/smack/ thread live #1

>>2656256
first

second for Jinder

*humming intensifies*

third for AJ

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WWW Hall of Famer Donald Trump is the savior of Western Civilisation. Give me a (You) if you agree.

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>>2656256
We gonna see some Becky pits tonight, lads? There's a contract signing for the 6 woman tag team match at Backlash tonight. I think it's highly likely

seventh for having modern family muted

>>2656277
>The nerd daughter turned out to grow huge tits
Imagine being the kid son on that show and see your fake sister's giant tits flop around

What is there even to look forward to?

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>>2656285
Lana

>>2656287
Is she actually debuting tonight?

>>2656287
Don't they usually debut people AFTER a PPV? Or do you mean her promo?

>WWE logo
thats it, Smack already won

>>2656289
>>2656291
dunno

>>2656284
She had breast reduction surgery

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Reminder that lana is NOT debuting tonight and will never (NOT ONCE) debut.

You saw what happened with emma. Not even one match.

LETS GO JINDER

>>2656276
>OH MY QUAD
Who is this shirt mocking? Haitch, Vince, or Kevin Nash?

finna gimmie dat good stream

>The cut when Nak drops his arm and the CGI beam comes down
It's good package

HERE WE GO

>OWENS THEME SPOILER
jej

BASED MAIN EVENT

>>2656285
ruru

Bring back the Backlash hooks

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>>2656276
I hope we do

Can AJ drag a good match out of Jinder?

there a stream with better quality than watchwrestling? might just wait for their show links if not

>Clash of the contenders
Cringe

I do love them Backlash aesthetics

>a-gain

what did he mean by this?

based Owens bringing back prestige to the US Title


how can one man be so based

>United States of America Champion
I don't remember anyone actually call it like that

>inb4 18+

>raw hit 2.6 in the 3rd hour

They just keep falling

>>2656300
Finna get cable ya pinhead

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God can you imagine if KO and Charlotte weren't on Smackdown? This show would be literally unwatchable?

Only here for Jinder and AJ

Chevin Owens? I love that guy!

>>2656315
Long time ago they called the United States Heavyweight Champion.

Isn't this the same diversity gimmick as Jinder?

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>>2656321
>liking Charles

>>2656308
he can damn well try

>>2656314
>0wens
>prestige
pick one

THEY DONT WANT NONE

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THROW EM' UP FELLAS

kek owens should just steal all of jericho's catchphrases

it's more disrespectful a heel move than simply beating him up

>>2656322
Will we have a good match carried by AJ or an injury caused by Jinder? These are the only options

>>2656308
If he can't then no one can

>>2656321
Honestly, if they just sent Becky out there and told her to lift her arms over her head and air out her pits for 2 hours, it would still be a better show than Raw

Damn was hoping Jinder would be his guest

They're both Canadian

>>2656313
Based Farmer Strength

>Face of America
>Speaks French
Is that on purpose? I don't really get this gimmick.

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>>2656321
AJ & Mahal famm

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Honestly

Jinder vs AJ is going to be MOTY

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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>>2656321
>Charlotty

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>>2656327
>not liking Charles

Is it me or is KO talking oddly slow tonight

>>2656324
I thought you move to /co/ Broken

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>>2656331
Why is The Club still on RAM

>>2656312
I just hope they actually follow through on the actual show. Would it kill them to spice up the tron graphics or, dare I say, pretend to modify the set a little?

BASED AJ

>>2656338

thatsthejoke.png

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>dat lighting

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This is all a setup for when KO interferes in the main event, and makes Jinder win

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>>2656333
We will have both and they will be based.
Maybe Jinder can put down Zayne for good

>Do you honestly think I would ever invite you on my show?
>Do you know what happens, when you come on the Kevin Owens show uninvited?

>>2656344
he's taking Jericho's 2009 gimmick

BASED AMERICA FIRST BMAJ

>>2656327
>>2656342
>Not liking /ourqueen/
Kys

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>>2656331

>>2656350
Thanks, doc

BIG POPPA POO

Based BPP

..is AJ still heel?
I can't tell.

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>Mfw an American was fat near me

BASED HARD BODY MAHAL


fuck he;s ripped like crazy lads

Why does jinder call himself "mother Russia"?

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>>2656346
maybe so we can 2sweet 2nights in a row.
would be based if they were a little crew together

>USA USA USA

oh, fuck off

Please dont botch your promo again Jinder

BASED POO MERCHANT

KO is going to interfere in the main event tonight. screencap this

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Based Poo

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>>2656358
>Caring about divashit in general
sad!

people with giant head signs should be executed on the spot

Jinder's retarded ass is probably gonna injure the GOAT BMAJ. Fuck this world.

>>2656361
>>2656362
Damn my stream is a couple seconds behind and I get all the spoilers here

When will vince add the weekshows to the fucking network?

>>2656367
Maharaja, aka a Poo prince

>>2656363
In terms of the actual booking, who the fuck even knows. The crowd just cheers for him and he seems to do whatever he wants and it works

>>2656336
YOU WERE RIGHT


oh fuck does Jinder have a cold?

BASED BMAJ BASED BIG MAHARAJA SMACK WON

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>BIG
>POPPA
>POO

Why is Jinder so quiet on the mic??

>>2656352
Well jinder needs the win going into the ppv. And he can't go over aj clean. It's the right decision. Hopefully its a good match though.

>>2656341
Papi llegaste tarde que me le pasó?

>quoting Ghandi

based

>>2656367
it's a play on the whole Russia-US scandal. vince likes to keep the story lines topical

>>2656383
dunn

>Gandhi quoting
/smack/ is cultured.

>>2656383
I think he has a cold or something. Sore throat or something

Why is Jinders' mic so quiet

POO
WORLD
ORDER

>>2656363
>>2656379
I don't recall a face turn but he seems face.

He's like Cena. In the middle.

>>2656341
Acá está el más grande

Lmao I bet Jinder doesn't even speak punjabi

The STATE of this characterization

>>2656389
Hey ther handsome ;)

>>2656393
He's face now. He made up with Shane after WrestleMania and traded respect and all that

Silent arena

>>2656374
>not liking women's wrestling

Have sex

Hahaha Gandhi wasn't Punjabi and he never said that. WTF.

what are the odds that Nakamura loses at Backlash? 0%?

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>>2656399
gtfo numale

>>2656402
if it was in kyoto it'd be 75%

Who is hyped for Backlash?

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HEY GUYS I'M GOING TO SAY THIS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE, PLEASE BOO ME

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>that giant bomb sign

>>2656397
...that was the face turn?
That's a weird turn.

Smack has shit turns.

Just like how Charlotte was turned face out of nowhere really.

>Expecting a Uso IN SIX DAYS promo
When they showin up?

>>2656409
only for jinder to win the title tbqhwyf

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>>2656402
yes but 100% chance anti smarks finna be seething

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I still can't believe that JINDER MAHAL is the #2 top heel on SmackDown and is the #1 Contender to Orton's WWE Championship

fucking unreal. guy took a shower, hit the weight and got a clue most def. he's built.

>>2656400
Its okay, Jinder's canadian.

Watch that comment damage Jinder's over-ness in India tho.

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You're watching this episode of Smackdown Live! with your girlfriend, right /asp/?

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>>2656342
>>2656327
>not appreciating the queen of women's wrestling and the GOAT female wrestler of all time

>>2656413
he honestly acts more like a tweener in my opinion

WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIA?!

>>2656413
As much of a face turn as they can while keeping AJ as smug as possible

>this isn't the main event

>>2656424

who

100% chance of dirty finish to this match.

>>2656406
>calling someone numale unironically

Hit the weights

>>2656424
Riding my dick

>>2656422
It's a shame that acting like a face, but not completely pandering to the crowd like every face in WWE today, makes you a "tweener"

>>2656410
>>2656400
>>2656369

Seriously. Why is this happening?

I thought they were trying to expand their market to other countries. On top of that, wrestling audiences aren't really over sensitive nationalists anymore.

The Phenominal One vs The Wild Vanilla Shoot Machine

>>2656321
Delet this

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>>2656428

look how much bigger jinder is than aj

>>2656432
No, it's a shame that appearing strong and not being a complete chickenshit amounts to "acting like a face" these days

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>>2656430
>doesn't realize i pin tren watching jinder

Why is there still no pay off of Charlotte interfering in the House of Horrors match?

>>2656422
He's kinda been a tweener ever since RR when Cena buried him on the mic.

so we have a french canadian pretending to be american
an american covered in japanese text
and a indian canadian pretending to be indian

Is this AJ's worst opponent ever?

Look, I wanted to give Jinder a chance. I legitimately did, but he's so painfully shit in the ring that I just can't do it anymore.

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>>2656399
Reddit is that way

>>2656441
Enjoy your tits and bacne

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>tfw this match will end in a DQ


sigh
also is it just me or is WWE using new camera angles to follow in-ring action?

I swear Jinder is only working with Randy at Backlash because they work at the same pace

How the fuck does Kevin Owens be this boring and keep his job?

>>2656446
ellsworth

>>2656446
Depends if you consider Nash worse

>>2656448
r9k is two blocks down

>>2656443
It would have been great if they brought the club over to Smack and had AJ and them be tweeners

>>2656446
>>2656447
Glad to see people noticing.

Jinder has a huge nose

Why do they keep zooming in on Jinder? It's like they want me to notice his acne

>>2656446
Roman

why haven't speedos been banned yet

Jinder is growing on me but I wish he had more of a character than "sometimes doesn't speak english"

>>2656424
WHERE THE FUCK IS KANE??

>>2656447

It's just not happening is it?

Jinder can't wrestle

The roid back-acne on Jinder is mesmerizing.

I thought they were going to show the match while the commercials played

>>2656463
Vince has a fetish for it.

>it's a heel has people as ringside to interfere episode

Has match interference EVER been done well?

>>2656465
Knox County, Kentucky

Also hell

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>guy in the crowd has a "JBL YOU SUCK" sign

ahahhaa get btfo you dumb texas bully

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>>2656449
>lifts without roids
enjoy looking average at best your entire life.
you have to be braindead to get tits on gear

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Jinder is like a Muhammad Hassan with less in ring skill

Also, hey pokepals. What's up?

Am in the wrong here or are we really limited to AJ and Orton running this show?

>>2656399
you're delusional if you think women' """wrestling""" can compare to actual wrestling. hence why no one gives a shit about things like whalesuka "breaking" goldberg's win streak

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>>2656474
kek jbl is going to kill himself

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>>2656465
KANE?

Jinders running knee is twice as strong as Bryan's it should be his finisher.

>>2656452
>new camera angles to follow in-ring action?
I'm pretty SD has been using new camera angles since the brand split. Don't think Raw does though.

>>2656471
When Mankind won the world title

Yo no veo a ningún /Smack/ hermano por acá

>>2656482
They did that in the first episode of the brand split.

>>2656475
Consider this pinhead. Roman has to wear a vest and Jinder has titties and body acne.

>Mahal completely transformed his body
Roids will do that to you

>>2656480
He's a big red monster

holy shit. the people on T.TV are acting like fags.
" roids are bad" " jinders body this and that"

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>>2656476
ummm hi kissu~

>Even James Marsden realize he always play the cuck that gets killed
Poor bastard

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Ellsworth/Carmella skit when?

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>>2656476
hey man

>>2656487
only bicurious insecure boys really pay attn to gyno on guys. but yeah he fucked up a little. 98% rest of the world looks at him like a shredded god

>>2656476
>>2656491
>nerrrrddddss

>>2656484
Papi acá estamos

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>>2656491

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Who /a/ here?

Bad, real bad.

What are the Singh brothers first names

>This is the country that AJ Styles built
Based. President AJ when?

Why does Jinder skip leg day?

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even BMAJ can't get a good match out of that poo in loo

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who /tv/ here?

>WHEN I GET IN LITERALLY SAY "AHHHHH"
FYI Leesa PR team, that line and that jingle and hearing this commercial 3 times a night every Monday and Tuesday makes me never want to buy this bed.

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>>2656501
get out

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>>2656476
Hassan wasn't even that good in hindsigh

he got carried by good wrestlers and had an interesting gimmick for a while

>>2656501
we all /a/ here

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>>2656500
dont be mean honey bunches of oats

>>2656501
i /aj/

>AJ dodges a punch by being a manlet

redditfags why are you here? squaredcircle's too boring for you?

>>2656478
Based Asuka working this chubby anti-smark

>>2656521
SquaredCircle has some of the worst opinions out there, even worse than /wooo/

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how long until aj is back at the top of the card where he belongs

orton's reign has been boring as fuck

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>>2656501
ayyy

Who can't have a good match with AJ

>>2656508
/tv/ is the only board besides /v/ that might be worse than /asp/

Jinder's concussion elbow is his signature move now?

>TFW Jinder will never djinn you

good match rn tbqhwyf

>>2656531
Jinder, apparently

>>2656496
100% of people that aren't autistic can only notice is acne and bitch tits. Keep pretending nobody notices yours either.

>>2656530
mw exu is better

>>2656429
is somebody gonna get that phone? Cuz I called it.

I liked it

Predictable ending but I liked it

>Not having Jinder go over clean

BAKA

holy shit a screwy finish this close to a ppv?!?!? has this ever been done before?

Jinder is the new king of strong style

Also, I hope you got more Cynthias

JINDER WINS AGAIN

LMAO


FUCKING BASED

3 W IN A ROW


WWE CHAMP NEXT NIGGAS

>>2656538
keep being a bollyboi

>>2656536
I thought it was good

BWAHAHAHAHA

whats his finisher called

>AJ can get a 4* match out of Jinder fucking Mahal

Is he indisputably the GOAT?

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>>2656540
Take it back fool.

>SD is literally stealing Seth's knee injury storyline from RAM
SmackCucks on suicide watch

>>2656547
Enjoy your gyno :^)

>>2656550
the colos-

-sal failure

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ok jinder THAT was a much better finisher. looked like a hard slam

however if he lost.... fug, that means he's losing on Sunday right? ;_;

>>2656544
Triple H's entire career before marrying Steph.

Judas is such a good song

>>2656550
"reference to India"

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>>2656476

Sup

>>2656559
this

why do athletes have glass knees

>>2656551
Always has been. Always will be.

>>2656558
Probably Bollywood interference unless they swerve us

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>Jinder can barely beat the United States of America Championship's #1 contender
>#1 contender for the WWE Championship
hmmmmm

>>2656550
Cobra clutch suplex?

>>2656550
Khallas

NXT Takeover Chicago is going to be great.

>good card
>good wrestling
>good crowd

CIGARETTES RACIST

The crowd is going to be annoying as shit at Chicago.

>>2656574
Those commercials make me want to start smoking again.

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looks like darren young will be main eventing soon

>>2656573
Who is Roode defending against?

How's NXT these days? I haven't really watch since R-evolution.

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>it's another edgy 14 year old Slipknot listener with a single mom stuck in a 35 year old's body episode

>>2656570
>the United States of America Championship's #1 contender was WWE champion recently

Black people have it so tough. Even cigarettes are racist.

>>2656575
so fucking this, I wish the ppv was taking place in
London.

>>2656580
KENTA

>>2656580
Itami. Crowd is going to be molten lava hot if and when he hits the GTS

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>>2656573
>NXT Fullsail Chicago crowd
Jesus Christ no.
>>2656580
Hideo "Glass Gook" Itami

>>2656580
kenta

>>2656574
I fucking hate that commercial.
Any commercial that includes the language "up to [X number]" is obvious bullshit, and using that bullshit to make racism accusations does nothing but make me sympathize with cigarette companies.

>>2656579
u think he's a power bottom?

>>2656550
Just looks like a modified Uranage to me

Who is this whore and why am I supposed to care?

>>2656595
It's a half nelson slam

WEEKLY MUH FUCKING DICK SEGMENT

>>2656579
I don't like his hair. He needs a deeper voice for it to work anyway.

Lana can't come soon enough
Well, neither can I

Muh

>>2656579
HOLY FUCKING YUM

Lana confirmed

>tfw you realize Lana's music uses MIDI Saxaphone.

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LANA

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BASED GAY COPS

>>2656585
I remember once when I was in school, a cigarette walked up to me black friend and called him a nigger. It was fucked up

IT'S TIME FOR

B A S E D

G A Y C O P S

FUCK YEAH

GAY COPS TIME! YES.

Based gay cops

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>Fashion Files

KINO

>>2656579
How did he raise his nipples?

Isn't Ruru tonight?

FASHION FILES

DUH DUH

KINO COPS

THIS IS SO GOAT

Gay Cops!!

>Chimel
>the worst

Kek

>>2656273
This

>Fashion beta
kek

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BASED GAY COPS

Fandango almost broke when Breeze took the glasses off lel

This is actually really entertaining.

>FASHION BETA
kek

DAY ONE IS H

Why did you smell that

>Big Boss Man in the upper corner
It's the fucking small nuances

>Day One Is H

TRUMP HATERS BTFO

FASHION BETA TOP KEK!!!

>Breeze channeling Saturn

BASED

G A Y

C O P S

THE SAVIOURS OF SMACK

AHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHHAA

these segments > all of Raw


man i hope they win the Tag Titles and make them Fashionable (meaning, make them GOLD again)

is breeze hogan?

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This is really homoerotic

absolutely fucking based

>days until backlash
kek

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>smackdown

>>2656579
>AJ wins the US title
>begins to say that the US has a gay epidemic and it must be stopped
>Darren returns

How hard do you mark?

Are the Gay Cops honestly the best thing to happen to Smack since AJ Styles?

>>2656642
>>2656642
>>2656642
>>2656642
>>2656642

>That photo of Vince macmahon
holy shit, they are dead

Holy shit that belt looks real nice on Orton

These threads are getting less replies, so sad.

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>>2656556
(pops adex) you got it ;)

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>the fucking state of the bangs on Renee

>0 pop for Orton
>1 guy booing

BTFO faggot

>no reaction randy

Dive time!

>renee gets a bigger pop than randy
maybe he should learn some dives lel

This is way people think wrestling is gay

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>>2656579
getting rid of the wellness policy will unironically save wrestling

Every single time!

based gay cops save wrestling

>>2656679
>when you make hulk hogan look like a normal dude
>when you make randy savage look like a manlet