WWE BACKLASH THREAD 4

Sweden fucking sucks fuck everything about them

>>2672412
What is Sami Zayns gimmick?
What is Barron Corbins gimmick?

Why should I care about this match or feud??

LET'S SOLITARY LUPUS

Are you having fun lads

I am having fun

first for mop

>people who can't make proper gamethreads

Fucking amateurs

Corbin needs to grow a mustache and cut his hair. He doesn't even need to shave his head, just cut his hair. Shit look.

HEY SAMI

BASED TAXICAB MAN GONNA MAKE SNOREBIN LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS

Soebody post the sami towel picture

>>2672421
found the american

Who's the Jannetty announcer team?

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post tummies right now

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tfw i have to pray during a sami match

Did Corbin get a new theme?

Don't remember a motorcycle reving up in his before

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>>2672439

>>2672423
Corbin is just an ass kicker out for himself, a less charismatic stone cold, sami is a red hair faggot.

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tell me about baron trump why does he job

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Press F to pay respects to gay cops

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what do sami's moon runes say

I hope Jinder makes Orton bleed the hard way like Brock did.

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You're watching this PPV with your girlfriend, right /asp/?

BASED JBL BTFO FLIPPERS AND DIVERS

>>2672441
Ive been hearing the bike for awhile. I dont like it unless he started coming out on a bike.

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>>2672439

Now JBL is back to rambling about Steve Jobs being unhappy, he's dead you moron.

>>2672422
Who's this?

>>2672452
F

>>2672452
F

I hope they keep doing their skits at least

>>2672423
Zayne gimmick is losing all the time but giving his best. Corbin is a lone wolf ... And he won a battle royal

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sasha banks is the hottset diva of all time

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Who here switching to Twin Peaks in 5 minutes?

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rate this match ASP

My stream is behind, however:
>They now introduce a Hindi announce team
Mahal confirmed for winning tonight.

>>2672460
Gross, post more ethnic ladies.
non of this white stuff

is zayn gon a be ok bros?
am i being worked?

>>2672465
me

>>2672475
Minus 5 stars

>>2672458
Follow the path of allah and job just like he did

>>2672460
uh...heh...y-yeah t-t-totally

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This is Pete Dunne.
Say something nice about him, /wooo/.

>>2672474
Any streams ?

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Everyone post your Best Big Breakfast for Based Big Banter Corbin

>>2672437
I'm Danish

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>>2672473
I want to suck a fart out of her tight little ass

>>2672474
Nobody, Twin Peaks is garbage

>>2672488
Check /tv/

>>2672460
my left hand is in my pants so yes

RESIST

>>2672487
He had a good match last night

>>2672487
How are his teeth not fucked up?

How effective is the Bear Hug to suffocate someone in RL?

>>2672496

DESPAIR

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Imagine being 6' 8" 275 pounds and having to sell to this midget.

>>2672460
Yeah, always.

The only problem is she's something I created. Wrote out what I consider would be the perfect woman in a word document and pretend she's with me. I will occasionally write up stories about spending time together on dates or our sex. She's always with me.

>>2672443
Oh fuck diamonds

>>2672487
that is nick cage's face photoshopped onto Pete's head

>>2672487
he has cool moves and he's good at biting things

>>2672487
I gotta admit it he had a great match last night and he deserved to win

>>2672491
I feel like she looks better when she is NOT smiling

This match sucks

Both of their timings are off on the moves

>>2672505
sami is taller than cena

>>2672488
sup tv dot org

>>2672506
Nice. That works well for you?

>>2672487
Outworked every human on the roster across all brands.

>>2672505
Imagine being a pro wrestler

Sami's neck just got worked

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God this board is reddit as fuck now, I'm out enjoy your shitty ppv

>>2672505
Found Hulk Hogan

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>>2672516

>>2672460
>TFW first ppv since break up.
She never really liked them but she sat through them with a smile.

i wanna get Baron Corbin's haircut, what should i tell mi coiffeur

Corbin actually works really hard but they keep feeding him half baked feuds.

>>2672423
quirky underdog

kid who went through high school who got bullied and never really talked to anyone. then he had had growth spurt and started kicking everyone's ass. also he really likes wolves.

no

>>2672528
Show him a picture of baron corbin and say that you want that haircut

>>2672528
gimme a skullet but keep half the top

>>2672527

She sounded like a keeper.

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Sami is maybe 5 foot compared to Cena

>>2672528
tell him to put on a blindfold

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>>2672533

>dat hairline

I hate Sami.

>>2672524
>>>reddit

Based fake taxi man carrying Corbin to good match

I've been sober and alcohol free for 3 weeks after being a long time alcoholic.

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Zayn is the ramen of smack

Corbin's a good bruiser he just needs some work

I don't know how long he's been in NXT before the call up

THERE GOES SAMI, HE'S HAILING A CAB

>>2672460
Y-Yes, of c-course. I'm totally like watching this with my girlfriend who actually exists.

I fucking hate Sami.
"Let's get beat up, dive over the top rope, then lose anyway."

>>2672499

He let the rest of his face be fucked up so his teeth aren't.

>>2672542
Islamophobe

holy fuck corbin just can't have a not boring match

Is this still the preshow? Google says the main show starts at 930 est

>this match is still on

WHERE THE FUCK IS BASED HYPE BRO?

i can't imagine that chokeslam backbreaker not hurting like hell

when's becketty on

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fucking end already

>>2672557

>this match is on the card

Do people like Corbin? He looks like fucking shit. A tall, balding, flabby guy.

Are Sami's new trunks supposed to be some kind of Antifaschistische thing?

>>2672545
good for you, keep it up :)

>>2672554
I hated him before I knew he was a red headed Muslim.

>>2672566
Yes check his twitter

Why do they still attempt that sunset flip powerbomb

It never fucking looks good

>>2672539
kek

>>2672545
Good stuff man.
>>2672571
It did there

they should make corbin the leader of a biker gang

So is divashit next? To fully kill the crowd

>>2672569
absolutely based

Sami Zayn is the best heel in wrestling cause every time I see him I hope he dies.

Why is Sami allowed to do Becky Lynch's signature?

Just saw the leaked Alexa Bliss pics for the first time. She looks like a good sport.

>>2672489
That bacon isn't cooked.

DEEP SIX BURRIED

Deed six

Why does Corbin wear a shirt?

>>2672576
Yep, the card arrangement was shite

Is the AJ Styles match the only match worth watching tonight?

Over under 20 finishers kicked out of tonight? We already have what, 5?

What's the meaning of the name "Deep 6"

>>2672569
YUCK!

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>>2672561
Probably next. Her heel turn will be the only interesting part of the match

>>2672586
he had a skinny fat guy gut

>>2672569
yum

I like Sami Zayn

>>2672586
To hide the gut

>>2672569
MOAR

BWAHAHAHAHA

YES!
YES!
YES!

>>2672566
they're from an operation ivy song

LOVE WINS

Wow, didn't expect that.

How do we beat isis?

>>2672583
No no, it's just that you're a faggot.

ASP FUCKING DESTROYED

The STATE of you stupid fucks

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>>2672586

>>2672590
"To utterly destroy" basically

>>2672594
Why doesn't he just work out?

>>2672569
her smile is really pretty

>all these nu male cucks in the audience

I'm so sorry you have to see this. On behalf of my city, I apologize.

*skanks in celebration*

Oh come the fuck on

He finally won a match after like 3 months, jeez.

This was shit.

BIG MATCH ZAYN OVERCOMING THE LITERAL BETTING ODDS

>It's a 'Sami Zayn actually wins' episode

well shit

>people thought corbin would win

lmao

>>2672579
wow that's racist

>losing to Sami Zayn on a PPV

Fucking buried

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>>2672586

BASED SAMI ZAYN WORKING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

>>2672563

We've still got Flippy Wyatt vs Jannetty Wyatt to go

What is that kick called again?

>>2672613
spot reduction is a meme

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is Zayn on Smackdown and not on 205 Live. Neville is bigger than Zayn.

>>2672566
What do they say?

>it's a guy completely dominating 95% of the match loses episode

Zzz

Sami Zayn wins! And the "smart money" was on Corbin. Protip, kids: NEVER bet on professional wrestling.

like 90% of the people from the prediction (including me) got buttfucked

I thought that match was pretty damn good honestly. Sami's selling and just the psychology of it was great.

>>2672611
his navel is like a fucking mouth

>JUST ONE HELLUVA KICK

Corbin is done future endevor his ass, he seems to have taken Brays spot as the eater of pins

>>2672615
>my city

>>2672632
The Hulu kick

poltards btfo

>>2672632
sharia strike

This means Jinder wins for sure, my guess is Zayn might be next after Orton's rematch.

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Fucking Sami...

>>2672619
"shit" is a weird way to spell "based"

>Smackdown doesn't have very many heels
>makes their future #1 heel lose to Sami Zayn on PPV

What did Vince mean by this?

BASED BRENNAN THE SHOGUN

>nip wins
>coconuts win
>cab driver wins

No American victories so far

>>2672636
Resistance

>>2672604

That's better than what I thought it was. Also more fitting for his gimmick, too.

WOO WOO WOO

>>2672653
SHOGUN SQUAD

REAL SHOGUN PPV TIME

>losing to Zane

>>2672636
The arabic text? Says "Zyn"

>>2672654
The Usos...

why does memeber moon sound like kathy griffin?

>>2672643
vince still loves the biggest dog

>muslim
>ginger
>antifa
>ska fag
>indie shitter
>manlet

Be honest, could you actually see yourself ever getting along with somebody like Sami in real life?

>Cops losing
>Corbin losing

Are the writers literally retarded?

>>2672635
"205" doesn't refer to Nevilles ear size

Embah Moon playing with one hand. Based Empress.

Congrats to Baron Corbin on winning MITB.

MAHARAJA

THERE GOES SAMI AND HE'S HAILING A CAB

Is that the dude who fucked /vp/ in Pokemon?

>that Brennan Williams

Lmao, remember when that nigga was posting on /sp/

Was that fucking GREATBLACKOTAKU in a rocket league commercial? Nigga's not even on TV yet and already blowing up!

BPP!!

>>2672664
she is an oreo DnD nerd

Holy fuck. Was that the first time based Brennan has been on tv?

i want to cuddle ember moon!

Who /NicoNicoNii/ here?

BASED JINDER HERE TO SAVE THE SHOW

Jinder confimed going over

>>2672673
Plot twist. It's Samis cab!

>>2672487
I am instantly worked by his ugly face and attire.

BASED FUCKING MAHARAJA LETS GO

M A I N E V E N T
A
H
A
R
A
J
A

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POO

>>2672654
YA SEETHING YA DWEEB

>not "Chicago? More like Chicago fuck yourselves"

jinder looks like a champion

put the strap on him

Poo & Loo Security in the house!

POPPA POO

BIG
POPPA
POO

>>2672681
Me!

>>2672675
I remember when that nigga BTFO /vp/ with pokemon that weren't even bred or EV trained

HI HATERS


BYE HATERS

Bobbie Jindall is pretty redpilled

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>CM Punk chant

>>2672674
Yes

The Maharaja of Strong Style is actually unironically going to win.

Why does this promo look like a movie?

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a muslim in chicago

>>2672615
Kys

HATERS

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Why is Masamune best car?

>CHICAGO

BASED BIG POPPA POO

why does he call himself the "mother russia"?

>>2672412
Taking Ali's gimmick :/

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>have a scowl all the time
>wonder why people boo you

BIG POP POO

dunno why hearing jinder say "haters" is making me laugh

>Camera cut

Whoa

>>2672694
Fucking this, I'm now sold with this promo

Based Big Poppa Poo

Big
Pimple
Poo

BIG POP FOR JINDER

VINCE DOES IT AGAIN

>You hate me because of the way that I smell
What'd he mean by this

That dudes got a massive nose

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am i the only one who likes him

>CROWD CHEERING AT MAHAL


GOD I LOVE THIS ANGLE


I LOVE TTHIS AANGLE I CANT BNELIEVE MAHAL IS MAIN EVENTING AND IS #1 CONTENDER TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
>what chants

FUCK OFF

>>2672693
>Chicago? More like Chicago shit in the street

>Not having a a finisher called "Sikh and Destroy"

>>2672609
Says the faggot who eats raw bacon.

>>2672675
>implying he's not in this thread right now

come on brennan you fucking faggot, put down the switch and respond to me

>>2672707
starting last night wwe's production team seems to have figured out depth of field and now everything looks really good

>I can be your angel or your devil, wwe universe

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>THIS IS THE XFL

No fucking way he's winning

wtf I love street shitting now

JINDER HAS PRESCENCE MOTHER FUCKER STRAP HIM TO THE TITLE GODAMMNITT. Hes like Chad showing up to a shitty party after that Zayn shit fest

>>2672708
He's Sikh

>POOED

>>2672667
He's taller than Cena

>>2672729
nah i love big poppa jinder

>>2672729

He's /ourguy/

BIG VINNY MAC LOOKING TO DRAW BIG RUPEES

The STATE of this "bad foreigner" angle

THAT JINDER POP

HOLY SHIT BASED POOZILLA IS GOING OVER

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>calling the city of king nigger a hate filled city

MODERN DAY MAHARAJA

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>Great country
>India

POO'D

BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO BASED BIG POPPA POO

>>2672729
Lets see how the night goes i might jump on the mahal bandwagon

>You hate me because I'm a curry loving dot-head
Wow I can't believe he said that

>>2672588
the usos and breezango had an amazing match dude

>>2672721
cut to pre-tape because he cant be trusted with a live mic

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POST YOUR RARE AND COMMON CARMELLAS

BASED ELLSWORTH

I actually kinda like Jinder now, he looks like he would make a good midcard champ

why is this cuck still employed

BASED MAHARAJA WORKING THE ANTI-SMARK MARKS

BASED SKIPPY

elllsworth's theme is too good for him

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>BASED JINDER PROMO

>>2672751
>implying obama isnt an uncle tom

BIG MIC JAMES

BASED BIG HOG

Are there any poo in loo'ers itt?

I wonder if he is getting any play in their main stream media.

I like Jinder, He can be champ, and help me fix my laptop. Hope he wins.

Based Ellsworth putting the Mack in smackdown

Why is no chin still on SDL?

DESIGNATED

>>2672732
We've discussed this. It's the Delhi to Belly Pooplex.

DUH

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>>2672647
>>2672632

>"I've been studying Israeli Army Martial Arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back."

>sausages

>SAUSAGES

Chicago eternally BTFO

>>2672671
I would literally suck Vince's dick for this to happen.

>>2672749
why does Manju wield the knife?

/asp/ are a bunch of sausages

>>2672729
I'll cheer for anyone who was in 3MB desu

FABULOUS

Damn that lack of a pop.

>mfw Brennan Williams AKA The Great Black Otaku AKA Better Woolie showed up on a WWE PPV

NEW THREAD

>>2672772

>>2672772

>>2672772

>Fucking Ellsworth worked me

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CM Punk chants? Cute.

The beginning of Carmella's music is such a crowd killer.

>you will never be mella's sissy slave

>>2672668
Sami needs a win evey now and then and corbin didn't need it because he is probably gonna win the MitB and getting the world championship in less than 6 months

Cops are better as the underdog team trying to go against the champion, you make them the champs and they lose much of they uniqueness, look at Heat Slater & Rhyno.

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>>2672760

this is unwatchable wow

>>2672749
You forgot to change the date to today.

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>ellsworth does all that work to get a pop for carmella
>she STILL gets crickets during her entrance

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF CARMELLA

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what is dollar store nia doing

>>2672792
ELLSWORKED

Tamina got fat or was she always that big?

Who /ਮਹਾਰਾਜਾ/ here?

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>22 remaining
>54 remaining

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>tfw Elsworth is better at mike than Roman Reigns

Fuck... I hope Becky breaks a bone for having such stupid hair...

>the absolute state of that hair
>lynchfags will defend it

>>2672635
at the time that the cruiserweights division was created Sami was more over with the people that Neville, and Neville wasn't even in consideration by the fans until he turned heel and declared himself the king of the cruiserweights

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>>2672790
>his first appearance was on a fucking up up down down segment

>>2672826
>54 eliminated
>22 remaining

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>>2672793
I want to be Mickey's son and kiss him on his mouth

>>2672833
He's unironically a pretty great manager for women.

>tfw you're waiting for based bliss to come out and remember that she's on ram
why am i even watching this shit?

>>2672826
Do you have Takeover one? Missed it yesterday

JBL actually killing it tonight

>>2672596
You can't

>>2672658
Samoa joe

>>2672458
>moon runes
American """""""""""education"""""""""""" everybody