Which wrestling move hurts more despite being fake?

>>2678504
any bump off the top rope, mark

Anything involving a prop.

So many things can go wrong and often do.

Any wrestler will tell you that the chops are the worst part of the match. There's no faking a chest chop, you just slap the shit out of each other to get the loudest sound possible.

>>2678504

Lesnars f5
Lesnars germans
Most powerbombs

RVD's frog splash

Alabama Slam, you dont know when you are about to hit the ground and when you do its with alot of force.

>>2678504
Coup de grace

Anything by Goldberg

Didn't Kenny Omega say receiving a frankensteiner off the top rope really fucking hurts?

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Kneeling kicks, especially if you're a woman and taking hits to the tits

>>2678516
>no botch
>so many things can go wrong
Benoit yourself

Anything that drops you on the ring apron. Shits solid

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tiger suplex

>>2678528
He always sold it the way that made it look like it hurt him more than his opponent.

>>2678514
>>2678597
Top Kek look at the state of these marks

Ring surface is soft, they don't feel anything

>>2678557

He just had one specific Frankensteiner early in his Japan career that completely wrecked his shit so now he avoids taking them.

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>>2678504
running knee to the head

>>2678597
that's a dragon suplex dummy

A Pedigree when the wrestler performing the move doesn't release the victim's arms

>>2678610
yeah i fucked up lel

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>>2678557
>>2678608
probably referring to this one

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Big Show's chest chop has to sting like hell

The Camel Clutch hurts.

>>2678610
>running knee is the worst
>posts a gif where his knee makes no contact with the head
you just shove them with your heavily padded shin you mark

>>2678524
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLJSdmdqs8Q

Tiger driver 95, burning hammer, knife edge chops, open handed chops

>>2678625
Bubba Ray's ones were always loud as shit too.

>>2678606
>Ring surface is soft

Confirmed for have never been in a ring. It isn't the hardest shit you'll ever land on, but it's seriously no joke.

Kobashi's chops

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Superkick imo.

>>2678504
Sasha looks like an alien

>>2678597
Dragon suplex*

>>2678504
Crossface chicken wing

IDK if this counts, but the first time i was in a ring i was suprised how hard the ropes are.

Apparently Alabama Slams are a really shitty bump.

Styles Clash would be a bitch I reckon

Mark here.
How does the coup de grau work?
I don't see how someone isn't jumping on your chest at full weight.
Can someone explain how this doesn't crush your whole shit in? They way you land? The way they brace with the arms? I just don't get it

>>2678619
Fucking KeK 2 the outside he knew what he was getting into

>>2680534
As he lands on his opponent he lifts his legs up, so it actually doesn't hit hard at all and most of his weight is on his rear.

>>2680552
Is that Mojo?

>>2680548
said he felt his organs crashing into his ribs

>>2680562
How does he stay so hype?

>>2680534
>Can someone explain how this doesn't crush your whole shit in?
It's not Braun Strowman that's giving you the move, it's a manlet that weighs no more than 150lbs

Mandible Claw ofc

>>2680552
I would simply refuse to get up from that, I'd just tell the ref to count me out, eat the bitching from the boss backstage, get in my car and never go back to work.

>>2680584
This so much. Disturbs me how many people are in the crowd

>>2680551
That's a really good explanation thanks

>>2678619
Dear sweet tripfag, what match was that? Trying to find a YouTube clip. Jfc what was he thinking?

>>2678561

underrated file name.

>>2680552
no-one show this to cornette.

>>2678561

I know it is probably because she is too incapable to take those kicks correctly, but not blocking them with your arms and instead flailing around with them actually adds to that spot a lot.

>>2680599
Omeme v Ibushi at DDT's 15th Anniversary. Probably a 7 star match desu.

www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ifbru_kota-ibushi-vs-kenny-omega-ddt-budokan-2012_sport

>>2678774
>>2678536
You guys know Hardcore Holly is an asshole?

>>2681196
He already saw it

Didn't like it, suprisingly

>>2681196
>exposed the business by exposing himself
Pottery

>>2678504

>BMAJ's face when one of his endless road bitches gets clingy

>>2678720
>>2678610

18+ Even I understood the reference and I've barely ever watched Jap shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQezdQWdegk

Fuck ever having to take this finisher.

>>2680552
Based Davey Blaze. ICW shows are great.

>>2680552
Who the fuck would agree to this?

>>2680552
whats more embarrassing to wrestling?
this or young bucks superkick spamming the briscoes

>>2681932
It's just a cock dude. I mean it's 2017 for crying out loud. After the match they probably had a bro job sesh.

>>2681940
>bro job sesh
a literal what?

>>2681945
wow didn't know this website was so backwards. a bro job is when you and your straight friends give each other oral to relax.

>>2678504 Suplex, when your legs slam into the mat, the pain shoots up your heels into your knees and back. For the training I did, that hurt the most.

>>2678606 Ha, it's a patio deck with a carpet on top.

>>2678584
its the hardest part of the ring, you know?

>>2678561
>the state of that ''selling''
Glad this waste of space is gone

>>2678610
That's a botch. The idea of the thread is no botch.

>>2680552
sauce? no homo

>>2678524

It feels like someone is slashing your pecs with a dull knife.

>>2681926

Looks like he tried to land on his feet first but slipped very badly. I saw an OSW review where they look at his banzi finisher and you can see that Yokozuna tried to land on his feet before making contact.

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>>2678504
The Last Ride has got to hurt like a motherfucker

>>2678625
Eh, he does his big and slow on purpose.
I've been chopped hard enough to bleed after one hit.

In my experience there's a lot of things that hurt, but it's all relative. When it comes to the small stuff I think power slams and suplexes hurt way less than corner splashes.

haha aj fucking everyone

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Moonsault Styles Clash off the top rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwZX4XJ0Wxw

Didn't the cutter legit knock jewberg out? I'm going with the cutter/rko. RVD takes a great one here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av0MEoxhExU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Chryi8HdM

Imagine the impact to the head! This got to be the most dangerous one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgXUvJikcQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdTc_b26fI0#t=1m33s
Being chokeslammed by Kane in his prime looks fucking brutal.

>>2682811
> landing on a mattress
> hurting

Anon...

>>2682849
He wouldn't touch the Horse with his worst enemy's cock

>>2684864
Kek

Shining Wizard probably hurts both on the step-off and on the connection simply because you can't really pull it much with that much momentum.

>>2683044
> ring
> mattress
When will this meme end?

>>2683044
The word youre looking for is canvas.

>>2685491
>confirmed for having never got on a ring
Man, it's soft.

>>2678597
That shit don't hurt. The dude is so low to the ground, he's just tumbling over and rolling over on the mat, grazing his head as he does a flip, while landing on his legs, which is where the actual impact is.

>>2680534
He slides across the chest, and takes all his weight off the move by falling to his back immediately. Similar to a Rollins curb stomp, only from higher and with two feet.

>>2678504
sleeper

>>2683044
>Never been inside a ring

>>2686568
>never been inside a ring
>telling others they've never been inside a ring

I remember reading a Raven interview in the late 90's, and his answer was Saturn's Death valley Driver.

They were in a program at the time, so he was taking them on the regular.

>>2682639

It's from ICW. Scottish promotion. Can't find the original video, but the commentator's call of "the People's Teabag" is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pGPqdik7bE

Any move can hurt if the opponent stiffs the fuck out of you

>>2682943
>Says Kane in his prime
>Doesn't post a video of Kane in his prime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD9yhnPg6P0

>>2686932
Story time no green text. When I turned 16 my parents rented out this ring that stays full time in a shitty little arena in my one red light home town for a tiny ass promotion. Me and my friends were bumping like crazy. There was nothing soft about the ring and I threw my back out for about 6 months taking a powerbomb. Yes it was stupid but the point is wrestling rings are not mattresses. Obviously rings are different but none of them are just flat out soft except for maybe the loose ass lucha underground ring

>>2687658
>Implying wwe is not using mattress-like rings
Are you fucking crazy? Do you realize no wrestler would stay healthy for more than 6 months?

>>2678524
Chest and back slaps hurt like shit. More than getting slapped almost anywhere else

>>2678630
confirmed. I put some fag in middle school in a camel clutch and he cried

I can't imagine the Coup de Grace not hurting like hell. I guess it's good that Finn is a manlet because if a 200+ pounder was trying that move he could probably break someone's ribs if he didn't do it perfectly.

The Kinshasa will probably cause a concussion or two before Nakamura fucks off.

>>2687951
Go watch some Super Dragon highlights. He's like three times the the size of Finn and does the exact same shit on people's heads.

>>2678669

Holy shit, I leled.

>>2680552
Every day we stray further from gods light

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The worm

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>>2688326
who /hiphophippo/ here

>>2685509
It's not a mattress though. It's definitely way harder.

>>2678504
lock up

>>2678504
pin

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>>2680552
Wait, did he start jerking off at the end there?

I have it on good authority that Angels Wings hurts like fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VI7_spjocs

>>2690921
fucking ow

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>>2681954
>you and your straight friends

hate to be the one to tell you this but that is straight up faggotry performed by bonafide faggots

>>2678504
stinkface

>>2690915
Yes

>>2683044

>guaranteed replies, every time

The back rake. The move could easily kill or handicap a man if done wrong

>>2691910
>getting worked into a shoot, every time

>>2682876
Someone has to have died in ring in CZW by now right?