RAM GAMETHREAD #1?

Already spoiled and a confirmed shit show.

even the /sissy/ poster won't be watching this shit

here we go boys

>>2630830
Insider here:
Dean and Miz will play a huge role in the events tonight
Alexa will have a match
A tag team turmoil match will determine new #1 contenders
Injured superstar to return
Cruiserweight stuff

This will all happen but things can change last minute.

*Raw opens with Dean Ambrose coming out. The Miz comes out with Maryse. He and Dean are co-General Managers this week as Kurt Angle is not at Raw. Braun comes out with his arm in a sling. It's Braun vs. Kalisto later on with an arm tried behind Strowman's back. Ambrose sets up Miz vs. Finn Balor to open the show.

*Miz vs. Finn Balor. Miz tries to get Balor DQ'd and finally does, using his power as GM. Dean comes out and restarts the match and ejects Maryse. Balor pins Miz with the coup de grace.

*Backstage, Alexa Bliss tried to blow off Nia asking for a title shot by saying she had to go to Kurt Angle to set that up. Nia said she has a best friend for now.

*Alexa Bliss with Nia vs. Mickie James with Bayley is next. Bliss scored the pin after Nia interfered and hit Mickie as Bayley was chasing the champ.

*Miz announced Bray Wyatt vs. Dean Ambrose for later tonight.

*Roman Reigns attacked Braun so there was no winner to Braun vs. Kalisto.

*Sheamus and Cesaro won the Tag Team Turmoil before facing off with the Hardys.

*Samoa Joe vs. Seth Rollins. Rollins won by DQ in what was the best thing on the show thus far from an in-ring perspective.

*TJ Perkins pinned Jack Gallagher.

*Sasha Banks beat Alicia Fox.

*They announced Dean Ambrose vs. The Miz for the Intercontinental title next week.

*Bray Wyatt pinned WWE Intecontinental champ Dean Ambrose with Sister Abigail. Miz did a promo saying he was going to take the championship next week.

It sucked, now use these 3 hours to find sex

wenger out

>Wenger out sign

my sides

oh boy another episode of Monday Night Raw!

>Deanetty comes out

and time to change the channel

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le wacky man

Someone hit me with the spoilers

Lol ya nerds are actually finna watch this garbage?

>Wenger Out

Thanks London

>>2630851
kek
it's pre recorded

This is why Eurofags can't have nice things, fuck you britbongs

>>2630852
>It sucked, now use these 3 hours to find sex
/asp/ couldn't find sex in a brothel with a bag of diamonds.

>maryse
Holy fuck that tummy.

*Boos in a British accent*

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>turn on RAW
>live from London, England


Well I'm out.

>the green shirt front row guy isn't there, even though in Europe
bet that dude is not ok

>>2630873
>it's 1:03 am in the morning

>>2630852
>now use these 3 hours to find sex

Nah, I will just waste my time by watching the Memeiors sweep the Jizz instead.

>Wenger Delete

The city of Arsenal

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URRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

dead crowd

is this corprus christi?

Is this going to get record lows?

Crowd is dead because there's no Britbong wrasslers to look forward to

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STRONGMAN

>>2630888
yes this thread is already dead

WOAT RAM

Based Braun

>>2630889
Jack Gallaher?

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>dead show
>dead thread

>the state of RAM

>THANK YOU STRONGMAN

Are they trying to make Roman look strong by putting Braun in a sling, or is he legit injured?

Why even watch after the script leak?

>>2630889
Crowd is dead because Vince edited them down to mute

>Big Dog
CRINGE

>>2630895
Yeah they'll cheer him but he's no CM Punk in Chicago or Brock in "Suplex City" is he?

>guy beats up top face
>gets thanked by the crowd even a week later
kek

fuck this shit, gonna watch basketball

Is it just me or does Braun sound like Alex Jones?

>>2630896
It's not live, spoilers show it's complete shit, more than normal

HOLY FUCK NO POP KALISTO

KEK

>literally zero reaction

wtf is going on in this segment?

When is Kalisto gonna get Future endeavored

the words dumpster match are so fucking hilarious

>>2630903
yeah this

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SDL wins again.

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>kalisto with a mic

STROMAN BURIED

For a sec, I thought that was a completely new guy coming out.

>heel kalisto

Dollar store Mysterio needs to be future endeavored.

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That fucking charisma vacuum

Jesus christ how is RAM ever gonna recover


Feels good to be a SmA+cklad

Canned cheers holy shit lmao

>>2630920
same
instead it was a nobody

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DON'T DO IT KALISTO

>>2630922
KaHeelstro

Did Ramadan start?

London is unusually quiet

is smack in europe tomorrow too?
These non live shows suuuuck

why isn't raw live?

Why is this crowd so fucking dead?

I'm literally just watching for Maryse and Bliss at this point

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who /a-list/ here?

What's with the sound mixing tonight. It sounds very weird.

so I'm guessing Dean vs Seth will happen next

I haven't been watching why does ambrose have a belt?

>>2630936
because its monday night raw and its tuesday in the uk

>Fatass/BMAJ is the main event for Backlash over poo man

Kek

It's not just taima, right? This weird ass sound mixing is really fucking with the crowd noise and how everybody's voice sounds.

>>2630945

He's the IC champ

>>2630945
Ruru is injured

how discouraged do you think they feel when the crowd gives poor reactions?

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Literally only watching to shitpost with the rest of you faggots

BASED STROWGOD

Who /emptybeercan/ here?

>Main Event may unironically be better than Raw tonight

>>2630931
Lame, try this joke on reddit

>18 minutes in and less than 100 posts

Fuck this is gonna be a slow night on /asp/.

BASED CHRISLEY PUTTING BIG STAR LITTLE STAR OVER

\o/

>>2630900
both looked fine in that pic of them together at the Colosseum so probably fake. But apparently he hurt his elbow for real and is out for a while now.

\o/

>>2630958
You seem upset Abdul

Damn this crowd is dead.

>Balor
>Over af

pick both

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Alright fags, guess the view count for this RAM.

>1st Hour: 2.9M
>2nd Hour: 2.7M
>3rd hour: 2.6

>>2630965
>Englishmen cheering for a potato-starved taig

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>britchucks cheering for the Irish

It's pitiful enough when they cheer for American wrestlers but this pretty sad.

>bálor's entrance
>dad walks in
I thought this was done when new day moved to smackdown, fuck this gay earth

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>the gimmick is lifting his arms

>>2630965
They aren't dead. Have you not noticed by how everything's sounding that the mixing of sounds is off?

>>2630964
Nice try

>>2630948
Nah I'm watching it on the USA Network and the audio mixing is shit. Even Balor who you know they're super hot for doesn't sound how it should.

redpill me on finn, what's his gimmick aside from the demon paint thing he does sometimes?

>>2630973
shouldn't have had your dick out lad

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>his gimmick is being a manlet Fonzie

>>2630970
What's wrong with you?

>>2630973
You live with your parent's still?

LOL

There's something hellish about Finn

>>2630967
He obviously is, but why? Why do people like him? I know it extends beyond just seeing him beat up Miz.

>>2630968
>2.4
>2.1
>1.8

It should be a rule that unless it's a sunday event, all entrances must be under a minute. They lose all meaning when the guy takes 3-5 minutes everytime they come out to the ring.

Balor should spear Maryse and rend her unable to conceive

>>2630979
His gimmick is getting the female fanbase to buy some merch. Also he has some lame fuckin demon paint seriously fuck this guy

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>>2630985
same with nakamura.
he just oozes charisma

>>2630985
Heelish*

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>>2630973

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Okay need your honest opinions. To make a long story short, there's this new qt that works at my job and I finally worked up the nerves to get her number and we started texting and I think I might have fucked up but can I still save it?

1/2

>>2630986
Entrance is huge

Plus he was pushed hard when he debuted. Literally beat Roman clean with his move.

Also he's really good looking. I don't know why you might be conf used tbhfam

>>2630979
Pegasus Kid, Bullet Club, Potatoes, Gay.

>>2630986
There is nobody with as much potential appeal as he does. Little kids love the goofy overthetop demon stuff. The girls think he's overall the hottest guy in the company. Smarks know who Prince Devitt is, or at least followed NXT. I can only really see him not get it in with some male marks maybe.

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>>2630997

>>2631002
+legos

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2/2

I know I fucked up I know but please tell me I can save it somehow

>>2631006
DOA

>>2631006
Holy shit that's painful to read

>>2631006
Just chill out and stop saying dumb shit like that lol. She literally just told you what you need to do.

>>2630997
seems fine to me, you shouldnt have said maybe but other than that i see nothing wrong man

but.. 1/2 preparing for keks at 2

>>2631006
jobbed hard

>>2631006
>>2630997
Consider

neh

Please suidice

>>2630997
>>2631006
the peeps over at r/niceguys would love you

I don't have a problem with most indy darlings, they're all darlings for a reason after all
Owens is entertaining when he's allowed to be, Sami is a damn good wrestler, and Neville is currently the best heel on the roster

I legitimately can not find a single thing to like about Balor

He's boring in the ring, he's boring on the mic, his entrance is boring, and while his body is an impressive he's got a huge head and always looks autistic

>>2630997
>>2631006
>if She writes "Awww" you're done get out.

>>2631006
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A
AHAHAHAHHAA
FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

KYS

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>>2631006
>Just like how I'm going to work that pussy

>>2631006
What in the fuck dude. Just give up on her, you failure.

>>2631006
if you would have stopped at her explaining it meant sex you would have probably been okay

but she gave you an out with the "its too early." And it was a promising out at that. Not a total shoot down.

of course you fucked up again after that. Its probably kill. move on.

These 2 manlets should be on 205Live.

>>2631006
just forget you said that shit, chill out, dont say shit you wouldnt say to her face

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>>2631006

does skull crushing finale ever work

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>>2631006
You lost already.
>hey I wanna fuck you
>j/k I like you so much

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>>2631006

>>2631006
You poor autistic bastard

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>>2631006

Jesus. I'm so fucking sorry anon. better go back to /r9k/ with a txt like that.

>>2631006
quit your job bro this is fucking embarrassing

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>>2631006
Holy shit dude. It just keeps getting worse

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>>2631006
You already lost the war, m8. Just find another woman

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>>2631006
What a fuck trainwreck!

BASED MIKE

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>you are banged from ringside

>>2630952
>he doesn't hate live thread posters with all his heart

Why are you here? These threads are filled with the worst dregs

>>2631006
No, that's perfectly good. Now, next you should tell her that "it isn't rape if you like it ;)"

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>miz wins clean
>dean restarts match

see you Tuesday lads

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>>2631006
what's wrong with you

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>SD builds them up so we can bury them

Bliss baby!!!

>>2631006
Pics of girl?

What's it like to have sex with Nia Jax?

>>2631006
please tell me this isn't real. i wouldn't be surprised if she never wants to be alone with you at work, ever again.

>Muslims front and center in the crowd shots

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2631044
he literally said why he is here. the question is why are you here if you hate it so much ?

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Why didn't The Miz just tell Maryse she is allowed ringside... he has the power...

Has anyone ever kicked out of the Coo De Grah or are the WWE protecting it?

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BLISS

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Nia's voice completely betrays her menace. I can take her about as seriously as I take this forced brappost I'm pushing

COW N' CHICKEN

oh alexa baby you know i would never hurt you

>>2631017
Nailed it

This is my OTP

>>2631054
ever hug a whale?

its like that. but you can fuck it

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>>2631058
It's called having money.

Tiny Baby Bliss and Thicc n' Large Nia? Cute team desu.

I'd like Alexa Bliss if she was like 5+ inches taller

She's so short it actually annoys me to look at her little body

>>2631062
Seth kicked out of 1 during their Summer Slam match

>>2631064
She's not much of a heel. People just think she is because she's large and is basically a "bully" to the others in the ring.

>>2631059
>he

damn I have to poop but I don't wanna miss Bliss or miss my opportunity to poop

>>2631073
She is too short, but she's such a CUTE

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>>2631047
>crowd is already dead for this match
>dean comes out to restart it
>crowd dies even harder

Who seriously thought this was a good idea

>>2631072
>Tiny Baby Bliss and Thicc n' Large Nia?
Kino?

please tell me bliss is going to start coming out to the ring riding on top of nia's sholders.

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Based Bliss

>38 minutes into the show
>only 1 gamethread so far

Something is up with Raw today guys. Is it because no BBD?

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>New best friend
>WWE acting like Social Media doesn't exist

Nia and Alexa are already best friends. Just look at Nia's instagram.

>>2631078
>>2631073
Lexi's height is perfect.
She's FUN SIZED.

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>>2631073
>doesn't like cute short women

>>2631077
>says poop
>enjoys women's ""wrestling""
Ya can go back to squared circle anytime now ya fat disgusting manlet sperg

>>2631085
UK Raw. Everyone knows what's going to happen plus the crowds are edited like fuck.

>>2631080
But the crowd popped when the match restarted. Even though the shit audio mixing is muffling the sound, you can very slightly make out that actual volume is much louder. Like shit are you guys so deaf that you still haven't noticed how fucked the audio mixing is for this recording? I pray to Based Big Dog you guys don't post on /mu/ because that would be next level embarrassing.

>>2631093
LEXI'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

BKOSSWTAS

Why is bliss with the ogre?

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time to

GET

THICC

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>she's so short she can sit on the bottom rope

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>yfw Nia will never be your brrraaappp factory

why's bliss wearing her NXT gear now?

Alexa Bliss is the only one who's over in the whole division

None of these girls even have matching gear I'm sick of this

Can anyone even look at Mickie James anymore without thinking of her porno?

>>2631107
You should check out that video of her where she gets straight up BLACQUED.

>>2631110
why are ya under 6'?

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Why is Alexa the only NXT diva that has some semblance of mic skills? How did Bayley get to where she is when she can't even hold up a promo?

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>there shitty euro chants

>>2631110
gained weight

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>>2631107

>>2631080
Probably Vince got an Alzheimer crisis and thought the Montreal Screwjob was still the hottest thing in wrestling

>>2631094
Nia actually looks a lot better with that awful ring attire

what are they chanting?

>>2631116
Because ever since she was a little girl......

Brit wrestling fans are fucking cancer

>>2631110
cause its red

>>2631105
Because they're an adorable team, plus while standing next to Nia, Lexi will never feel fat.

Is this pre recorded? They can't be live in the uk right now can they?

>>2631115
why is she under 5'?

How many wrestlers have blown their knees out doing baseball slides?

>>2631116
because she's fun and cute xD ^_^ :3 <3

>>2631116

Carmella is decent too. Charlotte sounds like a robot but it somehow works for me. Sasha is ok. The rest are hot garbage.

>>2631111
quads confims Lexi is over AF

>>2631124
something about autism awareness, i mean, about bayley

>women's ""wrestling"""
Annnnnd I'll see you guys tomorrow night. Fuck this shit.

>Alexa and Nia

Did they?

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Crowd is hyped, even the women's division is interesting with this Nia Jax angle.

I'm a smacklad but I think RAM wins this week.

>Hey Mickie You're So Fine chant
>Muted to fuck
Holy shit why are Dunn and Vince such no-fun faggots.

>>2631137
NOT FOR SEXUALS

>>2631117
>heeeey hey baby, oooh, ahhh, I wanna knooooow if you'll be my girl
>oh mickie you're so fine
>shiity

Pleb

>>2631138
This reads exactly lile a shillpost

Why britbongs like Bayley so much?

>>2631093
Lexi's mom has got it going on

Alexa looks like Evie from paladins (,the game ow copied)

>>2631138
>Smacklad
>Saving that picture
Just stop.
Really, its so dumb.

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You aren't going anywhere smark

I thought Kelly Kelly was coming back to WWE

>>2631145
Have you ever seen their women?

>>2631155
too busy taking black cocks

>>2631093
Lexi's mom has got it going on

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>>2631150

At least you can get that far anon. Some of us aren't so fortunate.

>2 hours and 10 min left

>>2631150
Yeah lad, you fucking lost. Honestly, judging by the first image, you never had her interest to begin with.

>>2631155
People liked Kelly?

>>2631155
I thought Maria was coming back.

>>2631150
might as well kill yourself, you're too autistic and beta to ever get with a woman

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>>2631142
>thinking this shit is cool

You Euros are fucking pathetic.

>>2631150
getting with co-workers is a shit idea anyway.

>>2631006
What is wrong with you

>>2631087
>that elbow

>>2631093
LEXI'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

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>Women's wrestling

honestly watching Nia beat Lexi up until she cries for mercy and no one comes out to save her would make me diamonds

>>2631150
weak b8 m8, but if you keep trying you will eventually find a sloot who says yes

NUMBERS GAME
U
M
B
E
R
S

G
A
M
E

>>2631172
She pretended to have a broken arm in one match by using that double-joint.

>>2631093
Lexi's mom has it going on

Why are the fans singing? Is this in one of them British countrys?

>>2630852
Do the Hardys make an appearance at least?

>>2631169
YOU DESERVE IT *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

The only time Amerifat crowds aren't dead

>>2631150
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

>>2631156
Hotter than American women desu senpai

Wtf was that?

>>2631150

Remember this one thing anon: if a girl ever says "awww" in relation to anything you say, she has NO interest. At that point discontinue any pursuit.

It's a really valuable tell to know, so at least you are now armed with this for the future interactions.

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>>2631006
Holy motherfucking cringe

>>2631006
>smarks in charge of wooing girls

Get a clue holy shit

why do they bury Mickey

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>>2631174
>penguin isn't even allowed a 2D gf

>DDT into pin
>punching someone off the ropes into pin
why is Bliss getting all these weak ass finishes lately?

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Lexi's ass running away

>>2631190
How would anyone know under the burkas?

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>>2631006
Holy fucking cringe

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Can we all agree that this was a mistake?

>first hour almost done
>still on gamethread 1

Why does this episode suck so much?

>neck

wtf

So this has been shit. Is Keklisto Strongman the main event?

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>>2631006
>LiterallyYou.gif

>>2631198
He became too devoted to his waifu

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>tmw Miz can book a better match

Where is Eva Marie?

>>2631150
I'll give you a tip though.

Act like you don't care about getting with them. Women love the attention of thirsty guys. Don't give that to them, and eventually they'll start trying to get it from you.

>>2631200
I wish I fucking knew. She could've at least hit Twisted Bliss off of that one. Geez.

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>>2631186

>SEETHING this much

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>>2631006
are you fucking retarded?

>>2631184
SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING RESPOND SO I CAN KNOW WHETHER OR NOT TO GO TO SLEEP

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>>2631006

>>2631219
fat

>>2631192
I had said it earlier in the thread.

>>2631221
Yes dweeb

>>2631221
yes

>>2631215
Suspended and getting ready to be released.

>>2631221
Did you not read the spoilers thread?

charly a cute

>>2631150
The trick is to imply sex and related stuff, not be up front and come right out with it

Girls are fucking retarded, and even though you might think they're practically the same, they don't like hearing that until you've actually reeled them in, then you'll know when the time is right as they usually indicate it by randomly saying how hot you are or whatever, something like "you're so fucking hot, I can't believe you like me" or something like that, then you say something about her and "wanting to do things to her" then she asks what, and then it's finally time where you can be honest

It's a fucking chore

How much does this guy weigh?

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Charly

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>>2631227

>SEVERE SEETHING

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>Charly

Charly <3

i love her

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH CHARLY

>>2631216
thats autistic.

guys are the ones that flirt/initiate.

sub 200 lbs sub 6 footer nu-males are the ones that think women are the ones who should take the risk of rejection by asking for sex since they are scared of pulling the trigger

>>2631093
Lexi's mom has got it going on

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>Fatmoa Joe pop

>>2631244
>her

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>>2631240
>>2631242
>holy fuck

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would you suck her feminine penis?

Wait, that was a segment?

Holy shit this is awful

>>2631237
Seems like a lot of effort. This is why porn was invented.

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>>2631254
yes
>>2631255
this

>>2631247
Lexi do you remember when I mowed your lawn?

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>>2631254
YES

wow how could kalisto live after such a fall?

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RIP in peas Kalisto

When RAW starts they should use Strowman's yell
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"

does the camera look different?

AZTEC WARRIOR

>>2631237
Wtf I hate women now

So did Braun get legit injured because he had to wear a sling for his kayfabe injury? What a waste, and for a match against a vanilla burrito.

Kalisto's theme should be TJ Parkingson's

Why does the crowd look so inbred?

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>no Lucha Lucha

Braun "Manlet Killer" Stowman

>>2631260
5 feet to a manlet might as well be 5 stories

But honestly I think this could be good

>that new entrance
they actually found a way to make this fag even more annoying

>>2631093
Lexi's mom has got it going on

>>2631273

They're in London

BBD IS HERE

Huh, they didn't edit the boos

How did Braun get injured again?

BIGDOG

BIG DOG

>only reaction from the crowd

BIG GOD

>>2631285
THEY BOO THE ONES THEY NORMALLY CHEER

>>2631286
He speared an ambulance door

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>>2631281
oh yeah she does

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>BASED BALEE DAT BB GURL

BASED BIG DOG

Ramen with the fastest rotator cuff healing in history.

>>2631294
Oh yeah

>>2631283
but they are all white. shouldnt they all be paiki's?

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BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2631294
and looked at the camera while he did it, the fag

>>2631256
hes being a nu-male by waiting for the girl to be the one to be up front and come out with it.

you can save a week or two by being upfront yourself, and most likely fail a lot less, since women with good heads on their shoulders wont do shit if the guy is scared of telling her how he feels/what he wants.

WOW ROMAN IS SELLING THOSE INJURIES SO WELL HOW DOES HE DO IT?

HOW COULD ONE MAN BE THIS GOOD AT HIS JOB?

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BASED

BIG

DOG

Another hot girl cheering Roman.

>>2631246
You're the one who's being autistic.

Having a woman become drawn to you, start to seriously flirt, and present all of the "indicators of attraction" does not mean that they "initiate". It means that they let you know they want you to initiate.

The important difference is that you draw them into your orbit rather than chasing them.

>>2630997
>>2631006
>>2631150
>it would be an E drone being this cringy

>a punch as a finisher
lame as fuck

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>even euros hate Roman

>>2631307
Because he's the BIG DOG and WWE is his yard

WILL HE TURN HEEL?

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!

Right in the head. Nice job Roman

BONG

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>>2631304
>>2631307
>>2631310
>>2631314
>>2631315
>B
>B
>D
>W
>T
>S

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After this they're going to go down to the pub for some brews and post some Instagram pics!

Mastodons

>>2630830

HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A PATHETIC COWARD NOW, YOU GUYS.

BASED FUCKING BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS SO FUCKING HARD BASED FUCKING BIG DOG WORKING TH ESMARKS SO FUCKING HARD BASED FUCKING BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS SO FUCKING HARD

Braun needs to go to Human Resources and complain about an unsafe work environment. Being forced to have a match when not being medically cleared, and no protection from being attacked by a wrestler in a non sanctioned match. Braun may need a lawyer.

>>2631295
i want her to care for me

>>2631330
>please clap

>He doesn't look like a pathetic coward now
>Targets a man's already injured arm

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>Braun push

>>2631311
no thats autistic. attractive women have guys chasing them all the time, acting like you dont care doesnt make you stand out as a prospective partner, it counts you out unless you are leagues above the other guys and they liked you in the first place.

NEW
>>2631327
>>2631327

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>>2631324

>Roman smarks so stupid they actually believe this

>>2631330
>Beats up an injured man
>Not a coward

WOWZA!

>>2631343
WORKED