FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND, SHANE JUST EXPLODED THROUGH OUR TABLE

Jesus. Why is this guy the top commentator?

>>2659430
He'll say whatever Vince tells him to.

>anal bleeding
>calling named moves "Oh whAT a SLAM!"

etc

>shitting on one of Cole's few good calls

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THE MIRACLE KID.. THE MIRACLE KID

Could someone please tell me why Cole would be holding a physical script with the line when he has a headset and could just be fed the line? I never understood this

>>2659416
Wow how did I not catch this, I don't even remember him saying that

>OOOHHH MAAIIII

>>2659430
He can actually talk when he doesn't have Vince in his ear (see UK championship tournament final), but at the end of the day he does and says whatever Vince tells him to and he's been with the company for like 15-20 years or something.

>>2659416
OMG IS THIS PROOF WRESTLING IS FAKE :D

>>2659537
You obviously want a back-up.

>>2659466
I thought he was saying "The miracle can". The miracle kid is way worse.

>>2659416
>E drones will defend this

>>2659416
when is michael cole going to fuck off for all eternity? fucking walking abortion

>>2659784

I agree that his commentary is bad but this level of hate is not healthy

He is an actor calling fake fights for a kids' show. It's not that serious

>>2659450
OP here.. I'm not shitting on him.. this call was pretty good, cause he mentions Mankind in it and it fits perfecty on a Hell in a Cell match.. what pisses me off, is that he needed to read it from a script at the moment