How did Pooleaf manage to pull this off?

He Pooleaved in himself.

Hit the weights and got a clue.

I doubt he showers though

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>>2675951

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Jinder with his poo-stick

Finally a real champion seeing wwe he'll probably loose it to that rockstar spud guy that carries an umbrella

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How did we go from this...

>>2675951
He pooed the guy that raises his wifes 4 kids

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The future is here folks

Watch the ratings tank you greasy faggots

Does meme magic even work on /asp/? I mean does kek really care about the dead boards?

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>>2676026
Doubt kek even knows about /asp/
Pop: 0.02

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Alright folks today dawns a new era, a new era for /asp/ we will dominate wrestling folks. We will kick those globalists down at r/squareshits and /woooo/

Jinder just stole that whole crappy ppv

Nigga mustve tookin that male vitality shit, he literally just cucked randy

Based Jinder

Kills ratings

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Guess Roman will be carrying the whole damn company

Jinder and cena are best fwends

>>2676051
Alex Jones should manager Jinder

>>2676026
>not knowing how magick works

based

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>>2676051
/asp/ sucks we will dominate fuck all. wrestling fans dont even know 4chan even has a wrestling board

Hit the roids. Shit the showers. Got a posse.

>>2676100
Kek he can't even manage his own life

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>>2675999
To this?

>>2676143
>?
Manlet Destroyed

>>2676026
>/pol/ meme'd a president into office
>/a/ meme'd a copypasta into becoming the highest-grossing anime film of all time
>/co/ meme'd bronies
>/tv/ meme'd big guy for you porn

Yep, checks out.

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This match had such poor workrate that i don't remember watching the ppv

>>2675951
First thang on my list go figgur
Its a brand new John Cena acteeon figgur
Second thang on my list guess what
Its a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said Froggy Fresh hol up
Mom said ur not allowed to touch a girls butt til your grown up
That's right I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until ya graduate from school
But that's all right cause third on my list
Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist
Now were moving on to item number four
Its a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check check it out y'all item number five
Its a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Well I can't really drive it cause its too small
But I could if I was maybe like this tall
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Item number six on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
So tough that the thing is made of steel
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
I could probly' eat like ten or eleven
Check up in my stocking and guess what I found me
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
Item number eight player don't hate
Its probaly the best damn toy in the state
A item so hot it could make the snow melt
Its a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas
And one more thing I want even though I already have
It is the best cd of all time Illmatic

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Jinder and his canadian tuxedo

>>2675951
A shitload of interference?

Did you watch the fucking match

>>2676182
>a/ meme'd a copypasta into becoming the highest-grossing anime film of all time
?

>>2676222
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way

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>>2676219
n-n-no

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>>2676014

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Feeling extra naughty tonight munching out Jinder is driving me wild

Jinder the face that runs the place

>Pooleaf

kek

Wonder what big dick dave thought about this, will probably put this win up there among the greats

put the title on roman please

>>2676226
>>2676230
>>2676243
Die you retarded frogposters.

>>2676224
Are you retarded?

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>>2676289

>>2676222
Please don't, I don't want to get the pasta.

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>>2676289

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>>2676222
Brock Lesnar falls in love with The Undertaker.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the wrestler's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Mark Calloway, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the WWE Superstar he called is not the same WWE Superstar he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the Deadman's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Brock's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two wrestlers strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>2676222
Already a thing.

http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

Meme magickk

Tna probably gonna stick the belt on there little sandnigger after seeing that

>>2676125
This is entirely accurate, the only reason most people here know about /asp/ is because we migrated from /sp/ and can't find a better board.

If there was another board that wasn't 100% contrarian smarks I'd go there.

>>2675951
Roid era is back! Machine debut when!?

>>2676405
this is the epitome of american redneck: the comment.

>>2675951

When he knocked Balor out he stole his powers. Believe it, Balor hasn't been the same since. Big Poppa Poo transfered all the main event ability right through one devastating forearm.

>>2676561
this is the epitome of brainwashed leftist crybaby: the comment
>>>/reddit/

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How long before he fails his piss test and has to drop the belt ?

>>2676830
Never, because he'd piss as clean as you and me. Pure Unhinderable Effort, no American Steroids needed.

>>2676830
He will never fail it all those skinnyfat manlets wwe has now has deluded the brains of wrestling fans, now when they see someone jacked they freak out like betas

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>>2675951
Who the fuck would've thought it? A guy that used to be a jobber/comedian no more than 3 years ago now is the top guy in the company.

Bray Wyatt seething in his shithouse as based Jinder carries the company

>>2677766
He was a jobber 2 months ago. That's why this is so awesome. If he loses the title Tuesday oh well. Jinder Mahal hit the weights and became WWE champion. It happened

>>2675951
something about Vince loving canadians.

>>2676839
>bacne
>gyno
I dunno anon, the symptoms are there...

>Vince secretly a leaf

>>2676839
>no American Steroids needed.
As someone who is glad Jinder won, and a supporter of steroid use because it makes it more interesting for me and I don't care about their bodies/health, there is no way Jinder isn't juiced to the gills.

Does WWE have an India tour coming up? If they go to India with Jinder as champ he will draw more dimes than Scrooge McDuck.

Get use to it folks your new wwe champion

>stopped drinking
>started giving a shit about his body
>started hitting the gym hard
>started a meal plan
>started writing out his goals in life

Will he form poolet club

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Imagine how pissed entitled indy brats like Sami Zayn or Kevin Owens must've been watching Orton/Mahal from the back

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>>2678109
>I got my face slashed in a garage fed, spreading hepatitis over the ring in a high work rate match for this?

Watcha gunna do when big poppa poo poos on you

>>2678109
Fucking hell give them some credit you filthy mark

Some people in the back are probably happy for him

>>2676209
Canadian tuxedo is a jean jacket and jeans..

>source: I'm Canadian

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>>2678321
I grew up on the border of your fine country and even I agree that you guys love your flannel up there>>2676209

>>2678315

No doubt guys like Heath were psyched but its well known that Sami is a bit of a prick backstage

>>2678321
yea a canadian tuxedo is whatever the fuck lana was wearing at that summerslam with ziggler kek

>>2676638
>further proving his point
You faggots are delusional and retarded, dangerous mix

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>>2675951

He got a clue, took a shower, and had sex.

>mfw "people" thought that the Jinder could be hindered

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>>2676197

This is absolute fuckin' gold

Also, Jinder's the man

>>2678523
JJJJJJJAAAAAAYYYYYYZZZZUUUUUSSSSS

>>2676830
They already tested him a couple months back and he came through crystal clear.

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>>2675951
Him and his brother provided a good enough distraction.

What does trump think of this?

Marahajeesh empire shall rise

Wonder who the coalburner was backstage after big poppa poo won