Jinder Mahal Celebration Thread
Get in here bros
1st for RKO
Its habbening here lads. if it doesnt ill an hero
he looks great except for the gyno
it ruins his physique
BASED
>>2673905
paki bastard
>>2673905
I'M CELEBRATING. TIME TO GO OUT AND TAKE A POO ON THE STREETS
BUMP MY THREAD ON /pol/
POOOPAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER
>>>/pol/126518896
>>2673905
Fuck manlets
>>2673905
Designated shitting areas BASES POPPA POO
>they actually did it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>2674429
>leaf
Why am I not surprised
DESIGNATED
>1 FINISHER PUT RANDY AWAY
BASED BIG POPPA POO
>>2673905
BASED HARDBODY WORKING THE SMARKS
LIVE FEED OF INDIA RIGHT NOW.
>>2673905
All he did was armbars, he cant even lift orton with his cosmetic air muscles. Orton carried him.
In all seriousness, it really shows just how far that WWE has sunk to see people cheering on Jinder Mahal to be champion. I'm not knocking his in-ring work or promo work, it doesn't even matter if those were good or bad. It's the fact that the guy was a jobber for years, was in 3MB and treated as an absolute joke, coming in off an immediately-doomed gimmick, and then one day pops up and becomes WWE Champion. The push is unbelievable in a bad way. And guess what?
It's the best thing WWE has done all year. Legit not even mad. It's so unbelievable, it's got you all worked. I love it.
Who /CELEBRATIONPOO/ here?
SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
They're just trying to make money off of those 1 billion poo poos who may have enough rupees to buy a shirt.
>>2674533
Here lad. Gonna finish this pizza and take a mondo shit in a few minutes.
>>2673905
And to think that Owen Hart, Jake Roberts, Goldust (at his prime), Scott Hall, Ted Dibiase Sr, British Bulldog.... NEVER WON the WWE Championship
LAD STATUS: WEW
If last year you told me Jinder would be WWE Champion I would literally poo.
>Comes out to a huge presence
>Creates a big fight feel
>MOTN with great in ring psychology
>Working on body parts
>Crowd into match big time
>Snek going overboard cost him
>Huge heat after
I'm a fucking believer, let him beat Phil's record
>>2674564
they never reached for the brass ring, anon.
who else /actually happy/ here
First ever Anti-Islamic Champion holyshit
CANT HINDER
>>2674516
lol you've posted this on every thread plz go outside
>>2674606
here. When he came out, it legitimately had a big fight feel. This is great.
>>2674606
I am. I don't care what everyone else says. It's different. I'm sports entertained. CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
>>2674616
Sammy Zayne is probally crying in the back
I'm seriously surprised he got a huge pop when he came out, his theme song is fucking based
>>2673905
/r/SC is now private!
The most amazing thing about this is how Jinder carried Randall through a regular tv match. And this comes just after the aspie kid Orton ranted about indy wrestling giving the impression he "knows" about wrestling. But guess what, a jobber like Jinder is better than him.
Rest in headlocks rangay
Jinder's finisher is being protected as fuck, nobody has kicked out of it so far in Smackdown.
>>2674682
wassup with that, are the mods just joking around or are people legit flaming over the new maharaja
BASED
Yo they built him up like crazy. He is literally untouchable now.
SHIT TIER BORETON FINALLY HAD HIS REIGN COME TO AN END
B A S E D
A CHANGE IS COMING TO WWE
>>2674712
He's got the mic skills and his finisher is protected as fuck, he just needs a good signature move and hold on the belt for a year or so and he can become one of the greatest heels of all time.
>>2673905
Based Jinder
JINDER STATUS: UNHINDERED
Jinder status:
[ ] Hindered
[X] Not hindered
BASED MAHAL ON /mu/
>>>/mu/72921121
>>2673905
My brain broken
>>2673905
>tfw your champion will never be this BASED
I-IT'S JUST NOT FAIR! HOW CAN WE EVEN COMPETE WITH THEM AFTER THIS?
>>2673905
Honestly I want him to have a mega-bloody match like JBL and Eddie when Eddie almost died of blood loss, it would be so over
>>2673905
ALL HAIL THE UNHINDERED MAHARAJA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jinder Mahal is the 50th man to hold the WWE title.
Didn't watch the main event match. Is it worth watching or just the reaction at the end?
>>2674876
It's slow, but pretty decent, all considered.
>>2674876
It was actually a good match.
>>2674876
It was WAY better than expected. Orton actually tried a bit and jinder isn't bad at all. The crowd was really into it too. Let's go jinder jinder sucks chants were loud as fuck.
>>2674876
Kinda of a meh match but nothing too bad.
Watch it for Orton absolutely killing one of the Bollywood Boyz
THREAD THEME
http://crossfade.io/?_escaped_fragment_=/oyzgqw6bjs#!/oyzgqw6bjs
>>2674918
>getting zero traction
>>2674876
Last five minutes when Randy's tossing the midgets around
>>2674519
Don't remember who he faced but about a month ago he got no intro, just "heres jinder mahal" real quick already in the ring. gets his ass beat, and a month later hes champ. just fucking wow.
I'll never doubt meme magic ever again.
Reminder that BASED Jinder become a WWE Champion before any Britbong in history.
>>2675018
i got like 110 on mine mother fucker come out
tfw im a draw
>>>/pol/126518896
>Do roids for 8 months
>get a world title
Vince is truly a nutter
>>2675034
next wwe champion
he deserves it obviously
>>2675034
Yeah it's almost like making good career decisions for yourself ends up in success.
BASED JINDER
>>2673905
Vince is so fucking based
>>2673905
It was a good night for Canadian born wrestlers it seems.
>>2675034
Sikhs are huge Trump supporters
>>2673905
He no-sold an RKO
Can someone pls post the version of this pic with Based Jinder?
>>2674735
DICK STATUS: MUH
>>2675043
>gets some degree now has a good job.
It's like people literally don't know how to gain success in life.
It's a performance, if you look the part, you have a better chance of playing the part
>>2673905
BASED POO
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>>2673905
SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
And I hope they fucking it. Smug, whiny, no-fun-loving faggots are too sheltered and entitled to accept that not everything has to go their way
>mfw Based Mahal is one of Vince's guys so is basically confirmed at least half a dozen title reigns before retirement now.
Reminder that he is only 30 years old and will be top heel for the next 10+ years.
>>2673905
Well, he's a better Indian champion than the Great Khali at least.
>>2675273
he should actually grow long hair like that.
>>2673905
Last year he looked like this
>>2674876
its unironically one of the better matches wwe has had in a while.
>working a body part made a difference
>no stupid ref bump
>heel runs away from a face's finisher
>face gets too aggressive and it costs him
>heel goes over clean
>>2675679
what a difference makes when you only drink water and eat salads
>>2675718
It was legit a fun match. Orton actually tried and you could tell it was the highlight of jinders career from the get go.
>>2675722
Dont forget the morning only cardio
/What culture/ will still complain that a POC never got the belt.
Sideplates please.
>>2677064
I want Jinder to ride this heat and hold the title longer than punk.
Can't wait for this meme to die. Bottom 3 wrestlers in the company with big cuck and mojo and vince put the title on him because of that fucking country where people take a shit in the streets, wtf is that ?
>>2674541
Jinder is a smark darling
Jinder is also hated by smarks
wrestling boards/twitter are really comical right now
>>2677097
what do you expect, Vince put the us title on a fucking leaf
>>2673905
GOAT