fucking rock

Rock seems to be FUMING that people don't rate his shitty movie

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holy shit The Rock getting worked into a complete shoot
>pls watch my movie
top tippity kek

Hes actually right, critic sites are cancer, if i would trust shitty sites like rotten tomatoes, i would have missed a lot of good movies, no one cares what a bunch of neckbeards, which analyze movies think.

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>>2692765
Emojis are so fucking gay and they take the legitimacy and intended emotion out of everything said.

>>2692868
True. But Dwayne's movies are all literally shit tier

>>2692691
>getting paid millions to star in shitty blockbuster movies with other A-list celebs.

I think he'll be okay.

>>2692871
THIS!

>>2692877
>getting paid millions to star in shitty blockbuster movies

You know you have a poi-

>other A-list celebs

What buttfuck planet do you live on where Zac Efron and Dadarrio are A-list

>>2692892
Has he ever been in a movie with an A-list celebrity?

>>2692731
Where were you when YOU was confirmed fat as fuck, out of breath 24/7 and not straight?

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>>2692913
>when YOU was

Relax people, hes just preparing himself for the upcoming DC Kino

>>2692930
Is he really going to be Black Adam?

>>2692691
>>2692701
>>2692705
Come on, Rock. Be classy about this. Let the ticket sales speak for themselves.

>>2692944
>Dwayne
>classy

>>2692868
Bullshit. There are a lot of crap movies overrated by the critics but universally panned films are almost never good. The phenomenon is so rare that the few examples are citied for decades.

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>>2692691
I'm wondering why Rock is so butt hurt people don't like his movie especially after he already got their dimes. not everybody likes every movie including raunchy rated r movies. maybe the world has gone soft but as we see in >>2692765 he still has that attitude in him. I'm still hoping and praying he goes one last heel run. against AJ. for the deed to "The House that AJ built"

>ROCK SEETHING

LMAO

Future USA president

>>2692967
Kek. I forgot about that. God bless Dwayne

Damn Rock chill out, stop getting worked by a bunch of Twitter mouthbreathers.

Besides, he's only defending it because it's currently in theaters, once it fades from the limelight he'll bury it just like he did to Doom.

>>2692976
i think he produced this one though

hits closer to home

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>>2692967
Registering to vote as we speak famm

>>2692967
He's taking the Trump approach since he knows it worked out last year

>>2692691
Why does that latino tranny have a blue verified check mark? Seems like twitter hands em out like candy now

>>2693011
you can buy a blue checkmark

Rock is probably seething because Big Movie Dave completely overshadows him in Hollywood.

>>2692705
oh no

>>2692967
Not a chance in hell

>>2693011
Twitter hands out check marks to liberals like candy

>>2692897
Kevin Hart, arguably Vin Diesel used to be and that's about it I think. Maybe Marky Mark and the black guy in Pain & Gain too

>>2692709
He wants the sequels money. Just like how he wants to be the main protagonist of the fast and furious movies even though Vince diesel is still there.

>>2692691
>critics love a movie
>sold as 'critically acclaimed'
>critics hate a movie
>"it's not for you it's for the fans"

It's okay if you made a bad movie. Just own it. Don't be like those DC movie fans, that's just sad.

>>2693094
>vince diesel

Holy fuck Dwyane TOUCHED

>Having to defend your movie by arguing with tumblrinas on twitter

Christ, Rock's going to be headlining against jimmy ocean soon if his career is already this far gone.

If you think this is bad, just wait until the Paige movie is released!

>>2693022

I like Blewtista but I'm gonna need more evidence than GOTchrisprattvehicle before I give him the title of Big (dick) Movie Dave

Has Rocky ever been in a good movie?

>>2693031
They said the same thing about emperor Donny

Is Rock really picking Baywatch to be the hill he dies on?

>>2692871
>>2692891
How's the old folks home?

I'll watch it if Daddario shows tits.

>>2693409
I've got good news, m9.

>>2692765
Austin's gonna get mad if Rock infringes on his gimmick like that.

>>2692702
In the Wrestlemania 28 crowd.

>>2692691
based yolanda working the stone

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> Fans LOVE it

Isn't that by definition? It's always sad to see actor shill their movie to no end instead of keeping silent or honest.

>>2693393
>Bond
>Blade Runner 2049

>>2693403
Trump has a history in politics
Dwayne is just an attention whore

>>2693464

Nigga Bond???

A franchise that sells itself! Nah son.

>>2692868
truth

>>2692871
I cringed, who post this shit on the innerwebs

There was a time personal shit was kept to yourself

>>2692892
>Dadarrio
her tits are a list

He's black. Blacks chimp out.

Rock was probably bored at home and wanted to work some people.

>>2693625
Then he worked himself into a shoot
What a fag

>>2693014
Am I being rused or is that actually true, cause I wouldnt put it past them.

>>2692691
Rock all your movies are shit, this last one is even worth torrenting.

has a wrestler ever starred in a good movie (excluding cameos)?

>>2693927
They Live

Why is he defending this movie so hard? Did he sink his entire career into it or something?

>>2693950
oh yeah I forgot about that. Besides that one anything else?

>>2692691
>"It's for the fans"
>Fans hate it too
>Criticising Critics
>"Y-you people can't handle rated R films"
>"If I see you in person..."
The absolute state of The Stone

member when he wrote his lines on his hand on RAM?

>Why is he defending this movie so hard?
Baywatch is a big time failure and Rock is the lead actor.

Fast Furious 7 did huge numbers last month but it's Vin Diesels franchise (on-screen and behind the scenes).

>>2694036
Nobody watched Baywatch for The Hoff, they watched for Pamela Anderson. and it wasn't a R rated comedy show either.
Rock fucked up by making it about himself and a twink.

>>2694036
Based Vin Diesel laying the smackdown on that prima donna's closeted ass

>>2694051
Are you saying that Dwayne has an out of control ego? I'm shocked

>>2693953
Suburban Commando.

>>2694036
Rocketty is a fucking failure

>>2693927
No Holds Barred

wtf why is he letting himself get worked like this. i thought rock's whole shtick was that he was humble and nice to fans?

something's probably going on in his personal life. must be that lovers' spat with vin diesel

>>2694067
Dwaye's movie career was uneventful for a long time. Scorpion King did good but the follow ups did poorly and ended up as a supporting role actor.

>>2693094
>>2693134

Vinnie Mac + Kevin Nash = Vince Diesel

>simple calculus

>>2692875

He's not wrong. The audience likes them, critics don't.

>Audience buys tickets and pays money.
>Critics get it for free to review

>ROCK DRAWING THE REAL MONEY MAKERS!

>>2693472

>Fast and Furious
>Not a franchise that sells itself
>A Baywatch REMAKE

>>2693393

He was the only good part of the last Bond movie.

Though I might only feel that way because I already felt Batista was cool as shit.

>>2694107
Rock used to do 4D Chess type of politicking backstage. It's why hardly anyone has anything bad to say about him. He'd take the creative guys to lunch or something, and get to personally know them/befriend them.

>>2694127
Did he suck them off too?

>>2693927

Walking Tall, The Rundown, and that one where Rock is a football coach to niglets are all at least decent. Not exactly wonders of cinematic achievement (or acting), but completely solid, watchable movies.

Has anyone that has actually SEEN Baywatch care to comment of if it's any good?

The trailer looked genuinely funny, but more often than not in comedies, the 90 second trailer contains 85% of the funny stuff in the movie, and whatever passes for a plot is so cringey, half assed, and stilted that it actively ruins any joy to be found in the gags.

>>2694132
Was Kevin Nash right about Rock?

>>2692861
this

>>2692691

Wow, the biggest actor in Hollywood at the moment thinks he needs to react to some random tweet about his shitty movie? Why isn't he just counting his money?

>>2692871
Two praying hands. He must really mean it.

Guardians of the gaxy 2 was fucking garbage. Would Batista seethe like the rock?

>>2692967
We seem to love impulsive drama queens who dont have the self control to not expose themselves as total morons on twitter. Im sure this will work out for Dwayne in the end.

>>2694312

Hi Dwayne

>>2694319

Wait...maybe that is already part of his campaign?!

>>2694332
Hi Dave, your movie was a piece of shit

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>>2692987
His five timers club initiation should've been the cold open + the monologue, but instead it was wasted on a lame politics joke. What a let down.

>>2692897
Big Dimes Wahlberg and Kevin Hart

>>2692951
FUCKING SCARFACE.

>>2693037
Please Twitter is secretly a right wing propaganda machine you are just too much of a nunce to realize it.

>>2693409
No clue who that is
Google it plus nude
God damn them titties.
And I don't mean like god literally damn them. If anything god blessed them titties.
Thank you anon.
God damn

>>2692871
>>2693477
>>2694308
you guys are fucking assholes. your going to get whats coming to you

>>2693927
THEY LIVE nigga what are you ten?

>>2695592

Scarface is a shit movie. Laughably bad. Somehow in the early 2000s, niggers on mtv cribs tried to make it this "must have" movie for anyone who was into hip hop. The movie is god awful. Worst soundtrack of all time too.

Did he wanna fuck his sister? What was that all about?

>>2695642
>Worst soundtrack of all time too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npr6pLpWiMI
Now you pissed me off, Dean Fambrose.
maybe the gangster shit isn't your thing but 80s music is fucking based. just works me to death what it eventually ended up being in the 2010s or so (dubstep and every other offshoot)

>>2695642
First off no.
Just because you saw a noticeable boost in popularity in the early to mid 000's doesn't mean it's a bad movie.
It's a great movie.
Is it as good as the people you mentioned say it is no, however it deseres a better rating than it got.
It was reviewed as low or lower than 1 and a half stars that movie is at its least average and above average depending on your tastes
But yea I also got that give about the sister thing. Before she even says it outright at the end.
That's the shittiest part of the movie. When he kills his best friend.
He tried to get your blessing dude.
I'd rather my best friend marry my sister than have to worry about her forever.
Still think some how he would have lived if he didn't kill his best mate.

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>>2695664
Phone auto corrected vibe as give do not understand how or why just got the s8 other than auto correct shit is so cash

>>2694312
GotG2 was GOAT. You must have seen a different movie.

>>2692691
He's answering a tweet that didn't even have him @ed in.

>>2692691
Batista is the better actor

>>2695813
He's an insecure faggot, how is this surprising?

>>2692897
Wahlberg and travolta and that's about it.

>>2694312
I honestly thought it was shit too.

>>2692691
he's the next president

Why is he desperate to put Baywatch over?

Hercules sucked but I didn't see him on Twitter telling fans who criticized it that they're wrong.

>>2698609

Probably has more on the line here, so he is getting butthurt. You have to be on edge to give a shit what some mark on twitter says about your rich ass, especially when they didn't @ you

>>2698609
He is an executive producer

Does anybody else genuinely hate him as a person? One of the most annoying people alive today.

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>>2695795
> implying any super hero movie this year can possibly top Logan

>>2699421
Starting to feel the same

>>2699421
I just hate how people act like he's this perfect guy, when he's done plenty of shitty stuff in wrestling like the rest of the top guys.

>>2699421
He seems like a compete phony. Nothing about him feels genuine.

>>2700624
>Pies Masculinos
for our non spanish speaking /asp/ friends, Pies Masculinos means Masculine Feet.

rock's greatest creation was his public image

>>2700659
And it's all starting to come tumbling down

>>2700624
Footfag homos are the worst kind of footfags

>>2700669
All foot fetish fucks should be gassed

>>2700624
>Argentina
>white

I wasn't paying attention to Baywatch at all, but holy fuck, it is a massive failure isn't it?

>b..but Rock drew more than Austin!

Dwaynefags BTFO

>>2700669
Homo footfags legit make me shudder

t. hetero footfag

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based dwayne btfo'ing the econ marks

>>2692691
I guess your nor sophisticated enough to get the boob and fart jokes in my lifeguard movie. Fuck the rock. His movies aren't bad they're just very average and forgetable

>>2700918
Man the rocks very insecure about his life guard movie.

>>2700918
>>2700914

poor Rocketty

Rock obviously works very hard and deserves all he has.... but man, he's been on such a roll the last few years, it's surprising to see him react so poorly when one thing doesn't go so well.

>The Rock has never failed in his life
>This is his first failure
>He can't deal with it

Man is an egg about to crack

>>2701089
Doom

>>2701089
Hes putting himself out there to take the bullet cause other actors dont have the charisma to take the heat.

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>$23 mil gross
>Pirates: $77 mil

Looks like Rock's new gimmick is a flop.

>mfw people thought Dwayne was a draw

>>2700918
he really thinks this shitty movie is going to be an international hit, huh?

Dwayne needs to get off twitter.

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>The Rock says FUCKING DELET THISSSSSS REEEEEE

Holy shit. I never thought I'd see the day Rocky was worked into an absolute shoot.

>>2698704
ah, that explains it

based rock drumming up easy viral marketing publicity by working marks on twitter

>>2700624
argentina is autistic

>>2699421
He is the embodiment of establishment, corporation shilling. He is become the shill. His veins pump liquified shilling.

>>2700918
Goddamn, he's seethin hard. Reminds me of when he got booed at the Rumble and was literally shook during that post match promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxlS15DmJEM

>>2692731
I'm dying to know what the other side of that sign says.

>>2694319
Good one, I bet you're way smarter than everyone else.

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>>2701592

>the statusetty of Dwaynetty "The Johnsonetty" Cucketty
he'll be putting over vanilla midgets on NXT by 2018

Dwayne is SEETHING hard.

>>2694312
>SEETHING
Guardians 2 was great and a confirmed draw.

He's a /tv/ meme now. Stop posting in this thread, please.

>>2692691
I sure hope not

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The Rock is literally LITERALLY seething.... SEETHING

>>2701089
He's had plenty of flop movies.

>>2700624
Male feet are fucking disgusting. Argentinians reputation is forever tarnished in my eyes.

>>2700624
Cringed and kek'd at the same time

>>2693927
The Chaperone

>>2701592
"Hey Rock, go say some nice stuff about this man with no personality. He can't cut a promo so you have to do it"
"I ain't done that for 15 years"
"You're an actor, ad lib it"
"Epic! Pan cakes! Don't make me slap you!"

>>2703457
>You're an actor

He is?

>people just now realizing that the rock was only successful because he is a minority

Austin was the attitude era GOAT without needing affirmitive action.

>>2703447
Hi paul

>>2703510
don't think anyone but Indians think Rock was more important than Austin for the attiude eras success

Austin was the one who dragged the company away from HBK record lows, Rock became the guy after WWF did all it's peak ratings

>>2703515
Austin is not a stand alone performer, it sounds like you never watched the attitude era as it aired. The Rock was as big a draw as Austin was. The Rock, McMahon and Austin are the key 3 big wrestlers with Mick Foley, Undertaker, Kane and Triple H being the rest of the top tier wrestlers who slotted in for rivalries.

If Austin didn't have such a strong set of rivals then he wouldn't work. Rocks arrogance VS Stone Cold's attitude was a big part of the attitude era. You had a guy who thought he was a million bucks and a guy who didn't give a shit and wanted to slap the smirk off of his face. Replace Rock with someone like Roman and Austin doesn't work because Roman's response to getting his ass kicked would be to show no emotion at all and slowly walk out the ring.

>>2703525
18+

the only reason to watch Raw in 1998 was for Austin and Vince, rest of the show was garbage

and 1998 was the year they started beating Nitro every week

>>2703529
>Have to claim someone is underage because you can't argue their point

It's almost as if you don't remember the Kane/Undertaker rivalry, DX or The mankind bullshit. I guess you're watching on the network

>>2693927
Batista

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

>>2703550
>ane/Undertaker rivalry, DX or The mankind

getting worked by WWE network propaganda

DX were a over midcard act, nothing more

>>2703604
It was going up against 2 of the biggest franchises around at the moment and it looks like they took the name and made an ironic comedy, hardly a shock.

>>2703605
I'm in my 30s, I lived it.

>>2693927
The Marine

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>>2703604
JUST

Seriously, out of all the things for Dwayne to get angry and defensive about, it's this movie?

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>>2703604
The audience score isn't bad. It's no surprise that critics don't like a raunchy comedy that is likely filled with boob jokes

>>2704085
That's literally just Dwayne constantly making new accounts and rating it up

>>2704085
This movie literally shows more cock than it does tits

>>2704089
Wat.

>>2704092
Yes, no one shows their tits in it, but there is apparently a scene that shows full frontal male nudity

>>2704094
That's kind of a bummer. I'm gonna look for a download and watch it... just in case.

Why do they always make my old television shows into comedies? Next they will make X-files movie staring Seth Rogan and Amy Schumer

>>2704097
No tits my man, but you get to see Zac Efron fondle some dead dude's junk and another joke about someone getting his dick stuck in a folding chair
>>2704100
They already have two X-Files movies dummy

>>2704085
This is true its a flick for the fans and not the critics. I passed on RAW and saw baewatch anf it was super FUN and hilarious so funny I pissed myself lol

>>2704100
Baywatch wasn't exactly serious business.

-t. somebody who actually watched it during its run

>>2704106
sup dwayne

>>2704116

Ever since playboy got killed by that serb Dwayne has been stuck with a hole in his life.

>>2693927
Fast and the Furious franchise
Rundown
Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2
Expendables 1
Gameplan
Faster
San Andreas
SPECTRE

>>2693927
Andre in The Princess Bride?

>>2700639
Jealousy.

>>2693111

Rock hasn't made a good movie since the Run Down. Dunno why Baywatch is the hill he dies on.

>>2693927
Southland Tales, Magic Mike

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>yfw Dwayne is the next villain in Pirates

>>2693927
10 replies and not a single mention of Warrior.
Disgusting

After all these years we still can't smell what the Rock is cooking. #JabroniEra

>>2703457
So he delivered a typical rock promo?

>>2704697
Sure we can, it's bullshit and it always has been

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>>2692691
No, he won't

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>>2692705
The state of Dwayne

>>2693927
Big Show as Captain Insano (cameo but fuck it).
Roddy Piper in They Live.
Austin was in The Contender with Vinny Jones.
John Cena in Sisters.
Edge in Interrogation.
Chyna and X Pac...

>>2695642
>mad white boii detected

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>>2701592

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>>2694312

>>2693470
>Trump has a history in politics
kek

>Dwayne is just an attention whore
Implying Trump isn't. Its not a bad thing if it works

>>2706135
He does retard. He even ran for president in 2000

>>2692691
>>2692701
>>2692705
>>2692765
>>2692871
>>2693757
>>2700624
>>2700918
>>2704061
>>2705751
Why won't he stop?

>>2706214
He's an insecure homo and he's in too deep now

>>2692765
Based Rocky putting this jabroni in their place.

>>2703510
You're a legit idiot

>>2706190
For a shitty 3rd party that's even less known than Libertarian and Green.

>>2706477
Your point being?
He's been invested in politics for quite some time and was even thinking of running in 2012. That's more than anyone can say about Dwayne.

>Dwayne having a public meltdown over his shitty movie

And this guy wants to run for president kek

>>2695642
You know. I didn't get the scar face hype either to be honest. It was always just okay. It's not a bad movie.

>>2704157

F&TF has been shit after the second one (which was only decent itself).
San Andreas was fucking awful.
Batista did not "star" in SPECTRE, he was just in it. Batista arguably didn't star in GotG, where the leading man was obviously Thor's brother.

I didn't see Expendables, Gameplan, or Faster, and Rundown was all right.

>>2707426
Shit opinions: the post