>Finn using a microphone edition
first for FIGHTAL
I'm surprised they let a foreigner on the mic desu
Why isn't based Cesaro in the main event?
When is the last time talent got this much of a rub?
2sweet me
BOypussy > girlpussy
/asp/ singing the club's theme fucking when?
>>2679401
send this no charisma promo botching shitter back to japan
club
>They will never just full on make a bullet club
>Finn will never take the belt off Brock due to club shenanigans keeping Brock strong and making the nuclub look like a genuine menace
>tfw logical booking doesn't exist and never will
>get's potatoed by jinder mahal
>thinks he can stand up to brock
Also, why is this match happening?
>Heyman talking in circles for a half hour
Well that was certainly fun.
>POO JABI CELEBRATION
Based LOO wins again lads
>>2679410
It's been a minute. And interesting to see, considering when they decided to put the title on him his entire body immediately blew apart.
The usual formula is
Small guy + push + injury = no more push.
>>2679410
bbygurl
Would you rather watch the rest of Raw without changing the channel even during commercials, or would you rather lick Becky's pits?
Choose wisely, /asp/
the demon kang
>>2679410
reigns
reminder if you are a libcuck you are mentally ill
>>2679419
>We didn't invent it so we're not going to use it or make it gud
>>2679433
Becky's pits without question
>>2679433
I'd rather have her riding me violently and then beg me to "fook me in the arse" afterwards
Are they seriously considering the idea of Finn Balor vs Brock Lesnar? Balor will die for real. Big Poppa Poo gave him a concussion, what Lesnar can do to him?
M-make it stop
J-just t-throw em up boys
>>2679433
That's not even fair. Raw is shit
Karl and Finn are having this match because little hoot Fergal drank the last B-Double-L in the greenroom.
Hit me w/ that sweetski lads
>>2679448
>he's never heard of the concept of "david and goliath"
>>2679460
>>2679447
Finally, normal fetishizing that I can get behind! Thanks /asp/!
>>2679461
muh david and goliath
>>2679461
david is a literal fucking who manlet and needs to go to back to 205 live
>>2679433
Not a beta cuck so probably watch Ram keep it 1000 kinfoke. Now if she wanna suck dis dick, that's another story.
>>2679460
lml
>>2679466
muh "muh"
>>2679472
muhmuhmuh
>>2679461
I know this is fake fighting but Balor is made of glass and Lesnar is a huge brute with roid rage
>bullet club civil war
>no build up
njpw six feet under
>>2679473
muhmuhmuhmuh
ding-dong diddly balor can't even hold brock's jock senpai
>>2679473
muhmmly
>>2679461
Cringe
>the state of Karl Anderson's spray tan
and a kick out at two
Finn Bálor is seriously painful to watch.
>>2679460
Am I doing it right?
>>2679461
>>2679478
this
>YFW The Demon comes for The Beast
what was the point of this match at all?
>>2679484
a white Apollo Cruz if you will
Why do women love Balor so much?
>>2679474
Fake news, Lesnar is literally as safe as it gets. He made Zach Gowen's family cry because it looked so violent but Zach was fine.
Finn/Brock sounds good.
/asp/ is obnoxious about this kind of shit, and WWE should always do the opposite of what /asp/ says.
>top rope move is to jump onto someone feet first
What a shit move, a leg drop would be way better move.
>>2679493
because he's fucking gorgeous
>>2679491
fill time and to make sure everybody knows they are never doing a bullet club reunion
1 HOUR 40 MINUTES LEFT!!
this is gay
>>2679468
The STATE of (you)
The original David vs Goliath story was a fucking man vs a giant, or a GOLIATH.
Meme opinions are shameful anon, sort yourself out
>>2679486
is that racist?
>>2679496
only if you set it up with a big boot before hand.
Ram is shit, lets play a game of....
Fuck, marry, kill?
>>2679493
for the same reasons we love alexa
>>2679503
it's supposed to be
>>2679507
>liking a literal rat jew
>>2679506
Fuck Sasha
Marry Becky
Kill Summer, though she seems like a good person
POST YFW KARL ANDERSON LOOKS LIKE GOLIATH COMPARED TO THE DAVID THAT IS FINN BALOR
>>2679506
fuck the ropes (I'm a big fan), kill all three of them, and marry beckys shorts
>>2679506
marry becky
fuck summer
kill sasha
>>2679512
I won't do anything of the sort
FFFAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Foooooooooooox!!
>>2679506
Why does someone always have to die?
>>2679510
>Aryan woman with german name is jewish
/pol/ please. Stop living up to EVERY stereotype of how stupid racists supposedly are.
>Post yfw Sasha vs Foxy
>>2679512
this
WTF!!! Botchhorse has been in the same match 3 weeks in a row!
>>2679494
This
He's strong enough to make the moves safe because he has more control.
>>2679512
i need to BLEACH alicia so fucking bad.
>>2679520
>kaufman
>jew nose
nice try ZOG
>the hoss
>>2679510
she's stated she isn't jewish
>>2679506
fuck bex marry summerbae cause I want to make her happy and kill seabiscuit
DAMN that was a nice kick from Fox
horse joke
>Sexy Foxy will never beat you mercilessly
>>2679533
thats what a sneaky kike would say
Someone cap that Boss beef after Fox's big kick
i really FlNNA fuck foxy.
>>2679531
>Kaufman is jewish, not german
I guess you'd know chaim
>implying her nose is jew-big
Can you not see through those tiny accountant glasses?
>>2679540
a crypto-jew would try harder to hide their last name
These fuckers better give Foxy a serious push, Botcha Skanks had her chance and flopped, send it to the glue factory.
So what do you think the Tag Team rules are going to be at Extreme Rules?
TLC if Jeff/Matt win and no DQ if Cess/Sheamus win.
What exactly is the point of these Fox Banks fights?
That fucking forehead on horseface
>>2679506
fuck summer
marry bex
kill horse
Sasha's outfit must have shrunk in the wash, no?
>it's a women's match
>it's a women's match with cruiserweight drama
>>2679549
Boner fuel
why are these feuding again? they should be a qt tag team
>>2679549
It's called a feud, you dumb shit. Is this your first day watching wrestling?
>>2679553
PLEB
>that rib shot beneath foxes top
damn.
Kalisto's new attire he's using looks like shit
BASED STABLE
this lucha belongs in a garbage can
>>2679506
KMF
Left to right
As a child I was trying to watch RAW & some family complained they didnt want to watch that fake stuff. They wanted to watch Alien Nation.
>>2679559
>Falling for it and getting worked
Oh snap Big T and AC forming new NOD 2.0?
Raw is so bad that I'm envious of those that went to the Ariana Grande concert.
LOL
FOODSTAMPS
how did this midget spic get out of the garbage
>>2679557
Both want the flaccid white cock
>Kalisto and Crews tag team
I actually want this to happen
Fucking mexican manlet v black manlet now. Literally praying everybody under 6'3" gets fired.
SHOW ME THE MONEY
>food stamps
my drink went everywhere
>>2679563
I am now convinced, because of your post, that at least 80% of the fags who post here do it specifically to sound like they hate wrestling.
BLISS INCOMING. I can officially tune out after this.
ESPÉRATE, ESPÉRATE, ESE NO ES EL CASO
kalisto, apollo, and titus are all based
with the few resources that they both have, Titus and Apollo are putting one of the few interesting storylines in RAW right now.
Titus is legitimately entertaining
>walks in with a fidget spinner for no reason
>pesos, euros, pesos, euros...,
>alexa gets extreme
what did they mean by this ?
BIG EBT TITUS
>>2679401
Thats why he's going to be Paul Heymans client
was she supposed to scissor kick the horse's back, or did they fuck it up?
>Pesos, euros, pesos, euros and food stamps
Worldly man, that Titus.
Edge Mysterio is the worst.
>Titus has a pimp gimmick now.
anybody else see that freaky fucking Mike's lemon-aid commercial?
>Pesos
>Euros
>Pesos
>Euros
>Foodstamps
>Coupons
Based Big Titus
>KENDO STICK ON A POLE MATCH
meh
>>2679575
I'm ok with this as long as it's a titus brand production. He's actually pretty good as a manager
>>2679563
Vince is trying to tap into Lucha Underground fan base.
oh great here's the KIKE-RAT coming up
>spics on welfare Nationwide
>Tell Kalisto he can pay him in food stamps
>>2679573
at the end of his fued with braun there was a wwe.com video that showed strowman pick up kalisto out of a dumpster and dust him off and send him on his way
>>2679599
>The state of kikes trying to troll
Just can't stand blondes, can you?
Lads how can I contact Titus to join his brand I'm desperate. Should I just grab his arm when I see him?
>>2679584
He's probably one of the most charismatic people in WWE. It's a shame he gets shit on.
"Where is my tent?"
In your pants.
BASED TITUS BRAND SAVING RAM FROM REDDITORS LIKE DEANETTY AND BRAYY
>>2679401
Russo made a good choice skipping Ram and watching SD this week
Anyone else think Apollo, Titus, and Kalisto are based??
>foodstamps
Michael Cole confirmed racist
>>2679603
not a "I'm not through recycling you yet!", what a wasted opportunity
>Golden Truth
>popular
>Cole bringing up food stamps again
Figured Titus slipped and wasn't even supposed to mention that
>>2679600
>Not knowing we sustain ourselves on subminimum wage and scraps from the houses we clean
It's like you don't even go outside desu
>titus and apollo collect foodstamps
>yfw Based Big Butt Bayley erradicates Jewlexa in the name of Christianity
When was the last time we had Heeldust?
Based Goldust doing his old promos again.
BASED GOLDIE
Based Goldust theme
Thank fuck that jobber team is done
KINO TIME
>>2679620
far too long
>This promo
BASED
my top five raw talents are goldust, r-truth, kalisto, apollo crews, and titus
>>2679613
Did he really just say that?
I hope Gold Dust goes full queer like when he first made his debut and gave Ahmed Jonson mouth to mouth and freaked Razor out
>LEGEND GOLDUST IS BACK
Hoooo shit
Goldust looks like Jimmy Ocean in face paint.
Titus and Apollo feels like what they were trying and failed to do with Darren and Backlund
>Based sexually confronting Goldust is back
1 final push for Goldie?
RAM is better when you're high
PUT THE IC STRAP BACK ON HIM
FUCK
Is it kino?
>>2679626
How far will this go? My guess is number one contender match for the IC.
>Goldust
at least his brother had the dignity to leave
How bout a little story time while we enjoy Raw?
>wow
>that promo
PUSH THIS FUCKING MAN
>>2679641
His brother wasn't half the man he is, ya fuckin mark
Heel Golddust... does that mean we'll see Shattered Dreams again?
Lexi and Charles together, my dick cannot handle this.
BASED GAYDUST IS BACK
>>2679630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgwRIP3dQU
I'm genuinely happy to see Goldust getting more time in camera.
Guy is one hell of a worker. Truly taking Kino to the next level.
who here /BLISS/
LITTLE
MISS
BLISS
Based Bliss
>>2679641
>Dignity
Do you see what he's doing these days?
Bingo hall would be an upgrade
Goldust Universal Title Run when?
>>2679643
BASED BABY BLISS
>bliss will never look at you like this
End me.
/blissbois/ roll call
>>2679641
Who?
>>2679655
Always and forever
>>2679643
Go on...
>>2679653
B A S E D
>cut to a pic of Bayley's back
>whistle
HEEL TRANNY GOLDUST IS BEST GOLDUST
SHADES OF WRESTLEMANIA 14
Is Alexa Bliss jewish? she kind of gives off that vibe
When is Paige returning to the WWE?
>Not showing the best part of that
FOR SHAME WWE!
would tribute dat back
>>2679662
Bliss wants that feminine penis
>>2679660
>SALIVATE
SALIVATE
>SALIVATE
SALIVATE
>those gloves
>>2679653
Whats Dakota look like now? She has got to be at least 27 now
>>2679653
>>2679674
You can go to /pol/ I'm sure someone there likes wrestling.
>>2679676
>ILikeThatThisIsGoingToHurtYou.jpg
>>2679681
>>2679674
Shes 100 percent kike
>>2679683
based la parka
why to they keep showing these packages when braun is injured
>>2679674
>Alexis Kaufman
>Kaufman
Booker looks like he's disgusted to be sitting next to Cole
>>2679687
>Not knowing about the based /asp/ invasion of /pol/
>>2679691
>>2679674
Yes her great grandmother survived the gas chamber 3 times in Auschwitz
>>2679648
And his son isn't a man anymore
>>2679697
King Booker was never a Cole Miner
What does 'ding-dong diddly' mean? Isn't it ebonic?
Goldust is doing a movie themed gimmick
feud with the Miz soon?
>>2679684
Good point, I googled her and Dakota's fucking tender.
THICC
>>2679700
>>2679674
She confirmed she's not in an interview.
Jews hate blondes tho, so they pretend to be /pol/ and shitpost about it.
>>2679706
the Jewish Defense League infiltrated /asp/ (like they infiltrate everywhere else) and is trying to suppress the truth
based titus working the spics
>>2679709
>>2679699
That was fucking great. /pol/etty got finnna worked. I might start a jewlexa thread for fun later.
>>2679708
oh gosh
>>2679684
>Whats Dakota look like now?
She's fucking hot.
>>2679710
why would she go out of her way to explain that she's not. that's kind of weird
>>2679706
Kaufman is a german name. Why do some people have to make racists look so stupid?
Wow another Black Lives Matter Oscar bait movie?
>>2679720
>>2679726
whats wrong with her eyes
>>2679709
Cut to this dude blowing Seth behind a White Castle.
>>2679726
Well that doesn't look touched up at all.
>>2679729
Cuz somebody asked her?
Y'know... in an interview?
>>2679730
>thinking Germans can't be kikes
imagine being this retarded
>>2679433
Can I suck her tits instead?
I'm enjoying this corruption storyline
>>2679729
Why would someone have people think they're something they're not?
Why aren't the ropes purple
>>2679732
>yfw Tidus changes his name to Terry and they form Terry Crews
Yes Le smiling black man has a manager. Apollo heel turn last week?
>>2679743
>Golden Truth still together
Hold me, /asp/
Imagine if the UK terrorist attack happened during the WWE event
Apollo Crews is a babyface wrestler with a heel manager. It's an interesting gimmick.
Did Booker T just use the word "pop" on air??
Faggot Goldust is back!!!! This is the greatest thing to happen in a long time.
>>2679412
(2sweets self)
>>2679739
you must be a big fan of pancakes
>>2679738
You think everyone with a German name is jewish.
The fact that she doesn't look remotely jewish is enough for people who actually understand genetics, you kike.
Is Darren still employed so this can end with him convincing Apollo that Titus is the evil sith lord?
muh foodstamps
>>2679743
>>2679745
>tfw Terry crews vs titus will never happen
match of the night
>>2679761
>>2679758
She's an obvious kike, retard
one for the ages
>Booker's inability to come up with an adequate reply
....yes
>>2679766
So Cole and Booker don't like each other or is this just banter?
whos brock lesnar
>year 1488 + 529
> harambe sign
Shiggy diggy
Who will be the next in the Titus brand? I unironically loved that match but Titus and Apollo even more now.
>>2679768
Look, I understand why you'd want to claim such a complete goddess for your filthy tribe of parasites, chaim, but she's obviously aryan.
Doesn't it burn?
thread moving so fast no one notices THICC Bate
>>2679773
a little of both, which is why sometimes the bants get too real
>>2679773
Sometimes it feels like Cole likes him but I think he was being mean there
>>2679773
... Yes.
>>2679772
>>2679778
Kike.
>Over an hour left
I cant take this
>>2679766
BIG DICK AJ
>>2679783
I watched the ride-along with Cole and Byron, and was surprised by how much of an asshole Cole was. Like, the show's obviously a work, but then why amp up Cole being an angry asshole?
one of the best raw episodes of all time?
>>2679766
Wasn't that AJ and Reigns match no-DQ?
kek that kid twizzin out
>>2679794
Yeah but that worked because it was JBL and him teaming up against nerdy Byron just like on commentary
>>2679788
>Jericho and Kevin Owens together
>>2679788
>>2679789
You couldn't be seething any harder if I popped you in the oven.
Would you rather watch a divas match in 2017 or this? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk5kvg_goldust-vs-gillberg-goldust-gets-a-bluebath-raw-2-13-99_sport
Do you guys think matt's kid calls jeff UNCLE NEGRO?
>>2679795
I'm sure Reddit thinks so
>>2679784
I thought they used to be great together on Smackdown the first time around
>FAVE FIVE
Is Sheamus and Cesaros entrance the best in the company?
>>2679800
>>2679801
Why would a kike do something like that?
What's with Matt Hardy's pants? It's like it's 2001 still.
meme Matt when?
Why even have the white hair if he's not broken?
>>2679812
One of the best, charlotte and finn have good entrances too
>>2679766
>dat subtle curb stomp pose
Cheeky.
Is this the actual raw thread?
i feel like i stumbled into some weird apartment who was having a "party" but it's just some guys stoned playing xbox
nobody even 2sweet'd
When is Matt going to get a finisher call The Final Deletion. Twist of Fate is more Jeffs then Matts and Jeff has the Swanton as well.
>>2679812
Nakamura
Did Matt raid Meng's closet?
>>2679799
This takes place at Extreme Rules 2016, it was before they got together, but they were both heels.
shemaus vs matt hardy
>>2679822
Matt does have the Side Effect
brother nero
>>2679788
>>2679824
I bet you like naomi and tj reddit's entrance too
the demon kang
Did that lady get her drink knocked into her face?
RAM Gamethread #3
Dead show edition
is there an issue with Matt's leg or hip?
>pick the spic
What did Cole mean by this?
>>2679836
tj is cringe, but yeah naomi is fun
>>2679845
SMOOSH
>>2679842
have sex dumbass
>>2679854
I can't :(
>>2679848
Jeff used to glow like Naomi and had a fun entrance until he went overboard on the pyro and burned himself
>>2679856
bawww
>>2679856
back 2 reddit
>>2679862
You live at reddit
>>2679796
Yes since Good Brothers did a run in.
is he still Fat Hardy?
>>2679865
Matt's twist of fate is so fucking lazy
just a kick and then a slow motion RKO
>>2679871
yeah, they said it in a promo last week
>>2679857
That was a work you fucking mark. It was a part of the Matt destroying Jeff's life arc.
Broken meme match incoming!
So Ladder Match?
>>2679871
Yeah, he has to shuffle around to use the Twist of Fate.
>>2679864
i live in ya head nerd
>>2679873
>Roman my champ sign
When you know it isn't real
steel cage, am dead
>>2679873
The Big Dog
Matt taking a bump from the top guys. Broken is coming.
Surprised it's not a ladder match.
>>2679873
Jeff's gonna kill himself off a cage
>>2679895
New thread
>>2679897
>>2679896
>Jeff dies off cage
>looks real bad
>Matt must call upon the power of the 7 Deities to bring his brother back at the cost of his sanity