TFW

It's pretty good advice to give someone tbqh

Nash genuinely wanted Punk to better himself but Punk didn't listen

>>2677726
Look where that got him. Nash is truly a visionary.

>>2677721
you forgot "take tons of roids"

>>2677835
You're a hater who needs to accept diversity.

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>watch season premier of twin peaks
>or based unhindered jinder become champ
>picked twin peaks instead

at least twin peaks was good.

>>2677721
First thang on my list go figgur
Its a brand new John Cena acteeon figgur
Second thang on my list guess what
Its a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said Froggy Fresh hol up
Mom said ur not allowed to touch a girls butt til your grown up
That's right I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until ya graduate from school
But that's all right cause third on my list
Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist
Now were moving on to item number four
Its a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check check it out y'all item number five
Its a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Well I can't really drive it cause its too small
But I could if I was maybe like this tall
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Item number six on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
So tough that the thing is made of steel
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
I could probly' eat like ten or eleven
Check up in my stocking and guess what I found me
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
Item number eight player don't hate
Its probaly the best damn toy in the state
A item so hot it could make the snow melt
Its a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas
And one more thing I want even though I already have
It is the best cd of all time Illmatic

>>2677854
watched both thanks to Showtime Anytime
based Agent Cooper

>>2677721
Too bad none of you ever shower

>>2677854

>just bought myself a new hammer at the hardware store
>had to choose between watching Backlash and hitting myself repeatedly in the dick with said hammer for 3 hours straight
>chose hammer time instead

I'm pretty happy with my decision

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>>2677721
>mfw
>been hitting the weights
>been taking regular showers
>been getting clues
>but can't have someone willingly have sex with

I'm never gonna make it, bros

>>2677914
doesnt sound like you've gotten the right clues then, nimrod

>>2677914
>>but can't have someone willingly have sex with
Do you have money? Just get a hooker off craigslist or whatever it is in your local area.

If you're lucky you'll be in a place where it's legal.

You'll save so much money on a GF, but you'll only realise this once you get a GF.

>>2677721
>Backrash

>>2677730

Only he can botch walking

>>2679166

true wisdom

>>2679166
>>2680978
it's still cheating though

you don't need to hit the weights or get a clue if you've going to cheat on the have sex part and find an escort anyway

>>2677730
Punks ego made destroyed his legacy, we would've been remembered as the best in the world but now he's a fucking joke and everybody laughs at him.

>>2677721
si

>>2680974
>>>/reddit/

>>2677721
so much this

>>2677721
based

>>2677858
cringe

>>2677854
kek

>hit the weights
>still can't suplex AJ Styles

>gain height

Too bad that doesnt happen Nash

>>2677914
im doubting you been getting the right clues

>>2677721
>hit the gear
>take some juice
>time your cycle to piss clean

>>2686582
Imagine being this faggot