RAM GAMETHREAD #2

Would you play Metal Gear Roman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt1QGIRPGE4

>Jasethy vs. Fatso

I'm out.

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>>2631327
GOAT stable

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GOLDY!!!

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>>2631327
1Hr 47Mins left

>>2631334
What a thrill...

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posting Bexpits because it's more interesting than Raw. Should I keep going, lads?

Golddust deserves better than being in a jobber tag team with R-Troof.

Hope he gets a solid push before he retires.

>let's go shock the world
>shock the world
incoming injury

why even watch this crap

how is WWE still a thing if this their flagship show?

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>>2631351

>>2631357
Do bears shit in the woods?

BKOSSWTAS

MORE PITS

>>2631352
Shit, they'll showcase a WWEUK Title match or some shit. Then the Bullet Club will make their debut. Hulk Hogan returns and challenges Brock for the title.

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Lexi's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Lexi can't you see? You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Lexi's mom

>>2631357
Please carry on, anon

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>Goldust hasn't retired yet

Fucking go away you useless old man

>>2631365
Not always.

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>crowd dead silent whole show
>the second Roman comes out everyone gets on their feet and comes alive
Hmm really finna activates my almonds ;)

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>London

Just tuning in for the first time in 7 years. What's with the hate for Roman? He doesn't look like an asshole.

>>2631334
pure kino

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>Crowd dead the entire show
>BBD gets the biggest reaction

Why are smarks so easy to work?

>>2631365
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

>>2631373
Getting worked by the Goldman

>>2631373

Ten bucks says they've already secretly replaced him at least once

What the fuck Greatclips

That doesn't make me want a haircut

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>>2631357
maybe....

>>2631377
>>2631382
based

>>2631377
Does it really count when it's to boo him?

>>2631379
He's booked stronger than peak Luger, peak Cena, and peak Diesel combined despite being boring as fuck.

>>2631334

>quest to become the worlds largest dog

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>>2631357
>>2631389

>>2631361
No they tried giving him a push against his brother. Stop with your pathetic happy ending for everyone wishes.

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>>2631370

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>>2631357
Here's another one. She looked much better in NXT

>>2631379
bad promo skills, isnt outstanding in-ring, good looking, broody persona, gimmick is ambiguous

>>2631379
same. just started watching again since Payback after not having watched wrestling since Smackdown moved to SyFy in 2010

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

>>2631392
Boo or cheer it don't matter. It's only bad if ya cum out to crickets like Sami ZZZZZZzzzzayn or Becky lynch

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>>2631401
>this

Just got home.

Why was Braun in a sling?

>>2631409
h-ello rato

>>2631411
A shitty attempt to make Reigns look strong

>Oh Enzo Ameme
KYS BRITBONGS

Lmao
>"HOW ARE YOU DOING!? HOW ARE YOU DOING!?"

That proper English

Eh

Too late for Roman to turn heel, might as well just stop caring

Based Graves just called Memezo a chav kek

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>Whole culture that looks like Enzo called Chavs

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he always says the same
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED

If Goldust and R-truth win I want Fallout 4

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>jojo

>>2631407
made me lol.

would you like them if they made up another catchphrase thats just as good?

Enzo and Cass are the MASTERS of cheap pops


pls stop

>>2631419
wtf is a chav? no one speaks slag here

>>2631409
hello rat-o

>>2631422
Speaking of which some faggot still owes us all a copy of 2k17

>>2631422
piratebay. Don't support Bethesda

>>2631408
Becky and Sami get cheered tho

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Team EU

>>2631400
True.

And not happy endings for everyone. Just maybe for a guy who has been criminally misused for two and a half decades. Total waste of talent.

>>2631364
post more gifs like this

>>2631427
british version of jersey guido trash

Nazi Tag team

>>2631426
True. Memezo and Ass' shtick works cause their in a new city every week.

I love this team but I hate their new catchphrase

>WE ARE DA BAR

That was a needlessly drawn out shit metaphor.

did anyone tell memesaro that Switzerland isn't in the EU?

they should enter to sheamoose theme with cesaro sirens over it

ARE SHEAMUS AND CESARO OUR GUYS?

>>2631433
>Switzerland
>EU

>>2631411
His arm hurts from wrapping it around Roman in all their photos touring Europe together.

>>2631430
Why not ?

>>2631409
Hello rato
Say hi to Cruz for me

Wow Cass looks fat and orange

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>>2631423
jojo

Cass needs to work out. Look at he is belly

>>2631447
yes

SHEAMUS AND CESARO

DOO DOO DOO DOO

>>2631446
they should walk out together with the Bond thing and when they turn, the white light hits

>>2631455
gross nigger probably doesn't wipe properly

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>>2631448
Switzerland is in Europe

so...

>>2631457
carmella says she forcefeeds him her leftovers
cuck her away from him and maybe cass will get /fit/

>>2631464
Even better

>>2631455
Want to see her get whited

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>>2631437

>>2631470
>colonized

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OW OW OW OW OW

>>2631455
you can totally see her spanks through her dress

>>2631455
i swear she look like Blair White

>>2631452
>Release sloppy, bug ridden games and expects the modding community to fix their game for free
>jewed humanhead into near bankruptcy, made off with the Prey IP, and robbed us of Cyberpunk Bountyhunters in favor of yet another fucking system shock clone
>Pete Hines, Todd Howard, and Emil the hack

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>>2631466
Not every country in Europe is in the European Union

>>2631470

But you don't wanna do the whiting?

>>2631474
Not spanks. Padded underwear. Her ass is fake.

>>2631478
give it time

>>2631478
nice ((("""union""")))

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I just got home. What did I miss?

>>2631475
literally who

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>>2631477
dubs of truth

will wwe ever be good again?

>>2631485
Taker 's comeback

"Swiss Superman" can't even hold Enzo back

>>2631485
Dean Ambros is General Manager, and Nia Jax is now friends with Bliss.

MEMEZO & BIG KEK BTFO

>>2631485
Literally nothing

lol that poor cameraman getting bumped around

>>2631487
You already know the answer: NO.

Why do Sheamus and Cesaro work so well together?

I want these guys to break New Day's record

>>2631494
My queen now has a little toy to play with.

>>2631503
THICCCCCC

>please don't kick

Kek Sheamus BTFO

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>>2631499
>checked

>>2631501
they just have great chemistry

>>2631485
CM Punk's return

>I got kids

>>2631505
Rhyno's body is so hilariously out of proportion

>>2631502
>Nia Jax
>Little
Nigga, what?

holy shit dead crowd

TOO SWEET!

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TOO SWEET ME BROS!

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>>2631519

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>>2631471

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Throw em up, boys

>dead crowd
kek, the stare of WWE©™

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>>2631514
There's some fat manlet in NxT with the same disproportional body and walks the same way as Rhyno too with his arms to far away from the sides of his body

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who /hotasianwife/ club?

>>2631501
Its the celtic ancestry they share

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Goldie is really gonna win

>>2631516
he called bliss the little toy anon

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>>2631519

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>>2631525
>Nia's back folds

>>2631525
empty arena. wwe bringing in the dimes

>HE'S GOT KIDS
>Cesaro nutshots Heath
>NO MORE KIDS
You britbongs are alright.

I went to the trouble to type this shit out anon, you're goddam well going to read it.

>>2631006
>Lmao... work for it

It's working. She's intrigued by you and the door is definitely open for sex. She doesn't want to feel like a whore though, so you've still got a little work to do. Mind you, if your game is solid enough you can smash first night but the fact you're asking for advice on /asp/ tells me your game's not nearly that Jedi level yet.

Pussy line was strong, borderline too fast but it doesn't disqualify you, relax. Asking if you did something wrong was a mistake. Never second guess yourself. Women hate indecision in men. I'd step on the brake just a tad tho, you don't want to come on too strong this early or she'll think all you want is sex.

>moving too fast... lol

Which is exactly what she told you next line.
Note the "lol" which is her way of saying slow down, but I don't want you to think i'm too upset.

>Sorry....girlfriend one day

Ya dun goofed. Anon, this is bush league "do you like me, circle yes or no" shit. You sound simp af.

Here's how you salvage it. Pretend you never said that girlfriend bullshit. If she brings it up, hand wave it, "Ehh, I don't know, whatever. I'm not even looking for anything serious right now." If she's going to be your gf it'll happen, but speaking on it like this only pushes it that much further away. Here's a very badly kept secret-- women don't even like themselves that much. So for you to fawn over them like that makes them think less of you. She's thinking, "I don't even like myself that much and he's crazy about me, he's either a loser or an idiot."

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>>2631533

>>2631533
*muscle you fuckin pig

>>2631485
Low ratings.

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>>2631542

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>>2631525
>The absolute state of RAM

a ver, donde estan mi /smackhermanos/

>>2631533
>>2631538
All the goodness in that pic and you two faggots zoom in on Nia's backfat.

Chubby chasin', canklin' ass niggas.

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>Americans
>fat
>around me

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>>2631550

>>2631549
aqui

>>2631554
T H I C C

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>>2631519

>>2631554
I'd smash, keep it 1000 kinfoke, but just sayin', if Alexa Bliss or Naomi was in that pic, that big gurl would be the last thing i'd focus on.

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>>2631549

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>>2631564
>whydontwehaveboth.exe

Goldie heel turn incoming

>>2631568
My kingdom for a photoshop.

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>>2631568
>She will never hold my hotdog
>WhyEvenLive.exe

This whole tag team turmoil thing has been pretty good and the Golden Truth angle is nice

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>golden truth getting offense in

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STOP CESARO WTF

>>2631568
>>2631574
>>2631576
NOT FOR SEXUALS

Am I the only one that is glad they buried Gallows and Anderson in WWE? Smarks deserve to cry salty tears over it.

>>2631581
R Truth bout to be the hot tag

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>>2631576
>ywn bury your face in her tits

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>Actual ring psychology

lol Goldust with the awkward tag

>>2631557
delete this

Hardyz with the pop of the night.

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>>2631576

This might be the most quiet team I've heard in years

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based

niggers BTFO

Fatt and Meth Hardy hitting the ring

>>2631598
she's fucking gross, anon

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Why does it sound like Cole plugs his nose sometimes during crucial calls?

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>>2631610
Then you're a fucking faggot.

you will hear every ligament POP

pretty good rivalry tbfh

I hate that the crowds can't all DELETE in proper unison
they fuck up "you can't teach that" hand waving too

Right hand, Left to Right. Right hand, Left to Right.

>>2631596
This just supports my claim that they're one of the most over teams in the world. They're eternally over and will be popular no matter where they go

>more samoa joe vs rollins drama
pls dont

I glanced at the TV and thought they were giving 3 Count some sort of burn

Can't wait for Samoan Joel

>>2631614
>autistically spamming some doughy chick

>>2631620
now this is autism

>>2631628
Sammo? Is Martial Law back on TV?

>>2631629
you gay m8?

my internet is jobbing hard

>>2631620
>I hate that the crowds can't all DELETE in proper unison
>they fuck up "you can't teach that" hand waving too
Autism

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>>2631596
>pop of the night
not even close

SEFF
.......ROLLINS
.......E
.......A
.......K
.......I
.......N

who /just watching this shit until the dishwasher is done/ here?

>thread is slow as fuck
is it boring

(fat music)

just an hour left. Finding the entertainment in this chore of a show is like squeezing blood from a stone.

I wonder how many English whores Seth texted a picture of his tiny penis to?

>>2631638
>pup of the night

I forget what the main event is gonna be

>>2631616
It's a little on the nose, anon. Give your audience credit they'll get the joke, it should be Hardy's head and nothing else.

>>2631640
Spoilerfag promised this would be MOTN, so I'm going to bed after this

I'd be interested in this shit feud if they made this a no DQ match that went to the backstage.

Joe is only good for cheap shots. He sucks as an actual wrestler

>>2631645
>tfw Joe's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M

>joe already botching

Lol. Are we seriously only on the second thread? Just got in from bowling league has no one been making threads? What's up?

That shitty fucking Joe theme doesn't sound menacing or scary at all it reminds me of Stewie folliwing the fat people until they passed out

>>2631644
Um...obviously? Have you seen the RAW """""""""""""talent""""""""""""" roster lately?

>>2631657
And the dishwasher is done. Fuck this shit, going for a run

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>>2631660
sounds like that mixed with godzilla music

>>2631666
>>2631660
ahaha, hivemind

>>2631664
Taped. We know what happens. Nothing worth watching

Not to mention Raw took Smack's stars and somehow made them all boring again and Braun is ded. Raw fucking sucks

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>>2631649
>>2631649
fucking kekd

>Samoa Joe
>6'2"

Yeah right

Looking at the card I would've thought this would be a good raw. Been so boring. I wonder how much of that is due to the sound.

Finally, the only good thing about RAM:

EL PAPAUPA DE LOS POLLITOS, THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE KINGSLAYER, THE MAN

SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS

>>2631670
>tfw sick and PRT in in 2 weeks

fuck this gay earth. Everytime I exercise, I make my cold worse

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>its a joe vs rollins match

Serious question to TNA fans.

Was Samoa Joe ever exciting?

Also holy fucking cheap shots Booker

There was so much pain in Corey's voice

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>>2631686
there are fans of TNA?

Only two threads for this RAM

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Literally only watching for Sasha/Foxy. They made me diamonds last week

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>it's a seths knee match

>>2631409
hello rato
stay cool

>>2631690
I've seen vore and guro fetish threads. Surely someone here is demented enough to be a TNA fan.

>>2631686
>>2631688
Why would he say something that disrectful? Rude as fuck

>>2631660
>>2631666
Top kek nice to know somebody shares the same thought as me.

Every time I hear Joe's theme I just laugh and imagine it playing while him and Bray Wyatt ans Kevin Owens enter a buffet and look for the best seats to sit at

>king arthur
>with coons

nigga what

>>2631686

He was ok

>>2631702
WE

WUZ

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>Five Years Later
>Seth still selling his fucked up knee

>>2631700
Iirc Corey sort of ribbed him last week, maybe he was looking for a cheap shot at him.

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do you think they are friends or are these fake smiles?

Fucking worthless fat fuck. When will this match end?!

>>2631714
they go down on each other

>>2631701
As God as my witness that buffet is broken in half kang!!!!

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>2 hours in

>only on the second thread

RAW's still the A-show. I don't care what you SDLfags say.

>overabundance of guts

but enough about Joe...

>these chants

Kek, you can hear the accents.

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>205 manlets, diva shit and deanetty after this

>>2631660
I was hoping that would be the video in the link. I'm also reminded of it. Joe's theme just sounds like fat music.

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>>2631718

>>2631701
has Bray and Joey ever encountered each other?

Anyone actually watching this match?

>>2631721
It's pretaped since they're in bongland. I guess that turned off a lot of fans.

*sprints off the ropes twice to suicide dive*
*springboards off the top rope*
*finally remembers to sell his bad knee*
KYS SEFF

>>2631726
At least it's not the pics of him eating his cum.

>>2631729
No

>>2631732
Can't wait to hear Based Vinny Ru tear that apart.

>>2631611
he gets super excited and starts eating the microphone.

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This Raw sucks, post pokegirls

>>2631726
BUT WHO WAS THE THIRD MAN FILMING BRAD

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>>2631746
ONE MORE RUN BROTHER

This ref is about to fucking cry

>>2631746
Honestly it was based Vince.

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Did Samoa Joe ever explain why he doesn't like Rollins?

does anyone like Nia here?
i think shes a cool character

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SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2631700
what did booker say, I'm watching IN ESPAÑOL

Please let Miz win

>WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MAN THAT SLAYS THE KING
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MAN THAT SLAYS THE KING
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MAN THAT SLAYS THE KING
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MAN THAT SLAYS THE KING
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MAN THAT SLAYS THE KING
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MAN THAT SLAYS THE KING
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MAN THAT SLAYS THE KING

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SPOOPY

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>>2631741
how can a little girl be so sexy?

>>2631753
topshelf kek

>>2631761
Big Dog

>>2631761
>...slayer

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>>2631752
Aww yeah

>>2631753
Shovelman told him to

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>>2631768
this is official art. also,

>someone actually said this was the motn

>>2631777
new waifu

>>2631758
Said something like Corey graves know how hard Samoa joe hits, that's why he's here at the announce table. As far as I know Corey suffered a career ending injury, seems in bad taste imo

>>2631777
>memeleo
DROPPED.
nice trips tho

I really thought they were about to show a Facebook conversation between Neville and TJP.

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>le meme dab megaman

No reaction for two Brits.

This crowd is dead and Seth FREAKIN Rollins vs. Samoa Joe part 34 killed it

>>2631786
I was hoping for it

Why does Corey look like a faggot hipster?

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dabs menacingly

>>2631781
was Corey the one who told Booker that someday he could be a big moviestar like Otunga?

Time for evil dabs!!!

>>2631792
you are what you eat

Be honest: Who here only learned about dabbing after dabbing was over?

anyone see the wwe ride along with jack?

Why zero pops for Gallager?
He's a foreign caricature but still

AJP is freakin gay

>>2631802
Learned about it and then it died like a month later

LE ENGLISH DAB vs LE EVIL DAB

>>2631802
I still don't know what it means t b h

Neville has been so great since turning heel.

Me and I'm black

>>2631806
most marks weigh more than 190 lbs, why cheer for someone if you could eat them up, especially when their character isnt even a tough guy?

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mfw Rollins/Joe is followed by the purple rope memeweights

>>2631812
Yeah, I don't know why its called that. It looks like a batman or ninja kind of gesture.

>>2631802
Cam Newton made it hard to not know what it is

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>>2631812
its a coon thing

>>2631794
Idk, that seems like something to say in jest. Booker t may not have the rocks career but he was still fairly successful. Joking about a career ending injury is overkill

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>>2631801

(evil dab)

Wow what a crazy crowd..

THIS IS THE WORST RAW EVER. I predict ratings to be at 2.5

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What is Austin Aries gimmick?

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>Sasha and Foxy next

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>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet

>>2631824
that look of dissapointment
feel bad. I could see my youngerself in him

what does girlpussy taste like?

Who's the main event?

I'm considering going to bed.

>>2631838
Have sex

>>2631838
Coins and milk.

Jack Gallagher matches are usually the highlight of raw. Goes to show that brawlers are better than technical wrestlers and definitely flippy shit.

>>2631838
salty coins

>>2631842
i can't, i just want to know

>>2631838
I've had dreams where I've tasted it and it's very distinct enough that it makes me believe it's real but I'll probably never find out for sure.

I really hope Orton drops the strap.

No pop for Horseface

I want to have sex with both of the women in that ring

Sasha's wig looks extra big tonight

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Stone Cold foxy pls
throw some popcorn you wild nog

WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR

>>2631860
No ones gotten a pop tonight though. They should have piped in some fake noise for this show.

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>TWO fit, light skinned black women

>>2631867
This needs to be shooped with some super-saiyan effects (glow plus vertical lines when she screams)

>most powerful woman on the roster

So she's stronger than 4 other girls

Foxy looking fine tonight

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honestly i think sasha would look great with a shaved head, plus, it would be a good look for a heel turn

>>2631812
It's just a softer Heisman.

>>2631833
le banana man

the eater of pins

mmm Maryse

time for bray to lose again

>>2631838
pennies

>>2631833
He doesn't have a gimmick, he has a personality.

You got to know him over months on commentary.

When was the last time Bray won a feud? Was it seriously when he beat Dbry at the rumble?

faggot flies

>>2631907
bray the golddust of our generation?

>>2631912
he beat somebody to get the Heavyweight belt for a few weeks

>Thread isn't even on the main page
>Of fucking /asp/
Kek

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>>2631886
Mmmmm

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>>2631854

>>2631918
That wasnt a feud though, that was just a building block of his storyline with Orton...who beat him

how does a man like bray wyatt lose so much when he has black magic and shit?

>>2631920
NEW.

DAYFUCKS.

NEW.

DAYFUCKS.

What ave I missed so far?

>>2631926
his magic is fake. His gimmick is a false prophet

>>2631933
almost 3 hours of nothing

>>2631933
The show.

Based Miz ensuring continuity

>>2631933
another boring seth rollin vs samoa joe match

>>2631938
>>2631939
Have Matt and Jeff appeared?

>IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU IDIOTS, WRESTLING'S FAKE!

What did Bray mean by this?

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>>2631922
thanks anon, that changes everything

why doesn't Maryse say anything. her accent is cute

>thank you for leaving.

>that could be you, Miz!

Didn't some other guest destroy the commentary for constantly saying that while he was sitting there?