WWE when?

Hopefully never. WWMeme will kill his character and job him to ramen.

>>2626631
Midcarder at best

>>2626631
RICED

>>2626631

As long as NJPW pays him as much as they apparently do, never.

WWE won't pay a guy who can't speak English 2.5+ million

Unlikely. Creative and cash wise he's the top guy there and he has plenty of opponents who can keep him interested.

Is that an Okada cosplay

>>2626631
Does it matter? You will complain about how he is booked anyway

>>2626631
milla gf when

>>2626635
Actually Vince was interested in him because "he is tall" lol

Hopefully never goes. I'm sure he won't. Make a ton of money in Japan. Top guy. Still holds a grudge against US promotions for the way TNA handled him.

>>2626707
No it's him, this was for a card game commercial

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they allowed him backstage at summerslam

>>2626958

Who's invisible balls is he grabbing all the time, though?

>>2626958
look at her

fucking mesmerized and overcome with joy to be standing by the top babyface on the planet

>>2626968
it symbolizes a sack of dimes

>>2626958
>>2626971
>imagine being her 5'8 trunks sewing former jobber SEA husband and she hands you her phone and makes you take a photo of her with a 6'4 Japanese GOAT champion and she's giddy and smiling ear to ear

his life is suffering

>>2626986

That is an odd name for it, but okay...who's sack of dimes though?

>>2626958
They allow almost any wrestler backstage it seems.

Never

NJPW put all their eggs into the Okada basket

>>2627000
its a way for vince to woo him. wants him to see how much fun™ the other sports entertainers©™ are having at the WWE®©™°%

>>2626958
why they bodies touching tho she be married and she getting all snug

>>2627034
>goes backstage
>sees Roman rehearsing "you a re a sniveling little suck up full of suffering succotash, son!"
>turns 360 degrees and walks away

>>2627034

"And then you have to do exactly what the stupid agents tell you to do. We need every match to be the same, never ever dare to be creative yourself, sushi head!"

>>2627041

Turning 360° would mean he runs right into Roman...

>>2627051
Newfag

What would his powerlevel be in WWE?

>>2626634
>jobbing a jap to ramen
pottery

>>2627051
>°
Have sex

>>2627248
What it should be, Hogan/Austin tier. What it would be, Cesaro tier.