are you ready for MIKE LIENT Asuka ?

>>2689582
But I like her trying to speak English, it's cute!

>>2689582
>MIKE LIENT
>Asukafag

Go away leddit, pls

Yeah having a manager who is 6 inches taller than their wrestler will certainly help them get over

>Better booking idea
>put Asuka on SD
>she rapes everyone from Tamika to Charlotte
>wins the title immediately, never gets a serious challenge
>announces that SD is the B Show and she's taking the title to Raw to combine it into one women's title
>jumps to Raw
>kills Sasha, Bayley, Nia, Emma
>WM
>Asuka vs. Alexa Bliss in a unification match
>everyone expects a televised rape
>bell rings
>Asuka marches up to Bliss
>lies down
>Alexa pins her
>Asuka immediately takes off Alexa's boots and licks her bare feet while Alexa celebrates with both title belts
>going forward Asuka is Alexa's bodyguard and foot slave

How many dimes?

>>2689592

The current champ prints '5 feet of fury' on t shirts you retard, everyone knows women are shorter than men

>>2689582
>Heyman screams about Brock conquering etc etc while Asuka smiles in the corner
'no'. That guy was cancer to everyone that wasn't Brock or Punk. She doesn't need him

>>2689606
The current champ isn't be booked on an undefeated monster streak like Asuka, are you intentionally being dense or are you just genuinely this stupid?

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>>2689604
Millions of dimes and exploding dicks
Also
>Tamika

I think a lot of people have considered that the most obvious direction to go in for a while now.

Problem is, I think Heyman has a real bad record with everybody who isn't Lesnar or Punk.

>>2689611
For one thing, you can use posture and camera positioning and stuff like that to mask differences in height.

And anyway, who gives a shit how tall she is relative to her manager when we know she could kick his head off in a second if she wanted to.

>>2689604
Footfags are cancer

>>2689604
>Asuka
>dimes
You simply can't have both

>>2689624
If you wouldn't let alexa bliss fuck your mouth with her pretty little foot then you don't know SHIT about alternative sports and wrestling

>>2689611
>Asuka will be diminished by being shorter than her obese, horribly out of shape manager
No, the only stupid one here is (You)

>>2689582
>le just throw heyman at every bad talker meme
Hate this one

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>>2689582
>only flaw
>forgetting about her morbid obestiy

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I don't know if Heyman wants to come back full time but he should manage a stable.
Brock
Samoa Joe
Asuka
Heavy Machinery

>>2689604
Lose your virginity

>>2689633
It makes sense for this though.
>Asuka = Can't talk
>Heyman = Can talk
Also he only represents bad asses, and Asuka has just beaten Goldbergs underfeated reign.

>>2689582
Nah.

She needs to switch turns with Nia as Alexa's muscle.

>>2690277
Asuka won't be a badass on RAM

Hopefully it leads to Brock vs Asuka where Brock stiffs the fuck out of her and puts her out of her misery.

>>2690319
Can Brock even get her off the ground?