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>>2676170
>neville's ears

Where did everything go so right?

Get rid of le lunatic cringe and fatsuka then it's perfect

>bork
???

>Jinder
Sure, why not. At least it's not Blandy.
>Dean
Boring
>KO
Meh
>Usos
At this point it's obvious that they're just transitional champions for when New Day debuts on Smackdown
>Hardy Boyz
Good
>Women
Who cares
>Neville
I'm already bored of Neville vs Austin Aries

>Bobby Roode
Ok
>Asuka
Who even cares anymore, she already buried the entire division.
>AOP
Good
>Pete Dunne
Good

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>Brock
Whatever. Non-entity.
>Jinder
Smark tears make it okay
>Bliss
Fine
>Naomi
Okay
>Dean
Boring
>KO
Alright
>Usos
Meh
>Hardy Boyz
They're there I guess
>Neville
Based
>Dunne
Very good
>Roode
One of the best NXT champs ever
>AoP
Good for rookies
>Asuka
Great

>>2676198
You're one jaded motherfucker.

First thang on my list go figgur
Its a brand new John Cena acteeon figgur
Second thang on my list guess what
Its a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said Froggy Fresh hol up
Mom said ur not allowed to touch a girls butt til your grown up
That's right I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until ya graduate from school
But that's all right cause third on my list
Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist
Now were moving on to item number four
Its a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check check it out y'all item number five
Its a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Well I can't really drive it cause its too small
But I could if I was maybe like this tall
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Item number six on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
So tough that the thing is made of steel
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
I could probly' eat like ten or eleven
Check up in my stocking and guess what I found me
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
Item number eight player don't hate
Its probaly the best damn toy in the state
A item so hot it could make the snow melt
Its a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas
And one more thing I want even though I already have
It is the best cd of all time Illmatic

>>2676170
>Lesnar
Who could possibly care about this man in 2017?
>Jinder
Hilarious now, will get really old within a fortnight
>Bliss
Mediocre is the new great, apparently
>Naomi
Love having that big ass on my screen
>Dean
Stop giving him titles
>KO
Good
>Hardys
Ok
>Usos
Not bad
>Neville
Great lad
>Pete
Extremely impressive
>Roode
Good but too memey for my tastes
>AOP
They're doing a good enough job
>Asuka
Possibly the most boring person in the company

>>2676170
>two sexy bitches as main roster champs
>fat old asuka on nxmeme
Kek. It's perfect. It totally illustrates the difference between Vince and Gaytch.

>>2676170
get rid of that negress and ambrose and the uk midget belt and its good

>>2676170
>Bork
Pls wrestle properly just one more time.
>Jinder
Based.
>Blissy
Best woman in the company by a mile.
>Naomi
As long as she keeps shaking her fat black ass I have no complaints.
>Dean
Another terrible reign, what a surprise.
>Owens
Doing a good job.
>Hardyz
They're not too stale yet.
>Usos
Pretty based.
>Neville
Done all he can, should drop soon. Good reign.
>Pete
Blew me away on Saturday.
>Bobby
The glorious shit is cringeworthy but he's a talented guy.
>Authors
Based big guys
>Asuka
The sooner this boring bitch fucks off the better. I can't believe they buried that division for her.

>>2676170

>Bork
GOAT

>Maharaja
GOAT

>Bliss
don't care

>Naomi
don't care

>Dean
meh, no one gives a fuck about IC right now

>US
wanted to see AJ win it but fatass is adequate

>Hardys
GOAT

>Usos
WOAT

>Neville
who else

>Dunne
GOAT

>Roode
Le entrance man

>AOP
Good

>Asuka
boring now, should've given it to crazy thikki

>>2676170
Overall a strong lineup. Dean and Asuka are shit but the rest range from solid-great.

Im fucking sick of seeing asgooka's face on that page. Must suck to be the women suffering under her reign of terror

>>2676170
>Brock
I'm so fucking tired of him getting the belt then disappearing for months
>Jinder
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
>Alexa
good
>Naomi
fine
>Dean
fine
>KO
fine
>Hardys
Broken when
>Usos
alright
>everything else
Don't care

>>2676170
Brick, Jinder, Bliss and those big bastards on NXT are based. The rest can fuck off, especially Boresuka's ugly ass

>>2676170

Im honestly worried Mahal is gonna fucking Test himself and his heart is gonna explode

And now hes the fucking champion and the face of the company and him dying is gonna kill wrestling

>BASED
Hardys
Neville
Dunne
Roode
AoP

>Don't care
everyone else

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>>2676170
>Bork
I stopped caring for the belt and him. He's not trying then I'm not trying.
>Mahal
I really am optimistic about his reign albeit it'll probably be a transitional thing. I think the writers of Smackdown know what they're doing and he'll be booked well. It's also great to drink in the tears of smarks and /pol/.
>Bliss
She's carrying the RAM women's division on her whole fucking back. Horse and Leno suck.
>Naomi
Her reign is coming to a close soon. She was an alright champ. That ass was fat.
>Deanetty
Of the hundred sixty plus years of professional wrestling he is the worst champion to ever exist in it's history. Fuck him. WOAT
>KO
Very enjoyable, his feud with AJ is just the beginning. I think KO will be a boon for the championship if they use him correctly.
>Hardys
They're not broken so don't care right now. RAM really needs to break them. Seriously did the deal with Impact fall through.
>Usos
Very enjoyable, hopefully they get more time with the Gay Cops. This heel turn has been a renaissance for them.
>Neville
GOAT. Carrying the division by his ears. He's the single best thing to happen in the division but all good things must come to an end.
>Dunne
Acne really takes away the suspension of disbelief, but at least he isn't that twink faggot Bate. I like his wrestling hopefully that UK show happens soon or else.
>Roode
Based, but he really needs to get called up soon. He shouldn't be wasting his time in NXT.
>AoP
Still booked correctly as monster heels. Based.
>Asuka
She needs to lose the title soon and move up already. She's becoming a detriment to the NXT women's division.

>>2676170
Shouldn't evne be a champion he never turns up
Should be interesting - about time someone new gets a go
Alexa is fine
Naomi is okay I guess
Dean is boring - Miz should have it
Fat Owens Fat is bad on the mic and can't wrestler and literaly gets no reaction
Hardys should have stayed in TNA
Usos?
The Brian Kendrick is better
Literally the only person worthy of a title
Bobby is shit
AOP are great
Asuka is goat

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>>2676170
>LE FRUIT ROLLUP CHAMPIONSHIP
Don't care. Have never cared. Put it on BBD.
>WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Stopped caring when AJ lost it.
>RAM DIVASHIT CHAMPIONSHIP
Don't care. Bliss is hot doe.
>SMACKDOWN DIVASHIT CHAMPIONSHIP
Dont' care.
>IC CHAMPIONSHIP
Stopped caring when Miz lost it.
>US CHAMPIONSHIP
Never cared for it except when Cena was defending.
>RAM TAG CHAMPIONS
Don't care.
>SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONS
Should be Gay Cops. They're fucking over because they're entertaining as fuck. Literally giving Smackdown's tag division life.
>MANLET CHAMPIONSHIP
Don't care. Don't watch 205.
>ENGLAN CHAMPIONSHIP
Didn't know this existed until now.
>NXMEME CHAMPIONSHIPS
Don't care. Don't watch NXMEME. Rooooooo is cool doe.

>>2676460
Cringe

>>2676170
>bork
lazy cunt, wouldn't mind him barely being around if he actually put effort into his matches every once in a while

>jinder
cannot be hindered

>bliss
decent

>naomi
thicc

>dean
stale as fuck, put him in an interesting storyline or turn him heel or something because he's just been so fucking boring for ages

>KO
pretty solid, his 'face of america' gimmick is fucking crap tho

>Hardys
good but they should really try to cash in on the broken gimmick once they start getting stale

>Usos
Boring but decent

>Neville
Literally carrying the manlet division but he should drop the title soon

>Dunne
Based, but should stop dressing like some posh snot-nosed kid, takes away from his bruiserweight gimmick

>Roode
pre solid

>AoP
big guys 4u

>Asuka
call her up already jesus christ she's literally cancer rn

>>2676170
The UK Championship is worth following for now. I couldn't care less about every other current title scene.

>>2676173
Midcard belts are good. What I don't get is technically under kayfabe the uk championship is now an intercontinental championship as it was defended on another continent...

shit
what universe is this?
good
fine
shit
fine
fine
based
based
good
good
based
shit

>>2676202
what the fuck...

>>2676170
it didn't actually hit me until I saw this image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M

>>2676260
How come smarks don't give her shit for being nearly 40 and burying most of the women on a developmental program?

>>2676170
>brock
i don't give a shit that he's not on raw. it's pathetic that they don't at least have him defend at every PPV
>jinder
RIP smackdown ratings and my sides
>bliss
i like her, amazing facial expressions. needs work in the ring. also needs more over opponents
>naynay
i like her but she's run her course as champ
>dean
fine as IC champ, kinda treading water and this feud with miz is boring
>owens
good
>hardys
based. everyone is hanging out for that broken angle
>uces
i like heel uces, shame they will probably drop the belts to fucking new day
>neville
great heel, should be the default CW champ for the next year or two
>pete dunne
seems good
>roode
bored of him. also dislike how he always wins clean yet they expect people to boo him, it's poor booking
>authors of pain
bit shit. got exposed badly in the ladder match
>asuka
great but wasting time on nxt

>>2676202
Based

Those first five are just fucked.

Sultan of Strong Style is BASED

Dean Ambrose devalues every belt he ever gets a hold of.

>Brock
snooze
>Jinder FUCKING Mahal
Love this greasy fuck. Reminds me of back when Muhammad Hassan was going to go over and get a title shot but some terrorists fucked him over and they had to exile him.
>Bliss
Ok
>Naomi
Ok, but ass
>Lunatic Fringe
Boring rivalry with same old shit. Move him off the IC and put someone fresh up there.
>Kevin Owens
Also love KO, the "face of America" shit is meh but this is good for both him and the US Championship.
>Hardy Boyz
God damn why are these fucks still going and Edge and Christian retired through injury.
>USOS
Heel turn working wonders
>Neville
He is extremely talented but the Cruiserweight division is stale
>UK Champion
Why is this a thing again? Dunne seems alright though.
>Roode
Great NXT champ, move him up.
>AoP
Beasts
>Asuka-chan
I want Asuka to sit on my face. Partly because KAWAII, partly because then she wouldn't be the cancer of NXT Women's division.

Universal Champion- Sucks he isnt on TV he just stays home and is lazy

WWE Champion- Literally a jobber, Gynoboy Steroids

RAW Womens- Literally the only good one on this list, by far the hottest women on the WWE Roster whether it be RAW,SmackDown or NXT

SmackDown Womens- Nigger who cant wrestle,literally cant do a sleeper hold correctly

Intercontinetal- Dean sucks now, ever since he left the shield hes looked like a massive faggot thanks to the shitty writing team

US- Owens is boring, he was way better on the indies

RAW Tag- Past their prime, they were pretty good in the 2000s and got a bit better thanks to their broken gimmick on the indies but striaght up Hardy Boyz sucks now especially Jeff

SmackDown Tag- Fuck the BLM Usos, thats all ill say

Crusierweight- , I dont even watch the Crusierweights they suck

UK Title- Im sorry who ?

NXT- He has a good theme song nothing else, he really sucks at wrestling

NXT Tag- A poor mans shield, wrestling quality like 600% lower

NXT Womens- a dumb chink slut, she is a real cock sucker

>>2676170
>12 Heel Champions

Really.

>>2676170
Would be literally perfect if Miz was IC and Becky was SD Women's

>>2676460
Underage

>>2676800
>God damn why are these fucks still going and Edge and Christian retired through injury.
Fucking this. Jeff literally looks like he's dying everytime he's in a match. He just has this expression of constant pain on his face.

>>2677453
It's called selling you dumb faggot

>>2676170
>Lesnar
I love Lesnar so much but i fucking hate that the title is not being defended

>Jinder
Bradshaw was champion too, so why not?

He is fun to watch and at least we have something new

>KO
Good, i like his new gimmick

>Dean
Just fucking drop it to The Miz REEEEEEEE

>Neville
He should be champion for the next 25 years

>Usos
I hated them but since they are fun to watch sometimes and are very good heels

>Hardy Boyz
Good but they need better feuds or more memorable moments

>Naomi
Meh

>Bliss
Good

>Roode
I want Hideo as the fucking champion already, he is in nxt since fucking forever

>Asuka
Its getting boring but no one else deserves it, we must wait for Io

>AOP
Good but the tag division as a whole is shit

>Dunne
I dont really care for the title, he seems like a good heel tho

>>2677462
He's selling his own moves?

>Brock
Who?
>Jinder
Going good so far, let's see what he does with this nuclear heat he has
>Dean
Doing nothing with the title, as expected
>Owens
He's gotten a lot more boring since he's nothing but "America, LOL!" lately
>Usos
Great
>Hardy Boyz
They're good, my nostalgia boner is starting to fade away though. Never saw their Broken gimmick so I'm looking forward to when they debut it
>Naomi
She's fun to watch, aside from that hopping kick flurry shit she does every match. Wish she'd tone down the nigger talk though. Patiently waiting for her nudes and I'd blow my entire life savings just for a buttjob
>Bliss
QT as fuck. Kinda hope she doesn't have nudes, she's so cute that it'd be awkward for me
>Neville
Based as fuck, the AA fued is stale as hell now though
>Bobby Roode
He's cool
>Asuka
Boring, she's great at having the aura of an absolute dickhead though
>AOP
They're alright
>Pete Dunne
He's great but I don't even know why the UK thing even exists

>>2676170
Smackdown in charge of diversity

>Brock
Horrible. I can't believe we're in for a year of this shit.
>Jinder
So fucking bad. I miss when Styles had this belt so fucking bad. The only good thing about this is that the belt isn't on worthless fucking Orton anymore. Please just let this be a short reign to get the belt to Corbin or Rusev or somebody, ANYBODY else, for the love of god.
>Alexa
Her reign still doesn't make any sense.
>Naomi
Dat ass.
>Dean
Dat ass.
>KO
Dat ass.
>Hardy's
Great, just become broken soon or this is gonna get boring.
>Uce
Fucking incredible. Who knew these guys were such great talkers.
>Neville
He's awesome, a great example of what long-term storytelling can do for you. Might be time for him to drop soon, though.
>Dunne
I kinda like Bate more but jesus christ that match was fantastic.
>Roode
I'm surprised by how much I've come around on him. His match with Hideo ruled.
>AoP
Their development's been pretty steady. Now we get to see what they are without DIY and Revival.
>Asuka
Again, great long-term storytelling. They've built up the idea that she's scared of the Eclipse, so the payoff should be good.

>>2676580
They do now

>BUH ROCK...LEEEEEEESNAAAAAAR
God I love Brock, but they really gotta do more with him. But not TOO much. You can have too much of a good thing and Brock killing people should be a rare treat. But too rare and people stop caring, so there's a careful balance to be had.

>Django Unchained 2: Jinder Unhindered
I'm actually so fuckin' excited for this reign. I have no idea where its going. NONE. I love having no idea. After watching wrestling for so long you get an idea for these things, but this is so off the nose that literally anything could happen next. I also love Jinder's angry face. Looking forward to Smackdown.

>Alexa "best waifu" Bliss
I love Alexa. Her entire persona and the way she plays it is so fucking good. Amazing heel, can play with the crowd, and not terrible in the ring. Her in ring work can get better, but I think she could easily be Miz-tier heel. I just can't get enough of her, top woman on the main roster.

>Naomi
Dat ass. I personally am not really that invested in her as a champion. I mean I don't dislike her, but I don't feel overly strong about her in general. She's cool I guess. The glow thing is pretty aesthetic.

>Dean "somewhere lost in a mall" Ambrose
Slap the belt on somebody else, or do something with him. I want what they were building up to close to his match with Brock, pushing his old extreme wrasslin' days. Elevate the whole lunatic thing and make him akin to old Foley. Potentially not PG friendly, but it would do wonders for his character and hopefully get some of the fucking mold off him.

>The new face of murica
Y2J is the GOAT but I'm happy based-goat put this guy here. KO's feud with Styles is feud of the year material, and while last nights finish was iffy its obvious its building up to an even better match which could be a 5 star classic. Also, talking smack was fucking GOLDEN, I love KO. He should run that show now. Book it, Vince.

(1/? I talk a fucking lot)

>>2677657
>I have no idea where its going. NONE. I love having no idea.
Really? 'Cause I'd say it's pretty obvious.

>I AM THE MAHARAJA
>YOU AMERICANS ARE RACIST
>YOU NOW HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT ME.
>I WILL NOW SPEAK IN PUNJABI
>Bad matches that all end with the opponent getting distracted to an absurd extent and him hitting Khallas from behind.

It's clearly all he's capable of.

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>>2676170
Naito > ALL OF WWE

>>2676246
dis

>>2677657
>BROTHER NERO AND THE GIRAFFE WHISPERER

Concur with thread, keep us on the nostalgia fumes until we build tolerance and then break them. Also, don't limit them. We want full on ridiculous broken.

>Roman Reign's Jenova Cells
Don't care, never cared. Better heel than face, though believe it or not I totally want the belts to go on Breezango, and then have them feud with The New Day. Lulfeud with potential for some deceptively good wrasslin.

>The man who owes rent to gravity but refuses to pay up

Neville is great, his wrestling is great, is carrying a stale division. I wouldn't mind some new talent for him to drop to though. Maybe Aries but eh. Maybe a surprise Tajiri win because why the fuck not?

>THEY DONT WANT DUNNE, THEY DONT WANT DUNNE
Pete and Tyler's match at Takeover was match of the fucking year, bar none. These two are main event level stars in the making. Keep the belt on one of these two for now, looking forward to the tiebreaker match.

>GLOOOORIOUS
Roode is great. B+ wrassler with an A+ gimmick and S tier entrance. Either keep the belt on him for a long time, or slap it on KENTA...until Omega arrives and probably goes through NXT because that's what we do with stars from elsewhere around here.

>The Authors Who Probably Can't Read
I like how they're being booked, I love me an unstoppable monster. I hope they don't get bad without DIY and The Revival to carry them. Keep the belts on these guys for awhile.

>ASUKAS GONNA KILL YOU
I love Asuka so much. Could knock Alexa out of her top company heel spot if done right. Keep the Goldberg-esque winstreak going, she's good for it and it eventually will have a great payoff. If I had to book it myself, she would have lost the title last night, without being the one pinned, that way she could get the callup but remain an undefeated monster. Make her the Buh ROCK of the women's division. Give her more squashes. You're 400 days into that gimmick, build it harder and push it. Worth in the long run.

>>2677695
(But if Asuka HAS to lose in a match before getting the call up, god forbid singles, slap the belt on Ember Moon. Preferably find a way to keep her undefeated in singles comp so she can keep that record going on the main roster. Either brand could benefit with that sort of monster in their women's division, don't chuck it away in NXT, none of them deserve it except maybe Ember.)

>>2677695
>someone who can't speak english can be the top anything
kek. asukafags, everybody

>>2677682
Truth.

>>2676170
>Brock
>Alexa
>Hardys
>Neville

all are decent

>Kevin
>Dean

Both titles mean nothing atm, US title >> IC title

everyone else i have no strong opinion

I'm fine with all the champs except for deanetty. He shouldn't have titles.

>>2676170
>Brock Lesnar
Who is Brock Lesnar and what is the Universal Title?
>Jinder Mahal
What have you done, Vince.
>Alexa Bliss
Great. The Horsewomen meme needs to die.
>Naomi
OK I guess.
>Dean Ambrose
Remove the belt from him now before he kills the entire midcard (if he hasn't already).
>Kevin Owens
So far so good.
>The Hardy Boyz
Nostalgia tank is running low on fuel. They need to find something to do with them.
>Usos
Good.
>Neville
Literally holding up the division. Keep the belt on him forever.
>Pete Dunne
Awesome. It's only up from here. Hope they don't ruin him.

>Bobby Roode
Great.
>AoP
Pretty fucking good for a green "big-man" tag-team.
>Asuka
When you have to hold onto the belt until someone is booked well enough to take it

>>2676170
get rid of naomi
Change ambrose with miz

>>2676170
>Brock: Fucking terrible
>Jinder: Based. Not even joking.
>Bliss: Good
>Noami: Fucking terrible
>Ambrose: Fucking terrible
>Owens: Mediocre
>Hardys: Getting bored of em
>Usos: Alright
>Neville: Based
>Dunne: Based

>Roode: Fucking terrible
>AOP: Literal whos
>Asuka: Asuka wins lol

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>>2676287
>AJ
>Rhyno and Heath
>Miz
>Becky
>We will never have another SmackDown renaissance

Living is suffering

>>2676170
Universal needs to be a full-timer, and Smackdown Tag should have eaten a pin last night.

>>2677955
>Backlash 2016 had AJ, Becky and Slyno winning and Miz retaining
Fast forward to now. Holy shit.

>>2676170
>Lesnar
dope
>Mahal
decent
>Bliss
dope
>Naomi
dope
>ambrose
dope
>owens
shit
>hardys
dope
>usos
dope
>neville
dope
>dunne
who cares?
>roode
shit
>AoP
shit
>asuka
dope

>>2676170
When will Sable finally get some taste and let Brock grow a beard again?

>>2676170
>Brock
Garbage. Doesn't Deserve it. I'd even Take Finn over this lazy part-timer.
>Jinder
Lots of SD! Wrestlers deserve it more, but Jinder's better than Boreton
>Bliss
Based
>Naomi
Also Based but her time's running out, glad she got something after all that time in the company
>Dean
Used to be boring but that program with The Miz is based
>Owens
Finally undoing all that horrific booking they did when he was Uni champ
>Hardys
Based. Sheasaro deserve it more, but based.
>Usos
I wanted Based Gay Cops to win. Still, Usos are getting better on the mic.
>Neville
Never drop it, Please
>Dunne
Who? The UK title was defended?
>Roode
Based
>AoP
Meh
>Asuka
She still hasn't dropped it?! Damn, I like her, but shit dude!

>roll up
if bork isn't going to give a fuck and hasn't given a fuck since the undertaker rematches, then why should I care?
>wwmeme title
fucking hilarious now, will be absolute shit soon, probably defend it against Zayn or just drop it to Nak. Better than Orton's boring ass.
>ram womyn
overrated as fuck but not bad
>smackdown womyn
GOAT ass, meh everything else. Becky still had the best reign, why they aren't doing anything with natty, becky and charles I don't know. They're by far the best workers on the show.
>ic
Dean can be great if booked correctly, but he's the creatives comedy segment, so it's just shit.
>us
Owens is fucking based, anti america heels are played out but he's still somehow making it work
>ram tags
don't give a shit until they stop being mildly maimed matt and 2002 jeff
>smack tags
heel usos fucking rule, but gay cops are the true saviors of the division
>cruiserwaits
Neville and AA deserve so much more
>UK
Dunne deserves so more more
>nxt guy title
too memey but he's had great matches imo with nak, hero and hideo
>nxt tag
based steaks and weights should beat them for it
>nxt womyn
asuka is based, but ember moon fucked it all up by getting injured. should be on ram or smack right now

>>2677513
>so the payoff should be good.

The payoff is Boon winning the belt? Shitty payoff.

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>>2677955
I have all of the OP pics of the threads I've made since that time.

>>2677955
>becketty
>good
Go back

>>2678290
Becky had one of the worst title runs in recent memory. What are you smoking?

>>2680059
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>2678290
Ember's injury is a work, bruh.

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I want gay cops to hold the belts for at least 6 months

>Brock

shit


>Jinder

kek

>Bliss

don't care

>Naomi

don't care

>Dean

shit

>KO

boring

>Usos

ok

>Hardy Boyz

boring

>Neville

based

>Dunne

good

>Roode

ok

>AoP

ok

>Asuka

boring

>Brock
never shows up, shit champion
>Jinder
shit
>Alexa
pretty good
>Naomi
shit
>Jannetty
wasted potential
>KO
good
>Hardy Boyz
cringe
>Usos
shit
>Neville
don't care
>Pete Dunne
couldn't give a single shit about the UK wrestlers
>Roode
good
>Authors of Pain
good
>Asuka
good

>>2676185

kys

>>2676253

>Implying WWE gave any fucks about the IC title in the last couple years

>>2677453

He can't smoke pot or take pain killers because of the wellness policy. Makes sense.

But man is he a bad mother fucker for still going.

>>2676170
>bork
meh

>sand nigger
WOAT

>bliss
cute but meh

>niggress
meh

>jannetty
WOAT

>KO
Based

>Hardys
Based

>Uces
Based

>Neville
Based but getting meh

>Pete
BASED

>boring roode
meh

>aop
WOAT

>asuka
Based

>>2680755
>SEETHING

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Updated with Jinder holding the belt. Based Poo.

whats pete dunne like gimmick /personality wise?

>>2676170
>Brock
Two good things about this: firstly, Paul Heyman promos. Secondly, at least the belt isn't being hot potatoed.

>Jinder
Anything is better than Blandy, though if he had a character beyond "I'm from India and I'm mad about it!" it would help.

>Bliss
I'm a Bliss bottomboi, worship the ground she walks on, most deserving champion in entire WWE.

>Naomi
Excellent entrance and really tightened up her in-ring work from the Funkadactyls days, probably dropping the belt to Charlotte though and I can't see her getting another big push unless and until a big PPV comes to Orlando again.

>Ambrose
Perma-midcarder mostly there to do character work. I liked his arc with Ellsworth and the Elias alliance might be interesting. Doesn't need the belt though.

>KO
Absolutely deserves the belt, really deserves the top belt but I'm sure he'll get there.

>Hardys
As soon as Anthem settles and they can go full Broken to feud with Bray that'll be great.

>Usos
Yawn, Breezango were robbed.

>Neville
205 Live finally became interesting when he showed up.

>Dunne
Right call, huge star in the making and already excellent.

>Bobbyroo
He's dropping this to Gargano or Ciampa sooner or later, I reckon.

>AoP
Good at the monster heel thing, but no character there. I have no idea who's going to dethrone them because the NXT tag division is pretty fucking dead right now.

>Asuka
Dick is diamonds, I submit and surrender to the Empress, all praise. T H I C C as F U C C