Cancer

>>2636904
BASED ASUKA WORKING THE /ASP/IES

>>2636904
fall for what? she was a gaming journalist in her spare time

>>2636904
Seething worked smark pickletaster

>actively stalking Asuka's twitter
this is just getting sad

>>2636904
BASED SHOVEL DIAMOND DOG

Based Orton
Gook literally begging for his 10 inches viper

>>2636904
How do I play this I'm clicking the play button but the video just gets smaller and doesn't start

>Constantly checking her twitter
>Constantly making new threads about her
>All this SEETHING

Based Asuka working OP, can't even control his life anymore since he's constantly thinking of new Asuka threads to make.

>>2636964
Dumb dweeb

Based Asuka working the /asp/ies into a frenzy.

>>2636970
>D-dumb dweeb, h-heh got em

OP Seething

>>2636904
Didn't she work for an Xbox magazine in Japan during the early 00s?

She seems to actually love vidya.

>>2636910
>gaming ''journalism''
taking lots of dick like a worthless whore you mean

>>2637008
Based

>>2637008
>Asuka owns the 64DD

How can one Empress be so based?

>>2637008
GOAT

>>2637008
no wonder she's such an obese loser. chinky should seek sunlight

>>2637010
hi Milo

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>>2636904

She used to write for Xbox magazine in Japan and was sponsored by them. She had Xbox360 advertised on her ass as well.

Like 99% of Japanese girls are gamers, and have always been. The japs invented it.

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>>2637008
>Asuka will never invite you over to her place to play with her double Ds.

>>2636904
Is this why she's such an obese fuck?

>>2637010
Now hold on. Taking dick for a living is way more ancient and honorable than writing about how much you like video games.

>>2636970
OP is literally fuming

>>2637042
>Ancient
correct
>Honorable
try again

>>2637008
finna based

>>2637047
I didn't say it was the noblest of deeds. Just better than doing a children's job. You can go ask any 3rd grader in the schools and they can tell you about Mario brothers.

>>2637056
>old man yelling at clouds

>>2637061
My bad bro. I didn't mean to make fun of video game journalism.

>>2637065
I can understand why somebody who says "a children's job" would feel threatened by somebody who gets paid to write.

>>2637008 HA! All those YouTube game wall guys must look especially unimpressive to her.

>>2636904

She only does what public wants.

What's wrong with that?

>>2637067
Woah man take it easy. I said I was sorry. You're right, children couldn't tell you about video games.

>>2637075
>immediately becoming this fucking servile

pathetiq

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>cute
>owns over 5000 game software
>undefeated
>172-0
>high charisma
>4 star match with Emma
>sexy
>4 star match with Bayley
>great entrance music
>sells t-shirts
>over as fuck
>4 star match with Ember Moon
>Ember Who? She work here? *chuckle*
>sells the masks
>kawaii ring attire
>yum thighs
>soft belly
>popular model
>no flips
>stiff kicks
>works the anti-smarks
>good dancer
>vibrant hair colors
>large boobs
>teaching inferior gaijin chicks how to wrestle
>blazing a trail for Hojo and Shirai in WWE
>small business owner
>talented artist and designer
>Empress of Tomorrow
>kept exclusive to WWE Network so weebs spend their NEETbux on her
>being a draw in a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language

>>2637090
Well when someone tells you that they're a video game journalist you show that man some respect.

>>2637100
I'm not tho...

>>2636929

THIS

>>2637093
I like how 90% of this aren't even qualities or true

>>2637157
every word is 100% fact

>>2637068
She's from Japan so she probably has a bunch of rare shit that never came out here.

>>2637114
So you're just going around defending video game journalism, eh?

>>2637008
Is the virtual boy rare? I've got one stored in my parents attic.

>>2637008
Absolutely based

Why doesn't OP understand that his obsessive threads about her only make the board like her more

>>2637266
No they don't. We still hate her

>>2637282
>We

>>2637249
Not particularly. It flopped hard and wound up discontinued and discounted fairly quick. It can be found for a reasonable price for a collector, but nobody actually plays it since it's shit.

>>2636904
>Weebs will fall for this
*30 weebs rush in to defend their waifu*

How did OP do it?

>>2637010
back to r9k with you

>>2637413
>how did OP do it
You mean get worked into making 10 asuka threads a day? Well by being an obese manchild of course.

>>2636970
>OP SEETHING this hard
Pathetic.

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>>2637556
>/DOFA/ General ends
>Asukafags return to lurking and only posting when the discussion is relevant
>Fuming anti-fans are left the only ones consistently making threads about her
>Asukafags worked them so hard that we can sit back and relax, as anti's unabated seething continuously fuels her relevancy and popularity here
>Asuka is now living in /asp/'s head, rent free

BASED SHOVEL JAP

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>likes vidya
>likes classic rock
>likes wrestling
>likes anime
>probably a freak in bed

Finna betas seething they will never have queen asuka fart in their face

>>2637010

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM!

based empress of tomorrow

>>2637413
kek this

>>2638492
Classic rock fucking sucks

>>2639253
Amen
Two-sweet me bro

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>>2639253
>>2639255
>>2639263


>samefagging this hard