Is this his new gimmick? When's he debuting it on SD?

based big brains demon kane working knox county marks

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Anybody from Knox County here? What are his chances of winning?

>>2659812
He was on Alex Jones a few years ago. Alex should be his new manager

>>2659893
I live in Anderson county next to it, but I think they're pretty damn good. I have some friends in Knoxville that have said they were going to vote for him and he is getting a lot of radio time. Plus the current mayor (who is well liked) isn't running for reelection.

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>>2659812
STEALING JOHNNY "THE MAYOR" BLEDSOE'S GIMMICK NOW, ARE WE?

Based Big Brains Uncle Kane working the voters and ushering a libertarian utopia.

>>2659812
>Well, one day I got lucky and got a multi-million dollar job and now I want to join the party that wants to let me keep all of that money for myself because freedom and stuff

Liber-tearians in a nutshell

>>2659976
LIBKEKS SEETHING

>>2659976
>Guy brings joy to millions in a career that literally destroys his body
>some faggots don't even want to let him keep the earnings from his literally back-breaking labor
Breaking News: Social Scientists discover that a man is NOT entitled to the sweat of his brow!

>>2659990
>destroys his body
i hate this meme

>>2660005
Why, because it makes you feel guilty? Or do you think its normal for the undertaker to need his hip replaced at age 52?

>>2659990
>Comes out and chokeslams a guy twice a week
>$34,000/hour

>I load pallets 40 hours a week with no pop
>Back is getting X-pac heat
>Heaviest workrate in the business
>Drawing dimes for my boss but no push in sight
>$11/hr

World's smallest violin for his bitch ass

>>2660043
When's the last time you got put through a table?
>Not wanting both of you to keep more of your own damn money
You seem like a bitter, small-time bitch.

>>2660043
you warehouse fuckers are dumb as fuck always putting light stuff at the bottom and heavyshit on top

>>2660043

>>Back is getting X-pac heat

Hahaha! Give this man a title shot!

>>2660066
Triple dubs is correct

>>2660060
Yeah, now I can keep another 1% of my money and walk to work through untamed wilderness because I couldn't afford the $53/month road fee then halfway there a Korean platoon parachutes out of the sky and kicks my ass because we didn't invest in national defense then get cancer eating fish sticks for lunch because every body of water in the country is composed of toxic waste run-off.

>>2660066
I never put bananas on top of blueberries, don't blame me you slut

>>2660076
I was actually just thinking of a tax break for people who do work that fucks up your body as opposed to abolishing government, but hey, keep drinking that leftist kool-aid.

>>2660090
All of that gov stuff you're fine with costs money, money procured from taxes. Without it none of that exists.

>>2660096
Uh huh. And all those taxes, whether from people or corporations, come from the economy, and a huge amount of that money is sunk into efforts to improve the economy, which is impossible when you're doing so with money removed from the economy. (Ref: Zero Sum Game)

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>>2659812
>Sweet P's BBQ

>>2660120
Wow... h-he's smart...

>you will never discuss economics with Kane and then watch some of your favorite Kane matches with him while having a beer

>Kane believes in the free market and smaller state
>he doesn't believe in Kanesianism

i'll get my coat

>>2659976
>>2660005
>>2660043
>>2660076
>>2660096
Based Kane working the obese Socialists.

>>2659924
He also has Rand Paul's endorsement. Can't hurt his chances...

>>2660060
Do you actually believe the table makes it worse? Are you stupid or something? Guys love going through tables cause it breaks your fucking fall. It's better to take something through a table than to take it just on the mat.

>>2661208
You made me laugh and spit my mate, so good job, man.

>>2660013
Because it's bullshit.

Most the problems from wrestlers comes from the travel lifestyle and lack of normal rest.

>>2661819
>and spit my mate
Sorry I know you usually swallow

>>2660066
I think it's a rib. No one can be THAT stupid.

>>2661826
"mate" is a south american infusion, but hey, at least you tried.

>>2661824
>falling on your back several times a night for 20 years is healthy

>>2661828
"mate" has different meanings, mate

I like kane but the dude believes in fucking austrian economics

Lolbertarianism - not even once.

>>2659812
Is Mayor Kane a face or a heel?

>>2659812
>You will never live in a world where Kane runs for Mayor entirely in Kayfabe

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>>2661208
>you will never follow Kane in glorious revolution

Some anon needs to shop Mayor Kane's head onto C&C Kane. Kek's guaranteed.

>>2661837

this desu

>>2661972
>desu
gross

>>2659812
>wrestler turned politician
>Embraces wrestling and even references his gimmick in his campaign slogan

Holy shit. This is literally Final fight.

>>2661837
I disagree with Kane's political ideas but I'd vote for him just because he's Kane.

>>2662155
AND HIS LOGO HAS FIRE IN IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHqCKUqoAeE

>>2662203
Find one thing in this video you disagree with and explain yourself.
>>2662243

>>2662203
Idiots like you are how The Rock gets elected President in 2020.

>>2662246
Calm down geek

>>2662155
I want him to continue wrestling with a politician gimmick.
His finisher can be called the Filibuster.

>>2662246
Kane's legit smart though, the rock is just a generic muh hollywood salary dude

>Kane and Ryhno will never have a mayor themed tag team

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>>2662243
I hope he wins.
>>2662246
Dipshit that's how Trump got elected.

>>2662246
Meh, we got Trump elected. The Rock is at least as qualified plus the bantz will be unreal

>>2660043
Maybe you should of learned how to become a professional wrestler instead of doing work made for illegal mexicans to be paid under minimum wage

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>"Mr. Jacobs I promised you that before this election was over your life would never be the same".

>"You said being a Libertarian makes you happy. Well unfortunately not everyone can be that happy".

>"LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION GLENN!"

>"HOW HAPPY IS KATIE VICK WITHOUT THE AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE ACT".

>"That's right, I know Mr. Jacobs, I know it all, if you were in office you would have voted for Trumpcare, that's right Mr. Jacobs. You. Are. A. Murderer".

>>2662243
That video is so poorly produced.. hope he's not paying someone much for that

>Horrible time of day to do it
>Reflectors up the ass
>Head looks like it's glowing
>He's squinting from the reflectors
>Still has harsh as fuck shadows
>Audio quality mediocre
>Kane's muffled, birds clear as fuck
>Not gonna blame the guy for the cuts because you know Kane could only come out with one at a time but still very jarring cuts

>>2662591
Yeah, this. Half of it should have been voiceovers with him doing shit like shaking hands with middle class people and standing near a wooden farm fence admiring america's beauty.

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>>2660071
>title shot!
>shot