>"survivor series" >no one dies

> "Great Balls of Fire"
> Only thing closest to fire is Lesnar's pyro

>"Royal Rumble"
>Not a single member of the peerage

>>2635509
>"Money in the Bank"
>Not sponsored by any federally recognized financial institution

>>2635509
As a Muhammed I am very offended.

>"Money In The Bank"
>Nobody there has drawn money ever

>"Wrestlemania"
>Irrational compulsion to wrestle about the only motivation not on display.

>TNA Sacrifice
>No one is sacrifice

>Hell in a cell
>No satan.

>In your House
>Is in an arena

>No Mercy
>ref will tell you to fuck off if you're going over the line

>No Way Out
>The arena has multiple exits

>Fully Loaded
>Shawn Michaels didn't wrestle in any of them

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>over the edge
>someone actually went over the edge

>Total Nonstop Action
>Is pretaped and has commercial break

>>2635509
>Sports entertainment
>Isn't a real sport

>World Wrestling Entertainment
>It's not entertaining

>>2635509
>"Extreme Rules"
>has no rules at all

>House of Horrors match
>they have to drive to the arena to finish the match

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>Fastlane
>matches are slow as fuck

>>2635602
>isn't entertainment

>>2635620
but it was inside a house of horrors...
>boiler room brawl
>hollywood backlot street fight
18+

>"Backlash"
>Nobody is whipped on the back.

This is one of the cringiest threads in the history of /asp/

>>2635560
Competitors would sacrifice something in the early days.

>>2635596
:'-(

>>2635509
>Roadblock
>People can actually go to the arena and park their cars normally in time

>>2635560
The "sacrifice" refers to their careers

>TNA Hard(Core) Justice
>No legal proceedings throughout the entire show

>over the edge
>no edge

>>2635509
>"Main Event"
>it's the pre-show

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>"Once in a Lifetime"
>twice in a year's time

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>"Extreme Rules"
>shits barely extreme