Smack 2

What the fuck was that?

JUST

WAT

Well that was quick.

Baron buried

LMAO
BURIED CORBIN

Oh gosh..

BORIN CORBIN BURIED

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOII LONE WOLF ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL WINNER

>>2683779
>Sami gets injured
>need to find a 6th
>Rusev gets it
>Sami still underdog

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Who /sissy/ here?

RIP LONELY DOG

Someone pls get the exact time that "match" took

I reallt hate how Sami Zayn is the underdog you just know he's gonna get a run as champ eventually

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>>2683814

Crsuader gimmick for Baron when?

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>That concerned woman

>those elbows

>>2683825

That's a good joke.

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>>2683814
>tfw no qt trap gf

Rip Po Po

BASED GAY COPS

>>2683836
See Rey Mysterio, and Daniel Bryan. WWE loves to recycle the underdog shit once in a blue moon only for the underdog champ to get BTFO so it might be worth it

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

just tuned in, what happened to zane?

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BROSKI GOT A CHANCE

>>2683861

Revenge for Manchester

Ok I'm not joking or just trying to be a dick, is /asp/ a big haven for gays or something?

You guys talk about traps and loving fit men a lot.

>>2683814
gonna jerk off to traps after smack lads

If digits RuRu will replace Zayn

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Rusev when?

>>2683859
You have to go back

I would unironically prefer Sami to still be in because he's more fun in ladder matches

Not even a full hr in and 2 game threads

Already beating RAM

>>2683859
No beanerao taco talk amigo.

>>2683871
Traps is a sitewide thing. Roid monkeys are /asp/.

>>2683869
ayyy lmao

We're called "The Gay Community".

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>>2683779

Thank you the autistic OP for not posting a link in the old thread.

>>2683874
F U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

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>>2683877

>>2683877
PUTA!

>>2683825
hopefully soon too

>>2683876
what the FUCK

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>>2683888

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crowd is dead i'm a smacklad but i think ram wins this week

>>2683876
J U S T
U
S
T

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>>2683897
>3

Ru ru going to replace Zayn

>>2683897
Rams ratings were the lowest in decades

Nobody wins

BASED GAY COPS DING-DONG DIDDLY SAVE THIS SHOW

anybody wanna see my ass?

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>>2683814
WTF why does smack thread have cute bois?

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>mfw HARPGOAT gets Sami's spot in MITB

>that smug neckbeard next to the shocked woman

>>2683859
Acá beibi como siempre

>>2683882
>>2683877
Uy guacala el gringANO

>>2683876
>Lana and Renee get married and their looks go to hell

lads what's gonna happen when Lexi ties the knot

why does nakamura have a piece of a garbage bag around his arm?

Why does Wokstar always have his mouthpiece in?

>>2683892
really cool webm

prayground?

>PRAYGROUND

>prayground
kek

PRAYGROUND

>>2683919
Thanks.

GAY COPS ARE ON

>traps
>handsome RuRu
>gay cops

Seriously guys what the fuck

Why does he always squint and look like he's in pain when he talks

did they cut the segment?

autism gimmick confirmed

>My prayground

>>2683871
traps are loved by multiple boards, /asp/ is more about bears like Brawn Stronkman.

Man who would have ever imagined Nakamura and AJ in the WWE back in 2010

The Feud Continues!

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Gayground?

>>2683910
Don't toy with my emotions like this

They need to keep doing AJ Nakameme segments that shit had me marking

BASED GAY COPS!!!!!!

>>2683921
prayglound thlead...

Leg goddess Cathy Kelly blessing this thread

S M A C K F A G S N O W
M
A
C
K

F
A
G
S

N
O
W

>and your other gun

LMAOOOOO FUCKING GUN JOKE

Did he say uggos?

>You have guns?

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>wanted for gang activity

>>2683876
Lana in a hockey jersey is pretty hot.

Did i really just see a picture of the Mean Streets Posse in that last scene?

FUCKING BASED GAY COPS

IT'S TIME BOIS

He's seriously the 50th WWE champion?
damn I'm surprised it took this long

>>2683956
>Wanted for Gang Activity

Fucking kek

>>2683934

I'm used to seeing it on /b/ but it's just kinda weird here.

Yes I am new to this board

>>2683814
kys

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>Water guns
>Careful, they're loaded

mfw he actually charms a snek in the ring next

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>>2683779
saw this dude last week for the first time, i dig it.
.
PUNJABI PARTY SOON, LADS

Fuck it's gonna be so hype when they win the tag titles

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>Post yfw Randal interrups

BASED MAHARAJA

also that punjabi music was slappin jinders theme a banger too

>>2683871
A lot of "female wrestlers" are traps, or so we wish.

Man I really hope they act like Shane is their commissioner while Shane remains clueless as fuck on what they are talking about. That whole narrative is actually funny as fuck if only shane was fat

>>2683961
Is this a high level of coincidence

>>2683966
You don't belong here, I suggest you leave now

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Based Smack burying RAM

They need a picture of Carl Winslow on their desk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-qo2-kkxY

Did they use the Bollywood Boyz theme?

>McIntyre in NXT
>Jinder won the title
>Heath is with Rhyno doing who knows what
3MB has really come a long way

I rather have a "Punani" party.

>>2683909
>You see this as a positive over RAW
The absolute homosexual state of smack

BASED GAY COPS

>>2683984
>Heath is one of the most successful guys to come out of the Nexus
who would've saw it coming

>>2683982
They need to change thier theme and maybe incorporate the duh dunnnn into it.

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its time for the celebration

>>2683971
>Implying the Uggos aren't holding them until Kofi heals up and the New Day returns

Can't let Smack get too good after all

>>2683990

Too bad hes buried in the shithole that is RAM.

HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is everybody wearing their turban?

I wonder how much Vince spent on this shit.

no matter how bad things get at least I'm white

POO

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BAAAAAAAASED POOOOOOOO

wtf I love Punjab now

WE POON JABBIN NOW

GET THIS MULTICULTURALISM OFF MY SCREEN

we need jay z to come out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TcD_IeMdG4

I feel super culturally enriched

When is the last time they did something his hype when the strap changed hands?

All this celebration for a Canadian.

>>2683998

Too much

These dudes are having a blast

Pajeets are jizzing themselves

We /designated/ streets now

We bollywood now!

>all of this shit right after Manchester

ALL HAIL BIG PAPA POO

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jus fuck my promo up bois

pretty fucking based tune

>The celebration will just be Jinder shitting on the title

>>2684001
IN

Jinder's theme is pretty hype

this is actually kinda neat

Smack is POO

fuck this is so based

>Try to convince friends to watch wrestling
>This shit plays

...fuck

JINDER
I
N
D
E
R

>>2684005
FUCK YOU /pol/tard THIS IS BASED

>>2684016
Punjabis aren't mudslimes idiot

That shit was lowkey FIRE

Who's going to wreck this party? If it's Orton I'm going to be kind of bummed.

>>2684016
They aren't even close to o lowlife Muslims

How come they didn't do this for The Great Khali when he was champ?

BASED

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THAT NEW GRAPHIC

>>2684000
Fuck off nigger

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

>>2684016
>Everybody brown is a terrorist
The state of fatmerican "education"

>>2684022
LOO

>poonjabi performers got a bigger pop than KO

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IM FUCKING LOVING IT

>>2684034
cause Khali was garbage and they knew it

What is the equivalent of dimes in India?

>>2684030

Do you think any of the high school underachievers watching this actually know that?

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>not putting tigers on the side plates of the belt

new titantron shit they legit pushing this roidmonster

\o\

/o/

\o/

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Why do I have a feeling this isnt gonna end well?

>>2684032

WOO WOO WOO

>>2684045
Rupees

>>2684005
SIKHS ARE BASED THO

>>2684045
Nuggets

>Genie shoes
All 3 of these guys probably cry back at the hotel and apologize to their parents on the phone.

>>2684045
Rupees

>>2684034
Because he could barely walk

>New WWE Champion
>Supposedly some Maharaja
>Is actually a FUCKING LEAF

Look at all of these dumb marks, hating Jinder for the wrong reason...

>>2684016
>Being this stupid

>>2683779
where is the elephant/?

>>2684016
kys mah dude

>>2684027
Try it when your dad just walks into the room

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There's fucking salt over this

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>>2684016

this a seriously good spectacle! Americucks will hate it though

God you can hear just how much jbl despises this

Jinder is bro tier

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(HEAVY BREATHING)
HE ONLY HAS A PUSH BC WWE IN INDIA
JUST DID SUM ROIDS
YOU GUYS ARE JUST BEING CONTRARIAN

>>2684052
That's Hyrule dumbass

Jinder's theme goes hard ngl

It's some canadiean dance?

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>Those guys with the little sticks with letters that spells Maharaja

Tunak tunak tun!

>he didnt ride in on an Elephant
ONE FUCKING JOB WWE

ONE JOB

>>2684046
Any retard could tell apart Indians from Muslims

based boo man

>>2684016
This better be bait. He's a Sikh you dummy.

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>>2684016
wew

\o/ Maharaja

Rusev crashing????

>>2684066
Thats wrong through.

>>2684077
save it for Summerslam

I like how the audience is half booing and half cheering. And then there's that one guy holding up a 3MB sign. Haha.

boring

>>2684030
>>2684033
>>2684040
>>2684060

>falling for this garbage.

How much intelligence do you actually possess?

They hate us for our diversity

>>2684066
Didnt Mark Henry hold it for awhile?

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>>2684039

Where the fuck is the you deserve it chants?

Oh he's not an indy darling

HOLY SHIT BASED JINDER CALLING OUT THE HATERS

Jinder's voice

>>2684068
but muh vanilla manlet

1.3 BILLION DIMES DRAWN

accept diversity /asp/

>putting a bunch of Muslims on the night after they blew up Manchester

HIS VOICE IS RUINED

WHAT A WASTE

>>2684072
No, Rupees is the currency of India.

Jinder seems like he has sour throat or something.

>>2684066
Kek niggers BTFO'd by Based Sikhs

>>2684091
That was the World Heavyweight Championship I think. Does the Rock count?

>"YOU PEOPLE BOO ME"
>Audience cheers

Hmmm...

>>2684091
they mean WWE
they just forget the Rock is part black

>>2684072
Legend of Zelda is set in the Indo-European timeline ya pinhead.

so how many of those guys are actually italian or spics?

>all this talk about 1.3 billion people celebrating

Why would India be celebrating a Canadian born man winning a wrestling title?

What's up with his voice he can't even project

>>2684095
He partied way too hard, lost his voice

>a deep feces smell envelops the arena

>On the decline..

Is he talking about RAM?

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>>2684089

>>2684093

the chants are probably happening in delhi or bombay

Jinders got bars holy shit. Don't play the race card though cmon dude.

>HIS FUCKING VOICE KEK

Where did they find these indian in wherever city they are in

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>>2684093
thank god
had enough cringe tonight

How much more awesome would this segment have been if he had beaten Orton clean

damnit jinder ya voice cracking

>>2684091
that's world championship and even though it merged with the WWE title, I don't think that it actually counts.

Did he hurt his voice or something?

>4chan (/asp/) celebrates brown skinned champ
>Leddit buttblasted over brown skinned champ
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

>>2684110
Shut up, the brown man is speaking man.

>>2684091
Nah, that's the whc because otherwise we arleady have the great khali

too fookin based thank you smackdown for giving us based racist wrestling back

>>2684110
THIS

wtf did he do last night his voice is done

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>>2684016

>you faggots who actually fell for this bait

The crowd is alive.

Based Jinder

This is a literal copy/paste of the Del Rio celebration

BASED

He's Canadian

>USA chants

Is there a more cringe chant?

Jinder voice is fucked, must have been a hell of a party

Anyone speaks Hindi that can translate for us?

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>>2684110

Based Jinder culturally enriching this hick crowd

PYRO

>>2684124
Probably from all the smoke at the concert

>>2684134
Indian del rio celebration

fuck, you're right

https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8

Based fucking Jinder

Jinder confirmed for actual dimes. This is gonna be a great year.

Vince spared no expense for Jinder

>USA chants

cringe

>Mother Teresa

ALBANIA BTFO!!! HAHA!! I love it maggle!

>>2684124
He was yelling at the crowd sunday i bet he just over exerted and lost his voice

bro tier bro

>>2684123
It doesn't, when the world heavyweight championship merged with the wwe championship, the whc's lineage ended. No darky has ever been wwe champ

>>2684089
>>2684132
>pretending
You sure showed me /pol/tard

>>2684139

Well for a start, it was Punjabi.

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>all these pyrotechnics exploding and suddenly a real bomb goes off.

>>2684121
nobody even remembers

He's wearing some pretty nice shoes

>>2684110
Why is Sudoku attributed to the Japanese?

is jinder, dare i say it, GOAT?

>Mother Teresa
>a Poo
She's Macedonian.

>>2684131

His voice has been like that for a few week. It was probably from his first Backlash promo a month ago. It was worse sounding a few weeks ago.

ALL FUCKING HAIL ALL HAIL THE MAHARAJAH

This is really embarrassing

>>2684136
Jinder is doing it for Punjabi people everywhere though.

ratings under 2 millions confirmed

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I thought Khali was the first indian world champion

>>2684137
One of the most cringe chants, and I'm in this xenophobic country

Bros that was so great. I'm really liking Jinder as champ already.

>pooniggers blowing shit up in celebration

awkward

>1.3 million people (India) - JBL

>>2684137
Why do they chant the channel they are one?

>Jinders a bro
>Boo him

IWC ruined wrestling.

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>>2684125
i'm so glad to be a /asp/bro

Who's running the 7-11's in this town right now?

>Seth vs Roman
NEW RECORD LOW RATINGS

>>2684138
He said Sunday was the greatest day of his life.

reminder that the belt literally means more right now because people want anybody (except mojonnetty) to beat jinder for it

>>2684134
They went browner this time.

>>2684167
Khali is also actually Indian. Jinder and the Singh brothers were all born in Canada lol.

All champions now from Canada.

>>2684168
Kill yourself
>>2684172
Kek

>>2684131
>from jobber with no future to the face of the company
I bet he was partying wild until this very moment. I bet the party will continue as soon as this segment ends.

>Based Jinder coming out to that sick band.
>Actually cuts a good promo.
>USA Chants

Why are we so cringey now. Couldn't we have cheered for him this one night?

>>2684010
So it's just another day in the WWE.

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>>2684154

>falling for bait of bait

Just stop. You're burying yourself asshole.

Isn't Mother Teresa actually an Albanian tho JBL?

1.3 billion people

but they only got like 150 million TVs

and only about 1% of the population has any disposable income

I thought those Muslims around the ring pulled another manchester when the pyros went off

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>>2684175

Young Jamshed.

>>2684179
Jinder looks like Triple H dyeing his beard and wearing a turban.

>>2684168
It's called playing along, anon. Do you even wrestling?

Curious how did the Indian fans who make those hilarious Facebook comments react to Jinder winning the title? Aren't they like supermarks who love faces and hate heels? Did they make an exception for Jinder because he's Indian?

>>2684125
/asp/ is a always right

>>2684058
>hating a leaf is wrong reason
really joggle my noggle

Injustice 2 looks good

>>2684191
And only 3 have toilets

>>2684110
His parents are from India, but migrated from India to Canada ya pinhead. He even speaks Hindi

>>2684196
Don't most of them love Randy?

>>2684167
WHC has different lineage from WWEWHC.

>>2684186
>Good promo
So how much longer are people gonna pretend that "muh diversity you ebil raycist amerikans *speaks in second language*" is a good promo?

>>2684194
TRIPLE H VS JINDER WHEN?

>>2684168
Doesn't your wife's son need some attending to?

>>2684191
>>2684190
>>2684186
>2684186

This whole situation is ridiculous. I'm so excited to see the ratings. Bye WWE.

>>2684196
Jinder's promos in Punjabi are 100% babyface promos. There are translations available. India is going absolutely apeshit over this. Jinder has assured them that he will be defending the WWE Championship when WWE tours India...

...in SEPTEMBER.

STRAP IN, BOYS.

MUUUUH

FUCKING

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>2684186

You're not supposed to cheer the heel.

Big Poppa Poo is fucking based

Next Wrestlemania will be headlined by 3MB while the Shield open the show

>>2684185
he posted workout videos earlier today actually

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>>2684194
Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

LANA

COMING SOON

TO SMACKDOWN LIVE

IT'S NOT PARANOIA

>>2684205
Delivery is waht makes a good promo nowadays and Jinder delivered it well.

>>2684186
I don't know what you're going on about. Dude obvious has a sore throat and had to cut a quick fucking promo. Could have easily made it shitty but actually tried to roll with it. Stop trying to push the hate wagon now that this guy has the belt , that'll get old real fast.

>lana now has kelly kelly's gimmick

>>2684186

>guy stands in the ring and tells the crowd how America sucks

>Americans think he should be cheered

The absolute STATE of liberal America.

Fuck I love the Lana promo music

COCONUT NIGGERS

What does day one ish mean?

>>2684215
BASED

NO DAYS OFF HARDBODY MAHAL

>>2684227
Reference to Treyvon Martin I think

>All three of 3mb has held world titles

>>2684223
>not emma's gimmick

>>2684212
Oh who gives a shit , it's the guys first real night as champ. KO got cheers when he won the Universal title ffs and nobody complained about that.

Is byron turning heel? I can actually tolerate him a bit more now .

>>2684227
DAY ONE IS H

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>>2684197

>>2684225
same, I rewatch the ad on youtube occasionally because it's neat

>>2684227
day one is (triple) h

Did you already turn on based Jinder?

Fucking contrarians

>>2684227
Day one shit

Nigger for consistency

>>2684209
If you actually go over the text of his promos, he is a face to indians. And at the same time, he is a heel here. You can even say if it was a blue state crowd, he would get cheered because they love explosive diversity. Jinder is the most nuanced character ever created by Vince.

>>2684232
Wait really? No way vince ok'd anything for that aggressive boon

New
>>2684233

>>2684228
hard bodys aint out there chuggin beer with bar slobs
we clangin and bangin

B A S E D G A Y C O P S

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>inb4 Vince pulls an Emmalina and Lana never premieres

Based Breeze

When was the last time we had two quick matches in the same show?

BASED GAY COPS!
I actually like Gay Cops and Usos

THAT'S A DQ WTF

I don't get why people complain that Jinder's from Canada. Canada isn't exactly the top choice for a decent country but they're decent enough to form a good athlete. Certainly much better suited to be a champion than an actual poo formed on India streets.

>>2684224
Tbh the "foreign man hates America" shtick has been played out and is so stale

B A S E D
G A Y
C O P S

Lol, Uso got memed on

>>2684227
Its when black people pick up their checks on the first of the month.

>>2684242
none of us.
you're just still mad

>>2684209
I figured as much. I think they did the same with Khali where the Indian commentery would somehow spin it so he was the face to the Indian market.

>>2684258
it's just water anon
water never hurt nobody

>>2684245
It truly is a New Era.

B A S E D G A Y C O P S

G A Y C O P S

>Breezango are gonna be tag champs
>Jinder Mahal has the WWE title
bizarro world is here lads

Why can't the Uggos also put their careers on the line?

LET'S GO RIGHT NOW UCE!

Please let this feud go on for a good while...but put the strap on the cops for now.

>>2684302
LAND OF OPPORTUNITY

BASED G A Y C O P S

HOLY BASED ARE THE GAY COPS GOING TO OMG?????????????!!!!! YES

PLZ GAY COPS PLZ

>>2684302
RIP Raw.

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>>2684193
kek

>THIS IS LIKE A FAIRY TALE ON ACID

Wow, JBL actually does watch the product!