*works the anti-smarks*
Unironically who?
>>2647613
Ricochet/Prince Puma
>>2647621
Oh sorry. Yeah bro I agree
>>2647598
>works the high school gym
WHAT'S KING JAGUAR DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>flippy manlet works a crowd of 30 people
>>2647598
he's obviously hit the weightsand gotten a clue. if you follow him on instagram and see his grill, you know he's had sex too. pretty sure everyone is fine with him. shit thread.
>>2647773
Nah he hasnt gotten a clue. He hit the roids though.
>>2647790
No evident height gain either.
>being shit and having no momentum is working people
>>2647598
>works the anti smarks
>anti smarks have never seen or heard of him before
k
He took a shower and hit the weights, and was thus able to fuck Tessa Blanchard.
He's also responsible for the most cringe-worthy NJPW t-shirt, so it's oblivious that he hasn't gotten a clue. Plus, as soon as Vince hears that Paducah, Kentucky accent he'll be jobbing to the geeks on 205 Live.
>>2647625
>makes $2,500 plus transportation and hotel per appearance
>>2647630
>flippy manlet makes four figures per appearance to work in front of 30 people
>>2647806
>Fucking Tessa is an honor
She has her dad's chin and has a shit attitude backstage. She's ruining him.
>>2647796
his asking fee is $2,500 a show, plus travel and hotel, plus whatever merch he sells
>>2648088
>fat smark thinks 4 figures is a lot of money
>>2648098
Per show, nigger.
>>2648089
On a scale of 350-600, how much do you weigh?
>>2648110
Right. I make 4 figures every day and I don't have to flip and flop around in front of a bunch of fat nerds to earn it.
>>2648153
Wow, you too? I thought I was the only millionaire on /asp/! I bet my multiple hot trophy wives are better than yours though.
>>2648153
the state of (you)
>>2648098
for 20 minutes of work? fuck yeah niglet
>>2647630
>I don't watch but here's my opinion
>>2647627
Does tna have tekken rights?
>>2647806
>oblivious
IRONY!