RAM gamethread #3 Make it stop edition

Third for goldie

first for ding-dong diddly

can't wait for based big dog

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Last page from previous thread.

>>2679897
did she get rainmade

GOLDIE FlNNA SAVED THIS SHIT SHOW

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Who else /RAWlpha/ here?

>the absolute state of SJWdown after Backlash

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Call for help.

Is Jimmy Ocean going to be at wWE UK Norwich?

>>2679908

She probably had a short trip and went down hard.

get out

7th for Ariana Grande. She had a tough night tonight in England.

>>2679914
HELLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>2679897

She always looks qt as fuck with those glasses on.

>>2679903
I can. :)

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reminder if you are a libcuck you are mentally ill

>>2679920
nothing even happened to her

>>2679908
her husband is literally a seamstress cuck so yes

>>2679917
Meltzer hinted at it but nobody is actually sure yet (due to legal shit)

did malky debut tonight?

>>2679927
Just glad I'm not a cuckservative that needs to build a wall to stop immigrants from fucking my wife

>>2679933
So... I mean... y'know... th-things can always change... so...

How do they change the ropes so fast?

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>>2679927

>>2679943
optical illusions

>>2679938
Fuck off with this off-topic bullshit.

time for jobby nese

>>2679943
This isn't live like SD so for all we know it takes them 6 years

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>>2679927

>>2679943
purple tape

>>2679943
I went to raw a few weeks ago and it looked like the crew were spray painting them? I wasn't sure as the only the ramp was lit up

I want to see Finn Bálor vs Tyler Bate in a requiem for a dream's ass to ass match

>>2679948
Sorry, I'll shut up so you can enjoy your memeropeweights

Vince needs to make an exclusive wwe network production about how the fuck do they change the ropes so fast

>>2679962
thank you

total silence

>>2679948
triggered

>nobody diddling posting anymore
you guys used to be fun

I feel like Tony Neese is being wasted as a jobber.

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not even watching RAM, fuck that, just here to funpost.

>Punk chant

Again during the cruiserweights... When will they pull the plug on this experiment?

>>2679964
You responded to someone else with the same image in another thread. Come up with something new you lazy cuck

Memeweights who think they can make up for their lack of height with stiff hits.

It's not going to work.

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>>2679964

>>2679965
The Fit Finlay show, in which he wanders around backstage and shows people how everything works such as the purple ropes and how they hand out Bray Wyatt's fireflies

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How are the ropes purple?

Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back or do they illuminate?

>>2679971
You be ding-dong diddly seething.

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>>2679955

>>2679973
holy shit is this real?

>>2679982
Yes. Guys will come out during the break and tape over them.

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>>2679979
>anything worse than being a mentally ill tranny

lol

>Neville attacked his niece

what a scumbag

Is Aries a face or a tweener?

>>2679982
they are lit up from within with fiber optic lights

Blissey again! RAM is saved.

>>2679992
no, some joker used photoshop to shrink her forehead

>>2679994
Whoa nigga you ding-dong diddly expect me to read all that shit?

>>2679999
fïnna face my lad

Did they already forget about Nia and Alexa being friends?

>>2680012
August is far away

How do I watch USA network through stream in HD so I can watch RAM and Smack?

I'm not American but have VPN at the ready.

Can it be watched live through Hulu Live TV?

>>2680012
They're not friends, Nia is just supposed to be sticking close to her until Angle makes the match.

Lexi the main event tonight lads

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>tfw njpw doesn't do any promos or skits and still tells better stories than the sport entertainment company

>>2680020
Lexi's mom has got it Goin on.

that's a lot of pink, mickie

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Are Alexa and Mickie beef compatible?

Is mick literally pregnant?

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my waifus are fighting for my love

>>2680024
https://streamable.com/2kia6

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>Mommy Mickie

>>2680030
no, just old and fat

Mickie's tits are looking good

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THIS MATCH

>>2680024
The only thing that I enjoyed about NJPW when I followed was the match quality, they didn't really have the entertainment part down.

Probably the worst looking ddt of all time. Seriously why did she stop doing Twisted Bliss?

>which also sucked

Holy shit Mickie is buried

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>mickie will never head-scissor you with her thick thighs

Mickie James sings country music. why aint they give her a country slut gimmick she could wear a slutty cowgirl outfits. slut chaps and cowboy hat. muh dick my niggaz

Bliss needs a finisher

Lexi might break her hand on Bayley's fat jaw if she tried that at extreme rules

>>2679897
Why is Okada touching this mammal?

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Bliss's top half is so white because jews refuse to get into a tanning bed because it's too close to resembling an oven

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>>2679986

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>>2680036
>not wanting to rest your head on Mickie's soft tummy and fall asleep

that was the worst ddt ive ever seen

Mickie's back fat jiggling when she got caned.

EWWWW

>kendo stick will be legal to the first person who grabs it
so whoever doesn't grab it first can get DQ'd if they try to use it?

>>2680053
her legs are only tan because they all wear pantyhose

some one please Webm that jiggle impact

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>dat slowmo replay

lmao mickies gut

>>2680042
Mickie is like 37 years old.
She is there to put over talent at this point of her career. She basically carried Bliss in that match.

L-leave Mickie alone!

Now YOU leave Alexa alone Bayley!

Lexi pits!

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>>2680047

>>2680036
funny because she looks great shape being a mother and still continue to wrestle now.

>>2680061
no shit sherlock, but she should still tan the top half of her body to match, im surprised she hasn't yet, but the oven thing is true so she wont

>>2680066
I wish this wasn't the case. Mickie was fuckin' amazing for her time. She can still work really well and has a good few years left in her. Has she even won a match since returning? I mean putting over talent is great and all but....fuck, man. They KILLED Mickie James.

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>there are people who continue to watch RAM

>>2680047
Watch her TNA run for that.

Is it only me or mickie james looks like marisa tomei?

>>2679911

>you now remember Bullyback

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>>2680048
something like this

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>>2680070
Vince throw us a bone

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>>2680054
>>>/tumblr/

>>2680077
They haven't killed her yet but wait till Asuka shows up to the roster and the MILF's will have kick those whippersnappers up.

did Bayley always wear ronald mcDonald clown pants? That was hideous

>>2680077
Id be great if she was given one last title run and then a I quit match or something so she gets a proper goodbye.

>>2680089
her ass is so big, the only thing that can cover it is a circus tent

>>2680072
What the fuck is that autism spasm on the mat?

Holy fuck Finn is autistic

>>2680077
Mickie has won a few matches but only one or two clean iirc

>>2680054
Holy fucking CRINGE

>>2680092
Learn some new adjectives, you boring goober.

Team fat vs the best version of the shield(without deanetty)

>>2680078

It's my personal punishment for being a beta limp dicked faggot

>>2680090
>Divas getting a proper goodbye ever

>>2680095
Not my fault he fucks Matt Bloom

SENIOR JOE

>>2680098
>divas
>current year

How problematic

Did they just play Seth's theme for like, a full 40 seconds?

jesus christ that entrance botch

>>2680092
>Finn

>>2680066
Please. They both were awful in that match. Mickie doesn't have it anymore.

>>2680092
Stop

music botch?

>>2680095
it's the only one anyone uses when they are making fun of him ... only one he knows

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>>2680086

holy shit that botch

>>2680105
>>2680107
thought i was going crazy

Bochamania

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Christ Bayley is the definition of butterface. Dat ass tho.

>>2680054
The alt right has been full of cringe lately. fucking Kek flags, based stick faggot. You queers have become exactly like the left

Mind games music botch

>>2680105
>>2680107
worked

>Botch his music
>IT'S MINDGAMES

>>2680112

NO, MIND GAMES LOL

fat music hits

B O T C H

>>2680111
kek

remember joe's biggest win in nxt was followed by playing his original shitty theme?

he must have fucked up the music guy

Finally something good on raw.. THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER, THE MAN

SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS

>>2680119
lately?

you seem to have misspelled 'forever'

>>2680085
excellent Giant Swing > Michinoku Driver > Pin combination offense

W E S H E I L D N O W
E

S
H
I
E
L
D

N
O
W

>>2680095
>>2680110
Fuck off to reddit if it triggers your special snowflake autism so much

>>2680085
lmao

>>2680121

> Mind Gamed

I can just imagine Vince screaming

BRAY WYATT MINDGAMES DAMMIT!!!!!

Into their earphones

Samoa "Assassins Creed The Hitman" Joe

BASED BIG DOGS

SHIELD VS SMOJOE / WYATT / BIG KEVIN

SUMMERSLAM 2017

Book it Vince

>>2680132
Look everyone, a 13 year old.

>>2680101

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!

There's literally nothing wrong with Roman Reigns

>>2680085
So is this a Wheelbarrel Helicopter Spin Sitout Facebuster?

Would mark

we shield now

what does roman use for his hair

>>2680143
Just his booking

>>2680132
Do you speak English?

Sort yourself out

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>>2680136
when nicknames go too far

>>2680140

Look everyone, a nineteen year old

Roman gets to be the hot tag as usual in a desperate attempt to get him over

>>2680085
baw gawd, inverted giant spin to a wheelbarrow facebuster floated over into a body scissors transitioning into a devastating splash!

>>2680140
Look everyone, a passive aggressive redidtor who probably left because someone downvoted his opinion :((

Seth and Ro Man were tag team champs together and therefore have an advantage/ Why doesnt Cole bring this up?

>>2680145
the shield was a 3 man swat team, anon

>>2680151
I'm 40.

>>2680154
He calls it the Weewuz Kangbreaker

>>2680158
I always thought they were security guards but like top flight security guards

>>2680155
>>2680151
>>2680140
>>2680132

What an embarrassing conversation

Terrible script as usual Vince

>>2680162
You're a bit too old grandpa, maybe /woo/ would be the fitting place for you with the other 30 something crackheads.

>>2680085
reminds me of those unnecessarily long finishers from the def jam fight games

>>2680155
I do not use reddit. I've been on 4chan since 2005.

I'm going to bed
this doesn't interest me
and the only people itt are faggots arguing over who's a snowflake

>>2680167
This is very low quality banter.

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>>2680162

>40 yrs old
>still on 4chan

Way out of the demographic grandpa.

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>THERE ARE BRITISH PEOPLE ITT WHO WATCH THIS SHIT AT LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING

>>2680162

eww lol wtf.

I'm not even gonna tell you to kill yourself. You're 40 on 4chan. You're obviously stuck. Good luck with dying slow and whatnot

Jesus fucking christ lolololol

>>2680158
They're better without dean the janetty ambrose tbqh senpai

>>2680175
Brits up all late like someone is going to attack them or something

BE WISE ALL

>>2680166

I'm one o fthose four links and not the other three

Commit suicide.

End it already.

Is Strowman legit injured so Bray is filling in? I thought Bray was going to start something with Balor

>>2680175
What's the difference between watching at 3am and watching at 9pm if you don't need to get up till 2 in the afternoon?

I've never understood this insult, weak banter

>>2680178
facts

>>2680162
I'd tell ya to have sex but at your age it might not work down there

the state of this gamechat tonight

the state of the eater of hot pockets bray wyatt

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>>2680181

TAKE NEW ZYZAL

>>2680186
Not everyone has to get up at 2 pm.

There are people who work normal jobs who stay up to watch this fucking shit programming.

>>2680183
The STATE of this poster

You fumbled over your line anon, you're never gonna get over

how many times has someone been confounded by brays stupid upside down walk thing

>>2680186
>doesn't need to wake up until 2pm
seem to have a lot going on in your life

>>2680192
Nah you're shitting me?

That's gotta be rare

Get a good night sleep lads

why is kurt watching that tv at that angle

>>2680193

W O R K E D

>>2680191
FUCK YOU, OWL! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE FINGERS! YOU JUST POINT WITH YOUR FEATHERS!

>>2680188
Christ this is terrible banter.

>>2680196
I don't think anyone in this thread has much of anything going on in life.

>>2680200
his eyesight is so bad its the only way he can tell what is going on. he talked about it on jerichos podcast

oi m8s

Do I need a license to watch RAW on my tele which I got a license for to get a license for?

>>2680196
Sorry Grandma, not everyone works the 9 till 5 anymore

>>2680203
Have sex

Balor gonna come in and beat everyone up

who is going to eat the pinfall in this match and why is it bray wyatt?

>>2680188
Ask your mom, she'll tell you it works just fine.

Ask your dad, he was there. Crying.

>>2680191

#FUCKTHATOWL

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>>2680202

This nigga didn't take their zyzal

>>2680212
Cause he's fat

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>keep RAW stream on mute in the background
>get the gist of what happens because of triple replays
>able to focus on other shit and not really miss anything

>>2680201
Nice try

You worked yourself into a shoot brother

>>2680208
You're right. Only the people with decent jobs. Enjoy stacking palettes at the dildo warehouse.

>>2680213
That's tough talk from a grandpa

>>2680204
i'm working on my 2nd masters
professional 8-4 job
lift weights and have a gf
i'm sure there are other nonlosers on /asp/

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>>2680186
>if you don't need to get up till 2 in the afternoon?

Is that when your Mom leaves for work?

Does RAM fall to smack levels and hit 2? They stayed above so far.

Smack will be fighting to stay above 1.9 at this point

>>2680224
Why are you lying on a Taiwanese Knitting Forum?

>>2680208
>>2680222
exactly
by the time i'm an actual grandpa, i won't have to work.
enjoy staring at the mall security cameras or whatever the fuck you're up to later

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>>2680224
Wow, you're so cool. You forgot to mention your supermodel wife tho.

>>2680222
Working at a warehouse is normally a 9 till 5 job

VERY weak banter

>>2680224
so much attitude for a wage slave

>>2680231
i'm a teacher going for my admin program degree.
not exactly rocket science. pretty normal shit for people who don't piss in mt dew bottles

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>>2680236

>>2680224
There is

I usually just shitpost from clover in the shows and ppv threads

>>2680237

Warehouses and other shitty minimum wage operations are usually 24 hrs.

I predict record low ratings

>>2680241
a teacher oh my days, literally lower than NEETs

Rollins' enzuigiri has to be the worst one I've ever seen.

>>2680224
Damn bro you're so cool you can fuck my future wife with your 401k plan.

>>2680246
this.
i worked in factories and warehouses.
there is no "usual 9-5" there lol
it's typically rotating shifts and weird as fuck hrs.
even minimum wage losers don't know how low tier careers work

>everyone shitposting during the main event

Good job Vince

Finn Bayyylor?

KYS KURT

>Finn Baylor

>>2680257
terrible main event

FINN BAYLOR

FINN BAYLOR

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Rate this RAW.

-987/10

>>2680237
This guy is right.

>>2680222
He's obviously Working overnight retail SELLING the dildos

>>2680246
Of course you know that :^)
>>2680226
Lame

Bay Lor the Gay Lord

FINN BAYLOR KEK

Well next Monday May have some hope

>>2680257
It's a fucking episode of RAW, the hell you want lad

It's a shit show, literally and figuratively.

>3 game threads
Raw is ded

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>>2680048
Best finisher

based roman won't lose

baaaylor

>>2680264
slightly better than an Ariana Grande concert/10

>>2680221

got me

> S E E T H I N G

>>2680265
warehouse jobs are 24 hrs.
typically a 7-3, 3-11, 11-7

Did Bray Wyatt start yawning at the very end there?

>>2680277
Stop doing the same meme

Reach for the brass ring brother

>>2680280
Probably tired of living ebcaus he's on Raw

>>2680204
>>2680224
>grew up in an orphanage
>finish high school at the correct age
>worked in a food place as a dishwasher since 16
>at 18 become chief of staff in said restaurant.
>just finished paying my own place (just one room + bathroom + small kitchen)
>starting college in two months, i'm 24 now.

>>2680279
I worked a 9-5 warehouse job

Welp, it's been fun lads. Another shitty RAW but shitposting with all my peeps made it worth. Thanks for all the (you)'s.

>literally down to 3 threads
>3 threads in 3 hours
>the state of ram

>>2680305
im busy having sex

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>>2680311
not sure if i believe

>>2680287
props
i question why go to college now after having success already, but power to you

>>2680321
thanks my man.

i want to be a professional and actually get a job to support a family, i want to eventually get married, have a house and kids, if i keep this job in the restaurant i won't be able to do those things.

>>2680329
ooo gotcha. figured the status of the restaurant was pretty good. regardless, i'm the same.
i wont bring a kid into my life until i'm close to 6 figures.
bed for me anon, keep on keepin on driven brother