SmA+ckdown gamete thread

>>2634599
This is why eurofags can't have nice things.

Why is OP speaking german?

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>no more lexi on smackdown

Makes me sad everytime I remember. Now I have no reason to watch and I hate 3 hours of Ram.

Why bros

Jinder has been built fantastically and I honestly wouldn't mind if he won the belt

>that slag singing randy's theme

yikes

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>>2634599

Saw the torrent already
It was pretty fun still, but you can skip like 30 minute of set up and diva

>>2634613
No spoils porfavor

>crowd is hotter than in raw

Are they still in bongistan?

I really, really like Jinder

>Crickets

Lmao @ Boreton

>>2634618
Of course not. It is still a fun show

>>2634620

It's literally the same arena

Did you know that "Maharaja" is how you say "Roman Reigns Fan" in pajeet?

>>2634620
Cuz the crowd was saving their energy for the A show

Jinder's theme is tight ngl

orton throwing shade at charlotte

Pic of Jinder naked with the title when?

What the hell happened to Jinder's voice.

fuck he almost went full Curtis Axel then

BASED FATASS HERE TO REMOVE MINORITIES

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Should I watch /smack/ or should i spend my time dumping pokegirl lewds in this thread?

Why are "british" people booing one of their own?

>three of the worst people in the WWE together

LMAO that little Indian kid in the audience hiding.

>cheering heels

I want this shit to stop now

Crowds dead, show sucks. Smackdown is unwatchable now

>>2634640
You should kys desu senpai

>No one cares about India

>britbongs in charge of pops

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Crowd is dead.

I'm a smacklad but I think RAM wins this week.

>>2634640
I wouldn't mind some Cynthia

>>2634640
let's see what you've got

>>2634640
Yes and yes.

>>2634620
>>crowd is hotter than in raw
You wish, SmackDownie.

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>>2634641
Fucking kek

I smell a tag team match

Sami will be out to bully KO shortly

I was thinking: Holy shit, Jinder is actually good on mic!
Then Owens came out and changed my mind...

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>>2634648
>The state of rawtists

BIG POP AJ

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>>2634658
>that pop for BMAJ

>The top heel of Smackdown is a fat manlet.

The absolute state of cuckdown

>That woman in the crowd

She wants some BMAJ

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>KO speaking French to the britchucks

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BASED BIG MATCH AND BIG POPS AJ

>>2634670
>>2634671
You mean that lukewarm "pop"?

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>inb4

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>Natalya defeated Becky Lynch.
>Erick Rowan defeated Luke Harper.
>Breezango defeated The Ascension.
>Jinder Mahal, Baron Corbin and Kevin Owens defeated Randy Orton, Sami Zayn and AJ Styles.

STOP THESE EVERYBODY COMES OUT SEGMENTS NOW. IT IS ALWAYS CRINGY WHEN IT HAS NO PURPOSE, AND IT HAS NO PURPOSE THIS WEEK

What is baron corbins gimmick?

Is he an end of the world survivalist guy?

>>2634680
Hey Cuckmary.

>Sami ruining another segment

>let's bring out the whole fucking roster

I'm so tired of both shows starting with "let's get every one of our big stars out to fight at the start of the show"

>BIG WOLF CORBIN
smack wins

I hate "Team face vs Team heel" bullshit.

incoming 3v3 after than intro.

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>>2634657
It's true. Ram had a a+ fantastic show this week. We simply cannot compete

>>2634687
Hey.

>>2634686

NEW SMACKDOWN 6 confirmed.

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>all of those British Muslims cheering for Sami

>>2634671
Give me more senpai

Also AJ is GOAT

>>2634657
>I'm a smacklad
>smackneet_attempting_to_suppress_teary_outburst.jpg

FALSE FLAG

SamISIS Zayn ruins everything

>>2634698
I miss you.

>>2634686
>What is baron corbins gimmick?
that kid at school who wears wolf shirts

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>>2634695
>Ram had a a+ fantastic show this week
we have that every wee /b/rother

I wish I could get paid to write the same opening segment without an ounce of thought every week

>Becky vs Natayla

Hell fucking yes. I love when two hot white women wrestle.

>>2634707
Hey there (._. )

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>>2634704
Here's another, familia

Becky bout to blow the roof off the place.

What are they gonna do about corbins hairline?

BASED ELLSWORTH

>>2634693
Called that shit, not that it was hard.

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>>2634640

Post Rosa and Hilda

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Based Mella

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Reminder that SmA+ck has the most naturally beautiful woman in the whole roster

Wtf did James Ellsworth just call me a plunker?

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>brits can't handle the Carmellsworth

>Ellsworth getting heat in fucking bongland
This man is based

>>2634716
Please continue

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>>2634727

>>2634721
Hair match or a mask, he could be the new kane

evil yaaaay inc

>>2634728
Mella is bae but her voice is annoying

When will they bring back natalyas farting gimmick?

>Belt still doesn't light up

How has no one fixed this?

>>2634721
I dont know Zo tell me about his hairline.

>>2634743
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

>Black person bringing out a lynch

really makes me think

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>>2634739
Here you go

Smooth pits Bex time

Oh god she's wrestling in a skirt

What I'd do to tongue Naomi's chocolate shitter.

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>You will never bust a nut on Naomi's ass as she twerks.

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Why have smarks deluded themselves into thinking Smackdown, or anything about the current product is anything but shit? Is it people who have just gotten into wrestling? Shitposting?

I don't get it

Naomi makes my penis harden.

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>>2634727

Anybody else cringes as fuck when Naomi comes out with that dance?

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>>2634745
never. We must look elsewhere for our braps

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>unironically invested in Smackdown Women's Division

>>2634750
kek

>literal crickets for the potato nigger

The irish were a mistake

F R I D G E

>>2634693
And two in the same night

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>>2634754

FRIDGE
L
A
I
R

Omg she's so fucking groce naked, things will never be the same again.

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>mfw Becky lynch in a skirt
Muh dick

tfw can't look at Charlotte the same way

>>2634755

People like to joke around and have fun.

>>2634732
WTF how is carm that sexy, Raw needed less horses so they snatched bliss

WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T THE CHARLOTTE LEAKS BE RECENT PICTURES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2634762
My dick's invested in them.

>>2634702
Your talking about the enitre croud?

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>I don't need someone to introduce me because I don't need an introduction

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>>2634740
>>2634759

Nice

>>2634775
I really hope she fixed her fucked titlet.

anybody got some non shit stream links?

>>2634783
I mean everybody have already seen her ugly body

>>2634775
Her tits still look bad, her hips are still fridge mode. Only upgrade was her face, which isn't much of a difference seeing how much makeup she wears.

>>2634788
It looks like she did. She also grew an ass. Would love to see the difference between then and now

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>>2634762

>>2634783
That's one of those lines like, "If its the last thing I do, it'll be the last thing YOU'll ever do", which it kinda works, but its mostly terrible.

Am I the only one seeing this fucked up commercial for Great Clips

I'd really appreciate it if someone could link me to these Charlotte leaks you speak of

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>>2634786
dont be a perv

>>2634806
Speaking of perv, where is the taller girl's left hand?

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>>2634805

suckmyass.com

>>2634798
Lmao fuck Jasethy.

>>2634805
Trust me you don't need to see them

>silence for the slags

I miss Bliss

;_;

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>>2634754
Nice

Whats with all the weak finishes?

>>2634809
Who? That was a line from Rollins to HHH.

>gay cops

>>2634751
I need more senpai

Also, I really like this welcome committee storyline

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

BASED BREEZANGO

SMACKDOWN WINS

They are really testing my patience with the finishes to these women's matches the past couple weeks.

>>2634818
Oh, you must be new. I'm sorry.

Here we call Rollins 'Jasethy' because he's a complete shitter.

watching Tucker right now, has anything good happened?

I'VE WAITED THIS MOMENT MY WHOLE LIFE
BASED BREEZANGO!

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Yum

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>more fashion files

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HAHA, time for gay cops

>>2634822
I don't really have any more Cynthia that won't get me banned. Any other girls you want?

>more fashion files
>dick gets hard

n-n-no homo

>>2634832
Based big laughs Tucker.

NO

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>this Lana promo

Get this diva stable shit outta here

Dealt with that last year

>Talking potato

Her legs are the gimmick.

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Lana will never do the splits on your dick

Why even live?

>ARE YOU.
>PREPARED.
>TO BOND.
I miss Lexi.

Is Lana debuting at Backlash? Please?

>>2634858
And that's bad?

Breezango are about to get a massive fucking pop

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Becky should have just stopped talking and lifted her arms over her head for 2 minutes

who /gaycops/ here?

Why the hell is Charlotte on the (face) side

GAY COPS YES

ALL THIS BONDAGE

MUH DICK

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fuck, marry, kill, anal, blowjob, eat out, get rimmed by

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>Fandango eating lead paint

Holy shit this is hilarious

>>2634862
This.

BASED

KINO

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Tyler Breeze is so bad in this role. Based Fandango is killing it though as always.

BASED BIG BEARD LUKE

The ascension were fucking in there, man

>The Windy Apple
>The Foggy Apple

>I'm getting too old for this-
Shirt? Is that what he said?

Harper /ourguy/?

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>>2634874
Yes

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Gay couples are weird, man.

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>>2634874
Fixed your pic. Try again

>>2634892

yes

>Cheerio
>I've already had breakfast
Kek

I wish I had a funny gay husband

>>2634900
>yfw that went over Britain's head

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>>2634874
Fuck Becky
Marry Bliss
Kill Dana
Anal Bayley
Blowjob Carmella
Eat out Sasha
Get rimmed by Char

>>2634902
cheerios dont exist over there

>>2634874
>Fuck: Carmella
>Marry: Alexa Bliss
>Kill: Sasha Banks
>Anal: Becky Lynch
>Eat out: Dana Brooke
>Get rimmed by: Bayley

>>2634874
>fuck
carmella
>marry
dana
>kill
sasha
>anal
bayley
>blowjob
becky
>kill
charlotte
>get rimmed by
bliss

>>2634874
fuck alexa
marry becky
kill sasha
anal bayley
blowjob dana
eat out carmella
get rimmed by charlotte

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>>2634909
>marry dana

>>2634912
don't hate on based big mama pump

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>>2634874
Fuck Sasha
Marry Becky
Kill Charles
Anal Bayley
Eat out Bliss
Rimmed by Dana

This thread is dead today

I actually kinda like Rowan

I just wish he was more impactful with his moveset

>>2634874
fuck Dana
marry Bliss
kill Charles
anal bayley
blowjob Carmella
eat out Becky
get rimmed by Horse

>>2634915
Bj Carmella. Forgot her completely

>>2634917
You're in luck then

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>>2634915
wew

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Kek before the fashion files tom said breeze and fandango became extremely tight when they teamed up.
Saxton and jbl were holding back laughter.

Am I the only one who likes both Harper and Rowan?

>>2634874
Fuck Becky
Marry Lexi
Forget to do everything else because holy shit. I married Lexi.

>>2634926
You haven't seen anything yet

I really like both Harper and Rowan but this match looks like its going at half speed

Your crowd is 100% dead smackdownies. Please defend this

>>2634927
no me too desudesu

>>2634927
No.

>>2634874
>fuck
Dana
>marry
Becky
>kill
Carmella
>anal
Bayley
>blowjob
Charlotte
>eat out
Sasha
>get rimmed by
Bliss

JUST match

>>2634840
Got any Skyla?

>That pitiful Wrath of the Gods

These weak ass finishes tonight.

When does Luke Harper get to be the WWE Heavyweight Champion?

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>that finisher

>>2634874
Fucking hell, Sasha and Becky looked way better in NXT

>>2634906
ahh yes.
Welcome to the joke, I hope you enjoyed it.

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>spinning makes your slam hurt more

>>2634932
They are waiting for Nakamura.

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>>2634939
I only have Skyla and her wife or lewd Skyla

Harper has real talent. He needs a solid gimmick

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>>2634949
Rowan's shit

This is what the move is supposed to look like

>>2634949
>logic
>pro-wrestling

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>mfw these weak ass finishes tonight

whatre you guys talking about it all commercials right now. havent seen harper or red

>>2634898
Fuck Alexa
Marry Becky
Kill Charles
Anal Bayley
Blowjob by Dana
Eat out Carmella
Get rimmed by Sasha

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>everyone wants to marry Bliss cuz she's pure

feels good

>>2634956
What the fuck is wrong with Scots

>>2634952
How about Sabrina?

>>2634960
More like because if you did, there's no way around it: She would be for sexuals.

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>>2634955

>>2634960
Everybody wants to anal Bayley cuz they know she's dirty

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>>2634963
I have a few Sabrinas

>>2634960
>He thinks this is good
Bliss boi is a cuck I see

>>2634968
Nah, Mella seems dirty. They pick Beyley for anal cuz of her ass.

>>2634968
But but I just want to hug her ;_;

>>2634965
Yes. In the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>2634972
I picked her for Blowing cuz she has the best face

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>Dolph Ziggler
Is he just the permanent jobber on Smackdown now? Just fire him already.

>>2634975
Sure, after she ties me to the St. Andrew's cross and makes me earn it.

Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

Ziggler>>>>>>>>>>>Nakameme

>Those qt's chanting for Nak

He's over

DWI /asp/

>This will all be edited out, so

How'd that work out for ya, Ziggy? Ya finna seethe?

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>>2634969
Then post 'em. I'll contribute as well.

I swear if Nattie wins the title at MITB and Sami the Terrorist gets the US title sometime soon I will be done with this shit show. This Dolph promo might put me over the edge

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Oh fuck Dolph out here trying to break the conditioning

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>>2634969
natsume is best girl

>>2634978
He's basically just doing what Jericho did for AJ when he first got there.

>>2634983
>inb4 antismarks seethe at this

wtf I love Ziggler now

>This'll all be edited out, so.
kek you're okay sometimes, Ziggler.

Wasn't ziggler's world title run just 1 day long?

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NICKY NICKY NICKY

*violin shatters*

>>2634978
>fire a jobber
Who takes his place then

NAKAMEME

I ALMOST HAD A FUCKING SEIZURE. I ACTUALLY HAD TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY TV.

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BASED NAKAMEME

Someone get a trainer out here. That man is having a seizure.

>>2635002
GIMME A *VIOLIN SOLO*

NAKAMEME IS HERE
BKOSSWTAS

>>2634999
didn't he only win it because of a money in the bank cash in?

What did Ziggler say? I just got here.

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO OVER

>>2634958
this

>>2635007
My left eye was hurt by that, can I sue WWE?

>>2634998

not /ourguy/ but still /aguy/

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BASED NAKAMEME

>>2634989
>>2634992
Mk

>>2634978
He's been that way since the start of his heel turn.

Is he over or is it his theme?

>>2635014
>This'll all be edited out, so...

>>2635015
with a catchy theme song

>>2635024
yes

Ziggles has a point

>>2635018
Most likely.

ANTI SMARKS FINNA SEETHING

why does he talk with his eyes closed?

>>2635031
he's autistic

inb4 he's immediately injured

Brock and Nak Connection when?

>won't you be a good goy and buyt the network to watch nakameme debut at backlash?

BKOSS

>>2635030
when are they not?

>>2635035
He can kick yo asd

Anyone else blueballed as fuck right now?

BKOSS

>>2634599
BKOSSWTAS

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Mfw ziggy vs Naka turns out a bust

Dolph playing randy the ram's son in The Wrestler II when?

Nak will win the WWE title at SummerSlam screencap this.

>Its a "Sami never shuts up" episode

>>2635044
My balls are navy blue right now

>>2635044
Ziggler getting nuclear heat just by refusing to wrestle lol

Why does Sami Zayn talk with his hands so much?

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I love that Sami Zayn is basically a parody of his actual self

ALLAHU AKBAR

Fuck does this nakamura guy ever look like a fucking awkward, retarded autist. Everytime I watch this idiot with one eye closed brushing his goofy fucking hair to the side I cringe. Is this what the wwe has become?

>That look of doubt on AJ and Randy

>Sami wants to plan out and have a good match
>Randy wants to just half-ass it

Woah, the line between reality and fiction has been blurred

>Muslim Zayn touching Based Christian BMAJ
What the fuck is he thinking?

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>still one hour left

>>2635061
Randy's been phoning it in for several years

>>2635061
jej

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Got a decent amount of Elesa if anyone is interested.

Sami Zayn acting like a complete nerd is even more cringe than whatever he did before

>>2635050
Nak vs Zayn II at summer slam calling it now

>>2635063
The better hour too

Was Sami ever over in NXT, or do people just like him for El Generico?

Why won't he hit the weights?

How do I get fluffy Thor lions mane hair like ziggles

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Why dont they give based hyper ginger muslim a belt

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>Sami adopts a pepe silvia gimmick for build up to every match
would mark hard

>>2635073
>Implying that they'll let Sami out of the lower midcard
Kek

>>2635082
In time. They need to undo the damage RAM has imposed on them

>>2635059
He was a former mma/vale tudo fighter and was a top guy in new japan. Now he is wacky japanese gumby because vince.

>>2635072
>has a folder full of default anime
>implying something else is cringe

lafffin

>>2635072

Post Pokemoms if you got them

Is Kofi still on the shelf?

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>>2635072
You've got my attention. I'll add some too.

What is taking New Day so long?

>>2635072
wtf is that shit

BASED

G A Y

C O P S

FUCK THE NEW GAY

>>2635106
Kofi hurt

>it's like counting down to Christmas
If that's the case I'd rather coal than New Day.

>>2635106
They're making another sex tape with Paige

>>2635082
Sami has the underdog gimmick, so he has to lose for another year then win the royal rumble or money in the bank

>>2635106
They've delayed most of their new acquisitions which is smart imo. Smackdown was getting stale before Wrasslemania

Post yfw Based Breezango win this match

>SmackDown arcade game

They should do it for real in the style of the WrestleMania arcade game. I want it.

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>>2635129

Fandango getting a pop

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>>2635129

>>2635129
THIS match?
Of course.
#1 contender never loses clean until the title match, and these guys need building.

REEEEEEE
PUSH THE ASCENSION

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>>2635129

who's ready for heel dabs tonight? The only reason I'm watching 205 live

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>>2635107
best girl

Fandago should do a quick Fandangoing before jumping

12 DAYS

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>>2635129

Ok, seriously what does

DAY
ONE
ISH

mean???

>>2635137
It's okay I forgive you

JBL trying to insinuate based /gaycops/ are gay
was in group called always pounding ass

HE'S CORPSING

12 days?

Lel woman in Hijab was uncomforable

UCE

IN TWELVE DAYS

ME AND UCE AINT FINNA COME OUT LIKE THAT

Are they trying to be the New Day?

>>2635155
ONE BEER

Jesus guys, cut your losses and get the fuck outta there. They're not feeling the promo at all

What language are these knee grows speaking?

i like the privileged Bay Area gangsta gimmick

IN TWELVE DAYS WE FINNA SHOVE OUR SAMOAN COCKS IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BOI PUSSIES.

How many days?

WHAT?

I want Cryme Tyme to come back just so we can have a thug-off between them and the Usos

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>12 days
>wearing jordan 12s
BASED UCE

>>2635148
Nobody knows what the hell the Uggos say. They are cornballs from a forgotten land using slang from a forgotten time.

>>2635165
TWO BEERS

>>2635164

TWELVE (12) DAYS

>One of the top 5 wrestlers in the company in Tyler Breeze
>One of the top 3 character work guys in Fandango
>Both handsome af

You got two minutes to convince me that Breezango isn't the greatest tag team of all time and shouldn't break New Day's record

>>2635157

They were obviously trying to be Enzo&Cass but 34 % more nigger

>vince wants a tag team of niggers go against cops
>make the niggers samoan
>make the cops gay
>it some how works

I'm sorry, I blanked out, when is this all gonna happen?

#12Days

They have no idea how to write for the Usos' or Naomi's characters kek

>>2635170
ITS NOT PARANOIA!

ITS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGBLRGLFDLFLDG