Champ Edition pt. 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1BR5-0alI4
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>>2605261
>>2636680
I wonder what Alexa's feet smell like after a match
Is it true she has a shitty tit job underneath?
Alexa is a good wrestler and is always getting better. She is A-Lister Tier on the mic, and she blew Sasha and Bayley out of the water just seconds into her first promo on Raw.
I think the only woman she failed to have a good match with was Naomi. I thought her and Becky were fantastic together. She gave Bayley the best match of her main roster career. I am very curious to see what Alexa vs Nia will be like.
>>2636995
>implying Bliss had anything to do with Becky & Bayley having good matches
>>2636995
Her and Becky were merely alright. Alexa looked lost too often in that match and seemed to just go from spot to spot with little regard for selling or in ring psychology. Though I was happy she won.
Her match with Bayley was much better, but Charlotte and Bayley has a better match together.
>>2637002
>Implying Alexa didn't just give Bayley her best match
>Implying Alexa didn't give 110% every match on Smackdown even when she was playing catch up with more experienced women
>Ignoring how awkward the majority of horsewomen promos are; promos which Alexa has saved us from
>>2637009
It's not even Bayley's greatest main roster match.
Remember when you weren't a generically shitposting 'tard?
>>2637009
>>Implying Alexa didn't just give Bayley her best match
From what parallel dimension are you exactly and how did you get here?
you see Lexi walking on the sidewalk and she gives you this look. what did you say to her?
>>2637203
>what did you say to her?
Hey Lexi, check this out! *unzips dick*
>>2637203
Hey Lexi, Stardom shits on WWE
>>2637203
hey little girl, are you lost?
>>2637226
>>2637252
>>2637269
>>2636724
The idea of Jobber to the stars Hawkins being the middle of a Jax/Bliss sandwich is something we should all root for.
>>2637308
I just wanna make sure she gets home ok man. a lot of predators out and about
>>2637203
Universal shits all over Disney
Lexi!
>>2638467
wow didn't realize how artifacted that pic is
>>2636729
If she ever sells her match-worn boots on wwe's auction site the bidding and fapping will be fast and furious
>>2638574
>they end up selling for millions and single-handedly save WWE
>>2638625
Don't eat too much Lexi! You wouldn't want to get fat!
>>2639017
A wiener that size will her up nicely.
I'd be totally down with putting my tongue in her butthole.
>>2639061
Lexi is not for sexuals.
Lexi is for the following:
Hugging
Hand holding
Snoot booping
Snuggling
Feets rubbing
Maaaaaybe raspberries on her tummy
But not sexuals.
>>2639107
im gonna dick her down while you beta faggots are fapping to fake nudes of her
>>2638625
I would snort her dandruff
Since its a given Paige and Eva wont be on the next season total divas why not get Lexi?
>>2639107
what about forehead kisses
https://myspace.com/xo_lexi_loo_ox/photos
Wonderful little Miss Bliss.
>>2639144
the rest of the cast is on smackdown. they'll probably add becky and charlotte though.
>>2639181
this was a journey. Did she break her neck? did she get implants in high school? How hasnt she aged? At what point did she almost die? I have so many more questions.
Alexa go her limited WWE Payback card in WWE Supercard
>>2639275
who cares
>>2639325
fuck off
>>2639275
is that game better than their bejeweled rip off
>>2638625
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT THAT FAT PIG GOBBLING UP THAT FAT HOTDOG MOTHERFUCKER...
fucking 'murrica man..
>>2639360
Yeah, it's fun
>>2639275
Cringe
>>2639536
Seething
>>2639147
Yes. Lexi can be for forehead kisses. Possibly the occasional playful pull of her pigtails but only if you really know each other
>>2639275
Nice, guess I'll have to start playing mitb again
>>2639181
shame these pics are so small
cute!
/asp/ cucked by the big bald bull
no manlets allowed
even in school she was a slag
>>2640450
wrong
>>2640433
Damn! Having to shave your head from going bald this young.
Then taking Bliss to a prom.
Talk about peaking too soon.
How long before this guys is found dead by his own hands?
she broke her nose six times! so don't bully it
16yo lexi is cute
>tfw she'll never be the girl next door
>>2640476
lots of sports dudes just shave it
the sweat and shit is hella annoying half our team was bald and it was only about 15% black
>>2640476
I wonder if he or any of the other guys on her myspace was the one who gave her what she said was her worst Valentine's date ever
Last night I dreamt that bliss was my gf and it was a very cute dream
I guess I'm officially one of you faggots now
>>2640611
I too had a dream last night that she and Liv Morgan were at my house but neither of them seemed to like me being there too :(
>>2636675
LONG ALEXA IS LOOOONNNNGGGG
Would you take Lexi to prom, anon? There will be no drinking, inappropriate touching, or hanky panky whatsoever.
>>2640810
Im not going to prom again
>>2640810
prom doesn't exist in my country but I would move to america immediately if I had this chance
>>2640810
of course
>>2640845
YUCK
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>2640847
something wrong anon?
>>2640847
>YUCK
Get lost kid, it's past your bedtime
>>2640619
did they kiss?
>>2641042
no Lexi is pure even in my dreams
>Alexa fags are pedos.
I'm not surprised.
>>2641120
finding her cute isn't pedo, and she's 16 at the youngest. Lexi isn't for sexuals anyway
>>2641103
theres nothing unpure about girls kissing each other anon. In fact its the purest thing there is
>>2641143
maybe, but they just sat on the floor and talked. I don't remember what about or anything else aside from that.
PITS
>>2640810
can we get high beforehand?
>>2641792
Lexi doesn't do drugs
>>2641806
what if its an edible that we eat accidentally
>>2640810
What time do I have to have her home by?
wake up everyone
>>2638574
GOT DAMN I'D BUY ALL OF ALEXA'S USED CLOTHES
whatd Bayley mean by this
>>2636675
One of the best shots of lexi I've ever seen
In her Talk is Jericho episode she basically admits sucking off HHH
another video with her based mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgdXjnQCik
>>2636675
Time to JERK OFF
>>2643917
You can't just say things like that and not post the point in the video where she says that. I listened to it and she said nothing of the sort.
In wrestling terms, rate Lexi on:
Look /10
Promos /10
Ability /10
How much has she improved from NXT?
>>2644051
I would answer anon, but I'm probably way too biased to give any meaningful ratings.
I think we can all agree that she has improved a ton since nxt. She's basically the best female talker on the current roster.
>>2644065
WWE can definitely something in her, that other women don't have as well.
To be the first woman to win both championships is really something.
I don't know about ability and promos but she's 9-9.5 in looks to me.
>>2643774
you're unfunny
>>2636675
ew what is that thing behind her
>>2644331
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
does Lexi ever not look good
>>2644331
Holy shit
>>2644331
t h o t
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>>2644326
>cheerleader in full regalia
>corsage
>all signs point to this being a homecoming
>first big dance of the year, possibly first big dance of high school career
>homecoming dance later that night
>Columbus Ohio has large focus on high school "traditions"
This might have been the last pic of Alexa with an intact hymen
>>2644428
can I perv out on Lexi's friend because fuck
>>2644462
you're thinking too much and it's all wrong
>>2644482
she's jewish so you're probably got a pretty good shot there
>>2644487
>The claw gloves
Y'know, I think Lexi might be more than a little kinky, and the reason she's such a natural with her sexy/vicious/bitchy persona is because that's how she acts when she plays with her boyfriend.
>>2644051
9
10
7
>>2644051
8/10
8/10
4/10
Somehow this equates to being one of the better girls on the roster
>>2644509
she may be kinky but it's not sexual
>>2644519
Yes and no.
When a FemDom is "playing", that usually doesn't mean actual sex. They torture, tease, and enjoy themselves in a bunch of other ways. (including orgasm control, edging, or just fucking a guy afterwards when she's good and ready)
On the other hand, the SPIRIT of what's being done is HIGHLY sexual.
>>2644538
I wouldn't mind being bullied and teased by Lexi. But she doesn't need to do any of that to ooze sexuality. She's pure and still does it by being herself.
>>2644552
>But she doesn't need to do any of that to ooze sexuality.
Well that's kinda beside the point. I'm just speculating on what she does in her private life based on how she acts.
I mean, the reason I originally started liking her is because I noticed she'd be in full fury-mode, and then she'd flash a smile for just a second after she kicks somebody on the ground.
If that's disciplined, intentional mannerisms, they're amazing, but I think its more likely to just be sadism.
>>2644563
I don't think she gives it off much when she's out of character but I get what you mean. She does what she does well.
oh god, our goddess is about to get blacked
https://twitter.com/UpUpDwnDwn/status/863443740412841985
>>2645819
He can't keep getting away with this.
anyone have that promo where she says "alexa bliss is the best say what" and the audience says it
http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/5/12/15633572/alexa-bliss-heel-anxiety-wwe-nxt
>"It's a lot of fun. When I first was told that I was turning heel I had such mad anxiety because the character that I portrayed before that was very bubbly, very princess, completely not relatable whatsoever and when I was told I was turning heel I had mad anxiety over it because I was like 'oh my gosh, I don't know how to be mean. I don't know how to literally just make someone just, like, hate me.' And I would have anxiety over it. We would do heat drills and stuff in the Performance Center and there was times where I just stopped and started crying. I was like 'oh my gosh, I don't know what I'm doing.'"
>tfw you will never wipe her tears away with your dick
>>2645898
around :48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YpqGiRd5fk
is the podcast thing she was on yesterday any good? hoping I can find the time to listen later today
Dat tummy
>>2645981
Yeah, pretty insightful actually. It's worth the listen.
>>2645252
Poor bae-ley:(
>>2646248
She takes an awful lot of selfies for someone with an ugly face.
>>2646363
>>2646363
>>2646363
KYS
Y
S
>>2646248
such a basic bitch
>>2646415
>>2646415
hallo rat0
>>2646415
>bottle blonde
>nosering
>a gallon of makeup on her face
>chippe nail polish
>Starbucks Iced coffee
>Alexa ((Bliss))
Shes more than basic than a pile of salt
>>2646430
18+
When was Bliss on Talk is Jericho? Listening now.
>ywn cuddle with Bliss and watch horror movies
I love My Precious Blissfu so much. Im so in love with her...what can I do? I wake up and go to sleep thinking of her and in my dreams she visits me. I miss her so much even though we have never met, like a piece of me is missing. Will this pain ever end? Will I ever hold her in my arms? Will I ever take her out for ice cream and a romantic stroll in the park before kissing her on the cheek while she eats the cone and smiles at me? If My Precious Blissfu told me to die, I wouldnt ask why, I would lay down in my grave and close my eyes. Such is my love for my Precious Blissfu
>>2646430
Edgy.
>>2646435
Does she like being scared or does she just enjoy them
>>2646441
Not him but he's not wrong in the slightest. She's hot and I'd hit like the fist of the north star but she's not special, even her personality is just "vapid cheerleader".
i remember when these threads where so slow moving and Becketty threads would last a few hours before reaching the limit, I was telling everyone soon Bliss would be the Goddess-Queen of WWE and everyone wouldnt believve me, Feels good to be so right
>>2646450
It also feels bad mate. Tired of all these bandwagon fags.
>>2646435
This week, it's pretty recent.
>>2646456
This
Who else been here since the start?
>>2646462
I've been here since the start of my love for her if that counts
>>2646450
I remember the early generals weren't even able to reach the bump limit. It's pretty cool seeing all the new blissbros posting in here.
>>2645904
It's not Bliss I doubt, it's those fucking chimps. Do you think that Bliss has the strength to resist the strength of four roided out niggers chimped up on the prospect of defiling our perfect Blissfu?
>>2646507
Xavier Woods is a respectable gentleman.
He only fucks girls who wanted to be fucked by him.
Bliss will remain pure as long as she says no. Which she will. Because Bliss is pure.
>>2646514
>>2646507
besides she has a fiance and she seems like a loyal gal
>>2646450
being popular on /asp/ is not something to be proud of.
>>2646488
You will always be the best Blissboi
>>2645252
This could look really inappropriate if cropped properly
>Charlotte protected Bliss from bullies
>Bayley helped Bliss
WTF I like Tranny and Big Chin now.
>>2646474
Everyone who loves Lexi counts
>>2646536
I think Lexi would be fun to tease but bullying is too much.
>>2646534
Thanks anon
>>2646536
Did she talk about that on Jericho's podcast?
>>2646553
>Did she talk about that on Jericho's podcast?
Yup. She had good words for all the horses except Sasha. So far at least still listening.
>>2646557
They hate each other for whatever reason.
>>2646560
its not for "whatever reason" apparently sasha broke lexis nose twice in nxt
>>2646439
I'd love to facialabuse this slut
>>2646607
Like that is reason in wrestling to hate someone...
>>2646632
she's broken her nose like 8 times lol. surprised it's still attached
>>2646750
Who are the creepy beta losers taking these vids. He's too chickenshit and cowardly to go up and introduce himself and politely as for a picture, but he has the lack of respect to do this. I don't get these manchildren. Is it just trashy parents raising trashy kids?
>>2646760
that would be her best friend nia jax anon
>>2646760
no lmao. It's Nia Jax's snapchat. she thought it was odd of Lexi to file her nails in the middle of the store.
>>2645946
Straight up owned the crowd and the two other women. She's the next big thing no doubt.
>>2646804
the best
>>2646557
What'd she say about becketty
>>2646855
She helped bliss with the puns like blissdoff or blissfit
finally listened to the podcast. it was pretty great. hearing her voice for an hour just isn't enough!
>>2637308
man, nia really looks like the rock in drag
>>2646450
See Pic related for what Im talking about
>>2647228
also this
>>2644462
>regalia
>>2636675
I want to drop a big hot splash of cummy on her tummy
Did you all wish Mama Bliss a happy mother's day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgdXjnQCik
>>2647978
They need to do a video of lexi getting a pedicure
>>2647978
Damn, the mother is a classic reptilian. I hope Lexi ages better.
>>2639118
I'd give my right arm to stick my tongue up her arsehole and dick her tiny fucking frame down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T89BcJ0-HMw
Its here boys
>>2648172
can't watch till later but I see it's causing some trolling
is it wrong that I wanna see Lexi riding a horse?
>>2648256
I want to see Lexi do lots of things
>>2648172
She didn't say "keep it tight", literally unwatchable
>>2648291
Because it's too lewd.
guys who did this to Lexi!
>>2648172
The way she plays triggers me.
can't wait for more Blissfu tomorrow!
>>2648172
I hate watching normies discuss normie interests
>>2649321
I hate how normies always feign like massive shock or interest in things. Like the entire gasping, overselling and shit.. wish I wasn't autistic to do that.
>ywn be Alexa's slave for a month
>She will never make you shit in other divas' bags and take the blame
>She will never brand her name on your buttcheek with a red-hot iron
>She will never catch you looking at other divas and jerk you off until you ejaculate on a printed Alexa Bliss image
>She will never crumple it up and make you eat it
>She will never make you wipe her ass blindfolded
>She will never give you a swirly for missing a spot
>She will never make you eat yellow rice seasoned with her toe jam every night
>She will never force you to help her practice her headlock without washing her rancid post-match pits
>She will never stuff you into her compact car and drive between shows eating nothing but Taco Bell and farting with the windows up
>>2648172
stay the fuck away from her Xavier
>>2649417
https://youtu.be/8lUFijMZw64?t=46
Lexi confirms she isn't Jewish! Shills BTFO!
>>2650885
(((rosenberg)))
>>2650885
she also mentions something about having a "big italian family" so maybe her mother is mostly italian.
>>2650894
yes he is jewish but she isn't
>>2636675
With all those piercings she's got would it be safe to assume she's got a nipple(s) pierced?
>>2650955
she wears multiple layers a lot so it's hard to tell but I've never seen evidence of them. though she has some weird piercings on her lower back for whatever reason. didn't know those existed but I've only seen one pic of them from some years ago
>>2650955
A while ago she said she had 9 I think, and we were able to locate 8 of them, leaving the last one to be a mystery
>>2651127
from what I can tell she has like 5 in one ear, at least 1 in the other, 2 in her back and 1 or 2 in her nose.
>>2651147
I was mistaken, it was 11 and we found 10 of them https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/809773402512916480
>>2651479
do you remember all 10? I would think she would count nipple piercings as two if she had them cuz why would you even get just one pierced. unless the last one is her pusy
>>2651501
It's kind of hard to tell exactly how many she has in each ear, but I'm thinking at least one has 4. Then she has the two back ones, her belly button, and her nose.
>>2651527
went through my folder and I found 5 on her right ear, at least 2 on her left ear, 2 in her back, 1 in her nose, and 1 in her belly button. That would be 11 if it's accurate
>>2649348
Fuck I have a coworker like that. He's a good guy but he gets hyped and start shouting over the smallest shit. It almost comes across as fake to me.
>>2653696
Didn't have a chance to watch raw yet, how was alexa this evening?
>>2650955
It's on her pussy.
>>2653751
gorgeous as always. enjoyable segment
she's so damn hot desu
need a better source without the annoying advert though
>>2654124
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>2654124
I can't remember the last time I have seen women use a weapon in wrestling.
>>2654240
Nikki vs Carmella
>>2654258
Based Smack was doing female kendo shots before RAM.
>>2654272
>referring to this show as based
Watching Alexa and Bayley do promos side by side really exposes Bayley's incompetence. No wonder they want Alexa to carry the division.
http://shop.wwe.com/alexa-bliss-makes-history-15-x-17-framed-plaque-w%2F-ring-canvas/W13473.html
>>2655040
They're going to make 50k off this easily
Apparently you can now buy a 3d printed/scanned figure of Alexa in a few different sizes.
>>2655133
https://shop.staramba.com/alexa-bliss-3d-figur-5611.html
>>2655133
I wonder if they sell body pillows
>>2655133
I'm going to modify mine
>>2655133
Pretty cool tbch
Wonder when they had time to scan everyone?
>>2654285
That match was based though.
>>2655220
>ywn own your very own Lexi holo-bot
I was born in the wrong century...
>>2654124
Lexi confirmed for femdom.
I knew there was a reason I liked her, but when she walked around behind Bayley, I got a huge, familiar shiver from those mannerisms.
>>2636675
>that match stipulation
Blissboi live suicide when?
>>2655421
lexi confirmed actress
>>2655431
Actress was when she FOUND the kendo stick. Her mannerisms shifted and she slowed down as soon as she spotted it.
Then when she moves to line up her shot, her mannerisms change again, and you can't fake that face without heavy familiarity with sadomasochism.
>>2655448
>yes, you actually can
>you're a mark
>>2655467
Yea sure kid, come yammer at me when you've had a couple of dozen women pick up a toy and walk up to you with that look.
I've seen vanilla women try to fake it and they can't. They might try to smile, but their eyes don't sell.
how can someone so small and cute be a dom
>>2655652
'cause you lankies want to be spanked by smaller people.
>>2655658
This. Although its not just tall people.
Anybody can have sadism as a personality trait, but tiny femdoms are better.
There is nothing hotter than a girl grabbing you by the back of your hair and pulling you DOWN to face level to say something to you.
Bliss makes me work my pp into a shoot
>>2655414
We all were.
>>2656178
>>2656185
>>2656188
>>2656185
thighlets can't compete
>>2656188
This and pic related:
>ILikeThatThisIsGonnaHurtYou.jpg
>>2656221
literally perfect
Charles: 4 time Raw women's champ
Sasha: 3 time Raw women's champ
Bliss: First woman to win Raw and Smackdown women's title
Becky: 5 time match contract signer, current enhancement talent
Anyone else kind of feel bad for Becky? She's at least better than Bayley and seems like a sweetheart.
>>2656257
Yeah, I would put her head-and-shoulders above Bayley. Bayley's probably the only one who cuts a worse promo than Becky, but becky's at least got some in-ring style.
>>2656257
>>2656271
At least Becky has the excuse of being Irish and having a potato accent for her shit promos. Bayley has no excuses.
Becky has been better in the ring if you compare what they've done on the main roster. Bliss is my favorite, but I don't mind Becky at all. She at least deserves to be higher on the totem pole than Bayley
>>2656295
Well, when I think about it, Becky and maybe Naomi are the only women with memorable signatures too.
I don't really care for the move, cuz its just a corner body splash or whatever, but when you think of Becky, you can't help but associate her with "STRAIGHT FIEYAAAAAAAA"
I mean, Charlotte's got the Figure Eight, and Alexa's got that hand-springing knee-dropping thing, I guess. But its still a shortage.
>>2656257
I don't necessarily know if I feel bad for her, but I do think she deserves better. She's better than most women on the roster in the ring, including Bliss.
Now her mic work is terrible, but so is Bayley's and for me Becky is more visually pleasing than Bayley. I think after Charles wins the smackdown title and has a decent run, Becky deserves to be the one to take the belt off of her.
I'll always give Becky props for putting our girl over and making Bliss look better in the ring than she probably was at that point. Bexbro and his goons over in that thread don't seem all that bad either.
>>2656257
>Sasha: 3 time Raw women's champ
Those pretty much don't count anyway. She got not a single title defence and hold for a combined time that was shorter than Becky's single reign.
And now she jobs out to Alicia Fox and will likely miss two PPVs in a row.
So compared to Sasha Becky is in a great place.
>>2657480
That's actually a good point. Its sorta subtle, but out of the six friggen women involved in the current women's program, Becky is actually the center of the plotline. (probably until Charlotte turns on them)
>>2655414
Hey, next bliss thread should be /Goddess/ rather than /spiteful/
>>2657572
I was actually thinking about that.
What do you guys think should /spiteful/ become /goddess/?
>>2657715
Yes
>keep forgetting what I've already posted so I keep getting duplicate file exists errors.
that's okay I have plenty to spare
>>2656188
Y y Y y Y y E e E e E e S s S s S s
>>2656185
she looks so soft. not a single blemish on her perfect thighs
>>2657789
So did they fug, or is Mojo just into Lexi? That would be depressing if she did.
Is anyone else getting an upload failed message when they try to post stuff?
>>2651501
you guys are weird
>>2656185
E C Dub! E C Dub! E C Dub!
>>2658569
me2, all pix are failing to upload
good afternoon Blissboi
>>2657715
Its too perfect not to use. /spiteful/ only vaguely makes sense anyway.
>>2658706
can I upload now?
these strawberries are too close to Lexi!
>>2659184
Why can't she be near Strawberries
>>2659444
She's allergic to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2LiEK2E_gg
>>2659520
Poor lexi
>>2659520
>There's no such thing as a bad date with Mojo
Starting to really not like him.
>>2659184
>two based pure bloods in one pic
stop i can only get so hard
>>2659751
>Australians
>pure
Fucking kek
>>2659922
look at that sweety tummy!
Leaks when? Out of all the divas, I want nudes of her the most.
>>2636675
Just saw her sex pics on pornhub. How long they been out?
i dont like bliss. shes attractive sure, but shes far from the best female wrestler.
I like how she holds the title though, about it
>>2660846
>but shes far from the best female wrestler
I don't think anyone here has ever claimed that. She's arguably the best female talker though, and that's the more important thing anyway.
>>2660849
she's not over
that dog is
>>2641120
>Being attracted to a female with developed ass and breasts is now pedo.
>>2640600
dat (((nose)))
>>2644149
>That little head roll as she's officially in-character
Its always the little things
>>2660959
highschool Lexi is cute!
>>2661018
not a Jew! >>2650885
>>2661606
>>2661618
300th for middle school Lexi
301st for Lexi's teeth
more cute selfies
303rd for Lexi's tummy
304th for Lexi's tummy on tea
>>2662344
I want to munch on both
306th for Lexi's water bottle
>>2662348
we all do!
>>2662354
damn she looks hot in those hose. wait.. REEEEEEEEEE CROP THE PHOTO QUICK
I wish I could draw so Lexi would notice me
>>2662372
Holy shit m8 you are very good get this on twitter maybe she will see it
>>2662394
no, no that's not mine lol. twitter was where I got it from because she noticed it. I still draw the same way I did when I was 8.
>>2662354
who are those negros blissboi!
new
>>2662409
>>2644326
Weird seeing my high school pop up online.