Whats the point of a wrestler if he looks like someone you'd

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It's not real.

>>2643035
>Tiny little man who's cut as fuck
>"He looks like somebody I'd beat up!"
Nobody believes you are anything but a fat slob. That tiny man would destroy you.

>>2643035
The 80s ended 27 years ago anon, let it go.

>>2643035
That dude could prob woop everyone's ass that post here

>>2643035
The majority of wrestling fans are fat slobs that would gas from throwing a single punch. No, you couldn't beat up any of them.

Y'know OP's a retard, but I will say this, the lightning WWE uses really doesn't do Jack any favors.

Dude's fucking cut, but the lightning really doesn't show you that. He just looks like a stringy, pasty nothing on TV.

>>2643035
I'm 6' 3'', 200 lbs, /fit/, and I know he would destroy me.

>>2643035
Obese fuck worked by 4chan into thinking height is everything.

>>2643035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18oH_s4u2oo

Based Gentleman gonna become the cruiserweight Brock Lesnar

https://youtu.be/18oH_s4u2oo

>>2643065
Jack Gallagher is a faggot.
I'd chokeslam him to hell and then pee in his butt because he's a faggot.

>>2643042
>>2643072
CM PHIL vs JACK shootfight rules when?

>>2643074

>chokeslam

>You know that's fake right?

>inb4 i was only pretending

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>>2643035
There are a lot of unassuming fighters in MMA. As long as the wrestler is believable in the ring then it's fine.

>>2643035
You couldn't possibly have chosen a worse example.

>>2643076
How is that fake? I'd grip him by his pathetic throat and one arm lift him above my head and then drive him into the earth's crust, vaporizing all of his vertebrae. What's fake about that, idiot? Do you want me to show you personally first, kid?

>>2643090
>The severity of shoot this mark has been worked into...

>>2643090

Here you go

>(you)

gonna need a bigger bait

>>2643035
How did faggots like that manage to create the largest empire in world history?

>>2643090
Whether you're being legit or ironic, either way, you're still a dullard.

>>2643097
While black Africans and native Americans and indigineous Aussies were living off coconuts and chilling out with naked parties in the jungle, Britbongs were working hard taking over their shit countries.

>>2643076
>redditor newfag doesn't understand greentexting

>>2643042
It's all about how you look, loser.

I like the guy. Really I do.

He reminds me of someone you'd see wrestle at the turn of the former century.

>>2643112
And you're a fag bitch and your mom is my cum dumpster, loser.

>>2643097
They're not the same. Guys like Gallager are the decadent offspring. It happens to all great empires

>>2643277
Seeeeething

>>2643265

Is that why you don't leave the house, fatty?

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>>2643270
fuck off

>>2643286
Worked easily.

>>2643305
>cringe

cringe

>>2643065

The mandrama posters? Most likely. everybody else could probably take him.

>>2643320
>toygunners, stonerplanks and LARPers' beating up a guy who has won two professional MMA fights

That is a Cruiserweight

>>2643035
that's how the pasty britbong faggots """wrestle""" in the uk

>>2643307
nigga finna kys

>>2643312
>Literally boiling

>>2643069

>Having to add /fit/ in to the post

We all know you are fat fuck, probably 3´6" 200lbs

>>2643490
>Literally

I don't think that word means what you think it does.

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>>2643035
Kevin Nash philosophy is spot on. Wrestlers need to be able to pass "airport test" i.e. turn heads at airports/pass the eye test. Regular people might not know who they are but they'll say "WOW he's somebody". When business got away from that, that is when shit got fucked up cough *Eddie* cough *Benoit*

>>2643517
Not an argument

>>2643528
>WOW, that man's quad tore like tissue paper just from walking through the airport!

>>2643551
Better than dieing on the shitter in a crappy hotel room like Eddie

Jack actually has a pretty good body he's just too pale for it to really show plus he's a legit shooter

>>2643035
Sorry, but he'd kick your ass. He'd kick my ass, he'd kick EVERYONES ass here. Just because he's not a juggernaught doesn't mean he can't kick ass.

Just wish he'd wear some actual boots.

>>2643090
Boy you can hardly lift a phone book without getting winded. What makes you think you possess the strength to lift a man by his neck with one hand and slam him into the ground?

Also the chokeslam is overrated. The hurricanrana is where its at.

>>2643556
Eddies a legend and a GOAT, while Nash is well.. Nash

>>2643496

I don't come here to lie. I come here NOT to lie.

I hate rapeugees. See? Feels great.

>>2643035

>>2643744
good post you fucking retard

Jack Gallagher has a cleaner MMA record than Brock Lesnar.

Just throwing that out there.

>>2643770
go back to reddddit

>>2643035
I agree with the statement , not with pic. There are better examples.

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>>2643042
DELET

>>2643770
At lowest rank of sport against 150lbers

Brock fought best of best at heavyweight

>>2643035
Smarks can relate to these faggots which gives them hope that someday they too can be a fake fighter.

It's pretty sad when you think about it.

>>2643067
i'll echo this. the whole roster looks much better in person than they do on tv and wwe is totally to blame for this. they set up their talent to fail.

>>2643058
>27
>can't do maths

Inb4 LE BAIT XDD

Well, Norman Smiley knocked out Rick Steiner with one punch apparently.

>>2643437
Including their gimmicks. I think some guy in a full set of armor and a fake sword can take him

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>>2643823
>2017 - 27 = 1990

Am I missing something here?

>>2643035
Hello wolfcuc
Guessing the likes and retweets are pretty slow lately if you're fishing for (You)s

>>2644021
eat a dick carrotjunkie

No dimes wolfcuc absolutely SEETHING

>>2643035
Agree

>>2643791
>best of the best
>heavyweights
The heavy weight division when he was in there was nothing but cans and washed fighters way past their prime and that roided up gorrilla still barely squeaked by with a 4-3 record despite being the most obvious PED user to ever step foot in the octogon.

>>2643035
>They're supposed to be titans

[citation needed]

>>2644059
Brock was UFC biggest PPV draw at the time
ZERO dimes Gallagher fought two bums off street

Jack wouldn't last 10 secs against Brock

>>2644059
Cain was GOAT

>>2644068
As soon as you start talking about dimes no one bothers to listen to what you have to say, you know that right? The only reason people stop in to watch Bork is cause he is a roided up freak who fights once in a blue moon in UFC. You do know your own logic works against you since the person who draws the secind most dimes in UFC is a manlet who doesnt look like he could beat anyone but puts on some of the best matches of the night right?

>>2644074
Yeah and Cain wrecked him. A dude known for having pillow hands out slugged the walking wellness violation that is Brock Lesner. As soon as he faces someone decent he gets destroyed because he is just a roided up gorrilla who uses wrestling takedowns and then chimps out on top of them.

>>2644082
I'm just saying he didn't fight just out-of-their-prime cans

6'7" 300lb and I don't doubt for an instant that based Jack would tie me in knots.

>>2643035
He is a better MMA fighter than Phil.He should be the one on MTv reality show

>>2644059
the only reason other weight divisons exist is so people can duck the heavyweights

an average heavyweight would beat anyone else at open weight, why do you think people kill themselves to cut weight

>>2643697
>trying this hard to look cool on a Guatemalan chair enthusiasts forum

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>>2643823
I sincerely hope this is reverse bait for your own sake.

>>2644252
ya heart's already knotted up from the cholesterol ya obese smark

Heavyweight divisions in boxing and MMA are both dead and confirmed anti draws now.

People used to want to see George Foreman and Holyfield, now names like GGG, Conor, and Floyd are the big money draws.

Somewhere along the line people realized they'd rather pay to see people who are technically skilled, quicker and athletic - albeit smaller.

Some pro wrestling fans still haven't got the memo yet because they're chasing an unattainable nostalgia high from the 80s and 90s.

Welcome to the new normal.

>>2644530
Boxing died because it went too long without a proper white champion not because heavyweights are boring

>>2644545
Maybe white people should get good at boxing instead of cuckoldry.

>>2644600
Or they can just watch guys like Lesnar and McGregor in the ufc instead and ignore boxing

>>2643792
>not like me I totally look like Braun Strowman