Holy fuck

double """""""""suicide"""""""""" with cholos as """"""""witness""""""""" incoming

WHEN THE CRACKS BEGIN TO SHOW

The perros are in the enclosed pool area

Murder Suicide when?

>>2649921
based robbers working the degenerates

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>Robbed
>Stabbed
>Arrested
>Paige sex tapes leaked
>They still refuse to accept that the universe itself wants to keep them separated

>sportskeeda

you'll cowards believe anything

>>2649936
>being this committed to a ring rat

>>2649942
Hes probably got a microdick & a shitty personality/demeanor behind closed doors.

where do they say they were robbed? it sounds like it was just stolen from the room

>>2649921
Based Paige and Mexican working the insurance company

What the fuck would they be able to steal from them anyway? The 50 bucks Cuck Rio earned from his latest bingo hall appearance.

>>2649921
The ultimate thrill ride

>>2649936
So what's next in this train wreck of a life? Kidnapping, accidental murder or infidelity

>>2649921
>robbed of the formers ring
What did they mean by this?

theres video evidence of paige losing her ring a lot earlier than that lmao

>>2649936
Poor Berto is going to be bled dry by this slut

>>2649921
this shit happened months ago.

>>2649936
JUST

waiting on another black eye so people start asking questions

>>2649936
>Hubby

Who is the bull?

>>2650214
Whoever is around at the time, it's not like the slag is picky about he gets a ticket to ride.

>>2650214
that billionaire they are always with

JUSTO

>>2649936
OVER A YEAR
holy fuck it's destiny

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>>2650235
This one?

>>2650381
yes

Hahahaha I thought Doritos was tough? Oh it's only when they can't retaliate?

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>>2649936
Based God burying these no-dime-drawing mongrel geeks.

So Paige has been BLACKED and BLACK MASKED.

>>2650410
also BLACKLISTED

>lost the ring
>implying she didn't sell it herself to buy more crack

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Jesus christ, Alberto. Take a fucking hint already.

lol paige sold it to buy more drugs

we need to help him get out of his midlife crisis

>>2649922
"The chihuahuas are in the pool area."

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>>2649936
Should've just fucked her like Xavier and got the fuck out.

>>2650521
Lol

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>>2649936

>all Alberto wanted was a quick lay for his midlife crisis, but instead all of these things happened.

A literal comedy of errors, wew lad.

>>2650461
You don't even need to shop the hair, he already got it

Did he finally divorce his wife? Because I'm pretty sure him marrying Paige would be/is illegal.

>>2650214
Probably hornswoggle

>>2649921
Hello batty boy

>>2650381

Did they?

What a trainwreck of a man he has become.

>>2650633
>>2650555
>>2650461
Don't know about that guys, I mean a girl that swallow are rare in Mexico. If by any chance you find one you need to marry that girl.

>>2653466
>I mean a girl that swallow are rare in Mexico
Check those cartel brothels Paco.

>inb4 it turns out a gypsy cousin of her's stole it so they could sell the ring and cash in the insurance money

Fuckin Gypsies, let me tell you hwhat.

>>2650096
http://writingexplained.org/former-vs-latter-difference

>>2650280
IT'S MY DESTINYYYY

Why was it in the room and not on her finger?

>>2653915
She doesn't want her other boyfriend to find out

I think his former wife put a Mexican curse on him

>>2653915
some people dont keep their rings on for everything you know