McKayla Maroney
She's clearly extremely athletic, is beautiful, and has wanted to get into show business for a while now. Well, here is her chance. WWE would sign her instantly if she were interested.
>but isn't she a midget, anon? gymnasts are all very small women
McKayla is 5'4". That's taller than a lot of women in the WWE right now.
I'll go ahead and post this since it's inevitable
Why not get mangold too and have them go at it?
Olympic beauty vs beast.
>>2658943
>what wrestling really needs is more highly choreographed flips
Reality TV Star Phillip Jack "CM Punk" Brooks would be an interesting character.
>>2658943
no more fucking divashit please
Vince, sing her.
>>2658952
The women could do with some flippy shit. That's why they signed Io.
>>2658963
I thought he was an MMA fighter?
>>2658946
>ass pokes out sideways
>>2658943
Pretty brown haired white girls with thiccness are not allowed in the WWE. Hunter might get too many ideas.
>>2658946
MORE
>>2659022
instagram.com/mckaylamaroney
As always, the clear choice is Miesha
>>2658943
>concussion
>broken foot
>broken tibia
And those are the injuries that we know about. She's already got a lot of miles on her body.
Dwayne Johnson
tall
charismatic
muscular
>>2659032
Hell no. If we are going for MMA gals McKenzie Dern (right) is the automatic pick. She is young, pretty, hasn't had a lot of injuries, and is very meme-y in personality. She'd be like the Kurt Angle of the women.
>>2659038
Who is the Dwayne Johnson of pro wrestling?
I think McKayla has got to be one of the sexiest women in the entire world. I mean that literally. I think you would be hard pressed to find 20 women who beat her.
>>2659038
You're supposed to pick a bland nu-male manlet indiefag who does a bunch of flippy shit. You don't want to upset the smarks
>>2659038
he's too busy getting ready to take over the white house in 2020
Rampage Jackson. AWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>2659039
Miesha is charismatic (unlike Ronda for example), good with the mic and has fake tits, so Vince would love her too. She's the perfect fit for WWE
>>2659098
Hell yeah mah nigga, Miesha's charisma is off the charts.
>AND NEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2659314
We don't need more manlets
>>2659032
Why was she associated with fart fetish over here?
>>2658946
>she will never use your face as a toilet
>>2659519
worked
Not a chance. She's getting ready to launch a "music" career. Which is why her ass is all over the internet lately.
Why would she go from the grind of competitive gymnastics to the grind of professional wrestling when she can lip sync on stage, shake her ass, and then go fuck niggers and do blow?
>>2659786
Worked
>>2659792
Because she can't sing for shit, but she could actually become a great wrestler. Also, wrestling seems like it could be her "world" more than the music scene. She'd be accepted as a wrestler. In WWE she would be performing at Wrestlemania and be on TV every week. As a musician she's never going to do big stadium shows, she'll be doing rinky dink arenas that don't even seat 1000 people.
>>2658946
YUM
Guess using a shirt that says "Brazil" gives superpowers to a girl's ass.
>>2658963
kek
What about pic related's promo potential?
>>2659807
She's actually very Iberolized (meaning: her ethnicity has shifted to Spanish). She grew up in a part of California that is predominantly Spanish and she has been heavily effected by like many young people. This includes her diet, fashion, and sense of beauty aesthetics. She is effectively a white latina in many ways. Remember many "real" Latinos are of dominantly European heritage.
>>2658943
Niykee Heaton. Can't sing/rap for shit, but has the look.
>Only 22
>5'8
>blonde and blue-eyed
>South African sex-goddess body
>nice face
>Giant ass
>big tits
>oozes charisma
>marketable as fuck
>>2658946
I N J E C T I O N S
>>2659967
bro have you seen this bitches face in the last year, she is already over the hill.
>>2659967
>but has the look.
>>2658946
the state of that fake butt
>>2660025
I know, it's a travesty my tongue is buried in it right now.
>>2659039
I would love to hear MacKenzie hueing it up every week on Smackdown.
"Ashuka, hyu do not show me proppa reespek!! I will use my joojeetsu to turn hyu into a pretzel, porra!"
>>2659967
she looks like she likes to get BLACKED
>>2660025
>fake
She's a gymnast
>>2660025
It could be real. Gymnasts are mutants and their bodies do strange things when they retire.
>>2658943
This little girl
>>2658946
She got fat, huh? A shame.
>>2659798
she retired from gymnastics because of health issues, injuries and knee surgery. why the fuck would she EVER want to get in a ring and take bumps for a living
>>2660369
aj's mom is a milf
>>2658946
>>2660072
Lol. She hasn't been a gymnast since like 2013. She's an instagram whore with a fake butt and botox lips, just face it.
I always thought WWE should have approached Sara Underwood. Playboy quality looks, experience being on tv(Attack Of The Show) and is pretty athletic(did pretty damn good on Ninja Warrior.). She always seemed like a total package to me.
>>2658946
Holy fuck
>>2658946
Not that i mind this sort of thing but
Why in the fuck do celebrities make videos like this? I mean what the fuck
>>2660125
What the fuck is that on her wrist, a brand?
>>2660498
Wrestling has an image problem. Its perceived as being a lame joke
>>2660537
git followers on instagram
then you get your agent to tell businessmen you have xbilion followers on social media and you can promote products for them
>>2660125
she could form a mixed tag team with Punk as MMA fighters who get embarrassed each week on Main Event
>>2659091
Didn't he wrestle for TNA briefly?
>>2661515
Tyson fury would be based as fuck. cool name, can cut a promo like nobody else, good heel, 7 feet tall, has a legit WMD and isnt afraid to roid
Unironically Filthy Tom.
>>2658946
why the fuck would you ruin yourself like this?
hows mckayla's foot game?
Hafþór JúlÃus Björnsson
The Mountain
>>2662064
No gymnastics specialist has appealing feet. They run those these ragged.
>>2659038
That jabroni would never make it
>>2659039
Paige Van Zant is an obvious choice
>>2662126
if he was about when wrestling was at it's original boom with hogan he would've been an insane professional wrestler but there's more money in acting nowadays
>>2658946
>fake ass
>breast implants
>nosejob
>lip injections
What the fuck is she doing to herself?
>>2658943
Aly Raisman would be better
>>2658946
Did she put on weight? She didn't have that ass before
>>2663569
Are you retarded?
>>2663575
No, She's my J Bae.
>>2663603
Are you? Do you have an actual response?
>>2663624
You're so fucking retarded.
>>2663626
That's a no, then.
>>2663603
he's right though, she's had shitloads of work done
she's a die hard Kardashian fan
>>2663626
Fantastic argument skills.
>>2663569
The only one of those I think she has had is the lip injections. No rhinoplasty or breast implants for sure. Butt implants, probably not. Gymnasts have really prominent butts after they retire. Has to do with how puberty catches up with them.
>>2663614
that's one hot jewess
>>2663642
Dyeing her hair and wearing dramatic make-up is not "shitloads of work". Lip injections are an out-patient procedure like getting your tongue pierced. It's no big deal and I guarantee most of the women online you find attractive have had it done.
>>2665278
>Lip injections are an out-patient procedure like getting your tongue pierced.
It's actually way less invasive than that. Every single woman in the WWE probably has some kind of injections done there every six months.
>>2662126
Not out of the realm of possibility.
>>2658943
Do WWE really cares about women's height???
>>2665800
Alex Jones as jack swaggers mouth piece
Canadiens are best wrestlers
>>2665822
would be a good way to bring back the NwO
http://mysexywrestlingdivas.freeforums.net/
>>2665799
If she was 4'9" like Simone Biles they would care. Jojo didn't make it as a wrestler because of her height.
CASH ME OUSSIDE HOWBOH DAH
Imagine the epic feud between her and Sasha.
>>2663603
Are you?
>>2666695
What happened to this chick? She's hideous now. Looks like a fucking alien.
Fat fucking Lenny would be over as fuck
>>2669285
Literally a bigger baby face than almost anyone in the WWE right now. Him vs that fat midget Dale would be GOAT
>>2658946
>>2666495
How is this bitch thirteen god damm