>he doesn't watch new japan

don't talk to me unless you know by memory every move in the Kawada Misawa match in 94

>>2634204

Do you watch Kenny Omega matches with your waifu pillow?

Whats "new japan"?

>>2634330
It's like New York but with more anime

>>2634330
A promotion which was started by a pissed off gook more than 40 years ago. He's also a muslim.

>>2634266
>elbow
>elbow
>kick
>elbow
>elbow
>kick
>misawa flippy shit over the rope
>suicide dive
>elbow
>tiger driver
>elbow
>tiger driver
>pin

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>>2634204
>i watch outlaw gook wrestling

>>2634204
Delet this nao

>>2634204
Babbys first puroresu. KYS then watch DDT Pro-wrestling.

>>2634330
weeb shit

I want to, can you guide me? I have netflix for LU, fite TV for ROH and the Network for WWE, which free app is good for NJPW on Android? Where do I start?

>>2634387
Nobody wants to watch Gay Shit: the Fed

>>2635357
They have their own streaming service called New Japan World. I think it

>Being proud for watching babby's first puro

Unless you can give me your top 10 Heat Up matches from 2016, you can't call yourself a real puro fan.

>>2634330
anime wrestling for 30 year old virgins

>>2636039
WWE is a lot closer to anime tbqh

>>2634204
>he watches new japan

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https://twitter.com/newjapaneng/status/858858425803042816

>>2636046
Not even their actual english account.

Also, there's so many better puro promotions. You're fucking up if all you care about is NJPW.

>>2636050
Which ones? I haven't been impressed by what AJPW, DDT, and BJW have been doing.

>>2636055
Dragon Gate has better stories & wrestling, desu.

>>2634204
Give me a quick rundown why I should watch NJPW. All I hear is 6 Stars le meltz Kenny Omega beating up lolis. Whats the difference to WWE?

>>2634330
weeb trash

>>2636113
The matches are way more fun to watch but there isn't a whole lot going on outside of them. If you like WWE for the goofy shit don't bother.

>>2636164
Also the presentation is more grounded and like a real sport

Oh boy i sure love watching 6 man tag matches every show

I get burnt out on false finishes halfway through the first match.

>>2636046

>Guarantees no houses

>>2636046
> Gooks SEETHING that they didn't come up with GOAT House of Horrors matches first

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>>2637369

>>2637390
Leaks when?

>>2634266
Elbow
Elbow
KAMEN GIRI
suicide dive
elbow
KAMEN GIRI
someone takes a suplex right on top of the head
TAIGA DURAIVA
Kawada botches a powerbomb and makes it his new finisher, the Neck Fucker '94
KAMEN GIRI
chops(?)
Forearms/elbows
EMERALDO FROSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Big Melty Dave has a continuous orgasm until his right testicle shrivels up and falls off. He's so flabbergasted by this spectacle of wrestling perfection he uhh...develops a speech...y'know..
impediment...y'know?

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>He watches New Japan instead of Dragon Gate

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>>2637369

>>2637500
Fucking YUM

>>2635823
Doesnt cost like 9 dollars? The only reason that I have the wwe network account is because a friend sold me a yearly sub for 30 bucks (dont ask me how he does it, he doesnt tell me)

>>2637634
999 yen