G.O.A.T

best worker in wwe?

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>>2690420
How can western female """"wrestlers"""" compare?

>>2690420
Is a pretty good streak, way better than Memeberg's streak that always jumped up like 8 places a week. Also fuck off to the "I don't need my daddy" dyke.

doesn't count

So... when is Nash going to rag her? Or will the winner of the Mae Young Classic be the first to beat her.

How many days has she held it? I want her to beat Punk's streak too... and New Day if that's longer.

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>>2690420
WWE is dead to me

>>2690420
>ignoring her 3(three) defeats
The state of WWE

>>2690483
She'll surpass both by the time she loses in Brooklyn and be at 500+ days

>>2690451
Basedberg actually beat legitimate stars and not a bunch of nobodies on a developmental show. His streak will always be the GOAT.

>>2690426
Not even the best in the NXT women's division

god, she'll latch onto anything won't she?

>>2690516
>beat legitimate stars
> Hugh G. Mongus

>>2690516
Not to mention he was on the two biggest wrestling promotions in the world, NXT isn't even on TV and is solely watched by dorito encrusted neckbeards with nothing better to do.

>>2690512
Based.

>>2690516
Yah and he had like 5 minute matches where as Asuka has had real ones up to 15 minutes.

>>2690420
Deserved.

Until Io pops up, Kana is the single best female worker on the entire roster by a margin the size of the observable universe

>>2690530
>autismo cherry picking

>>2690420
Either they photoshopped 15 pounds off her or she's sucking in hard. Kek. The state of this ''champion''

>>2690535
Who the fuck is Kana?

>>2690530
>Hulk Hogan

>>2690537
Suck in and the belt strap is hiding the beer belly, seeing how her body is angled slightly to the right of the picture.

>>2690535
Who is Ember Moon

>>2690535
>there are ''people'' that actually believe this
this why everybody hates asukafags

>>2690535
I hope you're only talking about the NXT roster. Even then you'd be wrong though.

>>2690556
The moron werewolf grill who injured herself? Not even close to Aska's level

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>>2690558
Wrestling nerds think their favorite is unquestionably the best wrestler to ever enter the ring.

Worse than soccer fans.

>>2690561
Kana and Ember are magnitudes better wrestlers than any diva on the main roster. Charlotte comes close but even she is a both machine. Don't even mention Alexa, her offense is as unbelievable as Paiges was.

>>2690567
She did the majority of the work in their match and carried the fuck out of it

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goat

>>2690569
>alexa's offence is unbelievable but asuka's which consists of hip attacks and weak kicks is good

>>2690575
Yeah the Shirai sisters are pretty great. What's with the other shitter in the front though?

>>2690575
Holy shit

Gonna cum

>>2690569
Reminder that Alexa/Bayley was better than Asuka's botchfest in Chicago

>>2690536
Hi kettle, you's a nigger.

>>2690543
Thank you for proving my point.

>>2690587
Shame you can't cherry pick a single worthwhile name out of Asgooka's streak. WOAT.

>>2690575
wew they look like the sexiest tech support team on earth

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What did Scott "Bingo" Hall mean by this?

>>2690525
KYS

>>2690601
Neckbeards flipping out when confronted with the truth

>>2690597
Worthless junkie continuing to be worthless, shock

>>2690569
Why do you faggots call wrestlers by their old name?
She's been Asuka for over a year and a half, accept it.

Worse than Kevin "Steen" fans

>>2690597
Goldberg never liked Hall and Nash. They didn't like him too.

>>2690594
And I'm still waiting for you to pick one worthwhile name from Memeberg's streak that didn't jump up his number 7 places.

Solid matches with Bayley, Ember Moon, Mickie James. The last TakeOver match was good

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>>2690597
80 beers a day left him with 2 brain cells
That or he's butthurt that Goldberg was bigger than the NWO at one point.

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>>2690629

>>2690629
Cringe

>>2690639
lel, based empress

>>2690535
>Lo
>can't elbow

>>2690639
Based Asuka making glory hog H stand in the background in her picture.

>>2690629
Why does Haitch always take these photos? You'd think Vince or Steph would be the ones.

>>2690597
>broadcasting his alcoholism on Twitter

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>>2690629
Haven't you heard?
WWE has been on the milestone wagon in recent years, we suffered New Day as champs after they became dogshit and witnessed the worst HIATC main event in history which included divas.

>>2690420
WE WUZ KINGS

>>2690661
Based Vince doesn't care about divashit or indie manlets

>>2690597
Am I supposed to pretend that Hall is wrong?
Be cause he is literally not.

Goldberg is absolute ass in ring and his best matches feature him getting carried to fuck and back or immensely short spectacles.

fucking Steph is behind this isn't she? she and hunter paving the way for their daughters?

>>2690507
I suppose you consider the battle royal a defeat? And if you are, your a fucking joke.
They've said 'she' never has been pinned or submitted so in that regard her streak in singles is intact.

Keep getting worked. Her reign isnt ending soon and she's already guaranteed many title runs when it does..

>>2691337
Basedberg had explosive power and speed. Gooka doesn't have anything impressive

>>2690420
You go girl! Anything a man can do a woman can do(even better)!

>>2690516
Half his undefeated streak is Jerry Lyn

Why are they pushing this like it matters? With the help of his fake streak, Goldberg put crowds of over 30,000 for weekly WCW Nitro's, sold out house shows multiple nights in a row, and moved crazy ratings. Asuka is just there in NXT.

Also WCW history being part of WWE will forever be depressing.

>>2690420
She hasn't even performed in WWE, yet.

>>2691541
......
This level of denial is hilarious.

>>2691538
Holy Shit. Calm down there sparky. Goldturd was a side show act that worked 3 minutes of the midcard, and half the crowd booed him once he got punked by Jericho and ducked him.

>>2691708
Fuck off Asuka

>>2691541
She worked the MSG show last year

>>2690420
Goldberg wasn't champion for half his run.

Whoever writes Stefs Twitter needs to fuck off.

>>2690451
Actually when you add up house show and tour appearances, the Goldberg streak is closer to the meme number than you think. Someone on YouTube calculated it as around 130

>>2690507
>jobbed to Chad Fortune on a house show
>a bunch of no-contests against JttSes

And the streak is over
She draw a match on the last NXT tappings

>>2691920
Draws aren't losses

>>2691920
>She draw a match
>tappings

breh

>>2690573
I like Ember Moon but she didn't carry shit. Since she got to WWE she looks like she wrestles in slow motion. Asuka is gonna get the call up any minute while Ember still needs at least a year of developmental.

>>2692107
If Ember wrestles in slow motion then Asuka is a PowerPoint presentation

>>2692120
the fuck are you talking about, Asuka transitions faster than any of the women in NXT and that's as a fucking heel. sad state of affairs for this "division"

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>>2690420
>>2690451

Goldberg's streak was bullshit anyhow

It was not till Bobby Hennan talked about it on a podcast how on a Nitro he would be 58-0 and then that Thunder he would be 68-0. He didn't wrestle 10 matches in between. Even Cagematch.net and WrestlingRankings can't figure out where these "phantom matches" took place that made the record he was famous for

Asuka legit got all her wins over a span of almost 2 years. Goldberg somehow got to his streak number in only 1 year.

>>2690629
Triple H is like a vain girl who shows off something she bought by being IN the photo with it.

Get out of there HHH, this ain't your moment!

>>2690618
At least Steen is Kevin's real name.

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>>2690597
>all these butthurt replies to Hall's based and correct tweet

Goldberg was always shit in the ring, you marks.

>>2692201
and Kana is Asuka's real name. Oh shit I've been worked.

>>2690420
like I said before a fat, old autistic woman """wrestler""" in the developmental division can't compare. you know in the back of your mind it's true

>>2692161 We talked about that when we were kids too, we were so happy when The Outsiders finally got him. Goldberg fans were always try-hard jackasses or little kids, which is fine, but when you watch a ton of matches and a guy comes in and magically wins every match with 2 moves, it's insulting.

>>2692316
AAH EWWWW

>>2692316
I just want to stroke and kiss that lovely soft belly.

>>2692708
I just wanna hold her down and blow a big raspberry on her tummy.
Then feed her chocolate cake.

>>2692727
I want to stay at her hotel room doing all her chores whilst she's working the show, with a break allowed to watch her match, and present her with a beautiful banquet and a soothing massage when she gets home. If I do a good job, I get to do a good job with my head resting on her belly or chest.

>>2692741
(i mean "if i do a good job, I get to go to sleep with my head" etc... I guess Asuka makes me all giddy and liable to make goofs like that)

had no idea this was even happening, didn't start watching NXT until recently honestly

shes good but shes stiff as fuck in the ring

>>2692746
>shes good but shes stiff as fuck in the ring
Getting worked by stronk style.

>>2690597
Fuckin love Scott Hall dude is so based and he is right Zoidburg was ass in the ring.

>>2692316
You really must love that belly you have only posted it in EVERY FUCKIN THREAD with Asuka in it fuck you are one super worked smark.

>>2692746
T. Japan

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>Golberg's streak was earned in WWE

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>>2690516

>Jerry Flynn
>Al Greene
>Glacier
>The Gambler
>Hardwork Bobby Walker
>Manny Fernandez
>Roadblock
>Mark Starr
>Jim Powers
>Sick Boy
>Wayne Bloom
>Mike Enos

Literally a who's who of wrestling.

>>2692316
I hope Vince makes her wear a shirt

>>2692746
She hasn't been stiff since 2015. Her strikes are pretty pathetic now.

Nobody gives a shit about "women's wrestling" ffs
WWE is getting worse with each week passing

>>2693640
>SEETHING

>>2691541
Vince is running NXT

>>2690597

Based Hall working the smarks. Goldberg exposed what a butthurt pussy he is when he cried about the fans booing him. Guys like Austin and Cena never once complained but he sat fit to cry in front of everyone.

>>2690426
I hope you died in your sleep the night after writing this moronic post.

Boy, I can hardly wait until this ugly af Gook is on the main roster.

And yes, that was sarcasm, you retarded Weaboos.

>>2693903
this loser isn't going to sniff the big leagues

Undefeated streaks don't count in fucking developmental. She has the longest streak in NXT history, not WWE history. Or else any wrestler could decide to go down to NXT, face a bunch of jobbers every week, and claim he has the longest undefeated streak.

There's a reason home runs don't count in the minor leagues and Mike Hessman won't be a MLB Hall of famer

>>2690420

The absolute STATE of /asp/

>>2694298
Its the third brand m8, it's not OVW.

It counts, Kana's streak is a network draw.

>>2691337
>muh ringwork!

Smark detected

>>2694298
>This mark working himself into a shoot

>>2694502
>Asgooka
>draw
You can't possibly pick more than one

>>2690567
imagine being this much of a brain dead retard.

like, how does this glue eater manage to type words?

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>>2694298
>BME !wp8LJJh.fs

didn't read lol. have your parents kill themselves over what a fat retard you are yet?

>>2690420
comparing Asgooka to Goldberg lol

>>2690420
this is such an amazing picture, I just want to lick her clavicle