Mahal Monday Thread

Based Big Poppa Poo

Take some roids
Hit a midget
Poo in loo

Did you know Jinder has Tinder?

Alexa found his profile so he pinned her and binned her.

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Name his new finisher.

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>>2680475
Brain blender
Career ender
Hospital sender
Concussion vendor

I, for one, am excited that we finally have a champion who eats meat and lifts weights

>>2680475
The Midget Masher

>>2680443
First thang on my list go figgur
Its a brand new John Cena acteeon figgur
Second thang on my list guess what
Its a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said Froggy Fresh hol up
Mom said ur not allowed to touch a girls butt til your grown up
That's right I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until ya graduate from school
But that's all right cause third on my list
Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist
Now were moving on to item number four
Its a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check check it out y'all item number five
Its a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Well I can't really drive it cause its too small
But I could if I was maybe like this tall
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Item number six on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
So tough that the thing is made of steel
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
I could probly' eat like ten or eleven
Check up in my stocking and guess what I found me
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
Item number eight player don't hate
Its probaly the best damn toy in the state
A item so hot it could make the snow melt
Its a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas
And one more thing I want even though I already have
It is the best cd of all time Illmatic

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>>2678534
WOAT draw

>>2680475
Bow of Krishna

>>2680475
Mashed potato

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>>2680651
Based

>>2678538
this

>>2678538
This

>>2683796
kek

>>2678534
based