ITT: GOAT Phrases

"But you know and I know, that you are only half the man that I am! And I have half the brain that you dew!"

>>2649425
And that is the summation of my ultimate conclusion, because Chilly McFreeze asserted it with conviction.

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If you actually think, that I was just the right GAY-guy at the right place, at the right time, well then you're a bigger delusional bastard than I thought you were, McMahon

If you think you would like some of the product I'm giving away, I encourage you to approach me and receive some.

>>2649708
>Chilly Mcfreeze
>Fucking Kek

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

>>2649789
GOAT

>>2649896
BAH GAWD, FANG MCFROST JUST STUNNED THE OWNER OF THIS COMPANY!

>>2649425
Provide me an additional amount of food

AYE! AYE! AYE!

Jeff Hardy, I was aware of your arrival

>>2649708
Anderson Three:Sixteen concurs I have just defeated your rear end.

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>>2649425
Sleep in tranquility.

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I am not a mischievous individual, I am not a benign individual, I am simply THE individual

The champion stands in the current location

Im known as the greatest in the present, greatest in the past, and the greatest in the future.

Unintelligent mongoloid!

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THE HOMOSEXUAL SOCIETY?

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PARDON ME?

I am pleased to announce that I have officially claimed stake to the front lawn area of this very domicile

>>2651951
COME AGAIN?

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I am the sizeable canine and this is my enclosure

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I am a handsome individual whom happens to make some woman blush.

It is I, Andrew.

It was I for the entirety of this event, Andrew.

"You'd best consider changing your stance on whether what I just said is untrue" - Roman Ambrose

"Me and my tall friend had a rough upbringing in the streets and we're hypothetically certified to give out an intimidating presence."

I am the embodiment of the logos and I will assert that the current predicament is in fact, correct. So much so that I will reaffirm said statement with damnation.

"I am schizophrenic. Sometimes I imagine myself as a snake, sometimes random voices council me, sometimes they understand my struggles. They talk to me."

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Excuse me, gentlemen, would you kindly disperse? You appear to be trespassing onto my curtilage.

I deceive, I often partake in shortcuts that are denounced, as well as petty theft.

Palm testicles

>>2651951
HUH?

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Oh it's verifiable, it's damn verifiable!

It's unfortunate for you, that I am so talented

And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya... BLOW IT!

You are incapable of witnessing my presence

Ah yes, using the analogy of this cup of coffee and cream, I will use it to compare the quality of myself as a performer. That being that I am the cream, that will ascend to the top of the cup, indicating that I belong on the top of the card. Ah yes. I am the pure sweetness of this cream while the rest of my competition are the bitterness of the coffee, that being they are mediocre and indistinguishable while I am incomparable. Oh yes.

Pimpin' is difficult

Devon. You have gotten carried away and forgotten something quite important. Gather the table post haste!

I'm the complete f'n spectacle

When my arm is raised and heightened, your mouth shall remain closed.

>>2649425
"I partake in the thievery of kisses, wheel trade, am a frequent flyer, have a chauffeur, and my father is a weapon." - The Synthetic Male Richard Dull

MY CONFLICT WITH YOU HASNT BEEN RESOLVED YET.

I AM THE DEVOURER OF PLANETS

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The individual known as Richard Flair has precipitated a period of intense hardship on myself, the Colombian Sleep-Fancy Grimy Pathway. Richard Flair, the current reigning NWA terrestrial excessive mass champion, has no pre-exsisting knowledge of what a period of hardship entails, Father. Such a period of hardship is comparable the plight of the textile mill-wrights who have been unnecessarily discarded by their employers all around this sovereign nation. A period of hardship such as I have experienced could also be compared to the phenomena of an individual being exiled from their workplace because an automated computational device has been conceived which might perform that individual's labor at a more cost-efficient ratio, Father. Such individuals as these, experiencing the aforementioned hardships, are most fervently counting on me, the West Indian Mind-Journey Dirty Trails, to retrieve from Richard Flair the NWA Earth's large Volume Championship, so that those individuals hardships may be lessened, Father.

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>>2649425
Sayonara, soshite oyasumi

Soliciting business for prostitutes requires great skill and effort.

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"Oh, you have not heard? Your posterior better get into contact with someone."

>>2654963
>The individual known as Richard Flair has precipitated a period of intense hardship on myself, the Colombian Sleep-Fancy Grimy Pathway. Richard Flair, the current reigning NWA terrestrial excessive mass champion, has no pre-exsisting knowledge of what a period of hardship entails, Father. Such a period of hardship is comparable the plight of the textile mill-wrights who have been unnecessarily discarded by their employers all around this sovereign nation. A period of hardship such as I have experienced could also be compared to the phenomena of an individual being exiled from their workplace because an automated computational device has been conceived which might perform that individual's labor at a more cost-efficient ratio, Father. Such individuals as these, experiencing the aforementioned hardships, are most fervently counting on me, the West Indian Mind-Journey Dirty Trails, to retrieve from Richard Flair the NWA Earth's large Volume Championship, so that those individuals hardships may be lessened, Father.
forgot to talk about being given a timepiece and
then being physically ejected from the workplace by way of a boot upon their posterior.

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>BOLLOCKS!

>>2655452
>FUCK!

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The allotment for which you have been given has ceased, the allotment for which I have been given is now beginning.

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You can't identify my image

Oh it's this thread again
Seek sunlight, nimrods.

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I am the planets biggest competitor of sport

>I am not liable for this incident

What sid Gene Snitsky mean by this?

Bathe yourself, improve your physique, expand your knowledge.

>>2655639
Get involved in a sexual intercourse

>>2655508
ENRAGED