>Irish whip >opponent doesn't just not run

>tombstone
>opponent doesn't just bite their balls

>guy jumps out of the ring out into a crowd of dudes
>if even their fingernail makes contact with him, they ragdoll down

>royal rumble
>first entrant just doesnt bring a gun and 29 bullets with him to the ring

>>2659651
Uuuh you can get DQd in the rumble

>>2659661
no ya can't, nimrod

>>2659670
This. Otherwise people would get counted out when they go under the bottom rope and hide.

>No DQ
>wrestler's wrestle
>wrestler doesn't kick opponent in the balls for ten minutes straight and then lock on a sleeper hold and refuse to break it until match ends

>have a shot at the title
>doesn't just prod the ref so he goes down and repeatedly chairshot the title holder

>defending the title
>doesn't just DQ himself thereby retaining the title

>non DQ match
>doesn't just get all his stable buddies in the ring to turn it into a 5-on-1 handicap match

fuck I'd be invincible if I was the world heavyweight champion

>ecw
>all matches no disqualification
>tag teams obey tag rules out of politeness
>competitors respect rope breaks

>>2659687

So Bullet Club?

>>2659670
>Who is Finlay?

>Russian leg sweep
>no Russian does it

>>2659709
the exception isn't the rule
the 1998 rumble was essentially a hardcore match

>>2659715

>'German suplex'
>it's illegal in Germany

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>>2659647

>on top of turnbuckle
>was going to do a dropkick or something cool, but the opponent got up, so i'll just do a flying nothing and get grabbed or kicked

> punching each other in the face
> no bruising

>>2659691
But there were dq's

>>2659815

>wrestler that has literally never climbed turnbuckle before
>climbs turnbuckle
>clumsy clearly telegraphed flying nothing
>reversed

>Authority's self-serving plans regularly thwarted by employees
>Never consider firing any of them

>>2659639
If you don't run the other guy will hit you from behind. Best to hit the ropes and try to come back at them head on.
>>2659647
I'm sure this has happened in PWG or DDT or somewhere like that.

>>2659682
Lock a sleeper on the opponents balls?

>>2659866
Why fire employees that draw dimes?

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>Whip opponent into ropes
>bend over
>get kicked in the face

WHY? What are you even trying to do?

>>2660748
Back body drop

>dq matches
>unsanctioned matches
>hardcore matches
>"street fights"
>no holds barres matches
>falls count anywhere matches

> Nikki Cross
> Actually has an aggressive gimmick

>Iron Man match
>guy doesn't just handcuff the other guy to the ropes after going 1-0 up

>DDT off the top rope
Little to no damage.
>Rko
Insta win

>>2660793
It's still DQ though right? If it's not then go 1 up and run outside to a waiting cab.

> Inferno Match
> Bring a lighter and deoderant can

>>2660767
It seems like it's been years since someone actually executed a back-body drop drop. Now it just looks incredibly stupid. Fakest thing in wrestling, I cringe every time I see it. At least hit the move once in a while to keep it believable...

>opponents friend trying to distract you
>you dont just ignore it and finish your match.

Are all faces mentally challenged?

>>2659687
>fuck I'd be invincible if I was the world heavyweight champion
You'd eventually get put in a "anyone interferes you lose the title" stip.

>>2659833
>>clumsy clearly telegraphed flying nothing
>>reversed
How can you reverse nothing?

>>2660808
I don't remember who it was but I think it was Roman who did a back body drop on AJ Styles who went up fairly high.

>>2660831
I remember that, actually. It was on the announce table, right? Looked fucking awesome.

Wasn't that at like the PPV after Mania last year though? Been about a year. It's moronic.

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>wrestling Rey Mysterio
>receive basic strike attack
>spin 180 degrees and fall face first onto second rope in awkward pose literally never seen once in the history of professional wrestling outside of a Rey Mysterio match

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>>2660818

>doesn't know what a "flying nothing" is

>fake punch
>oponent doesn't Just laugh and stabs you with a knife

>>2660916
To be fair Rey often did an attack that would catch his opponent's leg and basically throw him onto the second rope. Don't remember how was it called.

>>2660802
If there's dqs then there's countouts

>attack with weapon for dq loss
>beat opponent until unconscious
>pin opponent repeatedly

>>2660934
A drop toe hold?

>>2660945
Yes, that one.

>>2660940
Isn't that essentially what Triple H did at Judgement Day 2000? Cracked Rock with a chair, then ran up like 5-1.

>>2660989
I just checked.

It's not.

I could have sworn there was an IM match at some point that did this.

>>2659687
So pretty much a typical chicken shit heel?

>>2659875
Nah, best to hit the ropes and hang on to them. Like wrestlers often do.

>wrestler hits finishing move
>wrestler doesn't hit their opponent with finishing move straight after several more times just to be safe before going for pin

Remember the ten punch spots in the corner?

Is that too "hokey" for modern wrestling?

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>irish whipped to a corner
>do some bullshit flip that nobody else does because it makes no god damned sense

If I was a wrestler I would minimise or simply not do stuff like Irish Whips, Superplexes (rareish anyway), Catapult, or the Hurricarana because they all break suspension of belief. Flying nothing is also a complete joke. Yeah its all choreographed by co-operating individuals but it could look less fake.

>>2659639
>Irish whip
>Doesn't involve bombs

>>2660919
It would look miles better if they just got out of the way of a drop kick or something

>>2660916
I sure have noticed a lot less wrestlers fall on to the middle rope now that Rey is gone

>>2661260
Or at least have his hands up for an axe handle. Albert Dorito is just jumping down in that gif

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>Irish Whip into corner
>Go over top rope
>Walk around
>Fall face first onto floor because who fucking knows why

>>2660793
Pretty sure John Cena did this to Batista but with duct tape instead. And it might have been a Last Man Standing match.

>>2661127
You still see that the odd time.

>vertical suplex
>dont use ur legs to block the bump
>dont try to flip out of it

>>2659639
>give irish whip
>fall down afterwards
>this gives the move more force and the guy slams into the turnbuckles

>>2661321
BECAUSE FLAIR FLOPS ARE AMAZING

>>2661321

18+

>>2660993
>I could have sworn there was an IM match at some point that did this.
Lesnar vs Angle on Smackdown in 2003 for the WWE title.

About 10 minutes into the match Lesnar smashed Angle with a huge chairshot (and a few while he was on the floor), to get DQ'd for the first fall.

Brock got 3 falls in the next 15 minutes.

>Royal Rumble
>Don't just slide out of the ring for the whole duration of the match

>>2662853

Did Jericho not literally just do this?

>>2663221
And vince, and austin, and santino