LARGER THAN LIFE

>>2645074
>tumblr
Get out

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smoke weed everyday

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>>2645073

>>2645082
>hhh
>hbk
>DIESEL
lmao no

>>2645085
stop trolling

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>>2645073

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>>2645073

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Based Big Dog

>>2645100
T H I C C

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>>2645073
>Brocketty looking smaller than Vince

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>>2645073
That face when the CEO of the WWE has a better look and it factor than the entire 2017 roster

ITT: simpletons who don't actually know what "Larger-Than-Life" means

>>2645094
>5'11" at best

>all these no draws and Lesnar

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>>2645146
>5'11 280lb of shredded HGH

not larger than life

>>2645073
>Cena is the biggest money maker in the company of the last 10 years
>Cena is about as tall as I am

larger than "life"

Brock isn't even that tall either.

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>>2645146

Scott Steiner has a larger than life physique and personality

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I saw Big Poppa at a show in 2000

his arms were enormous, literally the size of my head,

he jumped into corwd & went after a fan who chucked bottle at Midajah

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>>2645255
>conveniently leaves out that Cena is also built like a fucking super tank.

>>2645073
What is Taker's arm tattoo supposed to be?

>>2645099
Built like a pigeon

>>2645111
GEt ya eyes checked pinhead

>>2645381
Spooky.

>>2645082
I forgot how fucking gay Hunter looked without facial hair.

>>2645260
>>2645254
Stop letting Carter work you. He's literally on here 20 hours a day.

>>2645700
Sorry for the unrelated post, but who is this "Carter"? Is he a mark who constantly lurks this board?

>>2645720
Since /asp/'s inception there was this guy who used to trip under carter. Then several trips started appearing to argue with him, but it turns out they were all the same dude.

He's contrarian to be contrarian.

Though the one thing he is right about is smarks love to be "right" and refuse to just ignore his ass or leave his name out of their mouth. The carter trip itself hasn't been seen for a couple years.

I get why HGH and roid bodies are all mostly gone but why is everyone a manlet? Where are the over 6'5 guys?

Wrestling is in such a shit position they can't even persuade bouncers at night clubs to try to learn wrestling.

>>2645759
manlets like to see other manlets do well even if its fake, theyre like feminists

all smarks are manlets

>>2645077
>manlet man

yeaaaaa... maybe with a child molester heel gimmick..

>>2645952
To Stephanie that gimmick was all face.

>>2645759
>except Hogan all the big stars were under 6 foot 5
>stone cold was 6 foot 1 AT BEST

because hosses don't draw

>>2645720
Here's a brief rundown for ya on the man, the myth, the legend

>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'5
>Big dick
>Fucked countless of bitches
>has a high test gf
>Ten 5 star shitposts every day
>Has a perfect mind; completely autism & insanity free
>Smartly changes his trip before getting banned
>Wouldn't take any more of pedomod's shit
>/asp/ies still obsessed with him even after he leaves to work or party
>Exposed Bretcuck
>Exposed Sashafag
>Exposed Beckyfag
>Exposed Pedomod
>Exposed Philmark
>Exposed 2cold Steve-O aka 2old Paedo
>Most important /asp/ poster of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the keyboard
>Brought /asp/ back to the mainstream & made it cool again
>Was the first to endorse Dean Ambrose before he even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a boring autistic /asp/ie to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of shitposting
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the board any time he was on
>Makes the best music of any /asp/ user
>Amazing memes
>Most entertaining guy in any board at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best banter with airsoft kiddies since his return
>Made a better prediction thread than 2old PaedO
>Had the best fight with Bretcuck of his entire career and also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to Pedomod's bullshit
>Is the reason based Philmark got his /asp/ moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Jewbacca, Mizmark and Krager and many other respected names
>Is best friends with Dean Ambrose
>Proven draw anytime he opens /asp/
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Bretcuck on /asp/
>Not a single bad post in his entire career
>Buried Philmark
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try /tv/ in his 20s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

You should look larger than life if you're not larger than life (charismatic, full of personality, captivating, high energy)...very very few are both. Hulk Hogan for sure is larger than life in both personality and look, whereas Brock and Taker would never be on TV if they didn't look they way they did. Same with Benoit. Conversely, guys like The Rock and SCSA aren't really larger than life, but they had personality and charisma.

Hulk and Warrior are the only two I can think of that fulfilled both. Maybe Andre.

>>2645112
He did in 1999 maybe. He looks awful now, near death and held together by roids and plastic surgery.

"The look" is only a thing cause it helps guys get over. Not everyone needs it

But I'll give some of my favorite looks

> Stone Cold
This man looks like the quintessential wrestler. Black Trunks, tough SOB, Redneck. Looked legit

> the Rock
Oozed cool. I miss when wrestlers were alloweded to wear things that weren't their own merchandise. Made the Rock look like a star

> Macho Man
Such a unique look. Despite how geeky it should have looked Macho pulled it off

> CM Punk
Great "alternative wrestler" look. He was like an anti-Austin and it just worked

> Kane
The dude was fucking jacked. Wish they kept booking him like a monster. His old mask was cool af too

> Rey Mysterio
Quintessential luchadore in the US.

>>2645085
I'll give you Shawn

But HHH on the gas turns heads

7ft Kevin Nash turns heads. How many people in do you see that size in your everyday life?

>>2645073
>What wrestlers are supposed to look like

>posts the undercarder, one of the biggest anti-draws of all time despite a huge push

>>2646243
You have good taste.

I'd add to your list out of current guys Samoa Joe has the best look. He looks like a motherfucking badass who could/would knock you the fuck out.

>>2646262
My dad and I were actually just discussing how badass Joe looks lol

Maybe its because im a very large person but I don't feel "big" necessarily translates to "larger than life".

See: Ryback or Mason Ryan

I'd rather watch an athletic "manlet" flip around the ring than watch those two idiots shuffle and shove.

>>2646302
oh god mason ryan